Can Jay still save Mike?
Can Jay still save Mike?
No
Why would he?
at first it seemed like they were deliberately playing up their "tired and worn-out fat nerds" schtick but now it doesn't even feel intentional
they're genuinely fat, slubby and completely burnt out with the world
Who cares. Mike has a woman in his life.
I hope Jay and Colin have had sex.
Beeg Mike
That's right, Jake.
Not even once
.💯
It's not Colin.
Fuck off e-celeb faggot
1 like=1 prayer for Jay
The fans are very concerned about his recent cutting spree...🙁
>jay becoming a full chad
I’d love to see it senpai
5'5 manlets can't be Chads.
have sex
>when your unassuming sidekick goes on to mog you in every way possible
I'm probably the hugest fan of this life trope. It always happens to sloppy narcissists who think they'll always be top dog for doing the bare minimum in life, meanwhile the "sidekick" know the value of actually having to work at shit, and also gets to learn all about how not to be a garbage human like their "leader" from (ironically) the same source.
I think the whole point of this exercise is that he does have sex.
God I want to fuck Jay
Are you on PrEP?
>Cheney with Rumsfeld
>ScarJo's character in Ghost World
>Dick Masterson with Maddox
Good trope 2bh, always satisfying
That's right, Susan!
>virgin vs chad
Ew. Who the fuck is that?
...
I'M DYING LAUREN
Jay's bf.
hit the like button if you would have gay sex with Jay while watching marvel movies
It's never gonna happen. Jay hates anything fitness related.
he rather have sex while watching old horror movies
Does Mike watch their own content? How can he look at that fatass neck on himself everytime and think "this is ok"?
He has a woman so he doesn't give a shit. It happens when you settle down.
JUST
>swole
>still fucked up teeth
also redditlettermedia
Yikers
What the..
yikes.❤️
Fuck that is a handsome fusion
>ywn fuck this unholy mike/jay fusion
Why even live
So what do we call him? Pedocoke?
i can tell he doesn't
He doesn't look like a cokehead or a pedo.
Correct, he looks like both
>being this jealous he doesn't get to cuddle with Jay every night
Pedocoke actually could look ok if he had Jay to make him over
Hopefully not.
He can't be the only good looking guy in Milwaukee.
Jay should teach Mike his workout routine.
No, it's too late
>tfw all the bodyshaming has failed to make Mike lose weight
no😃
:picklerick:
One of my co-worker is from Milwaukee, and he's ridiculously good looking. He obviously doesn't live there anymore though.
Does he sound like Pickles The Drummer?
He pronounces things the same as people from the coasts but his cadence has a hint of upper Midwestern/rural Canada sing-songyness.
He's to based to be shamed.🥧