IM LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!
Last episode on in 20 minutes.
IM LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!
Last episode on in 20 minutes.
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO
>tfw no jennie gf
RIGHT! I’LL TELL YOU AN ANECDOTE! IN 1975, I WAS CATCHING THE LONDON TRAIN FROM CREWE STATION. IT WAS VERY CROWDED, I FOUND MYSELF IN A LAST MINUTE RUSH FOR THE ONE REMAINING SEAT WITH A TALL GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH COLLAR-LENGTH HAIR. IT WAS THE 70’S. BUCKAROO. WHEN I SAT DOWN ON THE CHAIR, I LOOKED UP AND REALIZED IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN PETER PURVES. IT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS “BLUE PETER” FAME! HE SAID, “YOU JAMMY BASTARD” AND I QUICK AS A FLASH I REPLIED “DON’T BE BLUE, PETER”. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH. NOW FUCK OFF.
>colgate ladypaste
cringe
i've pierced my foot on a spiiiiiiiike
I'm a zombie! I'm a zombie! I was dressed as a zombie! I'm Alan Partridge!
you'll have to come out from there mr partridge
its ok i made sure i could put the shower curtain back up
i have tungsten tipped screws for fingernails and bits of broken biscuit stuck to my face like boils or something.
>i have tungsten tipped screws for fingernails
They're quite good for making a point
That was excellent.
The fact Partridge is still so good after all these years is just astounding
...
rip alan
taking his chat away again
They pulled it out for the finale, the section on dresses was a highlight
i'll just go and tell them it's me.
we've got to get out of here....
crossed wires.
Sunday. Bloody Sunday!
Made me longer for the original Knowing Me Knowing You's. That was padded out with so many funny comedians/characters and Alan had a lot more bite and randomness.
>can you get the horse to do a jump
>no the floor is concrete
>please?
but they still gave him a second series?
so i don't get how IAM ties in with KMKY
Nice quads and nice arse.
he didn't get a 2nd series of kmkywap. he got taken off the BBC
but we got two series of it didnt we?
GIVE HIM A 2ND SERIES BBC. GIVE HIM A 2ND SERIES YOU SHITS. JENNIE IS THE WEAK LINK. SACK JENNIE. LETS HOPE THEY CAN RECONCILE THEIR DIFFERENCES IN THE MEETING. OTHER WISE I FEAR FOR ALANS EMPLOYMENT
one I think & a Christmas special finale. unless I misremmebered
woah my whole life is a lie.
hope i can bouncing back
i think if you ask mrs may about brexit again, she will suddenly remember she wants to brexit this saturday
that was an attempt at a saxondale/brexit crossover