April fools' night

>April fools' night
Why are you here?

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because i dont have the dinosaur yet

>Was I born in the darkness?

Your fortune: Outlook good

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because nobody likes me

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ANSWER HIM⚽

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Because Baneposting is my life!

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I need validation from anonymous weirdos.

I was talking to you.

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i gave up on life

I'm trying to ascend to Skelly status. And you?

youtube.com/watch?v=tKvqhlhXq9s

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Not for honor but FOR YOU

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For likes and skellies
fuck you, Bane

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Tfw you'll never get the skele or the dino

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To feel like a winner just for one day

we're all gonna make it
pic unrelated🐰

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Dino gets old real fast user. But the prize beyond the horizon.

i'm still out here grindin for these likes, OP
a....am i going to make it, bros?

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We are, all of us, going to make it.

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for my fortune

me on the left

for (You)💔

test🐱

this is the best day of the year

No

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I'm trying to get that skeleton

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Just to suffer

I'm trash.

doberman, now that's a breed of dog

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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good luck

WWE Raw is on and I've been drinking for 12 hours and I'm not tired yet.
Or drunk.

fuck me lads i'm fucked

Farming likes with my dino bros

I've been grinding for the past 3 hours and just made it past 100.

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been doing a lot of shitposting since this. rolling again to see my new score.
luck be a lady tonight

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I never had one to give up on anyway

test.

butt didn't give up on digits♨️

you need to increase the quality of your posts

well done, very nice

I think you should do what he says

People are liking less. It was really easy early on

>the quality of these dubs

Howard, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've checked a lot of dubs. Some digits in the board uptown uh, some trips maybe 5 or 10 um a quad I saw in a Yea Forums thread. I checked them in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I checked on Yea Forums, my old board. I checked a bunch on Yea Forums, I had to, they said, "check these dubs" and they got them, but they're checked too. And Paul Allen. I checked Paul Allen's dubs, his dubs are on an archived thread in Yea Forums. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've checked maybe 222 dubs, maybe 44 trips. I have archives of a lot of it, uh some of the anons have seen the checks. I even, um... I checked some of their dubs, and I tried to get some dubs. Tonight I, uh, I just had to check a LOT of dubs. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

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this is now a blessed thread

Your fortune: Outlook good

Im shitposting like a madman to get my final few likes and skelly post

Oh shit! He's only gone and fucking done it

How much do you need for dino and skele?

Rolled 48 (1d100)

I have nothing to be, and no one to know.

well congratulations!

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My spirit broke before my body did

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750 for the dino and 1k for the skeleton🏴

tfw no gf
tfw no friends
tfw spend all my time on Yea Forums and yet I couldn't even get anywhere close to enough likes for dino or spooky
tfw there are normies who're probably skeleposting just to rub it in and then go fuck their gf or hang out with their friends in the real world
tfw just going to keep browsing Yea Forums and watching anime as my youth finishes fading completely and my life wastes away into nothing
just nothing

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i thought it was 500 for the dino kms

this is for you:

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

same

look what you did
look at what you fucking did
oh well
no different from the usual

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It's a big night

Because I'm alone and always will be

My girlfriend pranked me today by fucking a black coworker of hers, so Im too sad to go out with my friends.

✔️

Singles and we all make it user

Give me likes at least you greedy fucks, my life sucks enough already

well done💯

Because I need skelly

Just doing my part to build the wall

maybe you'll never get it. but you got dubs. and guess what, friend? you got a like from me. i know that's not much. unfortunately it's the most that i have to offer. but i hope with all of my heart that it's enough of a something to keep you going...

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

because reddit is closed for april fools!

I'm coming for you skelly bros

I JUST WANT THE DINO PERK💢

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I'm trying to get a skelly.

There's a really long cooldown for likes, at least compared to posts.

I WANT DINO AAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGG

God bless you, user. 🐸

Meant to respond to those other two to say kek for the first and its fucked up for the second
Auto post got in the way though.

based

Your fortune: Bad Luck

im so CLOSE

+1 fren

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it's just another day that ends in 'y'💯

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you're the man, man

holy mother of based

of course

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>tfw spend all my time on Yea Forums and yet I couldn't even get anywhere close to enough likes for dino or spooky
Sad
>tfw there are normies who're probably skeleposting just to rub it in and then go fuck their gf
literally me. she has tits the size of my head and her pussy is like a vice grip

based and liked

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B
B A
B A S
B A S E
B A S E D

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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THEY'LL NEVER MAKE IT LOL

oh no no no no no

HAHAHAHAHAHA

based

Your fortune: Bad Luck

holy.........!

HAHAHAHAHA

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

>tfw 10 short of skeleton

because my life is a joke.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. IVE GOT TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS. IM GOING TO POST HE FORBIDDEN ONE

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will i be able to finish this essay i've been putting off to shitpost?

Your fortune: Good Luck

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

asking a similar question

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Fuck NIGGERS

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

getting to dinoposting status

WITH NO SURVIVORS

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>404
>99
based

aghhhhhhh!