Someone please tell me how to have sex.
Someone please tell me how to have sex
Brandon Campbell
Brayden White
Only if you like my post first
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Levi Allen
step 1, get to 1000 likes
step 2, post a spooky skeleton,
step 3, batten down the hatches because a storm of pussy will soon be upon you
Julian Ramirez
you give me a like and I'll fuck you up
shut up faggot fishing for likes I'm at 0 right now
Isaiah Torres
must at least have 20 likes for women to fuck you.🙁
Brandon Davis
HAVE SEX INCEL
Andrew Allen
Rolled 6 (1d6)
you need likes
Xavier Anderson
Based and spookpilled
Gavin Gomez
Yikes! You're not going to get very far with that attitude
Ryan Long
I got more than that though and i'm still incel.
is this true?
Josiah Phillips
Rolled 11 (1d100)
have sex 99
Landon Ward
put benis in bagina
Jeremiah Moore
I dont know how. Tell me now and stop insulting me;.
Josiah Barnes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your fortune: Average Luck
Colton Moore
ATTENTION ALL INCELS
If you're watching this, I have a recipe to get rid of your incel feelings.
1. Make a chad profile and flirt with your crush. Get her to be a whore for you.
2. Hire a barely legal hooker with a drug addiction. Pound her hole hard. Punish her. I know this isn't "authentic", but it's part of the process.
3. Go out one night a few towns over and assault a woman and run.Just go up to a woman walking alone at night, punch her in the head and kick her in the ribs.
4. Find an old hooker who looks like your Mother. Spend the first half kissing her (yes, kiss that filthy hook) and making soft love. Spend the second half choking and pounding her. Make her take it.
5. Masturbate to a snuff (simulated is okay) film.
6. Cry
7. Don't browse Yea Forums for 2 weeks. Go to the gym.
8. Find a woman and spit in her face, then grope her. Continue the gym.
9. Buy a knife and stab a chad two states away, run. Continue the gym.
HEALED!
Andrew Kelly
test♥️
Caleb Sanders
You pee in her belly button then the stork delivers a baby.
Alexander Ward
Put your pee pee in your mom pussy haha
Ryder Diaz
put benis in vaginer :D :D
Logan Roberts
Follow pretty girl into the bathroom and show her your penis while she is on the toilet
Blake Howard
Thats a lot of work. Is this really what everyone does to have sex?
Jordan Bennett
You have to
Logan Phillips
Yes
Josiah Scott
>find grill
>have her give blowie joeys to lube it up
>put benis in vagoo
>??????
>PROFIT
Jack Collins
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Christopher Nelson
Sounds like good advice to me
Your fortune: Average Luck
Lincoln Peterson
Frend i have acquired the sex freel free to take some for urself
Ian Wright
What does pusy taste like bros
Andrew Young
salty bags of sand
Gabriel Mitchell
You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
Camden Collins
salty coins and milk
Juan Thomas
Skin, estrogen and salt. But if she's dirty, a hint of piss.
Robert Perez
Rape is by far the simplest way.
Austin Rivera
How do I rape?
Gabriel Howard
MURDER ME
Levi Brown
have sex
Cooper Bell
first you gotta learn how to rhyme and have rhythm, also be black
Jordan Jones
Clever post but it's already been done. No like for you sweetie.
Ian Parker
Zip ties, faraday cage for their phone and fitness tracker, a secluded building etc.
Jordan Morris
back to discord tranny
Brandon Turner
H A V E
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YOU INSUFFERABLE VIRGINE NIGGER
Easton Nelson
based
David Hall
To quote Jez from Peep Show: "It's just like porn, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard-on, and I want to cry."
Ian Green
Insert ponos in vagoo❤️