Fortune

Your fortune...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Tell me what there is to know

Someone check for me.

:DDD

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Your fortune: Godly Luck

You will pay the price for your lack of fortune

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Me next

What have I done to deserve this?🙁

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Your fortune: Average Luck

BASED

Sheev give me strength

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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how do i fortune?

Actually your "fortune" is already determined by your likes
>It takes 13ms for people to differentiate a likelet from a like-chad
psycnet.apa.org/record/2005-15801-011?doi=1

>Newborn infants prefer highly liked anons
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S016363839890011X

>Your likes heavily affect your entire life
nytimes.com/1981/09/01/science/effects-of-beauty-found-to-run-surprisingly-deep.html?pagewanted=1

>Like at first sight is real
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/meet-catch-and-keep/201801/is-love-first-sight-real

>Study: Low scoring anons Not Viewed As ‘Good Thread Material,’ No Matter How Great Their Posts
studyfinds.org/unattractive-men-dating-material-study/

>Strong Inverse Association Between Low Like Counts and Suicide
ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/pdf/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373

>Likes are extremely important
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201306/why-women-want-tall-men

>Halo effect
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29390018

>How Important is your score in the post Market? (tl;dr very)
reis.cis.es/REIS/PDF/REIS_159_07_ENGLISH1499424514902.pdf

>Bottom 80% of anons compete for the bottom 22% of (You)s, top 78% of (You)s go to the top 20% of anons
medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

>anons care about likes much more than post content
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207000565

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What the fuck?

Here's yours.

Your fortune: Good Luck

Noko goes in all fields.

fortune pls, Sheev

Your fortune...

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

THIS is your fortune

Your fortune: Bad Luck

I shall give you your fortune...

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>You have allowed these 'like scores' to twist your mind until now, you've become the very thing you swore to destroy

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Can I have one?

This is your fortune

is everything gonna be ok?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>Don't lecture me Obi-Wan, I see through the lies of Yea Forums. I do not fear the normies as you do! I have brought likes, perks, and normies to my new Facebook.

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What should I do Sheev?

You may...

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Your fortune is as this...

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ