Why hasn’t someone told Him to do a monster movie homage?

Why hasn’t someone told Him to do a monster movie homage?

What homage would you like to see him do?

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Creature from the Black Lagoon

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Why hasn't someone told him to make an original film? What original film would you like to see him make?

loch ness monster loli

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Naw. Already oversaturated thanks to Del Toro. A vampire movie by him could be interesting if were talking classic movie monsters or just a B fest 50s era creature feature.

I imagine he has a private collection of vintage foot fetish tapes, laser disc, and old prints

I was about to say BLACKED homage but he does one in almost all of his movies kek

godzilla foot porn

female bigfoot

He was supposed to be in Redman's role in Seed of Chucky

I want him to do a monster movie so fucking badly because I know he would only use practical effects for the monster.

Is there any top shelf practical effects studios now a days that can pull off what Stan Winston could?

He wrote a treatment for a Friday the 13th in like 2007.

Instead we got that Platinum Dunes abomination which killed it for a decade. Holy shit that was a decade ago. What a shitty decade. Nothing has changed. A...new Halloween. More capeshit. Facebook being faggs. Another Toy Story.

I'd like to see him do Castlevania or Vampire Hunter D, or The Night Stalker cryptozoo noir.

>Godzilla gets the BBC
No thanks

Yes, look at Walking Dead. Greg Nicotero. He's doing the Creepshow reboot.

A suicide video homage.

He's rebooting creepshow? That's cringe as fuck. Was never a massive fan of the original since I generally think anthologies are a mixed bag, but you cannot recreate what made it special. I guess maybe if they do completely different stories.

WHere have I been to not hear about a Creepshow reboot! fuck yea!!

it's the role Uma Thurman was born to play

The mummy.
It also has a mummified dog, anubis.
Plot twist, the mummy is actually a vampire and anubis is a werewolf.
Together, they fight crime.

He has just the milf for that

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I want to see him make an interracial gay porn, cause that seems to be his #1 motivation/fantasy besides sucking on toes.