Oof

HAHAHAHA can you imagine?

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Pls help lads

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

🐱

>tfw no qt petite latina gf

i'm so horny

IT'S NOT FAIR

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>get home after work and start posting, doing nothing else all day, and I still won't get the skeleton

FUCK YOU

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Uh... you don't get to bring friends.

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Should have tried harder.

>started shitposting at midnight
>skelly status by 3am
>spent the rest of the time ONLY liking skelly bros and 900+ gang to keep skelly gang limited and exclusive so that I feel more special
welcome to capitalism bb

Like this post or the jannies will prune or delete your mother in her sleep!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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I don't post that much and don't understand whats going on but i like that webm

based skelly bros

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let's see what lady fate has to say about that

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

My life is meaningless, futile and absurd. Like if you agree.

how do I showscore

🐸

I wish I had more time in my life to shitpost!!⚽

I figured it out, but I followed the instructions, and it still wont work.

haha omg can you imagine being so pathetic?

I think it's more a problem on your personal end champ.

stop laughing at me I started late

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Oooof

Hey whatever. I'm clearly following the instructions, I'm sure I'm forgetting some sort of special character to insert.

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Some of us have to work for a living you NEET fuck

UPBOAT ME

😃

u have to get a certain number of points before u can use perks

dinosaur = 700 or 750 i forget
skelly = 1000

that's all i remember

guys i figured out how to turn off scores. just type :noscore: in your post, like this

:noscore:

>tfw a loser, even on Yea Forums

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I NEED LAMENTATIONS OF THE WIMMINS

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whats this
skeleton gang? april fools I think

doot get

I got it, m8. Thanks.

Don't care.

HOLIDAYEE CELEBRAEEET

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No this is how you doot

At least I got a partyhat

MEMBER ROBOCOP? I MEMEBER

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Why does she have french toast crunch in the background?

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LOOK MA I POSTED KINOS

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holy shit who is this?💯

DISNEY UBER ALLES

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I'M SOMEBADY NAOW

>990
have a like friend

I'm sad

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>be me
>come home after work and gym
>people complaining that they won't get skelly bros
>work hard
>work harder
>achieve skelly status

Fucking commies saying that they can't get skelly. This is the Yea Forums(nel) dream. Anyone can do it

Test

please no bully
just hit it
have a nice screencap I made

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I unironically did something similar. I am on the fence of being proud and regret because I only got 7 hours of sleep kek

Liked btw ;)

just didnt care to be honest cause knew it will all be gone tomorrow anyways.

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>only 43 points🙁

skelly gang memes eternal bro

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Gibs me dem likes🐸

more of a fan of the fortune thing to be honest. makes for hilarious replies.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

hook me up

gotta get to bed soon :/

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haha benis

This... this right here is all that every guy wants.

>just didnt care to be honest cause knew it will all be gone tomorrow anyways.

Not a good outlook for life, user. Eventually everything we do and say and think will go away, whether it be 100 years from now or 1000. Our lives are so short as to flash in the pan. Eventually, the universe will die, but that shouldn't remove your motivation. That doesn't remove meaning from what we do.

but i only started posting 4 hours ago

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This. It's 8PM and I haven't had a chance to post today. On break right now. Friends want to hang out after work. Can't Yea Forums celebrate April fool's day on the weekend?

Like this post and leave me a (you) and I'll like you back.

I'm not above doing a like4like.

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You can skelly bro it out your ass

i got skelly in 3 hours of posting, pathetic that some people still haven't reached it yet

doot doot

Sure thing bro

I liked you as a sign of good faith.

Don't DOOT!

PLEASE HELP ME GET SKELLY

>no skelly
stay jelly

Based 1k Monerthread

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SPOOKYGANG

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stop looking at his personal end buddy

Ill help you out😃

I'm a grower not a shower

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:^)

HOLY FUCK I DID IT REDDIT!
I UNLOCKED SKELLY!

help meeeeeeee

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Moner has a message for you all

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>84
user.....

I don't need to kill you. But I don't need to save you either.

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dino and skeleton are locked. I'm not gonna make it.🐸

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I finally got skelly, now I can jerk off to some big titties

I hope they extend the deadline. Well, actually I think they might, to account for Hawaii timezone. I think they did that last year.

so close

I was outside the whole day, help me anons

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DUMMY THYCC

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s-shut up!

I was on a date tonight. Will she be my gf?

Your fortune: Good Luck

showscore

Will Moner be my wife?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Type it on the options field user

Well, I'm gonna go kill myself now

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is that jaundice?

What a fucking whale. "Thicc" is meant to describe girls who have leg and ass muscles, not sea cows covered in blubber for the winter.🦖

I really want this to be a permanent feature.

damn it

can do nothing for you son

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dont laugh

here I go again on my own

liked

Almost over💔

>April 2
>not having a skelly
HOLY CRINGE PEOPLE DON'T REALLY DO THIS DO THEY?

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FUCK lads I haven't shitposted all day. Help me win Moner's heart with Likes!

I have been resetting my score intentionally so as not to contribute to this dogshit april fools. Teams were low effort, but inspired lots of fun posts and OC. Board merge was kino of the highest order. This is just garbage.

Fuck the jannies, fuck the mods, fuck hiromoot, and most importantly, pic related.

It's what mixed girls look like when they aren't pretending to be fully hispanic

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user where's your skelly at?

I've unlocked everything but!

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piece of shit holiday even erased my file.

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What do you type in the options to get it?♨️

I don't know what most of these do!🏀

So hungry🥥

Will I will make babies with Moner or equivalent?

Your fortune: Good Luck

I want to spread those brapcheeks and tonguefuck her asshole

keep trying user. the only ones worth posting is pickle, dino and spooky

This is excellent news. Now I can die.💯

Everything but sppoky & pickel!💯

come on!

heavily pregnant Bela would be so kino👌

FUCK

u have dino? ill trade u pickle for dino

Hit em

I got close. So close.

Finally some good news😂

Would look like this but with a big bump

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gotchu famburger

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bane?

i didnt even know till 10 minutes ago

skellygang

Nvm WE OUT HERE!
Can't wait to get banned for shitposting.

You get score for liking posts. Be sure to like all Monerposts

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did i make it

check

I've pushed you a little closer to oblivion, user.🐷

Thanks amigo. You'll be getting a like in a minute as well.

>come back from a day of work
>start smoking weed
>get high as fuck
>open Yea Forums
>Aint me
>ok, april 1, carry on.
>Skeletons dancing
>Coin toss
>ok, remember, april 1
>I should not fap today so lets shitpost a little and watch a movie
>this webm

Im going to fap.

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if you can do it so can we

Rolled 56 (1d100)

Moner is NOT for lewd! She is PURE!

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She's being dicked down and dicked dirty REAL often, my friend.

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test

based

Brother!

You heard her! She doesn't even know what eggplants mean! She's pure!

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That smile at the end told a tale as old as time, my friend. She's been through battlefields of cum.

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You shut your fucking mouth, my wife is PURE

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this.
Moner is a cumdumpster. And i want her.

>those wrinkles
Isn't she like 19? What the fug

"Pure" ecstasy in the sack thanks to practice.Just because she's been through meter sticks of dick doesn't mean you can't be the newest cock she's popped, buddy.

What wrinkles

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That Hispanic wall ain't a meme,user.

She's smiling broadly you fucking moron

haven't been on 4channel all day. how i into skellingtons

I'll kill you! Ahhhhhh!

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some day

I miss ASR. She would be my main wife, with Moner as the concubine serving both of us.

Don't worry I'm killing me. But I'm certain we're both dying with dry, unMonered dicks.

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f

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
also, me on the left

oh my goodness I can only imagine

there could be nothing sexier t b h

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Y was I born

To help needy likelets like myself achieve their dreams of spooknation.

hoooo boy

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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FUCK SCORELETS

If I don't get spooky before the end, I'll never be complete.

I love it

like me so I can get skeelly

I was at work all day because I'm not a NEET loser. That said, can I get a few likes bros?

Have a rare pepe for your troubles.

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Enough with the bullying. We’re a like culture now. It’s about positive re-enforcement.

Haha, chump! I'm taking your Pepe without liking! Sucker!

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Hnnngggg, she's so short so she'd get insanely round

how many countries exploded when this happeneed?

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Rolled 2 (1d6)

1-3 - i'll get a skeleton before the event is over
4-6 - i will not

anyone close but not there yet?

Did you make that up cause I believe I said it first but you lowered the capital letters and are stealing my LIKES.

Skellygang? Fuck that.

tbphwyf I think I did steal it. First time I posted it was
>no-skelly
stay jelly

and then a few singular

>no skelly
stay jelly

posts

and then the spamming of it.

but there may have been a
"no-skelly stay jelly" or "no skelly jay jelly" or something I had seen first.

what i want to know is if I came up with "skelly gang" or if i saw it first.

how

What I had posted was

>No skelly
Stay Jelly.

I'm just kidding about stealing it's nice to see something I (may have) made up spammed like an asshole to make likelets jealous. Keep up the hard work, brother.

What's the score required for getting it anyway?🐸

post a lot and beg for likes

Whoops skelly cred.

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1000

post MOAR Monars

What a cunny

we skelly now

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haha do i have any funny effects?

aw

Keep grinding anons. Don't get demoralized. Likes are more important that (You)'s now.

get rid of this shit already

test❌

stay mad normal fag

Why are bitches so vain

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TYRANNOSAURUS SEX

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>tfw almost reached it in the first 3 hours and then just fucked off for the rest of the day

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