Sorry to interrupt, but I've been informed that a few low-score viewers have snuck inside the theater. As you know...

Sorry to interrupt, but I've been informed that a few low-score viewers have snuck inside the theater. As you know, you must have a score of at least 500 points to attend this premium screening.
Please present your scorecard immediate.

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No-no! This is the end for me! I'll be sent to the popcorn mines for sure! Unless, of course, I can get enough likes before it's too late...

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>only 500
They're just letting anyone use this theater now?

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK NO SINGLES POLICY

It's the degradation of society

>500 points
My word they'll let any riffraff in these days

*ahem*

how can anyone expect the 500 plebs to be able to appreciate art when they can't even post skeletons

...

Pls no bully Robert

You will never catch me alive!

Come at me bro

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ANONS YOU GET POINTS FOR GIVING LIKES TOO! GIVE OUT AS MANY LIKES AND POST AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!!!

...

Don't worry Robert I'm good.

screw the rules, I have money

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>mfw people say they’re 500+ but don’t show their card♨️

Right away Robert.

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GET EM ROBERT

>has enough likes
>breaks the policy anyway
What did he mean by this

robert, my friend, surely you can spare a like?

You get them for replies and the amount of posts your thread gets if you are the OP

NOOOOO! IT'S NOT FAIR! I JUST WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE!

Reminder that anyone that doesn't have all the perks is a scorelet

Still a long way to go to get skelly

my falcon has over 500 points i-is that ok?

For me its the forest of perpetual anxiety

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and for giving and getting likes too.

oh sh*t

i work here dumb nigger

can the usher please do something about these uppity scorelets? I simply cannot enjoy my movie with them being near me

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Chaotic neutral

Juked

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And just what is your score, user?

What the fuck is this shit? I just woke up/

I thought this was a dinoposting only screening?

imagine grinding temporary 4channel points...

Imagine being under 200

fuck you NIGGER

>imagine grinding temporary 4channel points...
Imagine being insecure enough to use showscore, easily the most pleb of all of the perks, while trying to act superior KEK

Yeah, no. I value my privacy.💢

I'm afraid you'll have to come with me, sirs... To the popcorn mines.

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whats going on lads

Rolled 1 (1d6)

3 or less and you go back to sleep

Don't worry bro I liked your comment!

i was busy

onsen

hehehe whaaaaaat? who would do something like robert? thats craaaaaazy.

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Actually seeing the movie is against the rules of Yea Forums

T-trust me guys, I have a high score! Just look at my dino perk!!

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*my falcon swoops down and steals your points*

............. heh .........

Thanks bro, liked yours back. If anyone above 500 likes my comment and replies back, I'll like theirs back. Gotta keep old money strong

:stopmusic:

Nothing

it's a typo sir

hands free fapping

Fuck the police I'm staying

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROBERT I PAID GOOD CRYPTO FOR THIS SEAT YOU CAN'T DO THIS

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

This is trash compared to last years BASED April Fool's joke.

Team Peep for life

Oh yeah? Nigger!

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Can I stay in the kinoplex, Robert?

tr3yway nigga

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b-but i booked these seats weeks in advance. can you look the other way, robert?

>doesn't have every perk
No, scorelet.

>onsen
onsen♨️

Sir, your popcorn is ready.

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haha ill suck your dick if you let me stay

wow! she cute

Then help me get the skellington

thank you m'am. how would you like to enjoy this movie with me by sitting beside me and holding my hand?❤️

haha I'm breaking the movie theater law and likes bounce off me!

Thank you, Robert's wife.

Please let me stay...

LET A NIGGA IN

come on robert, can't you cut me a break?
I promise to make it worth your while if you know what I mean

robert please, we're friends...

But Robert, I asked for strawberry milk, not chocolate!

Oh fuck !!! I can't go back to the crab leg factory. Only (You) can help me, user. Please !

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👌

will I get to 1000?

guys i need some more likes, I'm poor

Lmao. Likes are literally FREE, just pass em my way lads

Robert pls don't... i'm mostly a lurker

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Don't give these people likes. Give me likes instead

Please let me stay robert, I thought we were friends🙁

Robert please...

like for like my friend

Rolled 17 (1d100)

Look Robert lets make a deal, Odd number I go
Even I stay and you bring my goddamn crab legs

Like for like with me as well laddie

smiley

Robert please you already let me get past the no singles policy.

Like my comment if you're a baj

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Can't Robert just like everyone? Surely his likes go for double.

K

CAn I come

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This guy is jewish, give me likes instead

LIKE FOR LIKE. LIKE MY POST AND REPLY TO MR FOR A LIKE BROSKIS

Half Jewish

I-I swear I had mine with me just this morning Robert. I had 800, 900 likes even!

>that'll be 20 likes sir, plus tip

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Fuck you, nigger.

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>9 points

oh nonono

keep the change, robert

Based Robert, his soul is attuned to kino

Oh... oh my

You wouldn't happen to have change for a dice+1d100, would you? I'm afraid I don't have anything smaller

I see, so that's how it is.

Testing123

Score limit be damned, I have a Rare RobertTM!

now step aside, before I get my falcon involved...

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>animetard is a likelet
pottery

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test post pls ignore

FINALLY I AM BECOME SKELETON

I will not ignore

cream team master race
fuck p**ps

the hardest score to maintain is 0, fucking plebs

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>2
wew

NOOOOOOO DON'T KICK ME OUT ROBERT PLEASE

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You'll never catch me Robert.

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