User, are you okay? You look tense

I was only able to see Alita twice🙁

Back away, African. Men of your kind are not to accost me. I have no ill will against you; I respect you as a man...but I will say the word, if I must.

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SHUT YO ASS UP AND GET TO THE MANLET PITS CRACKA

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one ticket for Us, please

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That's not my concern

ah bloo bloo

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One large popcorn with extra butter, big guy.

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top kek. upvoted.

nigger

Keep your hands away from my poppity corn you saharan barbarian!

Likes means you can use the map to get home

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thanks senpai

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I tried to warn you. You have one more chance. Or I'm going to say it. The N-WORD.

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I dunno Robert. it's just... I don't really fit in with my anonymous friends. They call me names like likelet and say mean things like "haha you're not even a dinosaur yet, and you think you can actually become skelly spook". It just hurts and feels unfair, ya know? If only there were some anons out there who were kind enough to donate some (you)s and some likes... anyways sorry for the rant. Anyways I'm going to sleep when I get home but I'll leave the door unlocked. My wife should still be up waiting for (you)👌

have a like man

y-you too!

R-Robert? How did this happen?

Robert, what can I do to get more likes and replies?

Well that's certainly a good reason to be distressed, but being a likelet is mostly genetic
>It takes 13ms for people to differentiate a likelet from a like-chad
psycnet.apa.org/record/2005-15801-011?doi=1

>Newborn infants prefer highly liked anons
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S016363839890011X

>Your likes heavily affect your entire life
nytimes.com/1981/09/01/science/effects-of-beauty-found-to-run-surprisingly-deep.html?pagewanted=1

>Like at first sight is real
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/meet-catch-and-keep/201801/is-love-first-sight-real

>Study: Low scoring anons Not Viewed As ‘Good Thread Material,’ No Matter How Great Their Posts
studyfinds.org/unattractive-men-dating-material-study/

>Strong Inverse Association Between Low Like Counts and Suicide
ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/pdf/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373

>Likes are extremely important
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201306/why-women-want-tall-men

>Halo effect
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29390018

>How Important is your score in the post Market? (tl;dr very)
reis.cis.es/REIS/PDF/REIS_159_07_ENGLISH1499424514902.pdf

>Bottom 80% of anons compete for the bottom 22% of (You)s, top 78% of (You)s go to the top 20% of anons
medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

>anons care about likes much more than post content
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207000565

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>R-robert I wanted to be a designated kinoplex shooter today, h-how did you know?

shut your fucking mouth nigger

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID ASS N*****!💢

Can’t get dino🌈

Based

WTF, who let this nigger in the cinema?❌

Thank god you're back Robert. Some cunt with no ass and a square head replaced you last week.

user there's... something I need to tell you...

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thanks Robert, I'm trying to get skelly before 4channel closes for the night

i'll help you lad

R-Robert?

ligma ;p

I-I'm sorry user...

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING LIKECHADS THINK THEY KNOW HOW IT FEELS

Goddamn it Thanos! You leave Robert alone!

You must find your center first, user. Then the popcorn will find you

YOU WERE ALWAYS TOO KIND TO ASSUME I NEVER HAD EVIL INTENTIONS

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👌

Did you just saw that guy asking for crab legs IN A CINEMA?

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...

>Did you just saw

How retarded are you?

>be boomer
>go to kinoplex
>don't know they have a no singles policy
>buy two tickets and pretend gf is in the bathroom
>cashier can immediately tell i dont gf
>get stopped on way to screen
>start telling me about no singles policy
>argue gf is in bathroom
>movie starts
>miss entire opening scene
>"sorry sir if you like you can wait for the next screening"
>refuse and accept the situation
>find out later the first 20 minutes of saving private ryan is the best part
>get too butthurt to watch it again

why even have the policy?

I actively despise this like system. if i wanted to see people compete for forced funny haha points i would go to reddit. If a post is good, relivent, or otherwise deserves a reaction you will recognize it by the replies not the numbers of likes.

good thing it's only one day you fucking shitter

🙁

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>mad scorelet💢

Liked!❤️

Sir, this is a drive-through.

What I hate is that little to no OC will be created because of this event. Weak April fools.

Thanks to your likes, I got promoted

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don't tell me how I look

Robert, my scouter is reading higher power levels than mine, of course I'm tense

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Go fuck a rake.

Moot? Is that you?

I just really want a black gf robert

STAY AWAY FROM OUR WOMEN HONKEY!

you'll get there eventually user
have a like

YU GI OHHH♠️

You called?
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
PICKLE RICKLE

To you.

For Robert🏴

YO WHO MADE THIS LMAOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Give me likes and i'll tell you how to disable it ain't me

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>When the captcha has a picture from down the street♦️

Give me one first just so I know you're genuine

I'm in charge here

dude doesnt that mean your gf like fucks black guys or something lolz♠️

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I got you one, user! It's fresh! Just how you like it

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...

Why cant we have hunchbacks manning the projectors who will mischievously splice in dicks during pixar movies.

>he doesn’t know

roll trips, for starters

yea, robert i'm actually doing great.
oh, why you ask?
well i just reached the upper echelon of my likes on 4channel. spookytown here i come.

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robert is my only friend

Your fortune: Good Luck

I'm really proud of you user, one day maybe you can skelly post too

for you💜

That did seem to help a bit.⚾

Thx bb

user, i...i couldn't help but overhear what you were talking about with robert. look, man, maybe we were a little harsh on you earlier, but we were just joshin around, you know? we didn't mean nothin. here pal, take a like. you know we care about you.

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...

>trips😃

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t-thanks. Have a like back

>tfw likelet and manlet

Why was I cursed with this lot in life, please help me I am a good man🏀

Sneed

N

We missed you for Dungeness December, user! Oh what the hell, I still got my costume in the back...

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Robert is the most wholesome meme. He's like a black Mr Rogers but with movie theaters. I legitimately think of him as a good friend when I'm in these threads. I'm sure I'm not the only one. I hope the actual guy shows up on Yea Forums one day and turns out to be as nice and well mannered as we perceive him. Godspeed Robert.

>4 month old crablegs
I'm getting this place shut down, Robert.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

How do I get dino and spoopy?

agreed

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I'm wondering if I'm wasting too much money on these snacks instead of just watching movies. Forget it, two more orders of cheese sticks and a large Dr. Pepper please, Robert.

Anons, I just wanted you to know that...I've...I've found peace. It was hard, saying goodbye to all of you, but I know you'll be the better for it in the end.

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Get back there kernelslave

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Is that femRobert to the left?

I have a wife now. She's good to me. She makes me feel like a good man, the way I did when I turned off the NO SINGLES cameras for a few seconds so you could sneak in to rewatch Blade Runner 2049. Sometimes I want to talk about the old days to someone, but I look in her eyes and know it can't happen. I wish the encryption protocols let me talk for more than this short message, you'd understand. You always did.

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>robert fell for the roastie meme
Not him too...

+1 Like! Very funny my fellow gentlesir

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kinoplex posting just doesn't feel right now that i know i'm not going to ever be a skelebro...

Woah.
based

Robert, I'm taking your sister to go see Shazam.

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I have to go now. She's calling from outside. Remember me like this, anons. Through whatever comes, we'll make it...together...even across the kinoverse...from the other side of the screen. Message out

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:3

*DIAL TONE REPEATING*

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Haha! Look at him go holy shit!

Uhhh, yeah, that'll be a large popcorn, with uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...a soda.....make it diyuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

Robert what are you doing in the cinema, you don't even work there.

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It’s my first day as the designated shooter, it was supposed to be yesterday but when I got up to start I dropped my large soda and popcorn all over the floor and got to embarrassed to murder everyone

im going to beat the fuck out of you robert.

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Rude sir, rude♠️