Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen

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THIS IS NOW A BANE THREAD
FUCK OP

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Buy a pen, get a like.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

roll 75+ and you sell him the pen

pen
nis😂

Sell me this trash

It's a big pen

>Will user sell him that pen?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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if heads im the most based man on this siteCoin Flip: Heads

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if u buy this pen then sneed

>"They say the ink of a scholar is mightier than the blood of a martyr. Now, I don't know if you become a scholar if you buy this one, but I can promise that you'll turn into a martyr if you don't."

Rolled 53 (1d100)

you get dino if you buy this pen

showscore

>Sniff this pen. You like the way it smells? That smell is what's left over from Bryce Dallas Howard after I pulled this pen from her ass.

If head you figure out how to do all thisCoin Flip: Tails

Write down your phone number please

Oh you don't have a pen ? I can sell you mine

Voila

Sell me this pickle

For (You)

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Why dont you just type it in ur phone

Anime belongs in the

Listen you can keep that one, but I'm definitely having this one. OK?

Rolled 19 (1d100)

21 and I sell the pen

buy the pen fuckface♨️

sneed

>pockets pen
What pen?

>it has a vibrating motor so you can smilite your prostate

It can get you super high for just $5 believe me buy this pen folks.

Well fuck.

You're a nigger if you don't own this pen.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

Rolling

it's only been used by white men before

You're gonna need a pen to sign that check for 1k likes I've got here.

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>Rolling for winrar

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>buy the pen

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more like LOSE rar lmao