/alita/

Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
Previous Thread:

Attached: 1554166139911.png (907x538, 465K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=8FB9GYkIT3E
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/Beloved
writingislikelife.com/2019/03/the-advent-of-alita-battle-angel-and.html?m=1
hackertyper.com
youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

like this post for an alita gf in 2020

Ed Norton's a cool looking guy

dang I was hoping for a little more blanketposting but oh well.

Attached: battle-angel-alita-SNES.png (1533x953, 1.45M)

🍚

Attached: NEW BREAD.jpg (523x697, 81K)

Attached: 1554127702525.gif (173x195, 309K)

checked

Attached: nortong.gif (557x237, 1.64M)

Woah! Terry was in Alita? Noice!!

Attached: Screenshot_1.png (464x549, 731K)

but user we can blanketpost whenever we want

Attached: 1553585508575.jpg (1525x971, 1M)

Attached: Rosa-Salazar-awesome-pic.jpg (640x640, 58K)

Attached: scorptimeshort.webm (640x480, 62K)

Attached: 1551208190204.png (1476x1250, 689K)

BREHS

Attached: 0A22A383-1E45-48E0-B413-34E1C08BA638.jpg (574x478, 48K)

Jesus I haven't seen a Farscape reference in forever

Attached: D1QCxCaVsAMGsf4.jpg large.jpg (1638x2048, 559K)

BREH
LIKEN FOR DAT BOOTY
AND DOS SUPPLE NUMBERS

perfect

alita sucks🐸

Attached: 9989850.jpg (250x249, 10K)

>ywn hold the other controller next to Rosa
why live?🙁

Attached: 1552782186394.gif (480x480, 793K)

Delet this

Attached: Blade.Runner.2049.2017.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.TrueHD.7.1.Atmos-FGT.mkv_snapshot_02.22.03_[ (1920x1080, 797K)

gif unrelated

Thats ok, but it's /ALITA/, not /alita/

Rolled 3 (1d6)

You definitely won't with that attitude user

Rolled 4 (1d6)

alita sucks me 2 confirms
6 and she kills me instead

But appreciated.

sup Rosa

how the fuck did I get so many likes and why do you spics keep memeing this DOA shit flick

I could go tomorrow and Wednesday to see /ourgirl/, or just Wednesday...

Rolled 20 (1d100)

99 BECOMES THE FATHER
GO!

Attached: 1552351358287.png (622x538, 228K)

Rolled 56 (1d100)

Gottem

And people say Disney shills are persistent, holy fucking hell.

youtube.com/watch?v=8FB9GYkIT3E

Attached: 1552712157742.png (1130x480, 155K)

Attached: buzta-c-alita-fanart-copy.jpg (1920x2439, 633K)

Rolled 28 (1d100)

ok, let's try this shit again

Attached: cd0efe63daa56a06313232630e78d2ec.jpg (700x951, 99K)

>ywn be a dog with 40 times the smelling power of humans that close to her feet

Attached: 1467281005108.jpg (430x627, 102K)

Rolled 36 (1d100)

2 confirms the sequel

Attached: battle-angel.jpg (612x380, 320K)

we try

Attached: fogia04.jpg (681x843, 62K)

blanketfortressfortifies

Attached: blanketfort1.png (1531x970, 3.47M)

how about me???

Attached: tumblr_o6smdxdfwQ1tes8zmo2_500.gif (500x378, 748K)

!roll
please

Attached: 1553495218026.jpg (782x773, 105K)

because your a fag lol😂

I want to see more Alita suffering in the sequels.
Crying Alita is cutest Alita.

Attached: Alita crying 02.webm (1280x720, 616K)

>ywn be that close to her feet

Attached: idosweat.jpg (229x300, 18K)

One more time

Makaku Alita will never love you

Attached: youre-kinda-messed-up.jpg (744x732, 208K)

Rolled 45 (1d100)

I don't wanna be the father but she can call me daddy

posting happy Alitas

Attached: 1553858839187.png (667x665, 316K)

Rolled 4 (1d6)

These will probably be deleted.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

god damn i'm retarded

unbased sufferinganon💔

Attached: 1553464004446.png (656x572, 462K)

Rolled 18 (1d100)

We'll call him Bones Jr.

Attached: 1554159349395.jpg (593x587, 41K)

posting angry Alitas

Attached: 1552013342810.png (595x595, 281K)

Attached: bigolcutout.png (830x802, 800K)

you already know the answer

Is this you?

Attached: image.jpg (996x852, 1.15M)

😃

Attached: 1553450155716.jpg (958x747, 55K)

>rolling

Attached: derp.jpg (297x325, 14K)

Rolled 79 (1d100)

gib

Attached: 1553407441123.png (1728x898, 2.31M)

Attached: healed.png (600x547, 308K)

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Attached: 1553158103125.gif (469x339, 344K)

anyone have a screenshot of worried alita when she's on the rooftop bridge thing looking down and ido when she thought he was hunting that woman?

Posting crying Alita

No

Attached: Alita in tears 01.gif (300x300, 1.49M)

Attached: 1553793860846.png (372x501, 170K)

Rolled 33 (1d100)

rollan

Attached: sneaky cyborg.jpg (743x747, 61K)

Alita with party hat is level of cute I didn't know existed

Attached: motorball-superstar-WITH FANS.png (1000x750, 1.32M)

a cute

Attached: 1552804789382.png (358x495, 164K)

SNACC Alita is cutest Alita.

Attached: am.png (1406x1398, 1.44M)

>We reached 400M how many times user?

Attached: celebrate with me.jpg (707x530, 131K)

A flower for the birthday girl.

Attached: Blade.Runner.2049.2017.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.TrueHD.7.1.Atmos-FGT.mkv_snapshot_00.11.49_[ (1920x1080, 575K)

Attached: wetasplitFalsePeacefulGyrfalcon.webm (800x450, 176K)

Attached: 1552941935312.jpg (1079x1278, 119K)

please remember to wear your motorball helmet at all times. There's no telling when you could cra

The fact that they even take the time to show her eating food is kind of crazy given how tight this movie is

Attached: snacc.png (540x727, 520K)

Happy birthday Alita!

Attached: protecataccsnacc.webm (1280x558, 1.71M)

Rolled 81 (1d100)

Thanks for the "head's up."

Attached: flower.png (1080x1183, 751K)

Attached: 55483035.jpg (794x797, 47K)

Seeing Alita for the 5th time in a few minutes. I love this community and you fags and I'm glad an enjoyable movie exists

WETA said her eating were some of the more challenging parts to actually deal with/what they were extra proud of.

I posted using one of my own memes and was replied to with a meme I also made. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

You can't tell me shit like this isn't on purpose.

C U T E

Attached: 1552938700190.png (455x495, 306K)

enjoy user. It's a good place and time to be alive.

Attached: a-pure-dream.png (710x529, 580K)

nice one user

Attached: idappreciatethat.png (455x422, 224K)

>claiming memes
don't be that guy

I love you too user

Don't get me wrong, a meme is made to be shared, once it's out there it's not yours. It was just the first time it happened that's all.

a webm showing how literally the cutest face in the entire movie was made

Attached: acute angel.webm (1920x800, 345K)

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

I really want a sequel bruhs. Fuck avatar. There i said it

I'd feel pretty good
I haven't made any but I've found a lot of gifs and cropped some images that have started to float around now so that's cool

Attached: swag.jpg (682x690, 96K)

saved for future reference

Attached: alita hat.png (736x186, 30K)

>tfw Rosa's eyes shine just as much as Alita's

Attached: rosauwu.jpg (455x435, 22K)

Where is the new peaches OC

Attached: 1554083201219.png (1121x606, 727K)

HE LIED

I'm sure it'll be worth the wait user

Attached: aniwind.gif (500x375, 574K)

Are you still with us, fren?

Attached: 15513299968810.png (656x755, 39K)

I don't think anybody here would challenge you on that bud

Attached: BIG-WOO.jpg (339x313, 13K)

Excuse me?

Attached: images - 2019-04-02T102322.482.jpg (497x617, 31K)

Anons I'm not saying other people can't use them, it was just weird being replied to with something I made. I guess I'm outing myself as a lurkmore newfag.

Attached: am9an.png (1280x720, 425K)

Alita's eyes are by far her greatest feature. I really hope we get silver streaks in the sequel since it will help them sparkle even more.

Attached: m3be8lcivjj21.jpg (1200x1669, 839K)

Attached: 1552778331424.gif (245x381, 1.13M)

ye of little faith

Attached: foundsomesickraybans.png (502x488, 426K)

I'm sure he is

it's rendering as we speak

I lurked for like a decade before I started posting and I still feel like a newfag

Attached: a0ed1d9f7abf070f07ae14148e18a59e--battle-angel-alita-manga-art.jpg (629x559, 65K)

was thinking about this at work today actually. Obviously the eyes (on anybody) draw you in but Alita's big ol eyes are impossible to look away from. It's probably why on every other viewing I actively paid attention to the rest of her face/hand movements because there's just as much soul and character going on. But those eyes just pull you in like a singularity.

Attached: pass-fidget.webm (960x402, 2.43M)

Attached: bouncy.webm (1280x720, 651K)

>it's rendering as we speak
woo

Attached: psyay.jpg (528x645, 75K)

>Let's see how little YOU are user

Attached: 1552499870447.png (622x538, 336K)

Yeah it's cool and I'm glad someone like it enough to use it and I'm happy to contribute. Just an odd feeling to have someone show you your own stuff.

I'm so glad somebody posted a version where the bouncing got fixed

Attached: 1554079320660.jpg (764x525, 100K)

>lewd
>and a durex at that
bitch you better delete this shit I'm a magnum man because it's comfier

Attached: delet-NOW.png (1215x802, 1.5M)

Hope you right

I've been posting here for a decade and I'm only every bullied, banned or ignored

Attached: 68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f (720x720, 48K)

I made the original, I'm sorry it was so bad I literally used the video-screenshot on my macbook to do it. I'm glad a better one exists now

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>tfw can't fix into anything but XXL
>doesn't matter what product I'm selling because I'm a shitty salesman
Noose time.

>you will meet a dark handsome stranger

Attached: vectorcar.gif (540x225, 1.38M)

>Whose rules do I live by?

Attached: 12511833172992_767.jpg (782x750, 39K)

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Attached: 1553009478787.jpg (677x530, 37K)

I've been regularly posting on here since like 2004, I'm responsible for so many memes over the years seeing shit I've made being posted, remixed, and reposted by others is entirely commonplace for me now. I've seen my own decade old memes used by anons who were quoting my posts and calling me a newfag. That's when all you can do is take a stepback and laugh. But most of all you just get used to it and never bring up the fact that you made that meme, because A.) no one is going to believe you and B.) no one but you cares.

Yea Forums is not the place for you if you're not content with posting your heart and soul only to be completely ignored. Just say what you want, if people jump on board cool, if not then thats the way it goes.

Attached: am7p.png (1366x590, 969K)

no worries friend
we'll have HD rips soon enough

Attached: plasmafinger.gif (480x480, 3.3M)

>Get out

Attached: 1553112851648.png (248x207, 88K)

>Vector
>Handsome
is he though?

Bah he's experiencing something new let him enjoy it for a bit before it fades in to the back of the rest of our OC

>want to write
>brain is locked up
WRITEFAG HELP ME!

>tfw no cyborg baby with alita waifu

either way he's probably the richest person in Iron City so that helps

Attached: vector.jpg (243x186, 9K)

post something old you did

This had a ton of empty space so I cropped it a bit.

Attached: 1554172044899.webm (846x530, 673K)

Alita ain't no gold digger

Attached: Alita needs no help getting up.webm (960x402, 1.95M)

>tall
>literally dark
>mysterious, threatening, serene, has tons of power for a person on the surface
he doesn't need to be a model, anybody in his position and personality will get their attractiveness bumped up a bit.

>Are you sure you want that?

Attached: 1553299436588.png (565x538, 387K)

>brain is locked up
maybe you should get that looked at

Attached: nova05.jpg (878x788, 95K)

can you take just the animation of alita and make the background a bed...

Meatbois can't compete.

Attached: cyborg chad and cyborg stacy.jpg (1808x1424, 402K)

I'm going to take your points on board. Since you've been posting here since 2004 is Yea Forums shit now compared to how it was? I've seen posts on boards stating this, it would be interesting to get an oldfags opinion.

>I cropped it a bit
nice work user
I've cropped almost all of my reaction images but I don't know how to do it for videos

Attached: 1554072690002.jpg (498x504, 104K)

❤️

Attached: 1552094684634.jpg (512x1688, 566K)

That was kind, thank you.

back off Zapan she's already with Genos

Attached: D2MnnllU8AAsCyd.jpg large.jpg (1080x1290, 171K)

There's nothing that can save you from this hell.

Seriously though, try jumping ahead a bit and work on a later passage. It helped me find the words to finish my own little bit of comfy winter writing.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

Attached: tjhenry.png (1920x1080, 1.45M)

Get Webm fo Retards or ffmpeg if you're not afraid of terminals.

People used to share together in their outcasteness. There was less serious hate and internal division. Also /pol/ hadn't spread everywhere yet

Attached: yYbLEcm.jpg (810x1024, 152K)

Genos would job even against Zapan

Attached: IMG_2933.png (178x200, 12K)

I did. However, I think it's because I need more caffeine. Time to dunk in another can.

Captain marvel was better

Unironically write something different or take a break. You'll only hate your work of you try to force it.

Attached: 1553136370248.jpg (1000x1414, 1.38M)

lol he totally would

Attached: alitalaugh.png (396x399, 85K)

Hate myself more and force it. Got ya.

Hey Alita, I finished my English essay but I don't think I did a goodjob. I hope I did good.

Attached: R14kkDj.png (657x527, 13K)

I care, user!

I love you! Thanks for all the OC over the years!

A few questions:

1.) favorite epics Yea Forums moments/threads
2.) favorite classic boards?
3.) favorite new boards
4.) Ever met moot or gone to a Yea Forums con
5.) How did you discover Alita: Battle Angel the movie and the /ABAG/ and /ALITA/ threads?

we've been over this
the movie's not out yet user

Attached: shazam_originalcaptain_marvel.jpg (1200x840, 172K)

So normies really did ruin the internet, even this place. Sad.

welcome back faggot

are you the user from last night? I'm sure you did fine. What was it about?

Attached: isheok.png (960x814, 567K)

>Thinking that boi band lead singer looking faggot has a chance

Attached: 1554010467367.png (438x463, 282K)

You did infinitely better than if you'd not done it at all!

Attached: 1553481445526.jpg (645x590, 78K)

I hope you're ok, fren

Attached: 1552311034292.jpg (554x337, 112K)

I need 20ish chapters for a complete story and I'm sitting at 10 right now. I'm a little stressed.

Just wanted to tell you that the user who missed out on NYC Iron City on Saturday because of a shitty bus driver, went on Sunday and won a coin.

Attached: image.jpg (1815x968, 810K)

A book called Beloved. I didn't understand the book, but I tried.

Attached: R14kkDky.jpg (657x515, 46K)

maybe read over what you've already written and see if you think of anything

Attached: manga-alitahn-main.jpg (550x368, 179K)

Good idea.
>Also writing cute scenes is hard.

the Toni Morrison one?
I know it's probably too late but sifting through others' opinions on tvtropes is helpful
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/Beloved

Attached: comforble.png (1200x1091, 1.89M)

newfag incoming

Yeah it can be really hard to balance the fluff so that it's not just silly. I know the struggle.

I do this to the point where I spend more time rewriting lines than actually writing anything new lol. I sent a personal short story intro to writefag and even before sending it I still tweaked a few things.

>Also writing is hard
ftfy

Feels good though. It's cathartic putting the scenes in your head into writing, even if it's a struggle. I should really do it more often.

welcome friend

Attached: SvqKeuWh.jpg (562x728, 128K)

Yes. I tried to read the book, but it wasn't interesting to me.

Attached: tyutyidfyui.jpg (593x501, 40K)

Sometimes trying our best is all we can do frogfren

>I tried to read the book
not everything is as interesting as Alita

Attached: 51423158_1111448042367270_891488844562440908_n.jpg (575x620, 102K)

>555, 666
nice. Also I try to keep my creative outlets open. I used to draw but that's atrophied a lot. I only focussed when I was in school but when I actually have time to do it, I never want to. I only enjoyed it when I was supposed to be doing something else. Like not being a retard in math. I play guitar mostly to channel that stuff but sometimes I try to dabble in writing. when none of that works I work on models or work on refurbishing an old desk.

Attached: had-our-talk.webm (960x402, 2.83M)

I wrote a long blogpost about Alita that some of you might enjoy, the blog does have my real name so your discretion would be very much appreciated. I’ll be going for the 7th time on Thursday since that’s the last day it’s playing in California, unless it gets another extension that is. It ought to have stopped playing on the 28th but I guess they wanted to show it a little bit longer which is pretty great. Anyway here’s the article (if you could even call it that). Lemme know what you think, see you later my hunter-warrior brothers.

writingislikelife.com/2019/03/the-advent-of-alita-battle-angel-and.html?m=1

Attached: FF8EDC54-6658-4709-9807-31AC2A272411.jpg (1998x740, 215K)

This stupid ass movie RUINED this board!!!

I meant it more as a "use their analysis" to help you write your paper. Tvtropes is basically cliffnotes for most things.

haha cool pic i think i might save it ha

Attached: 1547345916555.jpg (708x480, 37K)

>This stupid ass movie RUINED this board!!!

Attached: deal.gif (400x300, 143K)

Looked great
Story sucked

>112282068
no (yous) for low effort
and you aren't allowed in blanketposting either

Attached: alita-posting2.png (973x602, 678K)

>told myself I would write today
>didn't write a thing
There's always tomorrow! Though I am now officially /liftingforalita/ so this day wasn't a total loss. Fuck me I'm sore.

Attached: 1553703296977.png (680x992, 593K)

I have so many random ones that it's exciting to post something obscure

Attached: rosayay.jpg (310x327, 37K)

Your the user from the other thread correct?

i was talking about him

Attached: 1553406921560.jpg (870x694, 97K)

Holy longpost friend seems good tho

“This stupid ass movie ruined the board”

Attached: 19919154-9096-4F81-A933-CDA90D2D6F3D.jpg (3046x1594, 583K)

How old you want? Here's something from 2005.

It's changed, in some ways it's better, in some ways it's worse. But the biggest changes are there was almost no politics before and anime was everywhere. Oh and one more tip when you do become an oldfag don't outyourself or else it becomes an impromptu Q&A, that's a lesson I thought I already learned but seemed to have forgotten at some point.

1. I dunno, I've gotten major gets, I've seen things explode in ways I never expected, it's hard to pick out anything specific.
2. I mainly frequent /m/ Yea Forums and /g/ and that's the true today, I came here for the porn mostly for /g/ back when /g/ was porn but I liked what /g/ turned into as well so I kept going there
3. Define new, does Yea Forums still qualify as new? Or are you talking about shit like Yea Forums and /soc/?
4. No, I'm no neet but I'm still not the type to go to cons nor do I feel the need to meet up in person with people from the interbutt.
5. I watched the OVA on VHS, years later I heard James Cameron got the rights back and it was going to be his next major movie, then he did Avatar instead so I forgot about it, then I saw that Robert Rodriguez was directing and it cast some literal who as the lead but I like Robert Rodriguez too so I wasn't broken up by it, then I forgot about it again until I saw a thread on /m/ about it and decided to go see it and as it turned out I really enjoyed it. Not a very exciting story, sorry.

Okay enough ask the oldfag questions, go back to talking about alita.

Attached: gendo shopped.jpg (640x440, 84K)

I really need to be more consistent with getting in the gym. I work in a warehouse until 3pm and I don't normally check in here while at work because phoneposting blows. But it's a real struggle to not post when I get home and my laptop is right there. At least I lift and bike ride for /ourgirl/ on the weekends though?

Attached: peaches-cream-of-the-crop.webm (960x402, 2.63M)

you can do it fren

Attached: 1553790189051.jpg (713x880, 205K)

Yeah I didn’t know this thread existed, long time lurker first time poster. I don’t know how all the links and features work but I’m starting to get the jist of it, I think

Attached: 32EC6E10-F037-4E26-8EA3-FC85A8CFA2E0.jpg (1280x539, 189K)

is it the whole movie remixed or is it rendering on a fucking toaster

>“This stupid ass movie ruined the board”

Attached: RUINED BOARD.jpg (960x897, 74K)

I meant since /soc/, so, /soc/, /his/, /bant/, /out/, /qst/, Yea Forums, /vp/, /biz/, /mlp/ (lol), etc.

Anyway, cool beans. Have a like and a skelly,

be patient, user. Peaches delivers quality and you can't rush it.

Attached: harmonica-time.jpg (1299x602, 126K)

You can't rush art!⚾

Attached: EYES.png (713x880, 228K)

WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR RESEARCH

Attached: 1554103905504.jpg (2139x3056, 3.59M)

In time you will get use to it and learn friend. Welcome to the /alita/ community.

Attached: 1551046116833.webm (1036x720, 2.63M)

if you put the number of the post you responded to like this ^^ then your post will link back to it so we can see what you're responding to

Attached: Di1kISnU0AE_RTd.jpg large.jpg (504x505, 84K)

I have a feeling this was all a cruel april fools joke and that was someone impersonating him...

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Only the finest quality toaster for our OC prince

“I’m not rushing art I’m rushing you.”

-squidward, probably

OH MY GOD WHY WON'T YOU JUST TELL US

Attached: 1554104016129.jpg (2139x3056, 2.68M)

>harmonica time
mind if I join you?

Attached: 1554035025219.jpg (622x421, 33K)

Attached: face.png (1815x968, 898K)

>hi

Attached: 1552960134996.png (441x369, 246K)

This image triggers me. That is not how you play a harmonica.

Attached: image.jpg (388x286, 67K)

pick your settings and you're good to go. You picked a very strange and silly day to begin posting though. The 'likes' an emojis are just an April Fools joke.
seeing this baseball now made me realize Alita would be extremely cute playing baseball with a 99 raglan and anti-glare strips.

Attached: boy-boxers.webm (1920x804, 3M)

>impersonating a namefag
say it isn't so

Attached: psno.png (1304x1372, 427K)

Ohhh I see, thanks friend!

>HI

Attached: NOTICED.png (441x369, 143K)

This is why namefagging is cancer but tripfagging is based.

Attached: image.jpg (502x488, 220K)

Attached: nova.jpg (395x929, 167K)

>tfw I've been around since old /abag/ threads
>I can basically recognize peaches' written style
yeah it's autism all right but I'm 99% sure that was the real him.

Yeah I just hopped in because I saw some bs srticle saying that the live-action dumbo movie is being review-bombed by Yea Forums trolls and I split my sides reading that and had to be a part of the totally real #reviewbombing

>that is not how you play a harmonica
that's how you play a panflute or whatever

Attached: harmonica.jpg (900x1130, 309K)

boo - our two most prominent namefags know that it's unnecessary.

“Yea Forums? Isnt that the hacker I keep hearing about?”

Attached: 1553076011360.png (2582x2039, 718K)

>triple zero
>the h@xx0rz t419s

No worries friend, these threads are the best place to jump in.
You can also just click the post number and it will automatically open a new reply window with that post already tagged.

Attached: d1kkylj-167a8513-c31a-4f75-b02c-efbeb2a4befa.jpg (773x948, 112K)

lol I had to explain to my dad earlier today that not all Yea Forums users are school shooters and that I've been here for 10ish years and that it becomes pretty easy to filter out the dumb bs that goes on.

Attached: too cool for school.png (502x488, 183K)

>Alita playing baseball with a 99 raglan and anti-glare strips.💜

Attached: 1553101724081.jpg (439x313, 32K)

If it's not here by midnight I'm going to assume this was all a ruse and we've been had and I'm going directly bed.

I have a feeling you’d like this hackertyper.com

imagine anywhere on this mongolian throat singing enthusiast board being this hospitable.

Attached: too-cute-for-this-world.png (508x505, 312K)

>33
>133t
based

Yea Forums has been responsible for a lot of bad shit, but also amazing lulzy shit. Not to mention, 90% of all Internet meme culture has come from Yea Forums over the past 15 years.

>not all Yea Forums users are school shooters
yeah that's just like saying that not all planes crash

Attached: rosahah.jpg (343x362, 29K)

Not even. More planes have crashed than there have been mass shooters with ties to Yea Forums.

Keep going

Attached: 1552014423100.png (647x1120, 748K)

>newfriend shows up in what is possibly the best thread in this site's history for a newfriend to show up in
this is heartwarming

Attached: 1553546012168.png (395x345, 185K)

Well? Also post the chromosomes page

Can't, I have to get back to writing.

I'm dubious about trips since the community here tends to understand and respect why we namefag occasionally.

The /heal/ train has no brakes

>waiting for the april fools shit to blow over

I’d like to think that Yea Forums was a fundamental influencer in the 2016 election, where would we be without feminist cringe comps and eurobeat? Honestly I don’t want to live in a world where those things don’t exist. Omg im literally shaking rn just thinking about it

Attached: CDF151BD-9B10-4A26-AF1B-845DC041852C.jpg (1597x1009, 109K)

Going for #9 tomorrow and then Alita won't be shown anymore in my area. Gonna be even more emotional on this viewing.

Attached: 20190316_075933.png (1043x1000, 807K)

April Fool's, tripfagging is actually cancer.

>90% of meme culture has come from Yea Forums
that's almost an understatement

Attached: rosahighfive.gif (500x220, 1.99M)

like I said, you, Peaches and Cutanon know there's no real need for it. If we really needed to confirm things, Peaches has a twitter and you have your email. The only people whining about you guys are just coming in looking for a fight.

I only do it to rile up Brie once in a while.
95% of the time I don't wear it.

btw HI BRIE I'M STILL NOT GOING TO YOUR MOVIE

Unless it's scooby I still miss him

>sleepyalita.webm
good night, friends! tonight I finally dream of Alita

Your fortune: Good Luck

Me too friend- only when writing comes up or I post a new piece.

I'M A CON-ARTIST
SISTERS-IN-ARMS
TRASHY DRESS YOU DID IT AGAIN
TAKE MY BAG BUTLERY-PERSON
RELEASE THE PEASANTS
I THINK SHE MEANS PHEASANTS
THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
SHE'S READY
ARE YOU CONSTIPATED

Fortune confirms it also img limited reached time to get under the blanket

Yeah this is too wholesome for me, especially since its April Fools day and people being nice to me in any context is already suspicious af *insert adorable Alimoji here because max image limit of 150 has been reached*

my tummy started hurting reading this in her voice :c

also wow we hit image limit early tonight and you know what that means...
blanketposting begins now

I'll bake some bread

Is Nova really a "professor"?

I've seen that fucking trailer before every fucking screening of Alita

I KNOW IT BY HEART

FRANKLY I PROBABLY KNOW IT BETTER THAN MOST OF ALITA ITSELF

FUCKING END ME

GET IN MY BLANKETS🖤

Jesus don't remind me

*boop*

new thread

Way early, friend.

the blanketfort gets bigger and bigger and I'm happy to have started it

Rolled 97 (1d100)

last chance saloon, boys

We'll just have to shitpost in here even faster.

Favorite lines, go!

"I'm going to need you to stand way back"
>"This bitch broke my nose"
"Yes, I did."

Rolled 26 (1d100)

SO
FUCKING
CLOSE

Rolled 93 (1d100)

Rolling for Bones Jr.

>Well...
Nothing tops it. Perfect character introduction

But we hit image limit...

>Heroes? All I see are junkyard punks, assorted cybertrash, and motorball burnouts too slow to play the game.

We're still 30+ posts from bump limit. Have patience, fren.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

One more for the road.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>tfw motorball burnout too slow to play the game

this is now a skelly thread

Spookys only

Everyone let's chant ALITA SUCKS! SAY IT WITH ME!

>chair_clattering.png

Alita ROCKS, FUCK YOU

Who do you think has the spookiest skeleton? Makaku or Berserker Zapan?

>tfw can't skelly
Please like so I can get spooky.🐸

I'm safe in my blanket with my frens, no spooki skellies will find me here

ALITA ROCKS!

ALITA SUCKS
ALITA SUCKS
ALITA SUCKS
ALITA SUCKS

I love you, Alita! 99!

ALITA ROCKS!

Spooky, Scary Skeletons!

Bones for Alita!

youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

Rock me bone daddy!

I'm glad these skellies like Alita but I am not leaving the blanketfort

Skelly go away! Only cozy here.
>alita_igloo.png

help me ;_;

can I join you in the safe blanket user the spooky skeletons scare me

ALITA IS DIARRHEA

blanketposting is for all anons

Nothing can save you, there is no paradise for you to escape to only skellies!

WELCOME TO MY WORLD

what do you need help with? Come join us in ---> blanketposting

Blanketposting is basedposting

what's blanketposting?

It's like hiding under a blanket, except you hide your words under a spoiler. Now get comfy with us.

exactly, it's the only safe place from skellies and we also get to be comfy with Alita and K in the blanket fort.

I prefer 'CIA-posting', desu.⚾

You think you're comfy? Well your precious angel pleases barflies for money with her prog rock songs

depending what time of year it is, kurt russel shows up too sometimes in the blanket

Man I'm glad I got my blanket story up before this new trend started.

He's always there. He just peeks once in a while.

I wonder whats under this blanket with me

NO user

I'm just glad I got it going. Are we moving to the next thread now?

EVERYBODY RUN TO NEXT THREAD

Rolled 76 (1d100)

rollin on the rivveeer

Rolled 80 (1d100)

I win.
Go home.
Married with children.