Ywn get #LITTY with The Rock

Can this mystery meat mutt piss off already.

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His arms look like dry sausages.

That's what he was cookin'

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Hi punk

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Just a lil bit of RAUNCHU "BUTTERY" PISS FROM THE THEATER CANALS

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Correction
>YOU will never get litty with the Rock

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Who /Raunchy/ here?

Seeking some RELEASE from numbing ANGUISH me and the boys rolled up to DAS KINOPLEX last night after a harrowing forty mile TREK through the frozen WRAITH-ZONE making it just as the ravenous TYRANT MOTHS began their pre-mating MANHUNT. The distant FOG-HORNS gradually being overtaken by the deadly, silken FLUTTERING of their sable WINGS.

The EMBERS of the last audience were dying down in the CREMATORIA, needless to say we had a good LAUGH in the PENIS INSPECTION line when my bro Skylar got DRAGGED OFF by the guards to serve a fifty year sentence in the POPCORN MINES for wearing a non-regulation FALCONER'S GLOVE. The SHOWERS were pumping that good-ol' ZYKLON-B that gets you extra loose for the RAUNCHY fun; trying to hold your BREATH is good practice for trying not to PISS yourself later.

My man ROBERT served us up some tasty and very #litty CRAB LEGS with extra 'BUTTER', well worth the SEVEN HUNDRED and EIGHTY TWO dollars FIFTY for the TIP. Once we were INSIDE the film hadn't even STARTED before the first drips of PISS came out. An y'all just KNOW that nothing sets off the bloodlust of a TERROR-GHEIST like warm, 'buttery' PISS. Half the SQUAD was DRAGGED into the OUTER-DARKNESS before our BLADDERS were half-empty but even the kenning shrieks of the ORPHANED ONES couldn't drown out this raucous COM-COMB. When the GUARDS came to finish off the SURVIVORS. I was able to ESCAPE by using the CORPSE of my bro JONNY D as a CANOE when the lake of PISS was drained down the sluice normally used for flushing blood and FLESH. I only had to wait THREE HOURS in the rank soup of run-off MEDICAL WASTE and avoid the TELEPATHIC SHARKS that make the sewers their HOME. It wasn't so bad except for being driven MAD by the hungry WHISPERS of all the GHOSTS.

10/10 SUMMER FUN, would SEE again!

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no, they're jars of granny's peach tea

Is the Rock a pickle Rick sort of guy? Pickle... Rock... you might say...
has a nice sound to it

I'm the charismatic lovable Hollywood actor and professional wrestler Dwayne the rock Johnson.
Leave a like if you wanna get #LITTY with #theRock!👌

>Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
LITTTTYYYYYYYYY

>I'm the charismatic lovable Hollywood actor and professional wrestler Dwayne the rock Johnson.
Would you like a pickle?⚾

Bump

MAXIMUM LITTY

Doesn't he whore himself to kosher semen for movie roles?

I have to apologize. I just got around to watching Baywatch. It was in fact litty.

LIKE!

Did you see Pain & Gain, was K I N O.

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I wish he got more to do in that but what we had was very fine tuned already.

> You're not telling Jesus anything.

Well that was terrifying coming from a 6'5" excon jesus freak.

>The Rock named his friend Pepe in this movie.

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can you drink alcohol when you are roided up?

he roids

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no i doesnt liftlets hes all natty

Coin toss.

Is this really a practical effect?

I plan on doing hrt when I'm around 40. What are the downsides except going bald? Is it bad for the heart?

ABSOLUTELY LITTY🦖

are those my piss bottles?

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no they are lit bottles.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>imagine being a marketing fag that could die this very moment and nothing in the world would be affected

how would you like it if nobody checked your dubs? checked and liked.

It's done with perspecton.

Underrated post.