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Literally me

Is this the thread where we pretend that we're kissless, handhold less virgins, who say things like "that feeling when no girlfriend", and post pictures of the feeling man?❤️

not at all fucked, and never will be

I have a below average dick size. The last I had sex with died.

eternally fucked
t. 4.5"

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Yeah we just pretend haha

damn and i thought my 6" pecker was a joke

This. I have a slightly above average dick size and solid girth, but the thing dies on me mid action at times.

>tfw 8 x 6 dick

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chick*

>tfw small dick
>go online for support and to find anything to give me hope
>every single reply always comes down to how girth is way more important so you'll be fine
>tfw they have no idea I'm also a girthlet

>tfw 6x4.2

the eternal penicl

How many times a day is excessive when it comes to masturbation?

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more than once
in fact, you should be thinking weekly, not daily

>tfw 6.5'' x 5.5''

According to statistics it a pretty good size. Never got to use it though :(

The female average is 7 inches, at least you got good girth

>tfw 2-3 times a day for 7 years straight

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I was led to believe that women had vaginas

b-but i'm not lying about those stuff user....

even the JAV actors are bigger than me

Because there are some problems to having a big dick. Like having to constantly rearrange yourself, dipping it into toilet water when you shit, can't go balls deep into some women because you bruise their cervix. That sort of thing.

Nice meme lmao

Where my 5.75x4.8” virgins at? Wil women laugh at my dick?

I can't believe one of the "problems" involves having a woman ready to have sex with you. What a fucking joke.

>halo reach
Are you kidding me? It's COD 2 or Halo 3, Reach was ass.

wrong

heh

Well beginner dildos are 6x5, you might get lucky with a virgin girl but otherwise your chanches are not good

Having to restrain yourself in a moments of pure passion puts a huge hamper on the passion.

Cringe, go back to the humblebrag subreddit LOL
stupid redditor

wow having a woman who totally loves you and wants your dick really sounds terrible

t.foreveralone dicklet

redditor cringe

Not true.
Dildos go as small as 3.5" in girth.
lovehoney.com.au/product.cfm?p=37282

why are beginner dildos so big?

I've been here since 04 you zoomer faggot. Maybe once you get over your own neurosis you'll get laid. I was khv until 24, you literally just have to try and bee yourself

Wrong
adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/dildo-sex-toys/realistic-dildos/sp-beginner-ding-dong-86503.aspx

>can't maintain a consistent erection
>if the girl is tight it can make sex very difficult, and sometimes not possible
>random boners are super noticeable, which is embarrassing

Dicks bigger than 8 inches are mostly just for show, having a 6 incher is far more practical

fucking dildo expert over here

>tfw 8 inch dick
All cute girls and homos like this post if you prefer real dicks

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Guys always say I have a thick cock before they pop my meat thermometer in their mouth

haha thank god for my small benis

I binged it.

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I'm pretty convinced that you only don't get laid if you don't try at all (or are very ugly)

then again I've only asked a girl out once and she said no, she was above my league though

NOOOOOOOOOO

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It really hurts finding the smaller dildos that are my size or bigger and reading the comments of the people saying how easy it is to take and how it's perfect for a start but we'll move on to something bigger soon. Suicide fuel.

He can get into cuckolding.

>dipping it into toilet water when you shit
are toilets shaped differently where you live? even if you had a huge dick your dick would touch the bowl before the water

>be insecure about small dong, think I'm tiny
>actually measure it and its 6 inches
holy shit lads

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shhh let him pretend

boo hoo

Kill yourself normalfaggot

Women don't care as much, don't obsess over it.

>The virgin 6 inch peepee Vs The Chad all American dong

cope

I don't think he's pretending, I've heard that line a few times

>I like the material because it is soft, yet firm. I dislike the size. I thought it would be just a little bigger. I have yet to get off from using this. I am new to using any kind of toy, and I am a virgin as well, and this just didn't do it for me.

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yeah I've heard that women aren't good at measuring

my same reaction

cope

>I've heard that line a few times
Yes, from larping teenagers who don't understand just how long a flaccid dick would have to be to touch the toilet water.

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Dice times 2 is your peepee size btw

Jesus Christ every review is trashing the size I can't take this

suicide fuel

Mine is 9 inches and my last gf was shocked. Sex was painful for her and she constantly bled afterwards. Sucks.

>make post in politics board
>somebody clicks your username and sees you're suicidally depressed because of your small dick

Forum accounts were a mistake.

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>Access denied
wut

>Says Halo Reach sucks
>Also likes any COD game

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aaa

Who cares about the woman's pleasure?

try alt + F4

Söyboys.

I feel like having a small dick is the worst thing that can happen to anyone
I can deal with being a 6'0 manlet and balding but fuck being a dicklet is literally a death sentence
Poeple will constantly make fun of you behind your back and lie into your face "size doesn't actually matter blablabalba"

Fuck this, I'll be out soon

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>tfw have to fold peepee to poopoo

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Absolutely pleb taste in vidya

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t. dicklet virgin that didn't play MW2 exclusively growing up like a real Chad

Reach was great you fucking pleb.
>inb4 "muh armor powers"
They were the natural gameplay evolution of Equipment. I bet you fell for armor lock baiters.

>women all say the size is disappointing
>positive reviews are from guys talking about how much their wife loves it

OH NO NO NO

CoD didn't start going to shit until brofare 2. Maps were good but perks, killstreaks and peer2peer servers were bullshit.

If you got a small dick, just don't show anyone and nobody will know, genius

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>I feel like having a small dick is the worst thing that can happen to anyone
Especially if you're a woman.

I looked at all the reviews of their other smaller ones and it's the same thing. Everyone saying it's too short or thin and can't pleasure them vaginally, or saying it's okay but wish it was longer. I'm literally about to kill myself.

Whoa wtf that closed my browser
NOT cool💔

Imagine being an Asian or Indian male, small dick AND ugly.

Reach was Bungie's magnum opus, absolutely GOAT game. I bet you turned it off after the credits rolled and missed the final mission.

People will know. Boners happen and if they're not visible people will assume you're a eunuch or dicklet.

>join trade game in Diablo II
>edgy necro asks how to dupe
>say alt + F4
>entire game empties

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>Boners happen and if they're not visible
How would they know you had a boner then?

Try to finish reading before tossing a (You) my way
>people will assume you're a eunuch or dicklet.

6.2 inches 5 inch girth
Am i gonna make it?

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You're retarded. Most people don't go walking around with erections, so no one would assume you have a tiny pecker just because they don't see a hard-on in your pants.

cope harder dicklet eunuch

So is this based dog, but that won't stop him!

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If you can get a girl to fuck you she isn't going to back out because you have a small dick. She might not fuck you again but you're good for at least once. Getting them to fuck you is the difficult part so good luck

What if she just laughs at my 2 incher? :(

Damn. I thought only nigger dicks could kill a bitch.

No one is gonna back out of fucking because of that.
However the perks that come from having a big cock will never be known to you, which is ok. They’re not known to most people.

Just go on HRT, it's not worth it at that point.

...

That's my fetish to have a girl laugh at my dick. Mine's 6 and 3/4 though. So it's not big enough to be admired or small enough to get laughed at. It's just painfully mundane. I wish I could have a chick accidentally see it when it's flaccid and cold though. HNNNNGGG

Just tell me the perks, I'm already killing myself today anyway so more self loathing won't hurt.

Tfw have a big dick but can only last a minute at best
I don't trust those pills that make you last longer either

>muh dick touches the water in the toilet sometimes thats such a problem

Cod4> mw2> blops > cod waw > cod 2

Seeing that shocked face on thots when you whack it out and they realise you're about to go balls deep in em with it

>have an underwhelming, little cock
>have a fetish where I like when qt grills make fun of me for my underwhelming, little cock
>have sex with qt grill for the first time
>request the she make fun of my underwhelming, little cock
>she’s too busy moaning to do it, can’t get the words out even when I ask her to
>actually disappointed

There’s hope for us all, lads. Just have her on top and thrust up into her. Even you can make a girl cum.

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>once

Gotta pump those numbers

by the time she sees your dick, how could you?

My dick doesn't go that direction

this

I can't imagine being as pathetic as you. It's really mind blowing to me that someone can that embarrassingly gay

American toilets have the water almost touching their asshole, it's disgusting

no
thank god im a grower, not a shower then

Rolled 6 (1d6)

bruising your gf's cervix isn't fun

Yeah you gotta drop the item first then alt f4

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>tfw fell for the Enigma drop trade scam

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My dick is as big as my thumb. I have already resigned myself to virginity. No amount of "be myself" can change this.

tfw all my non-homo male friends say i've got a huge cock and it's a shame i've never used it.

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me too
got a 3.5 inch penis. Its over before it even began bros

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Thots will tell their friends about you, because women are very chatty about sex.
One o erk of big dick is her thot friends will want you and you can use this to chain a potentially infinite combo if you’re good enough at it. I’m too autistic to fully utilize but I’ve gotten a combo of three one time.

test

Kys normalfaggot

>posting the edited chart

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/dino/

>14 inches is still enjoyable
how'd you figure

Even the original is fake bro

I have a 5” cock and have slept with multiple women. Some are definitely size queens and need a big dick to be satisfied, but not every girl needs an 8” donger and I’ve been in really happy relationships with my below average penis. To all dicklets out there you just gotta find the right girl for you. Unless you’re 4” or less, in that case just give up.

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>find the right girl
cope

I don't understand how five to five and a half inches don't have terrible percentages but you'll never see a girl even consider that size?

Finding condoms, stressing the importance of foreplay and lube but also bragging.