What are some midwest life kinos?

Napoleon Dynamite

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Blues Brothers, Fargo

>not a pork tenderloin

>meanwhile in Iowa

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Christmas Vacation

Bullshit!
Indiana tenderloin >>>>>>>>>> Iowa

Ohio: Shitstainati Chili
Illinois: Deep dish pizza
Michigan: Honestly don't know
Wisconsin: Cheese curds
Indiana: Pork tenderloin sandwiches

Nice choice

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Minnesota: Hot Dish

Michigan: Faygo

Why is the fucking bun so much smaller than the meat? It looks fucking ridiculous

I wish I was a Chicago or NYfag.
Being stuck in Phoenix is pure misery.

da bears win da super bowl?

Michigan: Nigger sperm

The part in Tommy Boy where Dan Aykroyd runs an auto parts company

Surviving Edged Weapons (1988)♠️

oh took ya long enough dere bud!

>ctrl+f "gummo"
>no results

Doesn't it take place in Utah

fucking based
makes me proud to live in the boozed up shithole that is Milwaukee👌

Napoleon Dynamite

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corn everywhere, even if you live in a fairly populated area corn fields are shoved in between housing developments
everyone talks about beer constantly
surprisingly few state parks/wildlife preserves
>t. florida born, lived in ca and nyc before moving to ohio for work

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The pizza Chicagoans actually regularly eat

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>Ohio
I'm so sorry user
the rest of us laugh at you all the time you know

How is deep dish so FUCKING good? I don't care that it's practically a casserole, it's fucking amazing.

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>what are some midwest life kinos?

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Is Idaho considered mid-west?

nah
Blue is core midwest, light blue are midwest-lite

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You pretty much don't do a lot except for work, or go shopping or go to the movies if you aren't some kind of faggoty athletic type. There's often plenty of drinking involved, I myself drink every day. You might occasionally do things like go fishing depending on where you live. In most of my experience it's just people going over to each other's houses and having some drinks and shooting the shit while cooking dinner or something like that.
I mean really, how is that physically different from that many other places, it's really not. But the societal atmosphere is a lot different than in big cities, more relaxed and people don't seem to have a stick up their ass too often.

>coastal sandwichlet detected

god I miss the midwest. proof that an armed society is a polite society.

Idaho. Filmed in Utah.

>how is 4 pounds of melted mozzarella so good?

this

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what's the differerence, corn is corn

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I'm gonna cum

Ohio corn is of a lesser quality and yield than the corn of Iowa! We laugh at your agricultural techniques!!

WOLVERINES

Missouri, here. St. Charles county, where my /showmestate/ bros?

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> Michigan: Honestly don't know

Detroit style pizza, coney dogs, pasties, paczki, perch & walleye, Faygo, Vernors, Mackinaw Island fudge, apples, cherries, blueberries, pickles, Post and Kellogg cereals, Bells and Founders beer, Michigan cherry chicken salad, cider & donuts, Sanders hot fudge, double-baked rye bread, Boston Cooler, Detroit Street Brick goat cheese, sliders, almond boneless chicken, Frankenmuth chicken dinner, Hummer cocktail.

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Why is it called the Midwest when it's on the eastern side of the country?

oh shit dude, I'm gonna be in St Charles for work at the end of may
Is there ANYTHING to do there? gonna be stuck there for about a week

Unless you're a Chicagofag and nobody is packing besides the cops and Tyrone

That guy is from Texas though.

Ohio is a core-Midwent state.

>vernors
>pasty
That the good shit

Everything in the US is heavily weighted towards the East coast

you don't put cheese on a brat dumbass, and we eat brats in wisconsin

oh god, a nice brat with some sauerkraut and brown mustard? fuck my shit up👌

Depends on where you go. In the general county you have Wentzville, Ofallon, Lake St.Louis, St. Peter's, etc. In the actual city of St.Louis there's The Arch, The City Museum, Busch beer brewery.
Beyond that, not much. Six Flags is a ways away.
Bowling Alleys, Dave and Buster's, movie theaters

No. Ohio is rustcore

>Why is it called the Midwest when it's on the eastern side of the country?

Because prior to acquiring the Louisiana Purchase, it was THE West.

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The Midwest is the Rustbelt, which makes Ohio part of the Midwest.

>France sold the US a bunch of trailer parks and dust fields
Smart move by the French, desu

hey idiot, you bite off the external parts before you eat the sandwich

t. New England, only been to Chicago once for a steak and a layover, not in that order

are you not educated or what? no excuse if you live on the northern east coast

user, everyone outside of the city has a gun.

There may be no civilization but we feed the planet.

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>number 1 crop in Midwest:
>onions
I’ll pass, senpai

Indiana is legit tenderloin country.

that doesn't sound right at all

Nebraska is pretty good. Not as good as i was told, but good.

Went to Wisconsin to visit my sister and her family a few times. Nearest town with anything was 30 minutes to an hour drive, and it was almost empty even then. Somehow still had running businesses staffed by humans

China uses basedbeans for feed

He said onions not onions

Oh yeah, I never saw a black person and OP pic was true to life for her father in law. Whole time I was there it was comfy af every time

ok this is based

You coasties will be begging to suck my cock in exchange for an onion when the shit hits the fan and you're all starving.

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More like you’ll overleverage your farm to coastal bankers in a last ditch effort to stay afloat in the modern global economy.

weren't they supposed to be in fucking colorado?
ratard

Wisco is extremely comfy and honestly the heart of the midwest.
Nothing like going to some small bar in a town of like 600 people and drinking some Spotted Cow and eating fried catfish that the bar owner caught that morning.

>he hasn't seen American Movie

Can’t wait to turn that into 1/10 acre lots with vinyl duplexes, and maybe a dollar general.

North dakota, Maine, and parts of florida, alabama, mississippi and louisiana are oregon country

seems legit

Sounds like you live in the shire.

It's still not, though. There's still two thirds of the land mass left. The Midwest is neither in the middle, nor in the west.

That’s minnesota style

>tfw milwaukee has given us the American Movie guys, RLM, and Dunkey
surprisingly based city

can confirm, wisconsin in summer is comfy as shit, spotted cow is top tier session beer, rivals 805.

They feed their animals baked beans?

The only downside to Wisconsin is that literally every girl is fat.

Who, who, and who?

rural towns, especially the ones along the Mississippi, are seriously close to the Shire
there are hardly any jobs besides farming and handyman seasonal stuff, but in return a house is like $20k and you hardly pay taxes

No, he probably means basedbeans.

/nfl/ reporting in

im only getting more confused guys

Kidney?

well, all the normal ones
the hot ones are either super hardcore christians or raging whores

ferris bueller's day off and the blues brothers come to mind
both are chicago porn with some bits in other parts of Illinois

Onions is automagically converted to onions

or both

LaCrosse is #1 comfy town USA

soi

“O n i 0 n s” will wordfilter to “sneed”

Hoosiers.

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he's having such a good time😸

corn

It's chicago style retard, if that is something that exists you got it from here, go look it up

the men are too so it evens out

Lived there for two years between Wisconsin and Michigan. There ain’t fuck all to do there. They have an obnoxious amount of brewereys so everything revolves around drinking. Place turned me into an alcoholic. They also obsess over deep fried ravioli and cheese curds. Oh and the women are really easy and Culver’s is the only redeeming quality of the Midwest

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Lived in Eau Claire for 3 years. This is dead accurate.

Fuck yeah. It's really beautiful driving around there between the bluffs and the river...

>ratard

have pride in your city!
t. Angeleno, my city's been taking it on the chin for 70 years until the New Yorker decided it's cool now that all the New Yorkers live here

Oh god Eau Claire is awful.

will ya spare some likes for a poor, wet eastern apu?

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Do the movies that take place in your state accurately represent your state?
>Indiana
>Hoosiers
>A Christmas Story

niggers on the run

>Frankenmuth chicken dinner

my nigga

t.saginaw

>saginasty
Midlands is bestlands

It's actually alot like new England. They have italian and polish food instead of Italian and Jewish food. They like getting drunk and rooting for the packers or bears instead of the patriots or jets. It snows like fuck both places. The women are ugly but whores. And no one respects you.

big brain

poles are good people

Oh and lots of meth
At least in Indiana

Oni0ns

No, you have to spell it normally.

Sneed

I'm not saying they aren't. I don't really even hate the average moron Jew. I'm just trying to say that they are really close in culture.

I was raised in Texas and have lived near Boston and Chicago. And they both have the same "were all losers" culture. Which isn't really bad, it's just odd. And I blame the poles and the jews.

If you want real culture move to the motherfucking gulf coast. Where we are all poor as fuck and eat like kings.

How do you pick up the women?

With like a tractor or some other kind of machine made for lifting really heavy stuff!

who /burrs/ here?

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Trubs is ass

varsity blues.

where my indiana niggas at? finna get some za from caseys tomorrow.

fuck you ohio chili is great

>gas station pizza

Goose Island's Sister beers are fucking great.
What do they have to do with the midwest, though?

For me? It’s Mich Golden Light.

>Goose Island Brewery is a brewery in Chicago, Illinois, that began as a single brewpub opened in 1988 in Lincoln Park, Chicago, and named after a nearby island.

That’s not how you spell Pequod’s.

Yeah, I know this. But no boomer is going to shell out 20$ for a beer.

Everyone is poor as fuck, but they see prices on the coast and they have it good. If you make 30 k a year you are a god among men. Meth is everywhere. I mean every fucking where. 1 out of 10 people are on meth. It's like pot on the coast, it's just accepted.

The weather is fucking horrible, hot and cold hot and cold. All the chick are fat. It's true a midwest 10 is a coastal 5. Girls lose their virginity around 13 (I'm not joking). If you are under 5'10 and a guy you aren't getting laid unless it's a coast 3 or a midwest 7. If you are 6'3 and above you get ass non stop and you'll have 3 or 4 baby momma's. Evolution is just a theory to them. People die of shit that you wouldn't believe, like you'll die of flu and no one bats an eye.

Biggest difference, is everyone is fucking fat. 90% of midwesterners and you can look this up are obese, or dangerously obese. everyone is pretty much white, very few asians and blacks and where there are blacks it's just violence

also cops don't give a shit about civil rights. And everything is very caste oriented. whatever socioeconomic status you are born into you'll probably die in. its' why everyone there who is smart gets the fuck out.

Spent 10 years on the west coast, 10 on the east coast, 10 in the midwest and 5 on the south coast.

The midwest is a giant fucking poor shit hole full of people ignorant of how fucking bad their lives actually are. They think broken down cars in yards is a normal thing. The poorest plays on the coast are like the most average places in the midewest. It's why they are so freaked out about the electoral college and losing it. IT'S ALL THEY HAVE NOW.

its a convenience store nigger. the pizza is made from scratch.

...

I hope they win the owl next year.

>indianapolis = patrician
>everywhere else = plebe

This is so fucking true. They are so poor if they didn't have the electoral college know politician would give a shit about the midwest because they literally have no money for campaign funds.

The midwest is obsessed with keeping the electoral college lol

finna whoop yo azz rn now whiteboi. gary up in dis bihh.

do they sell gas?

This is 100% correct. Meth is everywhere, everyone is so poor. If you make 20 an hour you are a god there. They really don't have anything better to do but talk about keeping the Electoral College. Imagine the poorest areas of Baltimore, replace the blacks with whites and that really is the midwest.

does wawa? walmart, costco and sams club sell gas. are they gas stations?

I work at the ER in my town and all this is 100% true.

10/10. This nailed it.

Gary is Chicago’s Hoosier [n-word] Auxillary.

He's right. A Mid West 10 is a Coast 5 desu

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> t.san francisco

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It's sad but I can't really think of anywhere in Indiana that's better than Indianapolis

...

Carmel is nothing anyways but a series of medical offices and chain restaurants for all the rich parents and their dick offspring

I live in California, but I've always wanted to visit the mid-west. I have a brother that lives near St. Paul I should probably go visit.

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Imagine not having this as an appetizer

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It’s not rich people though. It’s just anyone making 75k that thinks that makes them a Rockefeller. It’s the kind of people that think Olive Garden is fancy dining.

Indiana Rich I'll specify, and not just Olive Garden, Red Lobster

Are those lasagna nachos? I love those.

this

I really wanna try chicago style 'za

cost of living is way lower in the midwest and taxes are a lot less so they probably takin home than shmucks taking in 6 figures on the coasts

That’s the north. The true Midwest is Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, and possibly South Dakota.

Idaho isn’t the Midwest. It’s a mountain state

>The true Midwest is Kansas, Nebraska
that's like saying Virginia and Maryland are true New England

I live an hour north of NYC and I still never go there because it sucks. Meanwhile visiting my sister in Phoenix I loved it there. If i wasn't such a drunk fuckup I'd move out there.

How are the Dakotas not core Midwest?

there's not enough there to be core anything

>flyovers acting elitist
Hilarious.

They’re the West, really.

>ain't fuck all to do
I still don't get what people mean by this. What can't you do in certain cities that you can in others? The answer is usually vague cultural shit like museums and art galleries but how often are people visiting those anyway?

Who /Culver's/ here?

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dakotas are plains tbqhwy, portions of them may qualify as midwest but the majority are great plains

John Hughes films

805 is garbage beer. Mexicans drink shitty Bud Light but are dressed head to toe in 805 shit clothing.

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culvers is fucking delicious

based🐸

I just had a mushroom swiss burger with curds, my dude.

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You actually don't. Saying this as a guy who grew up in the midwest and currently lives in Wisconsin.

I grew up in Chicago and moved to California for grad school.

Women are ugly as sin in California compared to the Midwest. It’s actually insane the difference the region makes.

>move from the Midwest to Virginia and no Culver's

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The midwest is the comfiest and most based place on earth.
I think you have some soi to drink and a black cock to take up your ass.

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based 12 score poster

you forgot kansas barbecue

805 is good for what it's trying to be - an easy drinking beer to slam with your buddies that doesn't taste like piss. Guess you wouldn't know though, cheeseface.

>tfw Culver's is a client of my company and I can just walk in to any location and get free food
feels good man

Blue, truly the only midwest states that matter. Based post.

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I live on the central coast. There's much better beer.

I guess you don't like mexicans

Is it possible to learn this power?

Poor flyover plebs feed the planet, rich coastie chads seed the planet.

I had someone take me around NYC and my only thoughts were "this art museum is boring, there's bars in my town that aren't this fucking loud and I still don't go to them, comedians come by the club near me and I actually know who they are instead of these literally who? that we're seeing now"

I really don't get the appeal of cities.

LMAO where the fuck did you live in the Midwest? Literally nothing you said is true and I was born and raised in Chicago suburbs

not from a coastie

>colorado springs
>midwest
literal retard: detected

also roll

Based Blue Moon

high plains, also no one lives there

They're super overrated. It all comes from oversocialized fucks sucking each others dicks and thinking it's important to be just like they are. They're fun to visit for a couple days, but I would never want to live in one and I've actually lived pretty close to one before.

>enter midwest thread
>mid-atlanticpost for no reason

heau beaut deyum eau's

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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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get OUT

>MN and MI wrapping their arms around WI back
>IL holding WI on his shoulders
>surrounded by bros cheering them on
peak bromanship

Where are my duluth bros at?
youtu.be/zEP70INmdR8

Michigan is detroit style pizza aka the best pizza

this is correct

Blues Brothers, Rudy, Hoosiers, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Uncle Buck, Waynes World, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, National Lampoons Xmas Vacation, SCTV, Caddyshack. These are basically the only movies that my Midwest uncles and dad have watched and they are all carbon copies of the the super fans.

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Midland is shit
t. Midlander

meh

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ULTIMATE UNDENIABLE TRUTHS ABOUT WEST COAST CALIFORNIA
>homeless fucking everywhere
>ridiculously high housing prices
>shit women (all Mexican or Asian, forget the stereotypical white bleach blonde Cali girl stereotype)
>totally fucked up pizza somehow
>Worst traffic EVER outside LA and San Fran
>TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE
>roaches galore
>here’s your 115 F summer bro
>here’s your same weather every single day, every single season, until it feels like you are living a real life ground hog day and you develop depression bro

Pros:
Wine country, Mexican food, beaches.

It’s just not worth it. Anyone who says “well all women in the m-m-Midwest are fat!” Is lying to you. I saw the hottest girl of my life in Chicago. My jaw literally dropped and I rolled into the car in front of my during rush hour traffic. You have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

For me? It’s Canal Park™

fuckin based Dangerfield kino filmed at UW Madison

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>Pros:
>Wine country
Is 6k take home a month even worth considering in this region(tradie)

DABURRS WIN THE SUPERB OWL!

NEVER EVER

this is set in indiana

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John Hughes movies. Just make sure you find the suburban neighborhoods that are still dominated by pollock and south side working class white guys, every dad is John Candy and all of their sons are in the process of becoming John Candy. The daughters is a mix bag of sport conservative girls, slutty white trash girls, and fat extraordinarily ugly girls. Its amazing in these suburbs its still rebellious for teens to be liberals so you actually get the stereotypical rebelling aganst dad hippy types

>shit women (all Mexican or Asian, forget the stereotypical white bleach blonde Cali girl stereotype)
I see blonde white cali girls all the time. No idea what you're talking about unless you mean the shit valley like Fresno or Bakersfield.

For me, it's Utah. The comfiest place on earth.

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WTF Missouri is as Midwest as it gets.

It's about variety. Living in a proper city I can go to a museum, sure. Or I can go to an arcade, or a festival, see a play, do an escape room, learn something at a workshop, literally anything you can imagine I can find in the city. I might not do any one thing more than once or twice a year but there's always something cool to do that isn't getting drunk and watching TV.

>surrounded by LDS weirdos

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>North and South Dakota, Nebraska, and Kansas
Nice try.👌

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Hell to the fucking no.

All of that sounds terrible

Breaking Away

>no one actually recommending Midwest kino
Pic related, documentary about kids growing up in Rockford, Illinois. I grew up in a small town outside of Rockford and it was a BASED childhood

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Best Midwest map I’ve ever seen.

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Indiana is best

The midwest is the greatest place to live in because it is a comfy vacuum of non-happening. You live your daily comfy life without
>the famewhoring addict-chasing of h*llywood and commiefornia
>the politc-obsessed coastal elite syndrome
>loser complex 2nd world south of the mason-dixon line
>Mormon weirdness of the rocky mt. region
>mexican osmosis and southern absurdity
>NE superiority complex

Breaking Away

Ciao, Papa.

That’s the Allegheny river, not the Ohio

wayne's world
nothing, it's terrible
one of the most underrated aspects is how fucking hot it gets in the summer. people always think it's freezing during the winters (which it is), but it's so fucking awfully hot and humid during the summer
illinois btw
is mostly right⚾

Any of you midwest bros know of a pizza place called Uno? It says it makes Deep dish, and it looks good. Should I give it a go?

Cincinnati Chili is delicious. You must be a shitty sneedposter. My dubs will prove me correct you dumb cunt.

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can't speak for much of the rest but the bottom half of IL is de facto part of the south

fucking spot on

Not if you want something that's at all similar to actual Chicago deep dish pizza.

There’s the real Chicago one, then there is a man absolute shit chain restaurant that steals the name.

>I might not do any one thing more than once or twice a year but there's always something cool to do that isn't getting drunk and watching TV.
This sounds dangerously close to a cope right here.

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>everything is really spread out
>many miles between bumfuck towns
>but everyone drives 80 so they get there in decent time
>depression and meth
>alot of them don't understand the coastal lifestyles and personalities
>alot of friendly but unambitious folk
>married by 22, pregnant by 23
>they don't understand traffic which takes 20 min to drive a mile
>loads of small town bullshit
>loads of people who didn't like me because I did not think they were hot shit in their small town

Live in DC atm, went to uni in midwest area. Massive difference in personalities.

Fuck off, we’re full

this is pretty much it, although you could arguably fit more of kansas/nebraska in. Any further south of missouri gets into the southern culture, and any further west is empty plainsregion

its in a weird spot where its the pseudo-south like southern missouri but people don't realize it
>driving along and hitting fucking armadillos in southern illinois/indiana

also this

Deep midwest kino

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How has no one mentioned this pure kino yet?

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>I am an asshole and people incthe midwest didn’t like me so therefore the Midwest sucks
Stay in dc fag

The only one coping is the toasty flyover who doesn't even have the choice.

>arcade
There's 2 within 20 minutes of me but I rarely if ever go
>festival
Awful
>see a play
Why?
>do an escape room
Awful but even if it wasn't there's one within 20 minutes of me
>learn something at a workshop
Do you not have youtube?
>literally anything you can imagine I can find in the city
Hiking in the woods without seeing another person for hours

DEEP DISH IS NOT A FUCKING PIZZA, IT IS A LASAGNA. YOU FUCKING DUMG FUCKING FUCKS SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW AND THE FACT THAT YOU EVEN THINK IT COMPARES TO SUPERIOR NY PIZZA YOU ARE MISTAKEN. FUCK CHICAGOS AND FUCK THE GOOGLES THAT LIVE THERE.

How is Nebraska not midwest?

nah it's great. see

I’ve been craving these fuckin things for the last week or so. Not sure where to get them (Floridian). Target used to have frozen ones that were pretty damn good.

PEAK

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ya seethe? ya boil?

Your my little Ditka.

Detroit style pizza is better than Chicago style

I think the big thing is how different the regions are in personalities:
>midwest: friendly and sincere
>eastcost: blunt but sincere
>south: friendly but insincere
>west: friendly/blunt and insincere

putting tomato soup on a saltine cracker is not pizza you rat person

Any Northwoods bros in here? I'm an EMT in Milwaukee and god help me I want to get out. Fuck this hell on Earth city.
The DNC convention is going to be hilarious.

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who /casey’s/?

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Nebraska is Plains / West.

fug you giordanos is good

>Every single person at the table is obese

Based and worth it.

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This guy Michigans

peak pizza is detroit style/st louis round pizza w/ rectangular cuts

its good but it isn't pizza

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;)

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ey man Milwaukee's not so bad
I mean, as long as you stay East of the river

why are people even allowed to live in gary. that place cannot be healthy

It's a bad thing for all states in a union of states to be represented?

SWEET MOMMA I WANT THIS SHIT SO BAD

For me? It’s Kum&Go.

>giordanos

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You can do all of those things in Cincinnati, Columbus, Dayton, or Indianapolis, which are cities I live around.

Do you want to carry a 500lb nigger out of a collapsing house to their appointment every other day? And then they ask you to take out their garbage, scratch their back, and deal with their family asking for stupid shit.

>nogs
>people

Chicago is a garbage dump of niggers, spics, and hipsters. I'd recommend you stay away.

I am not from DC and it has its own share of problems. The coasts have the share of shit also which midwest people were not used to. Not everything listed was negative, just a list of things which I noticed are cultural differences.

Please do not reproduce if your head is that far up your ass

>Marion County is all black!
You have to be a serious backwoods hillbilly to think that.

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Oh sweet jesus
you have my sympathy

I have seen things.

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trips lie SB for lyfe

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>tfw racine
chicago is like a black hole sucking portions of wi in thanks to the death of industry like the AMC

I can see why everyone in the Midwest thought you are a jerk-off

For me? It’s the Pack.

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SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENAAAAAARDS

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It's kind of the opposite in my experience. All the niggers that have been run out of Chicago end up in Milwaukee/Racine. The best ones are the nogs that have been crippled from being shot/beat up and go to Froedert for care.

>tfw back in the mid-late 2000s they used to sell pc and ps1 games
comfy

>not doing your grocery shopping at Menards
nothing like picking up some canned meat, a bunch of chips and jerky, and a fuckton of lumber in one go

>Tfw the only rifle range is 40 minutes away from Milwaukee
Goddammit.

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why the fuck are there so many Yea Forums posters in Milwaukee?

>call someone a fag
>they return the favor
>"oh wow what an asshole"
kys my man

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>save big money at my nards😃

OK, KS, and NE not midwest woah nigger

Larry the cable guy chips are also unironically very good.

...

holy bases

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I always felt for these guys when I lived up north. Now I live in the south and I don't like it.

>tfw had to move to south carolina for work
>missing my beautiful crossroads
BACK HOME AGAIN

How can someone that lives in DC be so bad at bantz...

I know the midwest is known for being mostly farmland but you plains hicks take it to a whole other fucking level
And you don't even have any proper Polish sausage or cheese curds

for me, it’s uw-stout

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yeah... this is right. people in the midwest are completely unaware of how bad their lives are.

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Is Buffalo considered Midwest? I'm Canadian and I have to say that Buffalo '66 seems like a quintessentially Midwest film to me, although I understand that it technically takes place in New York state.

How can a butthurt midwesterner be so dumb

Nah, upstate NY gets more into New England territory

that's a great lake state you tard
Correct. Mid west people see the high prices on the coast and think it's crazy, but they don't realize people on the coast on average make 40% more and there a things like Amazon that actually even out the prices. So in the midwest you are poor as fuck and you don't realize it. My father had a saying

"smart people try to escape the midwest, people who aren't smart enough have to come back to the midwest"

and it's true. just poverty, ugly girls, bad weather, meth and nothing to do. Their idea of a good time is slowly floating down a river in tube while getting drunk. It's seriously the high light of their year.

>tfw bump limit

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>saying "warsh" instead of "wash"
>saying "crick" instead of "creek"
>saying "soota" instead of "soda"

>thread is at bump limit
well it's been chill, midwest bros
it may be a frozen wasteland for half the year and a boiling swamp for the other half but we got some damn good food and beer
stay comfy

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nobody does that

No sir. Rust Belt though, which is probably what you’re feeling.

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>saying "ruff" instead of "roof"
>saying "rut" instead of "root"

Confused the fuck out of me when I moved up there.

its pop not soda you fucking retard

Never heard "soota", but i've heard old people say warsh and crick.

Field of dreams

It’s pop faggot

ive heard worsh not warsh.
WORSH YA HANDS AND KEEP THE WINDAS OPEN

Seethe more :^]

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its pop fag

also bubblers, not water fountains

I'm quite happy being able to go places without the horrendous traffic, knowing the people I want to know, and doing the things I want to do. I've been to cities many times, as I said, fun to visit, wouldn't want to live in one.

>not Colorado foothill suburbs
It's better than Utah cuz no crazies

I could never live in a big city. I was in Knoxville the other day and it was torture getting around.

The first two are true, but literally no one has ever said "soota"

I pity anyone who lives in wisconsin

Just gonna end this thread with a call to genocide all chicagoans. Any nigger that disagrees can @ me and skip the line.

I used to live in Indiana and I live in Wisconsin now, I think it's much better.

>KKK Rallies
>not north of Indy going into Kokomo
World Record holder of largest rally my dude
And where's the meth