Imagine looking like this guy

I wanted to slap her shit every time she said kovaks

>muh blonde hair
>muh blue eyes

so overrated dude

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Always so easy to spot the basement dwelling incel✔️

are there really tiny dick chads?

Jesus fucking hnng

You can't train HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME

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stop filling the thread with dick talk ffs

why is he all covered in jelly?

why so much lube

shit body tb h

he had busted up bukkake rape just before this scene
real sick show🙁

Plenty. When you're trying to pick up women, dick size doesn't even come into the equation until you've practically sealed the deal. Man the fuck up.

Kinnaman has gone retardedly on roids, compare him to The Killing and now AC, ridculous. Even in House of Cards he doesn't look like this and he's proper buff there already.

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What the fuck was Netflix thinking recasting him like that?

It’s cum. He came from a gang bang. I wish I looked like him and came from a gang bang

Blue/green eyes and red/blonde hair is where it's at my swarthy friend

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I can't take it anymore dude.

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People that have different tastes than me are wrong. Sorry user.

well loads of them do it, the amount you see them change between roles is crazy

Lol

high testerone and high iq fellas like light brown skin and jet black hair my basic bitch friend

That's alright, it's always good to have a friend that acts as a decoy for all the ugly chicks

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Why didn't he fuck his sister?

one of the most strangely hot women i've seen

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So it slides in easier duh

Learn to lick pussy then.
I have a huge dick. In the 99% of sizes. I've slept with one girl, my ex gf. One of my friends have a avarage dick. He's slept with over 100 girls. I'm in my late 20s and he's in his mid 20s.
Dick size means fuck all.

Why would you fuck a sticc who tried to ruin your life over that delicious Latina?

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Yep, you take a bullet by distracting the overweight blondes my man.

How small are you?

Chicks can get off with their fingers they can get off with a dick even if it’s like 3.5 inches hard

So how small are you? Becuase if you are 5 inches even 4.75 inches you are fine, small but fine.

Literally the only men who are fucked are guys with literal micro-penises

Why imagine? Exercise, eat correctly and force a weird new york accent no matter what role you take because you think it covers up your real accent...even though it doesn't.

5 inches but ridiculously thin

>FRAME
lol psuedo science

Ironically his chest was fucked up (pectus excavatum) despite how good he looks in that pic. He had metal bars in his best in the OP pic to correct this defect.

based meme painter

>pectus excavatum
I've had that my whole life but once I started lifting pectoral muscle has made it far less pronounced. Don't need metal bars to conceal that shit.

>75-84% of people have dark hair
>79% of people have brown eyes
Enjoy your common as dirt basic brown bitch.

Your fine.

I mean you’ll have to work overtime but that shouldn’t be a huge deal if a woman likes you for more than sex

>Common is bad!
Albinism is rare, as are gingers (you know the type I mean. The ugly type with neon orange hair, fucked faces, etc.). Rare isn't good by default. Blue eyes and blonde hair won't save some ugly pig from looking like an ugly pig or make her superior to an pretty dark hair and eyed girl, plus you're seemingly too stupid to grasp that different hair/eye colours compliment different people.

Not guy but my understanding is that you simply have to go really fast in the same position, i.e. no stopping and readjusting your cock if your intent is to give her an orgasm. I've induced them before with fingers and they are sure as shit aren't 5.5-6 inches.

>not fucking both thebhot Latina and his crazy Asian sister

Tbh if you were reborn as a super Aryan ubermench I would spend my time fuckingn every piece of hot ass I could find

black bulls are still superior

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>force a weird new york accent no matter what role you take because you think it covers up your real accent...even though it doesn't.

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>Albinism is rare, as are gingers (you know the type I mean.
Albinism is a mutation. Ginger trait is inherited. If you have ginger parents you're going to be ginger. Doesn't matter who the fuck your parents are with albinos.

No thanks.
I'm going full Hercules mode, and i have the Slav genes to achieve it.

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YO LINDEN

>tfw my bitch ex of 8 years (who refused to let me break up with for the last 3 years) is now engaged to a big old black guy that works at a phone store
I ruined white people for her LMAOOO

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Everything is relative. If you had a bigger dick you're insecurities would could from something else until you either became so perfect it was impossible to even imagine yourself with a single flaw or you learned to just accept yourself

Good luck, user. I hope one of the two happens for you :O)

it's proportions, how big your bones are, muscle insertions. basically genetics. what's wrong with that?
that's like saying height is pseudoscience

She's going to be fat as fuck when she ages. The process already is starting in her arms.

Based but brown-pilled

Nah user, there are only two kinds of people. Rich, supergenius, tall, handsome, ripped and strong, huge dicked guys, and vermin... Christ user, you think even Chad has EVERYTHING? I mean, even physically, let's look at all the aspects of "Chad":
>Tall
>Handsome
>Ripped
>Strong
>Big Dicked
Then you throw in stuff like money and charisma. Then you take into account the range of all those attributes. I mean, when is ripped "ripped"? When is handsome "handsome"? And so on and so forth. You think there are people who have /everything/ even at a balanced, above average level, let alone maxed?

IMHO, Chad is anyone who has 3 and above of said categories above a certain threshold, like, say, 7/10. With charisma being necessary. So, for example, the lanklet, 6'3" dweeb with a big dick and a great job who's too afraid to talk to people, isn't a Chad, whereas the ripped, handsome rich guy with a 5" who knows how to talk to people, is a Chad.

I'm talking about actual people now, not an archetype.Fictional Chad is basically a comic book self-insert.

Why you gotta be so edgy and aggressive?
Are you insecure?

wonder if victoria justice ever got blacked on that tv show.... god id pay to watch

lol sucks to be you😂

>emojis work
based 4channel

>can't handle bantz
Are you American by chance?

rude🙁

Incels can talk a lot of sense in some areas and a lot of bullshit in others like when it comes to the lives they believe Chad leads, i.e. getting eyefucked by all the girls when he's walking down a street during mundane day to day stuff, a cafe falling silent in awe as soon as he walks in, and shit like that. Read it all before on 'A day in Chad's life' stuff that borders on fan fics but seem to be taken seriously. But there is a lot of variation in what is considered Chad. Some will consider prime Depp, for example, a Chad, whilst other will scream bloody murder over the suggestion a sub-6'0 is anything but subhuman trash.

The edgy/testy attitude is a better indicator of being a mutt desu
Americans are horrible at bantering going over edgy to the point of crude and witless

>tfw relatively big dick
>tfw relatively good at sex
>tfw pretty much a sociopath
>tfw have had longish relationships with 5 white women
>tfw ALL of them got with black guys after me
>tfw 2 have mulatto babies, 1 is mulatto pregnant, 1 is in prison for robbing a bank, and 1 is mulatto engaged

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Bizarre micro-turn: small turn on if a woman I'm attracted too says the word justice or just.

>incels are retarded
No shit. If you really want to have a constructive conversation here, a chad is anyone that fucks a lot of pussy. The factors determining this vary a lot because it turns out there are many different avenues to achieve this.

see >wahhhhh, you so edgy even though it was more or less the same banter
Americans should really stop denying what they are. You aren't fooling anyone friend.

Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy

Thoughts on recent 27% of men being sexless thing?

is Joel Kinnaman a Jew irl?

Are you retarded 97%of all men are between 5 and 7 inches in length erect

Literally everyone you know has a dick within an inch or so of yours the difference is mennial.

So much so that when you actually see a dude with a huge porn-tier cock it’s shocking

They are the bottom of men who can’t compete in the reverting savage sexual dating word post women’s liberation.

Every time this happens it’s at the tail end of a civilization at its height, clear sign of the end of us.

His mother is I think. Jew guys having traits antithetical to Jew stereotypes isn't new, i.e. Werner Goldberg, River Phoenix, and Kinnaman.

10 likes and I'll post tits with timestamp

Does bottom mean genetic trash or simply guys who in general have no clue what they are doing and thus can't compete? We have the likes Orb from Lookism, David Gandy, and other scattered anecdotes of attractive guys failing hard because of no game, shyness, and fear of rejection.

I'd need a source and proper context, as a lot of shit related to that is misrepresented or is outright made up. For the sake of argument though, if it was a voluntary survey that gathered the info, and I was a participant 3 years ago, I would be in the sexless category because I had none of my shit together back then. Now the situation is different. People go through phases and dry spells so unless whatever you're referring to says 27% of men stay sexless for much of their adult life, I really don't see anything shocking about it.
I'm purely speculating though, will comment more once the source is posted because I'm bored at work and this is serious business.

It's just the product of being in an echo chamber and seeing all others as flawless while yourself as he lowliest scum. So Chad becomes this imaginary being who has every single thing in his life going perfectly. You stop considering variety in people, you stop considering the average person, and then you focus not only on the outliers, but some fictional version of them. For example, take this guy He's ripped and strong. He's got a "handsome", if typical face. He looks like a cool guy and his bulge seems normal. Take the "Chad" archetype into account, and he's not fit to even polish his shoes.

It gets even crazier when you consider what "makes" Chad a Chad. People don't think in "boy, he's handsome", they think in carnal tilts and eye width and shit. Bill Hader's got a full head of hair, blue eyes and a strong jawline,but I wouldn't call him handsome. Patrick Wilson has an average face, but somehow he's pretty; kinda like a "hot dad". And Robert Pattinson looks like aghoulish twink, but his features come together and make him actually handsome.

Shit,take Amber Heard. She's got a God-Tier face, but a fridge body, small tits and a small ass. Does that mean she's any less pretty? But she's also fucking nuts. Meanwhile Jessica Chastain has more "rough" features, but has great milkers and an okay body, while BDH looks like a cute breeding sow. I don't think anyone would call any of them ugly, but WHO is a Stacy?

The actual redpill is that all that matters is your overall score. Your height, face, social and financial status, job, dick, body, etc, etc, all come together to form a score. If you're at around 7/10, you're a Brad. At 8/10, you're a Chad. Around 9/10 and above you're GigaChad which only happens in fictional characters. Seriously, you think a random gymdude with an 8" is gonna get more tail than a twink Hollywood actor with a 7", or a rich investment banker with Bruce Wayne looks and a 6"? It's all about the package.

t.KHV

It's a recent Washington Post study on Americans aged 18-30. Women were at 18% and men at 27%. I didn't read it in detail either but I do know incels went ballistic with euphoria over it as a form of vindication.

Like what constitutes a “chad”

Sure everyone wants to be a super handsome ripped dude but at some point you can’t compete with handsome and rich dudes or even rich dudes for the highest tier of women. Especially as men age, guys who may be uglier and nerdy as 19 yo will have the money and social standing at 35 to marry a hot 26 yo and former ripped chad from high school football is a fattening line worker in his tiny dying industrial town.

As of now I’d say the increase is more the low end of men looks wise never getting a chance with girls i their 20’s because of online dating and young women who’d rather go for that wealthier older man or the better looking younger guy than anyone below a 5 or 6 in attractivness

And you see too a rise in women incels who are probably the very ugliest obese girls who can’t even get horny poor black dudes to fuck them

Well incels are retarded, do I really need to explain that to you?

This incel is actually correct

The weird /r9k/ concept of chad is borderline disturbing and totally absurd, they’ve take a basic concept of female hypergammy mixed with pics of literal male models and they thing absolute 10/10 god dudes are just running around secretly fucking every woman on earth which is idiotic.

The closest thing to a true godlike chads at celebrities that due to their fame have the ability and money to run around literally fucking hundreds of women. But few or any of them have the stereotypical “chad” look or behavior that the internet weirdos thinks exist.

The closest thing you’ll get to being true chad is like a handsome succefull 30 stock broker or doctor/lawyer who have the looks, money, intelligence to actually be something close to the mythical chad

Bu even that is so far from what the internet meme thinks “chad “ is

It should be noted that incels don't take into account that models can look shitty in some photos. O'Pry in pic related. He doesn't look that great compared to professional shoots, does he? The rich and famous and instagram models are smart about maximising their looks.

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Kit Harington going from the Jonah Hill-tier comedic relief to a sex icon he presently is.

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Kit is also older in the right pic, a lot of people come into their looks once they get past adolescence and the "what the fuck am I doing" mania in their early 20's.

old.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/b2k1sv/a_chad_for_a_day_experience_it_with_me/
Read that. They seem to believe this is how life is for them.

>and he's not fit to even polish his shoes.han a Chads ain't fit to even polish Klokov's shoes, that's an understatement.
>olympic weight lifter
>kids that love him
>hot waifu who is also fit
>room always goes quiet when he steps in

Im bigger, more cut but i have gyno and im not getting under a fucking scalpel
What do

These retards are legit mentally ill. You'll never fully understand their psychosis.

Yeah, cause he knew how to look good in the end with the right hair and so on. Hair's underrated for guys. I'm kind of pissy right now because the barber cut my shorter than I wanted and I look my best when it's medium-long. You have to know what works for you.

This is literally just a sex fantasy being projected on any guy they deem handsome

It’s quite sad really

How do I unlike a post? Accidentally liked your mysgonistic as fuck post.

>They extend their hand for a fist-bump and you happily oblige, for you know you too could be 8 inches deep tonight if you wished (you're a Chad remember, no tiny cock).

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ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

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👌

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>This incel is actually correct
I'm always right.
>The closest thing you’ll get to being true chad is like a handsome succefull 30 stock broker or doctor/lawyer who have the looks, money, intelligence to actually be something close to the mythical chad
That, but even then, those guys would probably be too "banal" to be Chads. They'd need to be tall, genuinely handsome and not "well-matured guy who takes care of himself" tier, while having a banging body. Plus at least a 7" dick, but even then, according to internet-Chad, that number's pitiful compared to "actual Chad". Fuck, why not take it a step further? Does Chad have a curved dick? How fat does a Chad's dick need to be? Even in the dick department, you now have 3 categories in order to even quality for one trait of Chad. It's bonkers is what it is.
Of course nobody looks great from all angles. Models and actors get touched up all the time. Even average people put products on their hair and use makeup. Even dicks don't look the same from all angles. Shit, and that's not even taking lenses into acount.
I'll just use Gandy. Guy's supposed to be the most handsome man on the planet, but his features, all alone, aren't what you'd "normally" call attractive. He's got a big nose. He's a beardlet. He's got big lips. His face isn't as squared as say, someone like Cavill. But it all comes together and he's very handsome. Hell, take it further. He's not GigaBuilt. His bulge looks average. Yet he's still above the majority of men in the looks department. What, doesn't he qualify as Chad because he doesn't have Arnie's pecs and Liam Neeson's cock? And that's not even taking his status into account.

The whole thing's a slippery slope.
Not my point user. IRL, that guy IS a Chad. But if we go with the Chad Archetype, then he's not handsome or big dicked enough to be Chad. Chad has turned into a mythical being that I don't think anyone can live up to.

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A skinny, undefined body or skinny-fat one would have been better, and also not making the gym-maxed look like a mutated Kali Muscle freak.

She refused to let you break up with her?? Wtf

based and chadpilled

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Gandy was about 21 till he got a girlfriend too, and then you have guys like Orb (assuming he's not a shitposter), which, along with all the little personal things I've seen in real life and the fact I'm actually good looking, suggests having the balls to talk to them and so on is important instead of the claims that if you're Chad they approach you in the droves.

Women like muscles now but it definitely seems to play second fiddle to a great face, a decent height, and ticking boxes in other areas. Case in point, Leo during Titanic. Skinny as a rat. Arms skinner than Winslet in fact. But he looked good and played into the forbidden love fantasy women love, so he consequently became a massive sex icon. I gather River Phoenix and Depp once had those status too cause of their soulful artist game, and neither was 6'0+ or muscular.

>suggests having the balls to talk to them and so on is important instead of the claims that if you're Chad they approach you in the droves.
I'm surprised this isn't common knowledge. Even a fat nerdy guy can get a girl if he's persistent and approaches a lot of women. He'll get rejected a lot but he will succeed eventually and that's the only metric that matters.

but what if you're a girthlet?

>2019
>not taking the bloatpill

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>very bottom right
what the fuck

I get this myself.

I’m naturally a little muscular but I’ve had a full on dad bod since I was like 24, never being practice enough to have a good diet and hit the gym.

Doesn’t matter, I have a handsome face good hair and I’m not a retard and thus have a good job (so nice place).

No girls dating me for my hairy belly or average dick but I plenty of compliments in bed on my eyes and face.

What are ya gunna do

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What's his real accent

Shit, half of the "muh Chad" posters wouldn't even consider regular Dan Stevens a Chad. Same guy, different clothes and look, and he falls down several pegs.

I don't get it how people cannot understand that you're judged by your overall perks. Next thing you know they'll be pretending that Bruce Wayne can exist as a person.
Brad Pitt lost his virginity at what, 23? And yeah, of course actually talking plays a role. I don't know if I'm handsome or whatever, so I don't know why girls approached me. But ever since I was a kid they'd run by to come talk to me. I'd be coming home from Games Workshop, and they'd leave their pack with Chad, run from one road to another, on their way to the Club, to stop and greet me. Personally I think it's because they thought I was shy and needed some care. There have been instances where they came and rubbed my legs and breathed down my neck, but I was mostly convinced they just wanted to make fun of me. But that's not it,since pretty much everyone liked me, and I was on good terms with Chads,even. They tried to befriend me once or twice, but I thought them "too lowly". During the last year of Senior High there was a really good looking blonde who came from another class at breaks to talk to me, but I think she just wanted to steal my notes (I read some Uni textbooks to prepare and wrote down some shitty "physics theories"). Dunno, I stilldon't know what to make of it. My parents convinced me they were making fun of me, and maybe they were right. Of course now they shift the blame on me, and call me a pussy who needs to "have sex".

My point is, I'm now a KHV, because even if they wanted to make fun of me, and that's why they greeted, and talked to me and stuff, I still never did more than look them with disgust and "begone thot" them. Meanwhile there were guys shorter than me, just skinny instead of built or whatever, who did have gfs. Ugly lanklets who got laid on the regular. But they all had confidence.

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She's a hard 5. Not very impressive.

>I ruined white people for her LMAOOO
absolutely based

>be me
>have comically oversized dick
> first and only girl to see it literally laughs at it and walks out
>never been with a girl since
Porn lied to us. No woman wants these fucking oversized things.

>girl laughed and walked out

I don’t believe that story for one minute. I can beleive she tried to make it work but eventually just had to blow/jerk You off because it was too big

But “laugh and walk out”.

Yeah, doubt

I want him to breed me,..

>75-84% of people have dark hair
% of people have brown eyes
Soooo... 1/5 people have those traits, meaning more than a billion, and the majority of them live around our part of the world (west europe and north america)? they aren't that rare, then

Yeah a roastie once told me she met some geeky looking dude with a huge dick at a party and her jaw got tired of trying to blow it so she left but laugh she never said she did so

but he will still the women he sleeps with, his future girlfriend/wife have had bigger dicks in them and prefer bigger than what he has.

If the only thing you have going for your relationship is that it’s the biggest dick your girl has had.

You already have a garbage relationship not worth saving

sexual sataification is a large part of a healthy relationship. it is bothersome for guys with really small dicks to know their partners have been more physically satisfied by bigger dicks in the past. i’m not saying it makes or breaks a relationship, that is crazy, but it’s just a bummer for dudes with smaller than average dicks.

I'm not even surprised that you look like this

Just become a cuck, she gets the pleasure she deserves and you can enjoy the view😃

I have an 8.5 inch but I was balding at 19 y/o. Would much rather have a tiny peepee

>a girl can’t have a satisfying sexual expieirence simply because she once had a man with a larger penis

Your Virgin is showing

roasties always marry losers. Nigger or not, nothing new about that lol

At least this way you're helping mark them out for us chads that don't see the red flags as easy.MFW with nogs have to stick their dick in crazy just to get laid.

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hahahaha

Show actually starts pretty well, then halfway through it turns into drama shit and practically have to force yourself to watch.

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I'm 40 and make like 60k a year. I bang 20 year olds almost exclusively. Hot ones. Hell, I even limit my own playing field because I'm attracted to very specific things.

I think you probably don't get out much if you think about it this much. Lots of men are good at getting laid, and lots of women are a lot more approachable than you would think.

The fact is that while feminism has made all women whores.. it's also made a lot of men bitches and women know it. If you even act moderately masculine (nice car, decent body, and nice style) you're going to be swimming in pussy - especially as you age.

The trick is knowing how to stay young looking and healthy, and not being a douche bag and being too aggressive (outwardly anyway)

Most chads don't brag about it and even really hot men who could be giga chads don't have the mental clarity or balls to control and bang multiple women.

I'm probably a 6.5 or a 7 on a good day. If I was a 9 or 10 I'd be literally unstoppable.

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Good frame but looks dyel desu

>want to build muscle
>can't even fathom how to begin
Help me bros

>I’m a poor middle aged man that fucks dumb teenagers
>I’m totally chad bro

Look you stupid ass nigger I’m 29 and make more than twice want you make, inever said you can’t get laid or that you can’t get lair a lot.

What I said was the /r9k/ “chad” character does t exist like they have memes he does. Even if you get tons of pussy, bro, you literally agreed with what I said about the concept of an insanely good looking cartoon chad man banging every woman in the world isn’t true.

So get some fucking reading comprehension and don’t make stupid ass comments anymore.

Maybe you’d even get a half decent laying job you fucking lazy piece of trash.

bruh you a straight up incel lmfaooooo

imagine the smell

Bruh ya couldn’t be more incorrect

Lol @ all of these kids pretending that their dick is over 5 inches cant measure worth a fuck.

The average dick erect is like 4.4 inches. I am honest and im at 3.8 erect. I challenge anyone who says they are 5 inches to not jam the ruler into their fat as fuck fupa and tell me it is over 5.

The average dick is like 5.5-6 inches almost all men who have ever and will ever live are between 5 and 7 inches total

4 inches in any context is small Andy anything 7 and above is big

sex