She keeps getting away with this shit

She keeps getting away with this shit

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Actually she has failed time and time again. Cursed child bombed both in book sales and theaters, and Fantastic beasts also flopped hard.

what the fuck is her problem?

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Because in the 90's she made a bland children's mystery series about average British kids that turned into one of the most notible bestsellers in modern history with millions of fans worldwide. The problem to Rowling is that she is ONLY known for that series, and it's fame/popularity wanes overtime as it's fans become older and it gets relegated to the same space that Warhammer 40K and Doctor Who (right now) are.
She is trying desperately to gain attention back to the series by any means necessary.

This one is true tho.
If you actually read Harry Potter, you are gay.

Thats the only one that she is 100% on the money...also the ones where they have circlejerks

She's right, Harry Potter is for faggots

Do you recall when she wrote a book under a pseudonym a couple years back? It completely tanked, but then it "leaked" that she actually wrote it.

It's crazy how all this shocking news comes out on April 1.

>little sister slowly turning into big nerd like me
Help I want her to have actual friends in high school. What do I do?

>Yeah so my characters just can't stop having kinky sex in my childrens novels

It's not wrong for an author to talk about their book.

We got a brainiac over here

Fantastic Beasts was SUPER BORING

These jokes aren't funny

Fuck that old hag, but the memes are good I guess

That's fine and all, but when is she going to do some milf porn?

How long before she goes fully off the deep end and just makes everyone in the book a gay furry?

>Warhammer 40k
>bland has-been
I take offense at that. As a fa/tg/uy, the grim darkness of the far future has never been more popular.

Teach her how to suck dick.

April 1st gets so tiresome so very quick.🙁

One shot "wonder"

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>Sexuality is a spectrum in the wizarding world, and labels don't exist.
>Lucius and Draco had an intense sexual experience, and it wasn't gay or incestuous, just beautiful.

>written by FILLOP RAO
>anagram for APRIL FOOL
this would be an instant tell 15 years ago but now every asshole on the internet has some retarded ethnic name