Elephant Man

what am i in for?

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Accuracy.

elephant man was fuckin gross
shoulda put the poor fuck out of his misery

A man with an elephant cock

this is my second to last Lynch film by the way, only other one i've not yet watched is Wild At Heart, so i intend to enjoy this thoroughly

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lynch's most audience friendly film. also one of his best. it showed that he can tell a great straightforward, sentimental story any time he wanted to. it's just not his style

this is the youngest i've ever seen Hopkins in a film

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a surprisingly straightforward movie

looks great but ultimately not that good

Suicide. Don't watch it. It's like gazing into the abyss staring back at you.

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that's just what i'm in the mood for

Excuse me but we still have 2 more hours of funposting, can you please try and have your "serious intellectual film discussion" tomorrow? Thanks.

>movie is titled The Elephant Man
>he looks neither like an elephant, nor is there an elephant present in the film
>feel ripped off and lied too
>mfw

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Friendly reminder incels, even the elephant man got laid

The titular character is, at times, treated like an animal - but is not. Instead, he is a human being, and declares himself as such.

His cock is the same size as an elephants you fucking brainlet, why do you think he has so much trouble walking and sitting?

there were a shitload of elephants at the beginning

It is fucking kino.

Umm. Elephants literally stomp his mother to death in the beginning of the film.

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Thread by thread, watching all the butthurt
Plebs distress, cutting out the story snip by snip
Making sure the big cheek girl sings nicely
It's the perfect color, black and white
Always gotta keep the sluggish pacing
Making sure his head's correctly eraasing
I'm filming Eraserhead!

Frame by frame, fussing on the details
Shaved eyebrows, don't you know that spookiness is highbrow?
Metaphors for film threads to inspire
Even though the plot's what THEY desire
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though producers just want sales
And, I just made Lost Highway!

Filmmaking's easy!
For Wild at Heart, Nicholas Cage!
Inland Emp, something creepy
Blend color and form
Do you think this scene's RAPEY?

Something nice, perhaps quite disturbing
Bag over his eyes, couldn't HE just simply DIE?
Making sure it he breathes when he goes to sleep
Don't forget some horror in his dreams
Even though it ranks low with the die hards
It's the most loved by the Oscars!
I'm filming Elephant Man!

Cut the plot, snip by snip
Add some fog, plus some crips
Thread by thread, plebs and plebs
Film by film, always pissed
And that's The Art of the Lynch!

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It really nails the aesthetics of a black and white film from the 30’s.

based

solid comfy sad story
worth watching

Based!

Salutations to Ganesha

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Definitely one of the best opening title sequences ever. Im Abendrot gets me every tiem

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this shit is sad bros

god you weren't kidding. this is destroying me