How can I maximize my chances of my mean twitter comment reaching a celebrity?

How can I maximize my chances of my mean twitter comment reaching a celebrity?

How many of these rich & famous singers & actors do you think read their twitter replies?

I know I would have to send it as soon as they post something.

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Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* unf

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>you will never impregnate this woman
anyone know where to find women that look similar to her

Have you checked your local home depot?

*eyes pop out of sockets* AWOOGA, AWOOGA!

ahem, you look quite lovely.

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She has really lovely ass

Forgot pic

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Verified twatter account have a special feature and they basically filter all non verified account comments.

Wow, that's pathetic.
I guess I can only bully z listers.

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Not necessarily true. I got banned from twitter for bullying Patton Oswalt. If you manage to engage enough people (by writing something that lots of other people like/share/comment on), your engagement factor will be high enough that the celeb could see it. The key is getting other people to respond first.

Im dead. What did patton Oswall do to upset you?

Oswalt commented on some news article where Melania wasn't holding Donald Trump's hand. He said something to the tune of "HAHAHAHA She fucking hates him!" So I told him "Your wife hated you so much she fucking killed herself."

more rachel cook please

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Tell me you've made a new account since then.

Based as fuck.

edgy!

how much of an easy life does she have thanks to men compete for her pleasure?

Not sure if many people will believe me, but here it is anyway.. I used to troll Eliza Dushku back when she first started a twitter account. It was a daily thing insulting her. I sent things like ''fat ugly no tits'', ''boooooo'' and ''small pussy'' among other things. I did it so much that I got her attention and she replied to me calling me out on my name. I loved that she replied, acknowledging me and the next day she even DM'ed (private messaged) me basically calling me out that i'd never fuck her, taste her or suck her tits included with a pic of her pussy covered by her middle finger. Ever since then, something changed. I became her number one fan. Deleted all my previous comments and started praising and advocating her work, even leaving comments on her pieces she submits to magazines under her real name, praising those and getting her work out too. Afew months later after noticing my changed attitude she sent another DM, this time it was her fully pussy with no middle finger with two words ''Good boy.'' I jacked off right then and there, not at her amazing pussy but the words ''good boy'' believe it or not. So, anons, if you think i'll just sit here and let you cunts insult her with no reason, you can get fucked you fake bastards, get a life, a job, and a girlfriend of your own you virgin pricks.

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Threaten them. Me and a friend once got Phillip Schofield to post a pic of a squatting slav because we threatened to brick his mother's head in.

based

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I will never EVER fuck a girl like this

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HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

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