Today I will remind them

Her name is Bryce Salad Howard

>tfw we could have had BDH's ass in tights on an IMAX screen

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Imagine BDH in this outfit. Fuck Disney.

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it's BSH (Bryce Salad Howard
not BDH.

enjoy

>we could have had this angel faced beauty as captain marvel
>instead we got captain fungus

ARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE
I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

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Brie a cute! A CUTE!

She would have been so much better

Haha I bet she ripped all her clothes if she even moved an inch. I mean look at those rolls lmao wouldnt it be funny if she just RIPPED her shirt and pants lol

She's a ugly whooa

>today I will remind them that I read clickbait

Someone please post that pastebin with all the stories about how BDH and Christina are your moms.

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Why did they pick such a charisma sink?

because feige is an idiot

cocks

Shut up and post the webm of her running the with sweaty tits already

They got lucky that Captain Marvel came out with zero competition for two weeks, otherwise it would have been a bomb had it been a summer or winter movie.

Yuo shud tha fugg upp :D :D

>He was the first one to ever stand up to me like that on such an important matter. He had to be made right then and there.

She's an Oscar winner and friends with Chris Evans who recommended her

How fitting that Room was about an evil white man who locked her up. She probably thinks it really happened.

who?

>no mommycapekino

Now we know who to cast as Moonstone

You have no idea what I found in a video of hers. You have no idea what I'm going to bring to Yea Forums

Jannies have tried to stop me. Mods have tried to stop me. But I WILL be back and I WILL bring this gift to Yea Forums

Based and secret data pilled.
Have a like and godspeed user.

When your team kills the Menace👌

>wanting captain mombutt

Can we get her to be Black Cat in the MCU instead?

Any more of this?

give it to harriet, 42

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>
the way her mountains of ass flesh strain and bulge through the threads of fabric as if bursting with fertility, her ass craving to escape it's confinements and just pop open with a jiggly "k-thunk" as it flops out and the cheeks clap together like a pair of squishy moist tambourines. And my erect penis is there to greet it's rise from the levis, it's birthing into freedom, my rock hard cock burries itself between those alabaster cheeks with the force of a pneumatic fleshy drill and paradise is reborn in the resulting orgasm.

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I DON'T BELIEVE IT

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digusting fake tits, do not want

Jesus christ, she's fucking hot.

FUCK YOU DISNEY

mmmmore

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Here's that in motion

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>Captain Mommy

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Thanks user

>a-user what do you mean I got the part yaaay
>smothers you for hours
You are like little mum watch this

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>user what do you mean your not into big women?
>ufuufuuu (coos softly) come here

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It should've been Debicki, end of the story

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So who reports these threads? Incels or fags?

Her butt sticks out further than her boobs, it's amazing

pastebin.com/aNwD0Tt7

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His greatest masterpiece

AHHHHHHHHH

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Is there anything this woman can't do?

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Pucker up buttercup

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Fuck every single hater on this board. YOU WILL LOSE YOU CANNOT BEAT THE POWER OF MOMMY

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Wew

I thought the cup said "big boobs" for a minute

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

nah

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>we will never see Emily Blunt as Captain Marvel

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Why would they cast the emotionless Cheese McFootFungus instead of either of these two

SKEET SKEET

I want her. GOD DAMN IT I WANT HER

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OH LAWD

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SHE COMIN

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She's so ugly

This makes me sad
(why aren’t my perks working?)🙁

I could totally satisfy her in bed.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

hella fr**gin based

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I want to fuck her. Then, when I come too early and go instantly soft she tries to console me and tells me we can try again anytime I want. GOD SHE'S PERFECT

>zipper right on her butt

UNF

Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
I like them big, I like them chunky
(Chunky)
I like them big, I like them plumpy
(Plumpy)
I like them round, with something, something
(Something)
They like my sound, they think I'm funky
(Funky)
My name is Moto Moto, yeah, say it
Say it, girl, Moto, Moto
Say it again, Moto, Moto
I'm nice and smooth, so nice and sassy
(Sassy)
None of the hippo's here
Don't wanna get next to me
I like them chunky
Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
I like them hippos, their skin no white
(Their skin no white)
I like the attitude, I like their style
(I like their style)
The way they walk, walk, the way they talk
(The way they talk)
I like the whatever appetite
They eat a shark, shark
And when the dog barks
(Woof, woof)
They eat them too
I love every inch, oh, yes I do
I like them chunky
Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy
Ain't nothing wrong with loving chunky
(Chunky)
I like them funny, I like them spunky
(Spunky)
I like them witty, I like them smart
(With brains)
Girl, I like your big
(What you say?)
Your big ol' heart, what?
Girl, your're crazy, she drive me crazy
(Crazy)
I love my lady, she nice and shapely
(Shapely)
She nice and spacey, take so much space up
Like a big ol' space ship, yeah so gracious
It's all in the way she move
It's all in the way she move
It's all in the way, it's all in the way
It's all in the way she move
Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
Ain't nothing wrong
(Chunky)
Ain't nothing wrong with lovin' chunky
(Chunky)
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy

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Even the logo changed when she sit that butt in that tiny chair ohhh that chair is not tiny her butt is fucking huge.

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>goes instantly soft
How? With a woman like this, I think I'd suffer from "swollen dick syndrome"

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Based.

The shame of not being able to meet her standards. It's not my fetish, I just want her to take care of me.

Your wish is my command! I will be there shortly to kill you! Hopefully quantum immortality is real and you wake up in a universe where you are married to BDH and she's Captain Marvel and she wears the uniform for kinky sex.

It's okay user, there's no way my dick would last more than 5 minutes in this breeding trap.

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Today I will remind them.

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Brie is a square faced cunt. If her opinions weren't shit we could possibly looked passed that.

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>ywn rub her tummy🙁

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Please user make this real I NEED IT
No matter how you look at her ass, it's just perfect. No matter the angle, the clothes she's wearing, the lighting
>butt not phat enough
Nice try
Unffff

Maybe the rear view will change your mind.

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>even the cameraman couldn't take it and came

Holy sheiiiiiittt

Brehs...

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act

moar

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Who is this? Any more?

I need name. Now. I'm about to get a buttplug for the girlfriend and I'm surely going to put her to do this.

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>just imagine that hand as your penis (or any part of your body really)

Such a perfect being

I'm imagining hand on penis

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>hating brie
>hating her godly body

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She looks like the kind of cheap whore drug addicts would hire in the 50's. Get out

>godly body

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wipe properly

is that marie mccray?

Writer of these here! I'm thinking I might try and write something in time for Mother's Day. Anyone have any suggestions?

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based

Just fat

Haven't had a gander at what you have written, but a nice Vacation might be in order. Could fit in an exotic side actress if so inclined. Classic lotion scene maybe a room/bed snafu.

do you only do mommy stuff or redhead stuff in general?

💢

just mommy stuff for now, but I'm open to other actresses

Marvel are shit at casting women. Fungus feet, trogdaya, Tessa trogson... ugly ugly ugly.

madelaine petsch

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post the one of her trying to eat the apple

write something where its a dominant woman forcing a guy to live with her and call her mommy even though she isn't actually his mom, thats the hottest and isn't incest

>and isn't incest
What kind of circus do you think I'm running here?

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m-more milk pls, a nice breastfeeding scene with limited other sexual activity feels so nice and safe and warm

I like the sound of that

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Imagine the possibilities

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Like this post if you're a tits guy

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Like this post if you're an ass guy

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hell yeah brother

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what about a cousin?

based!

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good luck

My kind of thread.

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Underrated

Do the needful sirs and provide with sauce plox

pics and short videos like these are so much better than her actual videos

MOMMY

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>Like x69

you go champ

wider! bigger! i want her to get stuck in doorways

Based and cumpilled