How many points does he have?

He probably had a huge dick

ive known people who are super tall and have monster feet, they make it a central part of their personality

>turn 21 tomorrow

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probably

sounds weird

my room is honestly this but worse (more bottles)

same as mine!

These are the same guys that beg for girlfriends but would freak out if one ever stepped into their disgusting neet lairs.

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exactly 4328

>tfw did a legit double take at OP and had my stomach sink because i thought it could have been a pic of me, even though my desk looks nothing like that

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test♨️

GIWTWM

based

get it together

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mother of fucking god

I'm just setting aside money to hire a cleaning service to clean it out before I move
It's a shitty little apartment anyways

based

>that room
good times i used to be in a similar position

he looks like the guy from silicon valley and freaks and geeks

really bad and god awful smelling sweat

>tfw went to the bar for 4 beers in 2 hours, returned home to drink 4 shots of 50 proof vodka in 1.5 hours, and am now drinking cooking wine because there's nothing else in the house except mouthwash, which I already drank once and regretted it too much to repeat

WHO ELSE HERE IS AN ALCOHOLIC OF MY STATURE
GENETIC, THIS SHIT IS

👌

What is it about Steel Reserve beer that attracts the greatest men?
youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI

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>steel reserve

my man

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211

its simply the patricians choice

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ITT: We combine the points of Sneedposters and Moeposters to see which side is the most powerful.

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you stole this from facebook. you have no fucking right to post pictures that don't belong to you, of people you probably don't even know, on this fucking forsaken board. fuck you, i know you won't stop just because i tell you to, but i swear to god, i'll kick your fucking ass if i happen to find out by accident who you are. going through his friendslist right now, his pics are private.

whats the UK equivalent of steel reserve?

only the hardest liquor for you lot

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>t. footlet

Christ, here in Wisconsin the tap water is more alcoholic than that

this counts as baby milk in germany❌

this. you sneed to stop, right now

shut up faggot

I know who you are now, Wade. You're dead.

Probably under 10000 as only likelets can be unnatractive
>It takes 13ms for people to differentiate a likelet from a like-chad
psycnet.apa.org/record/2005-15801-011?doi=1

>Newborn infants prefer highly liked anons
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S016363839890011X

>Your likes heavily affect your entire life
nytimes.com/1981/09/01/science/effects-of-beauty-found-to-run-surprisingly-deep.html?pagewanted=1

>Like at first sight is real
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/meet-catch-and-keep/201801/is-love-first-sight-real

>Study: Low scoring anons Not Viewed As ‘Good Thread Material,’ No Matter How Great Their Posts
studyfinds.org/unattractive-men-dating-material-study/

>Strong Association Between Low Like Counts and Suicide
ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/pdf/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373

>Likes are extremely important
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201306/why-women-want-tall-men

>Halo effect
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29390018

>How Important is your score in the post Market? (tl;dr very)
reis.cis.es/REIS/PDF/REIS_159_07_ENGLISH1499424514902.pdf

>Bottom 80% of anons compete for the bottom 22% of (You)s, top 78% of (You)s go to the top 20% of anons
medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

>anons care about likes much more than post content
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207000565

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>spent all day wagecucking
>now that I'm home it's too late to participate
I'm going to end up like OP

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always wanted to try that to taste how shit it is.
im enjoying this shit right now

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have a like on me

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t-thanks user

less than me

cheap deodorant at that

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formerly alive

I bought a four loko for old times sake last night and got pretty tipsy from it, but felt completely able to function as well. Is steel reserve similar to this?

rawr

Is Old Spice considered cheap for an American?

but more than me

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STEEL RESERVE 211 40 OZ....
WHATCHU...
KNOW ABOUT THAT...

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the american body demands industrial grade deodorant

I bought it because of the commercials. : (

At least these guys are aware and try
All the Indians at my school stink to high heaven like it were a 10 lb bag of shit

>t. Poo in loo myself

It's pretty crazy because I'm an alcoholic myself and kept my deodorant on my desk for a long time. I'd just use it once a day after I showered but low and behold I kept it on my desk for some reason.

None

DOESN'T TASTE THAT GREAT

Sure wish I was him. Three empty beer cans lined up beside my monitor that is playing Cowboy Bebop, dreaming about whatever I want to dream about. My dream.

literally me plus 10 cigarettes

I'm a lot like him, so he probably has about 114

Don't forget about those empty handles on his floor, don't know if you'd want to go that far if three beers is part of your dream.

...

:showscore:

everyone has a right to dream

based i've done the same thing before

stupid faggot you don't know what being an alcoholic is until you've gone to the liquor store to buy the cheapest 2 liter of hard liquor in change and kept your drunk going for an entire month. you're probably underage.

Speed Stick doesn't work properly in my experience. You just smell like fragrancy sweat.

truly a modern day superhero

i'll give you a like too user. spreading the love :•) *honk**honk*🐸

I did too. Look how far I've come!

It's a speed stick, it's for using it fast so you gotta keep it nearby. fuckin retard

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Whats the max points youve seen so far? I saw 3k something earlier today. Im sure theres some nolife loser with 30k+ out there.

must be really annoying, little man. how's the weather down there?

i like to cum in my own mouth sometimes

This. Stupid fucking posers. You can still save yourself. You think i want to live like this? I used to travel to nine different liquor stores throughout the week when I was still semi functional and halfway put together. That time is long gone. I don't give a shit anymore. Fuck those cashiers judging me with their concerned glances

based. i thought i was the only one. have a like, user

I drank 9 hurricane and 211 tallcans in two days. Give me 1 (one) reason why I shouldn't drink a few more tonight. I have a fresh pack of cigarettes already

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I used to do that sometimes between the ages of maybe 11-14. I would basically get myself near completion, get close to a wall and do a "handstand" sort of thing where I would rest my upper back/shoulders on the ground, stretch my legs vertically against the wall and aim my erection downwards towards my face/mouth. It was never satisfying and I regretted it afterwards every time I did it. I'd guess I did it maybe 10 times at the most.

mate its not hard to clean the cans/bottles away after you drink. its when you let it build up that it gets unmangeable

chu know bout dat?

prolly nuh THING

cope ogre

I looked over at my desk just now and amidst all the tall boys of natty daddy is a lone stick of Old Spice. Get out of my head.

IM A DINO NOW HOLY SHIT I FINALKY MADE IT HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK JANNIES AND TRANNIES

based

how many are filled with piss?

actually none, I may live in a pile of filth and empty bottles but I can't stand the thought of piss bottles

I have a piss bottle next to my bed that I really need to throw out

I don't understand alcoholism, how do you manage the hungovers? How do you manage the clumsiness? How do you deal with the shame and regrets?

The hangovers are only bad at first. Once they become routine you don't even really notice them. I don't know about the rest.

for me it's Natty Daddy

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>How do you deal with the shame and regrets?
Personally I just drink until I stop caring. I've been trying to quit but so far my record is 3 days, then I had a seizure so I just went back to it.

>how do you manage the hungovers?
you only get a hangover if you abruptly stop drinking. hangovers are literally acute alcohol withdrawal.

>How do you manage the clumsiness?
you just get used to being buzzed all the time. it's the reason alcoholics need to drink inordinate amounts to actually get fucked up

>How do you deal with the shame and regrets?
Keep on drinking

100% accurate

absolute based

based and pisspilled

>tfw have a bunch of empty beer bottles and deodorant on your desk
wtf this is a stereotype?

one upboat 4u

>I don't understand alcoholism, how do you manage the hungovers?
have water before you sleep and drink alcohol the moment you wake up
>How do you manage the clumsiness?
damage your brain enough so you're clumsy even when you're sober
>How do you deal with the shame and regrets?
drink more until you're lucky enough to die

is he dead or did he just get done nutting?

based

>mfw I thought I was being sneaky but then I found out people could smell booze on me the next day even after showering
you can't hide it don't even try

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It's true

Aftershave, lads

Is this true with beer? I used to drink almost a 12pk of bud a night and I didn't think I smelled at work the next day at all.

the trick is hanging around other drunks and/or smokers whove lost all sense of smell

>a 12pk of bud a night
bruh what is wrong with you

I started really heavily boozing one summer when it just felt great twisting cap after cap off an ice cold budweiser. I loved drinking the crisp cool bubbly liquid and the little vapor and noise opening the bottle made. I guess I just never stopped.

My favorite dinner was a 12k of ICE cold budweiser and a tin of dip.

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Not enough.

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This is exactly how it is.

>le normal faggot hungover from like a shot and a half
why are people so retarded. I tell you retards every night. unless you're an alcoholic you aren't hungover. you are dehydrated. a headache isn't a hangover

>low and behold

Kek, this is like something outta bumfights.

man alkies are easy to trigger

did he died?

Why do you chat up drunk retards every night, can't get one to stick around the morning after?

guys please stop drinking so much
it isn't worth it

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>2% alcohol
ahhahahahahahah

I'll stop after tonight, don't worry. Going to have one final drunken night shitposting then it's a clean start.

So, surely you meant 21?
That ain't so bad. Treat yourself user! We'll die doing this.

What should we substitute it for? Getting high?

youtube.com/watch?v=kryn8bZFnqM

I genuinely hope you make it, user.

where the fuck do you keep you deodorant then, city slicker

>you have no fucking right to post pictures that don't belong to you
Explain this. Guess it's time to delete half of the internet.

in your mom's pussy

But being sober sucks, weed highs are anxiety meltdowns, coke sucks without a drink and is too expensive for how shit it's gotten, can't do acid that often and have to make an entire day about it, same with molly, and pills of any kind are hard to find.
My main man liquor hasn't let me down... yet.

Me too, lad.

Jesus christ the fact that they always smell like alcohol disgusts me to my core

I'm with you, though not sure I'm an alkie. I only have 3 local liquor stores to choose from without driving farther. I've just had 15 shots of vodka and don't even feel it :(

I hope it kicks in soon so I can sleep.

alcohol sucks because even in moderation it can fuck you up. I remember drinking 2-3 tall boys a night for a bout 3 months and when I went to stop I started to get ticks

showscore

Yes, drinklets will never understand this. I would drink beer if it helped me sleep, but it doesn't anymore. On the Drew Carey show, there is a flashback episode, where Drew first tries beer in high school. He says "Every sip is like a tiny hug."

You certainly have to take breaks. Can't drink nightly for weeks on end, it fucks with your sleep and then your head until you decide to take a break. Then you pay for waiting so long to take a break with insanely shitty sleep riddled with tense dreams. You'll probably be fine in a day or two, but they're horrible days.
So avoid benders. Take breaks. Then you'll be okay.

rainbow🌈

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Mmmm, warm beer fresh from the closet. Fuckin amateur.

I just want to see if I've unlocked any new memes🦖

ay fuck it right?

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Steel Reserve makes me fucking puke

Not to mention vomiting dark yellow bile for an entire day straight then shitting acid bile for a day after that until you can finally hold down food, then having twitchy nightmares and unsure if you were asleep or not. It's fucking horrible and I have to swear it off now if I want to make it to 30.

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By the time you're regularly drinking Steel Reserve, you're such a Liquor Warrior destined for cirrhosis that it almost tastes good.

>it's another 6am gas station trip for tallcans

just one of those days

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s p o o k

What in the ever loving fuck does making your huge feet a central part of your personality entail lmao

>tfw really tall but have tiny feet

spotted the footlet

dude you are so mad my foot number is bigger than yours settle down before you hurt yourself

>tfw really tall but huge hands and long legs make above average dick look small

this problem would resolve itself if I'd just get laid, but, well, here I am

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>t. Thinks being a 12 means having "huge monster feet"

How do people drink something and not throw the bottle away when you get up from the computer? What would even compel you to keep them anywhere but the trash?

I sincerely hope that faggot is dead

Laziness and an animal-like mentality

So this is the power of steel reserve

55

I have those same gym shorts and i can assure you they smell like pure balls ass and cock because he never washes them

Tennent's Super

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Bout tree fiddy.🌈

based

he fell asleep

Then whats the aussie version?

Goes down easier

>A Bob Dylan poster is on the wall
Every time I see this I notice something else that fascinates me.

>Steel Reserve babies think they know what true rock bottom is

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Pisswasser.

I had a morning where I was drinking one of these in my car in the parking lot before I went in to my job. I was literally always fucked up back then. Needless to say I don't work there anymore but I didn't get fired.

>trying to get back on my diet
>just recently discovered I love beer
Fuck my life. Back when I just drank cider it wasn't like this, but since I've gotten a taste for beer I think about it all day every fucking day.

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only the finest

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