>character has sexual intercourse
>doesn't lose his erection two minutes in
Character has sexual intercourse
I’m hungry🥓
>guy doesnt cum from his foreskin being pulled back when trying anal
>character has sexual intercourse
>doesnt nut within 30 seconds
>character has sex
>character goes swimming
>woman sees his small dick
>claims it's due to shrinkage
>show has running theme of lying getting people into bad situations
Why didn't George just admit it straight away?
>tfw can fuck for hours without cumming
>tfw all of my exes hated me for it and thought they were bad at sex🙁
>character can get an erection without prostatic massage
Better them than you
🐷
Yeah, not in american films.
>character has a foreskin
completely ruins my immersion
t.schlomo
>character jerks off
>sister visits him unexpected
>he still has a boner but stuffs it away in his pants closes porn
>she goes for a hug
>his semi hard dick is pressing against her
>"you lucky to see me?" she says
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>character has sex with a girl from behind
>doesn't wince from the smell
It was actually fucking disgusting. Did the girl I fuck just not wash herself or is this normal?
>"you lucky to see me?" she says
wat
Sounds like they were right.
>women make fun of you and laugh to their friends if you cum too soon
>women get anxiety and want to kill themselves if you're a champ and can just fuck forever without cumming because it makes them think they're ugly pigs or some shit
Why are women so much work
yes I am retarded
Well if the bitch you fucked was that fat FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THERE'S NO WAY SHE CAN WIPE PROPERLY
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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What's it like having a sister? Has she ever seen you naked? What did she say?❤️
>character sees a fat asian girl and doesn't get to fuck her
>character jerks off
>he has to use lube
I never understood this until I found out americans mutilate themselves.
sounds like that character is based and doesn't have emotional and/or psychological issues preventing his level of intimacy in a physical relationship. i am not jealous hhaha
>"nice dick not so little bro"
>character has sexual intercourse
why did this give me an erection i don't even have a sister💢
>"dude, what the fuck? put a fucking towel on."
After leaving the shower when I thought nobody was home
Holy god damn I need a big sister, I envy you🙁
because its hot to have a sister that doesnt mind that you have a dick
blame your parents for not making one for you.
stepsister porn has ruined the concept for me
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Please give me your big sister I never got to have one, even just for a day user. Please I'm liking all your posts give me your big sister
>character doesn't cum too fast from anal doggystyle but can last around ten to fifteen minutes in any other position
no she is all mine!
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Please user ;-; I'll only hug her, not fuck her.
What are you? Gay?⚽
dino is my gf
shes a slut she would probably fuck you
I'm begging you user I need a sister to love
>character has sexual intercourse
>it's with an attractive woman and not a fat man he met on an anime imageboard
>a fat man dressed as a little girl
Fixed
>character doesn't wake his gf up at 4 in the morning to blow a thick load in her mouth
only people without sisters want to fuck them.
They're the most unattractive woman exactly because you know who they truly are and all their bad qualities.💯
you can have her after I'm done
rawr
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I live most of my life in fantasy. Don't take this away from me user.💔
>his sister isn't hot
only guys with ugly sisters dont want to fuck theirs.
he is talking out of his ass.
I have a hot sister and I'd fuck her if I had the chance.
I have a question, when you imagine fucking her do you imagine her still calling you little bro or would you just want to fuck her like any other girl?😂
My sister is pretty and I've never felt anything towards her outside of what's normal.
Especially since I know how bitchy she is and has no care for anything that isn't superficial. I feel sorry for the guys she tricks being shy and cute but I know she's boorish.
no I imagine her calling me by my name of course.
>My sister is pretty
proofs?