>ron and harry sneak into the girls dorm
>pick a girl
>cast petrificus totalus
>drag her to the girls bathroom
>rape her while myrtle watches
>cast obliviate
>cast fetus delteus
I can't believe they got away with that scene
/hpg/ - harry potter general
Logan Gonzalez
Jose Perry
what was the best era of Watson and why was it the short hair era
Leo Rogers
Because you're a closet homosexual and having boyish hair on a woman with a boyish figure excites you
Angel Phillips
long hair used to be a male hair style, maybe you're the closet homo if the only thing keeping you straight is meaningless social signals
Liam Garcia
And long hair was always a female style, poofter
Dominic Myers
She's so pretty and yet we all know she was that annoying girl at school no one liked
Jaxon Wright
>Books say boys can't enter the girl's bedroom, but the girls can enter the boy's.
>Girls do most of OP's plan to the Harrys and Malfoys of the school
>Get pregnant and keep it
>Force said Wizards to give up their Gringotts vaults in child support payments
>Have them thrown in Azkaban if they try to run with their money
How powerful!
Owen Mitchell
SNEED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nolan Murphy
dullest thread on Yea Forums
Connor Jackson
Like all women, Emma looked best when she was 17.
Josiah Morgan
I find short hair emma very sexy
Easton Taylor
>tfw no bully gf that screams mudblood at you during sex
why live
Isaiah Gutierrez
They could have a hardocre orgy scene at the end of each movie; it wouldn't change the fact that this is still one the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Cooper Gomez
Based
Jackson Price
fucking amateurs
>boys stay in their dormitory
>they draw straws
>loser gets to drink polyjuice potion and turns into a hot slut
>gets passed around and fucked silly by the whole dormitory
>rinse and repeat every full moon
Jeremiah Hughes
more like every night
Jacob Howard
Jaxon Williams
her skin looks so soft. i love it
Grayson Green
When she was 11.
Michael Gonzalez
>tfw no slytdom gf🙁
Charles Diaz
das it mane
Owen Morgan
based and redpilled
Jayden Stewart
You're a fucking queer.
Gabriel Nguyen
And it was done 5 times as well.
Charles Johnson
haha imagine picking the short straw