Sopranos general

>supposed to be a virgin NEET loser
>has sex with at least three qt3.14s through the course of the series

what did he do right?

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HULLOH

IM HEAH FOR THE MASURYJAB

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Reminder that Janice was the protagonist not Tony.

NEVER
STOP
BELIEVIN'

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Because ending a long time series is hard, and Chase did the right thing trying to strike a compromise between the "happily ever after" and "everyone dies" camp.

>I mean...Don't you like me?

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chrissy was the protagonist🙁

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I got no spleen, Gene!

Was she even real puss?

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You see Chase was a brilliant writer by having Tony yell about food in every episode. This is why Sopranos was a great show.

he can't even be a robot properly

EH TON'

>before and wayyyy before

Our true like rank
has yet
to reveal itself

only because you posted puss

Did Ralph cook that horse alive?

What do you think if tony went to see dr crane and don’t leave after one visit?

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>tfw vito gets a little nod about his weightloss but no one cares bobby lost a lot of weight

s1-great
s2-really great
s3-still great
s4-going down
s5-getting desperate
s6-pleb tier filler trash

THE ROOF IS SOFT TAH

This, season 2 improved upon 2 and 3 rode on season 3's high, but season 4 focuses on a lot of minor characters and doesn't manage to introduce any new good ones. Season 5 and then 6 could've used an entire rewrite.

This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:

>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

We all talk about that weird scene where Phil turned into a house, but nobody talks about this scene, where Tony also turned into one

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those are my fuckin' routes

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Is this leather jacket soprano approved

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best episode checking in

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bros what episode in s6 is it where tony walks in on AJ laughing at his computer and looks at him with disgust.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>ITS THA JACKEEET

Looks like it to me.

I'd wear it

I was really attracted to that stripper that got killed in that one episode

A) She was a hooah!
B) She hit me.

Kek

C) I was doin a lotta coke at the time.

Be rich and have an alpha dad that hooked him up with a job

Give me 1000 likes

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Shut up Ralphie you're dead. Also killing that horse was over the line

Christophah!

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Based Furio

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THE A) IS ENOUGH SAY NO MORE PAISAN

THERE'S NO WATER IN THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Would anyone disagree honestly?

she is so hot and cute

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I miss watching soprano. I used to make kraft mac and cheese but with ketchup. I'd pretend to be eating at the table with Tony and carm

Even the cast members agreed on the 20th anniversary reunion.

its a carmela and furio episode

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Vito wasn't actually gay, right?❌

He wants to fuck her?

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What the fuck did Furio even see in that old hag?

>implying season 6b is trash
pleb taste

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>muh dream episodes

hehehe

grass is always greener. carm was 2nd only to charmaine

>I lost my shoe :(

to be fair, Gino had that weight in the beginning. Bobby wore a fatsuit and actually GAINED weight as the show progressed

Ade, get the car and come get me! I don't know, I'm in some kind of M. C. Hammer shit.

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>best episode checking in

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FU-

Guys I always wanted to know
I cried a lot in this scene because it reminded me of my shaky relationship with my dad; am I a faggot?

He thought so.

>It's April Fool's day guys, it's a joke!

Be honest Yea Forums, did Vito take it too far? I mean he went to a gay bar and wore that costume for a silly April fools joke..

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he did it for the likes

not that a moolie would wear

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It was his medication

AYYY TONY, I PARKEDA DA LIKES OVAH DERE

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First half of season 3 is the peak

The anxiety of being a score-let can really push people to the edge, user

UP IN THE CLUB

UP IN THE CLUB

>McCarthyism
>Cold War
>Simple soldier who went through hell getting killed because Paulie is chauvinistic prick
>Half country believes in "russiagate"
If I wasn't Gary Cooper type, I would tell that it hurts, bros.

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UP IN THE CLUB

...

He doesn't look like an interior decorator and his apartment looks like shit

UP IN THE CLUB

AY TONE, WHERE THE FUCK WE ARE?

Rate my OC.

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end of season 2 is peak