Movies for this feel?

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for me, it's Brett Bassinger.

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My dick doesn't even go past the top of the lid.

Brett's a boy's name

>not watching porn and jerking off at the same time

>pooping
>get chub from the poop pushing on your prostate

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fuck off, just like my post faggot

Falling Down

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I have a secret that I've never told anyone so here goes:
For about five years, I've been standing on my toilet seat and squatting to do a shit. I can't believe it's not more commonplace, it is so much better than shitting while sitting.

Shame

Oh, you’re taking a poopoo? Me too.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPAAPAPPAPOPOOOPOOOPOPOOPOOPPPOOPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOPOOPOOOPOOOOOPAPAPAPAAAAABBBBBBRAAAPAPAPAPAPAPOPOAOOPAOOOOPOOOOOOPOOOOOOOFRRRRRRRTTTAAAAAPOOOOOOMPFBLOARFPAPAPAPOOOPOOOSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKPOOPAAAPOOOOOBRAPPPPPOOPOOPO

oh no OH NO MORE URK AARK

BRRRRRACACACAACACACACACRABPOOPOAAPAOPAOAOPAOOOOOBOOMPOOOMPBLOORFPPPRAAAAPPPPPPRACACACACRABPOOOPOOBLOORFPFOOPBOOPFBLAAARGGGPOOMPPOOPEEOOPOOMPF

OHHH OH FUCK

pulls up pants
walks away

probably capeshit

your picture made me incredibly uncomfortable

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Anyone else dip the toilet paper before you wipe?

I spit on my toilet paper before wiping.

>pee
>poop
>dab dick with tp
>wipe ass
Proper wipe, lad.

Looks artificial.

Lol🙁

>toilet paper
I wash my ass with shampoo

>tfw you realize your dick has been touching the front of the bowl for years

Fuck yeah OP, I play solitaire too when sitting on the shitter

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I usually also pee when I poop and use tp to dab the tip of my penis to suck up any remaining pee there. That dampens the tp somewhat so I just use it to wipe my bottoms clean

When my flaccid peepee is big I hover above my own toilet because I can't stand touching the bowl with my dick.
Also I put a ton of paper to avoid water splashing.
And I stand back when flushing.

Can I get a pity like ?🙁

Just buy Baby wipes. You're allowed to use it as an Adult too

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I dip my poo in the water then shove it back up and let it slide out again. I call it the poo slide.

based

holy shit you are me

have accidentally pissed between the seat and the bowl without realising and soaked my trousers before (in a public toilet)🙁

Checked✔️

ok👌

You're not me

tell me how to do it
:O

nm I got it

In the reply window click "Perks" next to the "Options" field.
You may not have unlocked anything yet though

First you gotta post an ancient meme❌

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