Will Millhouse finally become a meme?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Will Millhouse finally become a meme?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
No.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
oof
Sneed rules supreme over all memes
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Your fortune sucks haha
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
NEVER EVER
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
cringe
no
If this post ends in sneed, Milhouse is a meme
Chuck
Formerly not a meme is a meme is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is a meme
Cringe
Liar
haha jk i love sneed
Stop pretending to be me
BTFO
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So, I've got this creepy recurring dream that has been driving me insane lately.
I'm in my old home room in high school but I'm my current age. My geometry teacher is there but it's only me and her. She doesn't say a word and there's this constant buzz and intermittent clicking noise down the hall. It's loud and everytime I hear it, I look at the door and she snaps her fingers at me to get my attention so I don't look at the door.
She looks like a Simpsons character as if it was of real flesh. It's weird looking back, but in the dream it feels wrong. I'm not scared yet but that always changes when the TV gets wheeled in. For some reason, I get this horrible, existential dread in my belly and I feel like I'm going to throw up.
She throws in a tape. On the side of the tape it says "user's bday" but it's crossed out with nothing on it. It's my name. The VHS tape plays and it's The Simpsons. We're in season 6, episode 7 but it isn't the real one. Something is off and the tracking separates the tape in two different sections on the screen. I'm getting ill. At first, both sides of the same, we've got two Millhouses walking down a hallway next to a restroom. Then one keeps walking, its the normal episode. The other sneaks into the bathroom. By now I'm scared to death and on the verge of vomitting.
Millhouse whispers something inedible and I lean toward the screen. That clicking sound is louder than ever and the teacher just stands in front of me, pointing at the screen. Millhouse looks up into the mirror and says Like this post of your mother dies in her sleep tonight
formerly truth teller
& fucks
Jokes on you, I fucking hate my mother.
MOE BTFO