Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Eli Rodriguez
Woot 1st!
Carter Hernandez
1 like = 1 sequel
Owen Long
Vector did nothing wrong
Samuel Nguyen
True cozy, peak cozy
Dylan Harris
THANKS FOR THE NEW BREAD
Jacob Harris
Idiot, there's already a new one, are you fucking blind??
Dylan Cook
Cozy is nice but I'm looking forward to the BLURAY MADHOUSE at drop!
Christian Hughes
First for Grewishka
Ethan Perry
bought the 3 pack of craft beer from iron city, but gf wants to drink them and i want to save them, what do
Jose Brown
THERE'S ALREADY A NEW GENERAL, user
Nathaniel Gray
Nice try, asshole
Bentley Lee
👌
Noah Morris
Levi Scott
Sebastian Ortiz
Save. Just buy similar tasting IPAs.
Jackson Cooper
troll general made before the last one hit bump limit or image limit
Mason Flores
Alita, you are so cute when you cry. I hope to see you suffer more in the sequel just to see you cry. So cute.
Ryder Nguyen
Jonathan Lewis
SPREAD THOSE METAL CHEEKS
Henry Roberts
REGULATE the kid!
Brandon Martinez
only Chad scores have the balls to ask Alita out to the fair tonight
Zachary Turner
Alita haters are so sad they actually waste their time trolling being Alita fans to shitpost memes back and forth to each other.
Their hatred drove them to ironic insanity.
Noah Long
I hope you realize creating another general after there's already a brand new one is malicious
Josiah Gonzalez
I love how even though this a short clip in terrible quality, it was choreographed and shot well enough that you can still clearly make out Screwhead, Gangsta, Kumaza, and Ajakutty
>Gangsta: gets knocked over by the first guy she kicks (gold arm with knife)
>Screwhead: standing next to a column while Gangsta gets knocked over
>Kumaza: Alita wraps her jacket around his arm (silver cyber arms and tribal chest tattoo)
>Ajakutty: sitting in the corner at the left (red track suit)
Liam Cruz
>When you tell Alita to be careful and she gets completely trashed and wrecks her body
Jackson Cooper
The fuck?! drop that bitch immediately
Julian Peterson
CUT THIS SHIT OUT
Dylan Davis
I wish I could say this wasn't correct, but...crying Alita is most based Alita, IMO
Ryan Gray
Tell her to state her business
Zachary Myers
>who's rules do I live by?
William Reyes
>brand new
>an hour old
Jordan James
alita a shit
Ethan Ortiz
This
Josiah Ortiz
nice one user
Daniel Flores
Josiah Myers
anti-Alita trolls have the worst taste in memes, it actually makes me vomit slightly in my mouth just trying to peak at the trash they pump out
Nicholas Campbell
>"And this is Yea Forums's Yea Forums board, Alita. Let's have a walk around here."
Alexander Thompson
Heads and this thread gets nukedCoin Flip: Heads
Austin Parker
poke holes in the bottom and drain the each of the beers into a glass
Eli Hill
We do not stand by in the presence of illegitimate generals
Brody Sullivan
Hey user, I’m a little tipsy, let’s go upstairs
I’ll show you my panzer kunst
Landon Perez
>You and I are going to have a little TALK.
Joseph Perry
>Has not been nuked
Choke
Ayden Sanchez
U mad?
I think he mad.😃
John Reyes
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE THANKS user
Adrian Hernandez
Well he didn't say run AWAY. She was technically following his words, if not his intention.
Dominic Powell
Come and nuke it
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Easton Flores
underrated
Mason Bennett
Alita-fied Rosa is an absolute qt
Dylan Butler
you gotta drink em and save the can. think about it--who the hell keeps beer in a can that long. they'll serve you better
Mason Wilson
>No! We had our talk. You didn't leave me another choice.
Zachary Watson
"Our troll posts, will blot out the sun!"
David Bell
>you open the trunk of your car
>see this
>what to do?
Jack Brooks
>"u 'avin a giggle ther m8?"
>"i'll bash ye fookn 'ead in i sware on me mum"
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Adrian Ward
Brody Robinson
"Shit, where are the feet?"
Gavin Thompson
>Is that an illegal drug?! Come home right now, young lady! You're grounded!
Joshua Reyes
i want to save them for the sequel...
Landon Jackson
I am so sick of seeing this wide eyed gook spook, it's unsettling and disturbing. Even worse is the fetishization exemplified on this board. You guys are sad and sick in the head.
Bentley Ross
...
Benjamin Gomez
pastebin.com
Digits make for a good repost from late last night. It's pretty comfy.
Andrew Sullivan
UwU
David Nguyen
I hate the sequel too
Elijah Bennett
Isaiah Myers
...and yet here you are
Anthony Price
oh shit Alita your busted
Julian Thompson
She IS and it´s creeping me out.
I want Rosa stay in reality and Alita in the real lif.
Camden Cook
t-test-test
Eli Johnson
I am ok with it, Alita has allowed me to accept our large-eyed overlords.
Jaxson Williams
Why does this have 65 replies while the other one created BEFORE this only have 11? WHY????
Carter Ward
Matthew Edwards
Troll thread.
(You)
Chase Lopez
because you don't have power here😂
William Torres
Some Generals just don't make it, due to incompetence or happenstance.
Justin Collins
If you are going to successfully troll this crowd, you are going to have to be a lot more subtle. We aren't morons, we can clearly tell when something has been created by (((them))).
William Green
Who's this BUG EYED BITCH
Jaxson Wilson
after almost 300 threads it's pretty hard to actually get this general riled up
Liam Richardson
Because we know our own.
Colton Turner
It's Vanellope from Disney's Ralph Breaks the Internet.
Samuel Harris
300 of the worst threads in tv existence
Hunter Wood
On the contrary, the bulk of the only threads in Yea Forums worth existing
Dominic Cruz
Damn right.
Elijah Turner
Damn McTeague is based as fuck, definitely hope he appears in the sequels.
Evan Nguyen
>verified
Lucas Cox
post the edit
Christian Hall
She seems singlehandedly able to defeat the inbred chinese-japanese hatred.
youtube.com
Not sure what the chink is on about but he just can´t stop analyzing the crap out of all things Alita.
Isaiah Hughes
I don't have it.
Alexander Lewis
idk wtf is going on in that video, but "good shit" is a pretty universal principle, and if it's good enough, it can overcome prejudice.
John Jones
butts
Robert Perry
💯
Bentley Nelson
and benis
Lucas Martin
Good luck user. I'm going to work soon too.
Isaac Young
You´ll show them and remember there´s always a little Battle Angel on your shoulder.
Jaxson Richardson
youtube.com
Good hype up music.
James Turner
POST RARE ALITAS
Andrew Perez
based, liked, checked, and grew-pilled!✔️
Leo Ross
HEEHEE
Josiah Rogers
Good night thread.
Jordan Cruz
What is Alita reading?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Brandon Turner
based, liked, checked, redpilled, and /healed/🐰
Christopher Sullivan
Evan Peterson
Logan Adams
>Hey Alita do you wanna go to the dance with me?
> Love, Chad Thundercock
Connor Miller
Kekio
Grayson Lee
nightnight
Grayson Sullivan
>BREAKING NEWS!
>Brie commits suicide
>Disney burns to the ground, MCU is dead
>James Cameron announces Alita 2, 3 and 4
James Anderson
Cute
Benjamin Ortiz
GOD DAMNIT
Charles Ross
I love you alita💚
Liam Rogers
damn, i thought my score would be at 2049.
William Adams
Rolled 44 (1d100)
- 33 >>Brie commits suicide
- 66 >>Disney burns to the ground, MCU is dead
66+ >>James Cameron announces Alita 2, 3 and 4
Jaxson Parker
Damn...I'll never even break a 1,000.
William White
Benjamin Gomez
Owen Allen
Jackson Reed
cute💛
Evan Young
Joseph Smith
Elijah Jenkins
Austin Garcia
what would you exchange for a sequel ?
Matthew Miller
Cameron Turner
...
Jason Brown
😃
Dylan Nelson
my heart
Adam Anderson
google.com
You fags actually did it, wow
Brayden Lewis
Benjamin Taylor
Ryan Rogers
I hope I will see Alita in a dream.
Benjamin Harris
I would die, just for the rest of you to be able to see it
Juan Scott
Aaron Ramirez
worth a billion they say
Bentley Wood
Brayden King
Jeremiah Mitchell
To have another proper reply here, dug this Swan Song version out.
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Pretty good 60FPS conversion and you can listen to the song without having to suffer Double-lips trying to ape Rosa.
Aiden Brown
Sleep well fren
Charles Evans
>It's real
DAMN!!! Hope you guys are happy.
Nathan Moore
I'LL GIVE YOU MY HEART
Jackson Rogers
Give likes to Alita so she can unlock pupper
Nolan Powell
Nice try
Camden Carter
Nice meme!
Ryan Parker
Jace Barnes
>no posts for four minutes
Hudson Perez
SAY ONE MORE THING ABOUT MY FACE AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP
Zachary Gray
Still here, don't worry.
Christian Ramirez
Daniel Powell
Do any NYC-area anons want to go see Alita one last time before she's gone? Last day is Wednesday. There are some theaters still showing /ourgirl/ in Times Square
Ryan Hill
Fucking this outfit in live action WHEN
John Price
To piggyback, any vancouver fags?
Henry Baker
>"MY ANCESTOR"
Jack Barnes
>*ring ring*
>Heya, user! A pop-up shop opened nearby, just for today! They only take Likes as payment, but they've got anything you could ever want! Order up and I'll see what I can do!
Michael Hughes
do you agree with her taste
Kevin Mitchell
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, ALITA
Liam Rodriguez
Can you get me a will to live? Or failing that just an Alita blu-ray steelbook
Camden Richardson
Andrew Sanders
Trampoline, dirt bike, baking soda, vinegar, Blade Runner on BetaMax, Tron on Laserdisc, that vinyl Floral Shoppe (for me), vinyl Rio by Duran Duran (for you), a Wonderball chocolate, and a tissue box, so I can use them to dry my tears as I cry about your movie not being in theaters anymore.
Take my like. I hope it's enough
Jose Hall
Help add to my comfy collection, please.
James Roberts
Stand By Me is her favorite movie
Robert Long
Don't worry, user.
You'll find love.
Blake Brooks
Austin Bailey
>favorite film : not Alita
why Rosa ?
William Gray
oh boy I got home just in time. Can I get a 6pack of cup noodle pls and thanks xoxoxo
Logan Bell
Elijah Gutierrez
CUTE
Jose Scott
tfw that blanket-Alita on the left was mine. It's a good feel.
Lincoln Martinez
forgot to give you comfy
Eli Rodriguez
Ryder Lopez
A fine addition.
Asher Cooper
so I haven't been here since last night. It seems like the board has gone nuts for April Fools? Wtf is with the 'likes' and emojis everywhere? how many times have people made mean sequel jokes?
Isaac Evans
im a big fan of your comfy Alita pic
Justin Johnson
the Alita generals actually haven't been too bad
James Ramirez
Any ideas why there's no info on the blu ray release yet?
Captain Marvel is available for pre order now and it came out a month after Alita.
David Baker
A Linkin Park album please!
Henry Long
An Alita video game, about podracing.
Alexander Scott
good to hear. We continue to be a lifeboat of comfy.
Angel Davis
Because you can't rush art.
Kayden Parker
Not so many😂
Noah Flores
A team of archaeologists found this
What does this mean?
Aaron Reed
The have to rush it a little-bit with Captain Marble before people forget the movie completely.
Jose Davis
Fucking kek nice
Matthew Ramirez
Like! This! Based!
Ryan Green
>"Do you like my smile, user?"
Logan Moore
Too many for my poor heart
Justin Lewis
Isaac Watson
You get likes, you give likes and get emojis unlocked, silly really.
Especially for peeps on dynamic IP that gets resetted automatically and your "score" vanishes.
Benjamin Torres
Of course
Jaxon Anderson
I want to see this live action so bad...
Ethan Anderson
The Mouse bought fox the other month and everything Alita has been blocked incessantly to push their Captain Feminazi.
James Nelson
>mfw going to watch Alita again in less than 24h🌈
Hudson Moore
It's hard to keep us down
Asher Green
I mean you're probably not wrong. They dumped so much cash into it for a lukewarm response they have to capitalize asap on ANY fanbase they have before it completely dries up. Meanwhile the Alita fans are just as rabid a ever lol
Connor Garcia
Nice! How many times did you watch it?
Leo Smith
Jayden Myers
^w^
James Anderson
Nice
Jordan Harris
More COMFY
Nathan Perez
next time will be the 6th
Cooper Scott
Based ^w^ poster.
Matthew Garcia
Adrian Ortiz
William Perry
lmao saved and liked
Nolan Young
Issues related to Disney acquiring Fox
Henry Wilson
Jose Perez
youtube.com
Doc Ido´s analysis, the Propaganda is everywhere.
Matthew Butler
>An impressive collection
Eli Sanders
If Disney fucks with Alita I'm going to be pissed
Liam Barnes
💙
Asher Bennett
ugh I don't want this to be true
Juan Hernandez
What
Brandon Miller
My thirst for more comfy cannot be quenched.
Benjamin Howard
Im going tomorrow for my 7th and last time...been 3 weeks since my 6th viewing
Alexander Wright
Caleb Edwards
wow, the spot for endgame releases before a proper movie?
Landon Price
Even Alita’s heart is cute
Ian Evans
Count on it.
The marketing has bin virtually negative from the second Disney bought Fox.
When I feel REALLY paranoid, I almost believe they did it in part TO sabotage Alita in every way possible.
The neo-marxists, lefties have become truly deranged and they´re EVERYWHERE in high places.
NEVER underestimate the weirdness of ACTUAL reality.
Evan Watson
imagine if sculpting user is actually the sadist guy and he is going to hotglue his creation
Logan Nelson
I'm a leftie and I fucking love this movie
Luis Cook
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Justin Johnson
Ok but dial it back a notch dude
Matthew Campbell
Bentley Smith
This isn't a Captain Marvel thread
Isaac Gomez
Why do they hate Alita? Just throw money at James Cameron, leave him alone, and they'd make billions from it.
Jeremiah Stewart
I'm leftist and love this movie as much as anybody here. Disney might have no interest in pushing Alita but I really doubt there's this giant conspiracy like you're suggesting. Capeshit is bread and butter. Of course they'll push it when they've invested so much into it.
Kevin Bennett
Eli Nelson
Do you take stories? I know a guy...
Ayden Robinson
get comfy again
Kayden Hill
Oh, shit, sorry, should I not have supported her? I've seen it 13 times but I guess if it's your Super Sekrit Club
Jordan Carter
They can't un-make the film at least
Nolan Reed
poster de alita en el chuculún, cuando?
Austin Wood
no thank you
Anthony Hall
to add on to this, if you want to go full brain worms and see a conspiracy behind everything, maybe JC royally pissed somebody at the MouseHQ off. Business dealings in other arenas have been just as petty before.
James Johnson
Take care of that, user. It’s very fragile and precious.
Brody Garcia
>>>>>>>>>>>>fragile
Liam Clark
he's just conflating things. 'Neo-Marxist' should've been a big enough clue. If anything, I have seen 0 input from lefty places on Alita. They either don't care, don't know or actually like it. The only people on the left bitching about the movie and pushing CM are the same people you can predictably expect to do such things. I've seen it 16 times and there's nothing in this movie that makes it unwatchable for either side of the political spectrum.
Ian Martinez
Don’t take the D&C bait, user
Jonathan Reyes
Yeah. Being a leftist, I do have a tumblr, and that place spazzes the fuck out about fandoms, but there's almost no Alita content. It's weird it's not on the radar at all, but I guess it's not capeshit.
D&C?
William Rogers
Cameron made the first two movies ever to gross over two billion dollars and he did it back-to-back.
Disney made the other two but they were both from huge franchises so they were guaranteed successes.
Just send him a shipping container full of money and let him do his thing.
Ryder Perry
Well don´t argue with me then, try telling your lefty friends how ugly, unfeminine and manipulative the OTHER movie is compared to our Alita.
Also nobody needs BIIIG conspiracies, just people with certain attitudes at key positions and ALL the sheep follow, if they want to get paid or even keep their jerbs.
On a personal note, never understood how you lefties keep the weirdest global conspiracy theories(patriarchy), but somebody pointing out basic facts and dot-connecting and it´s suddenly all crazy-town conspiracy.
Henry Mitchell
May your dreams bring you peace in the darkness,
May you always rise over the rain.
May the light from above always lead you to love,
May you stay in the arms of the angels.
May you always be brave in the shadows
Till the sun shines upon you again.
Hear this prayer in my heart
And will ne'er be apart,
May you stay in the arms of the angels.
May you hear every song in the forest
And if ever you lose your own way;
Hear my voice like a breeze
Whisper soft through the trees.
May you stay in the arms of the angels
May you grow up to stand as a man, love
With the pride of your family and name.
When you lay down your head
For to rest in your bed,
May you stay in the arms of the angels
Chase Thompson
Seen it 5 times myself, kinda wanna see it again. Have fun tomorrow!
Colton Turner
Nobody I know actually likes captain marvel, user. Even among my MOST left friends.
>conspiracy
Eh, it's like the right and The Jewz
Each side has some batshit stuff going on, you just need to ignore it and filter out the other stuff. I absolutely believe the mouse is doing some shady shit.
Evan Miller
I follow a bunch of dirtbag-left twitter people and again, basically nothing. The only thing we can all agree on, left or right is: Fuck the haters. Fuck the mouse.
Benjamin Wilson
A drunk Rosa gf
John Ortiz
Anthony Taylor
Y-you too
Grayson White
>On a personal note, never understood how you lefties keep the weirdest global conspiracy theories(patriarchy), but somebody pointing out basic facts and dot-connecting and it´s suddenly all crazy-town conspiracy
Look up the difference between rhetoric and dialectic, some people are literally unable to learn directly through information. They only way they can learn is through feels, if they don't like something then they believe it's false.
Mason Fisher
Divide & Conquer
Charles Cooper
Kayden Perez
yeah I'm sorry I even engaged at all with this crap I really don't give a shit lol back to compyposting
Carson Hughes
>Nobody I know actually likes captain marvel
I saw one person with a Captain Marvel wallet but that's it
Benjamin Ross
>Nobody I know actually likes captain marvel
THAT I believe immediately.
Never even wondered if the empty sold out theaters were just a rumor.
Ethan Garcia
William Stewart
Levi Wood
Give me my heart that you took from me!
Anthony Cooper
Side note: I really like the original design of the Damascus blade.
Adrian Young
so when are we getting an Alita game that looks this good?
Jack Gomez
holy shit
Thomas Johnson
Whoa...
Jack Hernandez
It's okay, we all lose our way sometimes.🌈
Charles Jackson
this is nice! Where is this from???
Easton Morales
I need to know what model this is for, right now.
Brandon Flores
Some fag from Artsation
Christopher Wilson
Thats a price im willing to pay!
Asher Richardson
Ryder Martin
>Oh you know what it's for user...
Daniel Thompson
this video is the best
Luke Walker
what?
Jacob Ross
>imagine being Rosa
>career is winding down before you got a chance
>starred in a few movies and TV shows but none gained any traction
>you just want to give everything you got into acting
>Hollywood is vicious, be a girl and still get #MeToo'd somehow
>starting to lose faith
>Rob Rod calls you up, "I fought for you"
>Big names put you as a star, Cameron
>freak out
>Alita: Battle Angel
>tiny ember of hope so you do everything you can to bring it alight
>push your acting to the absolute limit
>so much so you can actually see yourself in the character
>start reading reviews
>"Uncanny Valley"
>rotten score
>blocked from the media
>on and on
>be a professional and soldier on
>last day of shooting break down in tears because you really gave it your all but you just know it'll be blocked
>even so love your creation
>opening day is really shaky
>projections are dismal
>"i tried"
>guess it's over
>fans aren't having it
>movie pushes through tooth and nail
>everyone can't believe how much Rosa shows through even though she doesn't even show on screen except through an animation
>made it through her art
Rosa, if you're reading this, good job.
You did it.
Jonathan Baker
>I'm gonna put this up your ass user
What do?
Gavin Lewis
Get a restraining order like a little punk bitch.
Daniel Green
Thank you
Hunter Powell
wholesome post
Elijah Thomas
>Not again... *sob*
Adrian Butler
artstation.com
Found it, thanks user, I wonder if he's going to do anything cool with this model.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Henry Thompson
Will the first Alita be considered a cult film far in the future?
Zachary Lee
Ooh, tough.
Pretty much all mid-range to higher graphic cards can render similar stuff, but to do it in ALITA quality it´s a WHOLE different game.
One of the better quality MMOs comes pretty close already, you could go and try building your own personal Alita there.
youtube.com
Warning, it´s a typical Asian grindfest and wallet black hole.
Nicholas Ortiz
NO ONE LEFT BEHIND
Asher Morris
Fuck you on about, Satan? WE'RE A CULT FOR IT RIGHT NOW!
Henry Rivera
this movie sucked so much ass you loney fucking virgins literally only like it for the anime IRL lead
shit was like watching a sweded movie. i could tell the source material might be some elfen lied tier shit at least but god damn what a piece of shit
Charles Brooks
>t Brie
Tyler Rogers
>666
we are the cult, user.
Jason Clark
I may be alone in this but I'd trade the rest of the movie franchise if it meant we could get MGR style Alita games to fill out the rest of the franchise.
Nicholas Allen
WE BELIEVE IN YOU ROSA
Angel Rodriguez
you're certainly alone but if a higher power told me that movies were off the table but another path was open, then I would support it.
Luke Perez
Disney are Liberals not Marxists. I’m leftist as fuck and liked Alita because of its class consciousness.
Chase Robinson
well you shouldn't have watched the camrip
Ryan Jackson
I don't want to keep adding to that weird discussion but I'm glad I'm not the only leftist posting here. I try not to ever bring it up since these generals are remarkably apolitical.
Christopher Young
damn, did you post in the thread before watching it?
i'm sorry this movie hurt your feelings fag, but seriously what was so bad about it?
Jackson Walker
People are really, really burned out on having opinions thrust in their face and just wanted to see an insignificant girl take out the trash.
Zachary Rodriguez
This is now a spoilers-only thread.
Jordan Gray
youtube.com
Well then, I'll just hope we don't get those sequels and we get video games instead. Let's see how likely this is.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Gavin Clark
>nazi salute Alita.jpg
Jose Reyes
someone bake some bread
Ayden Thompson
Well, well, well...
Robert Myers
It'll end up like The Crow or Dark City, beloved classics that have a fanbase and are talked about years down the line. I mean, us bringing chocolate and oranges to the screenings is already dipping into Rocky Horror Picture Show territory of fandom.
Andrew Price
new bread in the oven
Adrian Rivera
it's like we're in Alita's blanket fort with K now :3
Sebastian Hughes
Dubs makes it so.
Wyatt Clark
spoilertags are now blanketposting
Gavin Sanchez
...
Lincoln Gonzalez
Post this exact thing in the pinned thread, no context/ picture needed
Cameron Foster
we're all so proud of Rosa honestly. i'm gonna support her future projects because of the work she put in here
Jeremiah Jones
You guys have no idea how ready I am for this. As always, relevant story. pastebin.com
Juan Price
CHEEZUS!
I just turned around to watch a short vid and
WE´RE ALREADY FULL??
BREEEAAADD!!!!!!
Eli King
Chill dude. 6 posts left.
Tyler Parker
you are faggots but i love you, thanks for all the comfyposting even if i don't usually join
Xavier Evans
It’s a little hot today here so I have my AC on, lights dimmed, and I’m reading your comfy stories while drinking coffee and sketching Alita drawings before sundown, writefag
Luis Cook
>dubsguy99Alitanumber.png
Brandon Foster
NEW
Joshua Young
The dubs confirm Alita loves being cozy and comfy
Connor Powell
now that's what I call comfy vol. 99
Julian Moore
I'm happy to have begun the next level of comfyposting
Robert Gray
Absolutely blessed digits I hope you draw well and share the sketches with us when you're done!
Blake Harris
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