>Yea Forums in a nutshell
Yea Forums in a nutshell
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I don't get the joke. Because those are generic brand shoes?
his leg is like an elephant stump
No, I have way too many shoes. Good ones too. My best ones are a pair of santoni oxfords.
>generic brand shoes?
those are $200+ designer shoes, virgin.
Nice, I just have gucci loafers.
we don't know wtf his leg looks like under those baggy jeans
I think it might be that the shoes are giving him a few ill-gotten inches in height.
Those are skechers go walks, ultimate comfy shoes if you're on your feet all day. I got them when I started a sales job that required me to be on my feet for 10 hours a day. They look like shit but they're functional.
>Yea Forums in a nutshell
Have sex, seriously
those are roshes which are like $80
I don't recognize shoes but those look like payless knock offs of those Nike cloth shoes.
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/fa/ says that baggy pants are in now
Kevin Smith in a nutshell
The joke is that Yea Forums is filled with out of touch neckbeards that still wear baggy jeans and shitty looking skate shoes like it still 2002.
Im pretty happy with them. Got pretty mad when a fat incel (like the one in the OP) stepped on my foot. One of the few times I actually insulted someone IRL. Not proud of it, but those shoes are worth more than his entire wardrobe probably.
>Those are skechers go walks, ultimate comfy shoes if you're on your feet all day. I got them when I started a sales job that required me to be on my feet for 10 hours a day. They look like shit but they're functional.
Lol no, maybe in amerilardland. Slim fit still is king.
>implying Yea Forums even go outside
Baggy jeans are kino. You can stick with your fag pants, zoomer.
Those are roshes though
Yea Forums cant fit into proper clothes
>Yea Forums in a nutshell
Me on the left
>fat fuck user thinks tree trunk legs are normal
Yea Forums in a nutshell
>user has a job that doesn't require him to wear steel toed boots
Hows your literal bachelor pad looking nowadays poor boy
He said Yea Forums not shitskins from other boards that pretend they're Yea Forums, ass shitskin
Absolute unit
this lad unironically looks pretty good
the fuck you gonna do about it, bitchboy?
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>Yea Forums is filled with blue collar retards
Color me surprised.
If he'd lost the fedora, he'd look very clean cut.
Imagine spending an unreasonable amount of money on some shit that gets mashed into the ground all day and then complain when they get dirty
LISTEN HERE NOW YOU❌
Maybe he's just wearing baggy boot-cuts. What if he's poor and has to wear hand-me-downs? How would you feel then?
>/lgbt/ still trying to get men to wear jeans fit for women
Yea Forums is filled with middle aged virgin neets who larp as blue collar retards
>americans actually don't take their shoes off at home
>robert downey jr is 1. 74cm
>mark ruffalo is 1. 73cm
i always thought you needed to be really tall to be a hollyjew actor
Lol, I wear slimfit clothes.🐰
>falim
big yikes
Thom Kruze is like 4’4” dude
What does his sexual activity (or lack of thereof) have to do with shoe brand knowledge?
Lol.
I actually don't mew, it's just good sugar free gum that lasts a long time
>Yea Forums in a nutshell
How’s your spine, hunchie?
if you saw what I was rocking you'd be like damn chad what're you doing on this board then you'd feel insecure
Do you think I work the fields or something? Office jobs are pretty safe environments. Autistic lardasses with no situational awareness are a fucking blight to society. It happened in the supermarket. The dude was trying to bypass me, but lacked the motor skills to do so as a normal person.
>shoes indoors
>4’4”
and what's that in heterosexual measures?
He's a turk.
>believing /fa/
now why would you do that user
Geez, how tiny is scarjoe if she's shorter than RDJ while wearing heals?
Just the US hours
>wagie spends all day in his cagie and decides to make himself feel better buy spending a large amount of his income on some cloth and rubber to step on
>complains when his overpriced garment made for walking gets stepped on in an environment where feet exist
She's pocket size, but that allows her to wear some pretty sexy high heels.
"No!"
Javier Bardem's height is wrong though.
4'4
big dudes with confidence are kino.
Shoes are for stepping, not for being stepped on brainlet🐶
shoes are made for stepping on THE GROUND dumby
the ground is often dirty or just actually dirty
I'll do anything for likes, anything.💯
It's because tying laces confuses them, so they only like to do it once a day.
Maybe if you live in the ghetto. CBD, my car and home are all pretty clean. Good enough to wear dress shoes anyway.
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In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.
They're clean? would you lick the bottom of your shoe?
TV roxxx!!!!
dont mind me, just a wild dino passing through
Are they doing a kingpin origin movie?
If he'd lift he would be unstoppable
how do you people wear skinny jeans? I have constant pressure on my calves and testicles
Feels good to be 5'8" masterrace
in 2014 these were hot.❤️
>all that magafucks defending the look
That means youre too fat or you need a bigger size
don't wear skinny. wear slim. slim straight if you've got giant bodybuilder calves.
Being that fat and still having the confidence to dress like that is based desu.
>boyshoes
those were never popular🌈
>baggy jeans
Not baggy enough.
>skate shoes
okay then what type of shoes should i be wearing if i just want non-flashy black sneakers that go with everything?
Monochrome black Chuck Taylors imo.
>black sneakers
yikes
Dude I'm 5'11" and pretty much a manlet. Everyone is laughing at you.
I want a dino
Oh my fucking god I'm taller than all of them. And I think the most disappointing one is Javier Bardem being 5' 7" what the fuggg. Anton doesn't seem nearly as scary now.
Here you go lad. Thatll be one like.
She's tiny, 5 foot 3. Which makes her tits even more fantastic
Yea Forums
white gets dirty too easily, and i wear grey lot, which looks weird with grey sneakers, so that pretty much leaves black if i want something that can be worn with anything. admittedly, i'm a boring dresser, so i just default to black canvas sneakers most of the time.
White sneakers go perfectly with grey though. Post some pics of your outfits then.
Again: Javier Bardem's height is wrong though.
>baggy jeans
>fat
>small feet
which if you didn't know is a good indicator you got a small peepee
>fat dude, just be yourself
Like this post if you don't even watch movies
Poison green Kobes
disgusting🐸
where are you? i remember going to barcelona in 2013, 14 and 15 and everyone was wearing them.
>tfw I wear a 13 Wide
It's a hassle finding shoes that fit. Footlets have it easy.
what the hell is going on here today?
who's alita?
You should see my yellow ones
>Yea Forums in a nutshell
Western Europe
>he's blue collared
oh nononono
>bluejeans
>not cargo shorts
Fail, cringe, and back to r*ddit.
>off to work!
>Yea Forums in a nutshell
High quality post. +1 for my good sir haha!
>wasting a pair of yeezys on an incel with ill fitting jeans.
Deplorable.
Get some Burberry loafers tastelet
That’s not true at all. Who would choose to wear baggy shit in the year 2018+1? Incels. That’s who.
ayy♣️
fuck off tom cruise is not 5'7''
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>me in a nutshell♠️
I was at 750 points before my phone fucked me
More like pork cut heh
>look at me please! I love the attention! Look at my fucking ridiculously bright and ugly shoes!
Plus they don’t match with anything. Those shoes are for children ages 10-16
Wide toe are comfy as fuck and don't ruin your foot structure.
29 boomer here
always this
Slip on vans are the shit. I always go with gray though
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Based Fatfuck
or a mewcel lol
>29 boomer here
bro, you ain't 17 no more
but they're comfy and i hate laces
that's just some bullshit that big footed buffoons tell themselves to make themselves feel better.
gotham deserves a better class of criminal
Danny DeVito is so short it becomes a novelty. He gets his roles because he's "the short guy."
>2019
>not wearing elastic cuff sweatpants