ITT we get our fortunes

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will working out and getting /fit/ get me a gf?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Will any of the posters in this thread ever have sex or romantic companionship from this point forward.

Liking this post will cancel the above fortune

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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No need to get a fortune check, I already know that my luck is at max. Any time, any day

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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showscore

sneed

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

based♨️

honestly fuck niggers

Will I become Bane?

gib godly luck pls

Your fortune: Godly Luck

actually based

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

checked and checked

I haven't reached that powerlevel yet.

The UN wants to criminalized fictional drawings aka loli, will be pass through law?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

check mine

it's okay user, we can do the fortune for you

Your fortune: Good Luck

I bet this is going to work.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

fortune doesn't work with showscore so I don't use it

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anons I can't afford to do fortunes yet, please help I need to know what'll happen to me...

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feed and sneeded

c'mon please i could really use a lucky break

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

how do i into fortune?

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giving you a fortune and expecting a Like! in return, buddy
don't double cross me on this one.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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like this

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck

O' FORTUNA

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Did anyone figure out the amount of point sneeded for each perk?

based

Your fortune: Bad Luck

These fortunes seem weird but I will do my best to see them through.

.🐿

I haven't unlocked my fortune yet. This is the closest thing I have to that.♣️

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Will I ever get a gf?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

am i going to get a smol asian gf anytime soon?

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fuck forgot the option. rerolling.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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will i live a happy life?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

the best I can do it "animal"

>not unlocked fortune
it's not fair bros AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I WANNA HAVE A HUGE ONE

what does animal do anyway🐮

No you pedo.

Will I get my penor touched this month ?

some people have unlocked the brick icon, i can't even see it💯

L-lewd💔

nigger

rolling

So, I'm going to be on this stupid site all day trying to unlock stupid achievements?

WTF is "onsen" even?♨️

ayyy, ohhhh

a

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

will i get a job

Your fortune: Outlook good

Test my unlocked perk

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>tfw not enough upboats to unlock fortunes🙁

Thank you kings

Let me show you how it's done.

Will I get a girl with a face like Emma Roberts and a brapper like Anna-Sophia Robb?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

will i make a frend

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Heres some help my friend!

lemme run that through the mainframe

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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hah dum dum🐸

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Give me fortune

Will I get a gf within this year?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

will i make it through college?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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showscore

Will I kill all niggers and jannies

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>tfw haven't unlocked fortune perk yet

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How do I fortune

Will I get that scholarship?

oh no no no look at this dude

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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+1🐸

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Okay let's see what I get

... oh

Pls

Will these anons ever get fortune ability?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

do you have a Yea Forums gold account?

Give me likes

Test😃

What is my fortune?

Should I get out of bed?

Will I unlock Dino today

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Now I got it

Like and I will share my good luck with you

Yes or no?

Am I a big guy?

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will i stop being a neet

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

That doesn’t answer my fucking question
Will I unlock Dino today

Your fortune: Average Luck

Fuck you❤️

Give me a fortune!

Am i too late to do hip and cool fortunes/emojis?
#fortune

>mfw all these scorelets who can’t into fortune

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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I won't kill myself this year

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

#fortune
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:joy:

Will I finally get a job?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>Satan posting GIFs in the current year

Good one, I need to know this too. The last amount of my money is almost gone

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>tfw can't into fortune
pls halp

THIS IS IMPORTANT

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Will this post get likes?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>not liking the dark lords repeating integers💢

NO PLEASE FUCK OFF HIROSHIMOOT I NEED TO KNOW

Your fortune: Godly Luck

k

test

Planning to end my life soon desu

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Checked!😂

I don't get it

🌈

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I gave you a like scorelet friend I hope you find happiness💜

I dont need a luck, I'm not some bigger

Roll?

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I'm a scorelet who can't do fortunes yet :(

To all the fortunelets ITT:

Your fortune: Outlook good

david lunch

youtube.com/watch?v=qouCwQsha3c

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I don't know what's going on!

showscore

how the fuck does this shit work

blessed✔️

Checked!🍡

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Should I keep going? Is it worth it?

Your fortune: Outlook good

showscore

lets go

How do I make this fortune thing work?

based👌

I dont have it unlocked yet :(

what is 2019 giving me?

>t. Newfriend
Read the FAQ, and lurk more!
please like me for trying to help new fags

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gf?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

*

I'm gonna help you user

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

praying

✔️

Am I going to die alone.

Thanks fren.

showscore

Hmh??

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Will my points mean anything after today? Is gathering them a futile effort?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Your fortune: Godly Luck

Will I get a gf this year, please help me

>My Fortune: Pathetic Anons will Like This Post, and call you "Based"

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I've been upgraded♨️

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I can't get my fortune

how much points for fortune

200, I think. Here's a like to help you get there

Your fortune: Outlook good

how to get fortune pls help frens

acquire enough points and then fortune in options fren

FUCK NIGGERS.

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Will I better myself?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

AHEM, I SAID FUCK NIGGERS. FUCK KIKES AND FUCK JANNIES TOO.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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TELL ME REEEEEEEEEE

Your fortune: Bad Luck

can I ever get a gf?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Well shit. Will I at least be happier?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

How?

Your fortune:

SHAMONE whats mine

>Your fortune: Average Luck
Average for you, or average for the general population?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

I would guess Good luck if I could use fortune

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based

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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What is my fortune, oh great swami?

hope it works out well for me.

This is your fortune.

Your fortune: Good Luck

will my pizza be good

Your fortune: Godly Luck

How do I give likes?

>not 200 yet
AAAAAAAAAH GIVE ME LIKES SO I CAN BE PART OF THE FORTUNE CLUB, HELP ME

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will i have a bad day at work today and will my pizza suck

Should I get day drunk or nah?

Your fortune:

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

What do my chances look like for escaping NEETdom?

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oh shit

Will I ever get good sleep?

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Reroll

thank you lad😃

divination is of Satan

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

I wouldn't eat that pizza if I were you♨️

good luck fren

My fortune is non-existent.

have this one

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Party time!

have another one friend

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Thanks to you all, hope my fortune gives you a good monday

Your fortune: Outlook good

Will I become a big guy?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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will she leave me?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

pls gib

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Will i get a good job?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

will I ever get a girlfriend?

Your fortune: Average Luck

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have a like, fren

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will i get gf

Will I get my shit together this year?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

AIDS?✔️

ty, fren

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Fart

Fucking tell me

Thanks again people💯

I WIN

Respond to the post to receive a loan of 1 like, to be paid back with interest.

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fuck you

Your fortune: Average Luck

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will I get dubs?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Will I get a big titty jewish gf?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

nice brapper, i want to sniff it

have a like my brother😃

T

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What will mine be?

ayyyy lmao

#fortune

gimme mine

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

someone do mine

123

will tomorrow be good?

Your fortune: Outlook good

How do I do that?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

>BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….

based and brappilled

How well will tomorrow interview go

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

will the simpsons ever end?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Fuck an average nigger. Check this luck.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

no

I wonder what my fortune is

Your fortune: You get tons of likes and everybody laughs at your posts and your waifu loves you forever

Wow would you look at that

Your fortune: Dubs

Gib likes so I can fortune frens.
youtube.com/watch?v=TYYW_WwYHuM

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if good luck give me likes and (You)'s

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

What's in store for me?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

bless me gook moot

I cant do fortunes yet.❌

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Let me do it for you friend

Your fortune: Average Luck

Help me get this perk frens

thanks fren

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Do I look like i have fortune

Fortune: everybody walk the dinosaur

>tfw no perks

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You've got showscore :^)

Fortune?

There you go

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

somebody ask if I can get a gf

I do!

kek, doomed from the start

santa testing

Like this post to get my fortune

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

joy😂

one of you guys roll for me, okay?

Dear God, will my benis ever find the insides of a bagina?

Your fortune: Good Luck

Here you go user

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

I WANT A FORTUNE DAMNIT♦️

I want to roll my fortune but how? :(

How does this work?

Type “fortune” in options

fortune ?

Attention 4channelers

Like this post and receive 1 free "niggers suck" bumper sticker!

*After liking the post, enter your mother's credit card number, 3 digits on the back, and the expiration date

Act quickly while supplies last!

here's your fortune
all I ask in return is a like, my fellow tvbro

Your fortune: Average Luck

Wait a second, that's exactly how I got my Minion name on Facebook!

thanks pal

fuck niggers

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

I think that might be a bit more literal for you, user❤️

i give everyone who likes and answers this post a fortune

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Fucking kek

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gimmie

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Will I lose my virginity ?

Let’s see it...

OH FORTUNA BLESS ME WITH SACRED DUBS

user...I...

Your fortune: Outlook good

Money?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Will she say yes?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

forgot to ask my fortune

Your fortune: Good Luck

Please hiro💯

is my girlfriend faithful to me

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

I wish I was big

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Are we all gonna make it?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>good luck
digits inbound

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>Outlook
COPE

Looks like you're getting audited. Congratulations.

this is gay

Pls not the nigger

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Let's tempt fortune, shall we?

Will we ever get back together?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Why didn’t I get a fortune?

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tfw still no fortune💔

gib me likes

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Will I figure out how to have my fortune told?

you're a likelet

Your fortune: Average Luck

I don't have it unlocked🙁

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Type fortune in options when you post. If you don't get a fortune, you don't have enough points yet.

here you are, friend

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Will I ever get a gf

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Test

#fortune

Fortune

Skeleton

I'm happy for you, fren

Will the dating game become more even and less slutty/dishonest?

Apparently I have 6 of these
Reroll

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