Character has sexual intercourse

>character has sexual intercourse
>doesn't lose his erection two minutes in

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I’m hungry🥓

>guy doesnt cum from his foreskin being pulled back when trying anal

>character has sexual intercourse
>doesnt nut within 30 seconds

>character has sex

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>character goes swimming
>woman sees his small dick
>claims it's due to shrinkage
>show has running theme of lying getting people into bad situations
Why didn't George just admit it straight away?

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>tfw can fuck for hours without cumming
>tfw all of my exes hated me for it and thought they were bad at sex🙁

>character can get an erection without prostatic massage

Better them than you

🐷

Yeah, not in american films.

>character has a foreskin
completely ruins my immersion

t.schlomo

>character jerks off
>sister visits him unexpected
>he still has a boner but stuffs it away in his pants closes porn
>she goes for a hug
>his semi hard dick is pressing against her
>"you lucky to see me?" she says

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>character has sex with a girl from behind
>doesn't wince from the smell

It was actually fucking disgusting. Did the girl I fuck just not wash herself or is this normal?

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>"you lucky to see me?" she says
wat

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Sounds like they were right.

>women make fun of you and laugh to their friends if you cum too soon
>women get anxiety and want to kill themselves if you're a champ and can just fuck forever without cumming because it makes them think they're ugly pigs or some shit
Why are women so much work

yes I am retarded

Well if the bitch you fucked was that fat FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THERE'S NO WAY SHE CAN WIPE PROPERLY

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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What's it like having a sister? Has she ever seen you naked? What did she say?❤️

>character sees a fat asian girl and doesn't get to fuck her

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>character jerks off
>he has to use lube
I never understood this until I found out americans mutilate themselves.

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sounds like that character is based and doesn't have emotional and/or psychological issues preventing his level of intimacy in a physical relationship. i am not jealous hhaha

>"nice dick not so little bro"

>character has sexual intercourse

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why did this give me an erection i don't even have a sister💢

>"dude, what the fuck? put a fucking towel on."

After leaving the shower when I thought nobody was home

Holy god damn I need a big sister, I envy you🙁

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because its hot to have a sister that doesnt mind that you have a dick

blame your parents for not making one for you.

stepsister porn has ruined the concept for me

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Please give me your big sister I never got to have one, even just for a day user. Please I'm liking all your posts give me your big sister

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>character doesn't cum too fast from anal doggystyle but can last around ten to fifteen minutes in any other position

no she is all mine!

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Please user ;-; I'll only hug her, not fuck her.

What are you? Gay?⚽

dino is my gf

shes a slut she would probably fuck you

I'm begging you user I need a sister to love

>character has sexual intercourse
>it's with an attractive woman and not a fat man he met on an anime imageboard

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>a fat man dressed as a little girl
Fixed

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>character doesn't wake his gf up at 4 in the morning to blow a thick load in her mouth

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only people without sisters want to fuck them.

They're the most unattractive woman exactly because you know who they truly are and all their bad qualities.💯

you can have her after I'm done

rawr

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

I live most of my life in fantasy. Don't take this away from me user.💔

>his sister isn't hot
only guys with ugly sisters dont want to fuck theirs.

he is talking out of his ass.
I have a hot sister and I'd fuck her if I had the chance.

I have a question, when you imagine fucking her do you imagine her still calling you little bro or would you just want to fuck her like any other girl?😂

My sister is pretty and I've never felt anything towards her outside of what's normal.

Especially since I know how bitchy she is and has no care for anything that isn't superficial. I feel sorry for the guys she tricks being shy and cute but I know she's boorish.

no I imagine her calling me by my name of course.

>My sister is pretty
proofs?