THE TWILIGHT ZONE 2019 IS OUT AND READY TO PIRATE!!

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IS IT TELEKINO? SEE FOR YOURSELF!

REMEMBER, THE TWILIGHT ZONE HAS ALWAYS BEEN FOR SJWS.

DISCUSS THIS SHOW YOU DOWNLOADED FOR FREE.

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fuck the twilight zone, couldn't pay me enough to torrent it

user has never seen a vagina

How many white people get murdered in it?

Instead of smoking in the intro he fucking vapes

Hundreds, user. "WHYMAN KEEPIN ME DOWN AHS GON GIT REPARATIONS" says the angry shadowman.

>the audience was never real
>the monster was white terrorists all along

there saved you 2 hours

No fucking way

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No thanks!

I'M GONNA GET FRIED CHICKEN AND GRAPE SODA
off the school lunch menu and replace it with healthier alternatives.

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where do i find this

Why do I keep seeing these? What a STUPID ASS FETISH

BTN and MTV have it. Coming soon to the public....

fpbp

Why is there an African American?

It's on the HDencode site and private trackers

thanks, I remember watching the black and white version as a kid, some episodes were quite the scare

Download this instead

The.Twilight.Zone.1959.S01.720p.BluRay.x264-aAF

stop genuflecting to sjws

Based and High Test♥️

The Twilight Zone has always been SJW.

Serling is a literal Jew

>'The Twilight Zone' is Back and That's a Very Good Thing

I though this was a meme, but a website just posted it

very impressionistic, also epilepsy

This is good, but kids on Yea Forums are too poisoned to watch it objectively.

60's postwar liberalism =/= contemporary cultural marxism.

>nigger zone
no thanks. americans and jews are shit

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>gave up his God-chosen status
What did he mean by that?

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>Skinhead in the first episode

>This is good
prove it

Genes are genes m8. All jews pollute the gene pool.

How do I get the show?

Does anyone have a link to watch it?

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HDencode has it

Thanks for the site.

Remember that episode where the government says that the Christian dude is obsolete and executes him? How very sjw

Proof it's real

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>plane in 2nd episode is going to Israel

The Jew zone

Thanks OP, I'm a pleb so I'll still have to wait for a bit though

I've seen this chick like 5 times today. I appreciate it, but would appreciate it more if there's a quick rundown on her

No

This nigger is going to rip Black Mirror, right?
It's gonna be shit just like the BritBong Zone,

its shit don't waste your time

Rarbg has the goods now

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Why doesn't she do it with her ass

Thanks! heres a like my friend!

Based.

I don’t have dice, can someone roll for me? 1-3 I watch, 4-6 i skip.

If even 2 episodes of this aren't some form of woke SJW bullshit I will be shocked. I can't wait for MeToo episode where men are oppressed and raped by women.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

It should be exactly as you said. The original show was the 1960s equivalent to SJW.

Like “The Monsters are due on Maple Street” where Rod Serling’s narration says:
“prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout of its own – for the children, and the children yet unborn”

Best episode from the 80's series:

youtube.com/watch?v=fbT1fCHOjfI

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Who asked for this?

Is this what they call mkultra

I did. Sorry.

dude fucky wypipo lmao

Nice try, Jordan.

Reminder this versions "Nightmare at 20,000 feet" replaces the ghoul on the wing with a podcast telling the character the plane is going to crash.
The villain is a possessed podcast.

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The first episode was actually good. Wow why is Yea Forums always wrong about everything?

Also don't bother (you)ing me if you have below 400 likes.

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i did it anyway

Yeah haha wouldn't that be funny if a bunch of chicks ganged up on and raped that's so silly haha

Allen Funt was ahead of his time.

fuge the nug

Both of the episodes are bretty bad and twice as long as needed.

fuck me, this idiot had the chance of a lifetime and he used it for stuff like this

but is it worth pirating?

Tim Heidecker will be hosting Night Gallery.

This shit sucks.

eat more fiber

Not wasting my bandwidth on this shit

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More like The Coon Zone

The average TZ episode was under 30 minutes. The only time Twilight Zone was close to an hour long was Season 4 when CBS needed to fill air-time. It's funny cause this version of the series apes the format of the same season which is widely regarded by most fans of the original series as the weakest one.

The Comedian fucking sucked ass

meh ill give it a try

>cultural marxism.
cringe

It's still Jews who run this town

This. If you watch a lot of the old TZ episodes, it's really not that "woke". People often focus on stuff like "I Am the Night Color Me Black" & "Death's Head Revisited" for their outspoken anti-racism and anti-Nazi themes, but forget that stuff like " The Obsolete Man" & "The Jeopardy Room" portray or discuss Soviet Communism negative manner. Many episodes characterized atheism as evil. Swinger girls and other aggressively independent women are portrayed negatively. And episodes like "Still Valley" and "The Passersby" actually have rather sympathetic portrayals of the South during the Civil War.

The thing is, many of the values in the The Twilight Zone were very common in Cold War middle-America.

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what site is this? i have something to report to the JIDF

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1 LIKE = 50 FUCK PEEL AND SJWs

fist episode was shit, cunt should have caught on to his own jokes always being shit much sooner.

fuck twilight and fuck Jannies

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They aren't even jokes.

And before someone says "that's the point!", the whole idea was supposed to be that he was making jokes that had "political content" and turned to making jokes that were easier, but mean-spirited and directed at people who wronged him, but they didn't even bother to write actual mean or cruel jokes into the script. He just says a person's name and something that happened and then they roll their stock footage of extra laughing at the command of the director. Also, the whole that people "don't want to hear about politics" in comedy in TWENTY NINETEEN is downright retarded and completely out of touch. Anyone who has seen just a clip of Kimmel or Fallon or Oliver knows that's bullshit.

resetera.
Go get em, tiger!🐰

maybe there's still some hope

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Netflix paid off all the critics

btw, did anyone catch them having Tracey Morgan vape instead of smoke?

Really makes you think... especially since the episode is about the Red Scare. Kind of like that play, The Crucible. Made by avowed socialist Arthur Miller... hmmm.

I hope it's true

>entire show comes off as a shitty parody of the original because muh-lennials and gen xers have no soul

is it actually worth watching

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD THE EPISODES IN 1080p?!?!??!?!? PROVIDE LINKS I CANT FIND THEM ANYWHERE

First episode is on YouTube

youtube.com/watch?v=19GO8-Rrn0g

The fact that Peele narrates in a pseudo-Rod Serling voice and dress makes it feel like a parody. Serling was never playing a character when he was doing his intros/outros. Heck, the original broadcasts even introduce him with "And now: Mr. Serling."

>haha dude no one wanted a serious revival, us xers are down with the muhlennials and their ironic sense of humor

Cool. Hope it fails.

not available in my country
upload it somewhere else and i'll give you a like

I downloaded them both. I nearly fell asleep during the comedian. 2nd episode felt like I was watching Lost (and not one of the good episodes).

The first episode also has a chick who's supposed to be the one who teases and hazes the main character. She has brilliant dialogue worthy of classic Twilight Zone like:

>"You can go ahead and suck my vagina"

and this line close to the end after giving her rival a kiss

>"If I were straight, I'd probably hook up with an Idris Elba type, but I might also throw some pussy your way."

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So what's the actual spooky twist? Or is it the fact that it's a lesbian niggress who is SASSY is supposed to be spooky?

Why are episodes an hour long?

The problem I have with this argument (which also gets applied to Star Trek) is that there are two opposing philosophies of what an "SJW" is.
Is "progress" an unending forward journey, or an attempt to reach an ideal destination? If it's the latter, then "progressivism" becomes a form of conservatism once it's achieved it's goals. The former is an insatiable beast: once whites go extinct, light-skinned blacks and hispanics will have to answer for their "priviledge." The nobles become the bourgeoisie, and the bourgeois the kulaks.
In this way the former types invariably use the latter as their foot soldiers. Commies always abuse the good intentions of liberals.

just the 1st one is that long, 2nd is much shorter

Fuck niggers!

Both episodes were pretty weak.

I've been re-watching the 90's version of The Outer Limits and that show did the same airplane thing, but better.

The Mooncricket Zone

Main character is bad comedian that won't stop using his act to push his politics. Tries telling actual jokes about stuff and gets laughs, but everything he jokes about gets written out of reality. Goes insane, starts killing everyone he doesn't like via his act. In the end he tells a joke about himself and disappears. Remember to push your politics on others otherwise you're a bad person.

shouldn't this be reality tv

No!🥤

The dude is a shitty comedian who wants to make politically and intellectually charged comedy but apparently in this version of 2010's America, no one is interested in political humor. He meets a famous comedian played by Tracey Morgan who somehow, someway (it's never explained how or why) gives him the power to make people disappear from time after making "jokes" about them on stage. I put "jokes" in quotes cause he doesn't really say jokes, he just says something along the lines of "hey, how about my girlfriend's nephew, huh!?" or "hey, how bout that last comedian. Wasn't she great!?" and the person disappears from history after the audience bursts out in hysterical laughter, which they never explain why these people find any of this funnier than his other bad material or whether it's part of the curse that they do. He screws everything up as he uses his power to get back at people who bullied him in high school or irritate him. He eventually makes himself disappear as penance to undo the damage, resulting in the lesbian black chick he was competing with basically taking his place and then meeting Tracey Morgan's character at the end too. I guess that's the twist.

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That sounds lame as fuck.

More like the TwiNOTSOLIGHT Zone

SORRY WHITEY, HORROR STUFF IZ OUR NOWS!

>tracey morgan is a demon

I believe it

I had no clue what the episode was trying to tell us. First the tone was that you shouldn't force politics because forcing shit isn't funny. Then it tell us that using people around you as material is evil. Then the guy disappears. I was left confused as fuck.

It's horrible, made it almost 10 minutes. Thanks for the rundown. No way I'm watching all of that.

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>yfw a decades old Spongebob episode did a better job exploring the same themes

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Just got back again. the 2nd episode was worse.

I didn't even get the ending.

Was he pilot the devil again or just a guy who pilots lost planes?

it was retarded.

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>WHAT DIMENSION ARE YOU EVEN IN?
Whoa bro that's like so trippy dude. Jordon Peele is a genius.

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*AHEM*
FUCK WHITE MEN

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WHAT IF

N I G G E R S

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Infinite possibilities, infinite universes....LETS WRITE ABOUT A RACIST COP!!

I HATE NIGGERS!

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>30000 Feet
How you gonna remake the most famous episode instead of trying to give the series it's own flavor first? Makes the whole thing feel like a hack job which it is

>that part where he literally makes the white chad lawyer disappear cause he's scared he's gonna cuck him and just ends up fucking his girlfriend's life up in the process

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So is it any good?
>N-Niggers! SJWS!
Memes aside is it any good?

For retards like you its amazing

Niggers! SJWS!

This. The 2002 version did this shit too.

>Dude what if on Maple Street instead of Ayys it’s terrorists

>>the audience was never real
That’s literally the opposite

how is what we're experiencing NOT cultural marxism? Marxists absolutely hate the West and would love nothing more than to burn down this evil creation made by the evil white man.

R E N T F R E E

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>>Dude what if on Maple Street instead of Ayys it’s terrorists

The thing is, the original Maple Street was already a good allegory for terrorism. The whole thing is written in a way that the "aliens" can be a metaphor for any sort of outsider or invader people can become paranoid over: terrorists, aliens, commies, etc. So it was like the 2000's reboot totally missed the point of the episode they were paying homage to.

Of course, even Spielberg and John Landis missed the point in the same way, and Spielberg contributed to the pilot of Night Gallery. Remember Aykroyd's "You wanna see something really scary?"

Episode two had a really Orwellian ending.

That’s what I was getting at. These new versions are all too on the fucking nose and are soulless cashgrabs.

I liked it until the ending. The ending was so shitty that I nearly started laughing. I mean c'mon, really? Everyone's up and able and Justin gets lynched based on what evidence? All these people know is that the guy in the cockpit did it. Justin is just a crazy asshole to them but not the culprit. Unless they're really bitter about his confused behavior on the plane.

N

All the remakes/reboots suffer from the same problem of reductionism. They reduce Twilight Zone to just a small handful of common tropes: twists, liberal political, spooky, racism be bad, etc.

It's hilarious how many times they've screwed up trying to remake TZ, when The Outer Limits had only one remake and that remake actually managed to last several years LONGER than the original series did.

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borg episodes are shit. dont bother watching them dudes

And The Outer Limits remake is really good too.

It's also full of "hey, it's that guy" actors doing one-off episodes.

It works both ways tho

Would have rather it just been Justin who does it all and the other guy being imaginary. The ending is also stupid.

Muslim paranoia would have been a much better story.

Kinda neat premise but overall was ass, no need for it to be an hour and keye and Peele guys narration was dumb

His appearance and hyper-serious narration was hilariously distracting. The whole time I was thinking he was doing a Key & Peele sketch.

>It's also full of "hey, it's that guy" actors doing one-off episodes.

Oh, yeah, that's another thing too. All the TZ remakes seem to think "we need to put recognizable actors and celebs cause that's what the original did," but what they usually fail to remember is that a lot of the "recognizable" faces in the Twilight Zone were pretty much nobodies until they appeared on the Twilight Zone. William Shatner wasn't a big star when he starred in Nightmare at 20,000 Feet. It was stuff like Nightmare that helped make him a star. Big difference.

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It all sounds like such shit. God dammit you guys I am depressed now.

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Based Oracle

Yeah really, they should have just left out the narration all together. Or put it in in some ironic parade episode of the original series.
Also dont think making the show MA was necessary but since this episode involved comedians I guess the swearing was fine

>The whole time I was thinking he was doing a Key & Peele sketch.
The whole time I was thinking he was gonna say "That's All-State's Stand"

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Do i even want to download it?

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Making Peele the face of this reboot was a mistake when most of his acting credits are comedic shit and the fact that he’s ugly. Imagine if Joan Rivers tried to reboot this and attempted to do an affectation of Sterling that Peel is doing.

have sex

So the next one has a Mystic Seer in the preview but looks more like a "Video recorder that can rewind time" plot. Predict the rest of this shit?

>Monsters Are Due On MLK Blvd
Gangs in Chicago have reached a truce and decided to stop murdering each other. Soon after, a young blood is found dead with a blue hat left at the scene. Then a young crip is found dead later. Full blown gang war erupts as the camera pans out to show white government officials and police laughing as they cover up their crime.

See

I DON'T TRUST YOU OR YOUR LINKS

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Black Mirror ripped off Twilight Zone in the first place you zoomer

>not available

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I always thing of The Shelter when I think of Twighlight Zone episodes that would never be made by modern regressives.

>To Serve Man
Aliens come to Earth (Look like Engineers from Prometheus). Bring new technology for Earth to use and want Earthlings to visit their homeworld. They start with inner cities so that the poor can experience the wealthy and advanced civilization first. Turns out they're just intergalactic slave traders

The Twilight Hood

Turn on vpn

I agree with you but I have less than 400 likes.

No. The first episode can barely convey its premise properly

Missed opportunity: if they're gonna remake the nightmare at 30000 feet episode, they should've hired William Shatner again.

Imagine

My idea for maple street would be after like a Jussie incident where they realize one of them is a Drumpf supporter and all turn on eachother, turns out it was all set up by russians to see how easy it would be to interfere in elections.

Another user had an idea for to serve man where black guys "serve" whiteys, as in a dance off

>The Twilight Zone was the modern day SJW show.
Imagine believing this.

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>The nature of the man
Aliens beam a transmission to earth with instructions on how create limitless power. The United States and Russian governments and hijack the message and begin fighting about how to use the information.
End up nuking one another.
In another part of Africa a young black boy gets the message and uses it to provide lights for his village.

he's literally doing the virgin walk how has no one noticed this yet😂

Anybody got a streaming site that has the second episode? I don't really wanna bother with torrenting.

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I like the episode with the ayy lmaos that turn out to be tiny

I like the Russia touch actually. Lotta options for that plot from Liberals.

>Nightmare At 20,000 Feet

A Republican gun nut is flying for the first time since 9/11. He becomes increasingly nervous after multiple Arabs get on the plane whispering in their Arabic. The man becomes irate claiming that the arabs are planning something. With no one listening, he decides the only way to save everyone is to break into the cockpit and land the plan himself. With his 800 hours in Plane Simulator ’17 knowledge, the man successfully breaks into the cockpit, knocks out the pilots, and lands the plane safely. As he exits the plane, he finds himself surrounded by Arabs. Realizing he emergency landed in London, the man drops to his knees and screams as the episode ends.

I had a similar nightmare idea too, they're even remaking it with the whole guy paranoid about muslims on the plane lol. My twist was that the white guy ends up being the bomber, he was just worried about the negative blowback on the muslim community as they would get blamed for it.
>eye of the beholder
Dudes in full body wraps, once unwrapped its revealed he was turned to a cis white male, while everyone else in the world doesnt conform to any gender

>Another user had an idea for to serve man where black guys "serve" whiteys, as in a dance off
kek

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The muslim angle was a swerve though. The episode barely touches on it. Like that Beholder idea, this was mine.

>Eye of the Beholder
A woman wrapped in bandages is shown in a hospital bed. Doctors and hospital staff discuss her condition and talk about how lucky she is to be alive. Through the episode you never see anyone’s face until the end. The shadowy doctors remove the woman’s bandages to show a beautiful blonde woman. Light fills the room as you see all the doctors in the room. Each one big and black, the blonde woman screams in horror as the black men stare at the camera and smile.

Yeah that remake is particularly egregious. The whole point of the episode wasn't that it was aliens, it was that vigilance that strays into paranoia is ultimately self defeating which is a very Sterling aesop with him being a liberal but also anti-communist.

Didnt realize the Nightmare episode was out, just thought it was the Comedian, may check it.
Lol yeah, kinda saw that Blacked twist happening. Had some other ideas for remakes
>time at last
Deals with a girl obsessed with social media but after NK nukes us she finally has time to go through it all, but noone to share anything with.
>its a good life
A boy with an orange face, funny hair, and a short temper tweets at all those he dislikes. If you see where this is going. Ultimately all Mexicans, muslims, gays, etc get banished

All the episodes take place in the same universe for some reason. Probably to mask the fact that the writing is weak.

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Jews?
Produced an American tv show?
That’s a real April fool right here.

Niggers? SJWS?

I see peele learned from jew Jew abrams.

>The Invaders.
A stronk black women finds tiny white men dressed as astronaut’s (and presumably Russian) in her house and proceeds to kill them. While she does this, she repeatedly says phrases such as “I don’t need no prince honey, mmmmhmmmm” and slides her head back and forth while simultaneously making sassy expressions. She spends the last ten minutes frying one of the men with a magnifying glass while bursting with laughter. However, as she looks closer in the magnifying glass she notices that the Russian soldiers are actually members of President Trump’s Space Force. The black woman looks into the camera and says “Meh, same thing” and continues frying the tiny man.

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Please don't tell me they're gonna add continuity to the fucking twilight zone

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>First ep to the series starts with a poo making an offensively disingenuous speech about "machine guns" and the second amendment, barely disguised as a comedy routine.
I'm about 60 seconds away deleting this shit and I'm not even american.

Well in the shows defense hes shown as a hack comedian that no one finds funny.

The Twilight Zone had episodes condemning nazis, racism, prejudice, fear of other cultures.

You would be foaming at the mouth if it was made today.

>FUCKING SERLING SJWWWWW

>Nightmare.at.30000.Feet
Why they keep remaking it? godfuckingdammit

No one cares

nice argument faggot

The main character was an investigative journalist. The message I got was: Stop asking questions, or you will ruin everything, and the normies will get you. The plane is an allegory for society.

have sex

Lithgow version will always remain the best. Its untouchable.

>n-no you

>The plane is an allegory for society.
and I forgot my ticket.🌈

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>a man becomes increasingly nervous on a plane ride due to the muslim family sitting across from him. Twist is hes actually the bomber, he was just worries about the negative blowback on the muslim community that would occur
yeah no thanks

I’m not a Nazi though. I’m not against obvious shit you should comment on occasionally. But social commentary wasn’t the entire basis of the show. Plus, SJW’s just divide people and make America a shitty place to live. The Twilight Zone welcomed everyone and never blamed anyone outright for certain issues.

upvoted

what am i looking at here

the future (and why that's a good thing!)

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>It's a zoomers can't torrent episode

...

Hahahaha that’d be funny if it were true.😃

Tres Comas

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Ew ew ew gross!

thanks, the links on there dont work though

The first episode had a black, independent, funny, confident, lesbian black woman say "suck my vagina" after 5 minutes into the first episode.

And I'm not even kidding. Welcome to the twilight zone.

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So... I liked the Comedian one. However, I think the new Terror at 3000 feet is a bit weak.

For one, the podcast that predicts the future says that what happened on flight 1015 was a mystery. But then it's revealed that everyone on the plane lived, so how could it be a mystery? I suppose it could be explained that the part 2 podcast was a follow up for when the crew was all found, but there are still inconsistencies.

Like, all passengers and crew lived, but they still all got super pissed enough to kill the reporter? I think maybe that was a bit extreme. Also, the pocast says that it was a mystery what happened to the reporter, but a lot of people envolved themselves in the reporters murder so I doubt that all of them would have stayed quiet about that.

It's interesting to have a story about a guy hearing about his own death and trying to stop it, but I saw the self fulfilling prophecy twist coming a mile away. I still think the original Terror at 3000 feet is superior.

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One of the reasons why the original episode is so good is because the view is left wondering about the truth. Was the mosnter real, or was it just the man's imagination? It's very open ended. But in this newer version the truth is just outright stated. It was literally just a self fulfilling prophecy. He tried to stop the crash and ended up causing it. No real mystery about it.

>The plane is an allegory for society.

We live in a plane

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and I'm on the no-fly list

LIKE THIS IF YOU HATE NIGGERS

I thought you see a torn up wing at the end of the original episode, implying that the gremlin was real

Well the engine could have been torn up by something that wasn't the gremlin.

I hope no one plans on crashing this plane

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Upvoted kind sir

It's a famous segment from Michael Jackson's "Black Or White" music video. The flags are edited though.
youtu.be/pTFE8cirkdQ?t=327

"This shonuff am -- de Twilight Zone."

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Unfortunately they took out the white part this time around

> What an original ending...

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I should say that for being produced by a black dude, this sure felt like a white girl majoring in gender studies at Cal-State University's take on the Twilight Zone formula.

>a white girl majoring in gender studies at Cal-State University's take on the Twilight Zone

she's the intended viewer.

hol up, are you saying that movies like Hail Caesar are allowed to exist now without the mobs attacking it?

Why is his ugly mug on all the promotional material I've seen?

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For some reason, the industry has decided he's the next Shyamalan with Get Out being his Sixth Sense. Also, the only reason anyone is really giving this remake a chance is cause his name is attached to it. It's also why he's the narrator since CBS think of him as a public figure on par with Serling for some reason.

Black people truly are taking over.

but see, i am not going to watch anything he makes, produces or even friends or friends of his friends makes or produces or is slightly involved in, so it is kind of a failure on their part

I might wa... oh CBS, never mind then.

>And I will become the Allah of this new world.

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these shitty projects have succeeded in one thing, though, it has made me not want to watch anything modern, there is an almost endless backlog of pre-1950's media that i can and will go through.

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in that same vein, I've been watching TOS star trek for the first time and have fallen in love.

They tried this with Forrest Whitaker in the early 2000s, the only good one was "It's Still a Good Life" where they bring all the actors back from "It's a Good Life"

*AHEM*👌

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It's 1950s cuckservism.Nigs are based but the white communist the jews don't like are evil.

Should have the protagonist trying to get to the cockpit to warn the pilots about some arabs panning something.

In the end he reaches the cockpit but discovers the planes being remote controlled by dancing Israelis

well lah dih dah!

>>The first two episodes both arrive on April 1, and they are just awful. “Nightmare at 30,000 Feet” threemakes the paranoid tale of a man going in-flight crazy. William Shatner and John Lithgow starred in the previous versions, and I hope they’ll forgive Adam Scott for his part in this abomination. Instead of a nightmarish gremlin, Scott’s tormented by (sigh) a podcast predicting his own deadly future.

Why has it gone down?

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Oh no no no

Look at the top of his head!

See and Because it’s shit.

Based POC saves shitty old white men tv show

Thanks for the kino tip, user💚

based

only 57? wow

A """successful""" paki comedian? Okay I guess that is science fiction.

don't throw stones in a glass house user
>inb4 I get mogged by a 10k er

Original TZ had the first televised cuckold story in the states I wish I was making this up

A 1950s show being anti-Nazi isn't even leftist by any means, the US just fought the Nazis a decade prior so every American naturally hated them. Being "anti-Nazi" today is cringe and SJW because nazis haven't existed in many decades so you're basically just fighting shadows.

First Black Mirror, now this.
Why do hacks have to ruin everything?

ah yes a screenshot of a possible torrent is the same as a screenshot or webm from an episode. thank you

>It's interesting to have a story about a guy hearing about his own death and trying to stop it, but I saw the self fulfilling prophecy twist coming a mile away. I still think the original Terror at 3000 feet is superior.

This, I genuinely had an idea for a Twilight Zone story, one where a man can accurately predict when and how the people around him are going to die, however if he went and saved those people from dying he'd never know when they'll die next nor would he know the cause of death. So he decides to let them go about their lives without letting them know about their deaths otherwise they'd be paranoid for the rest of their lives.

Then at some point, he becomes invested in this girl he likes, knows when she's going to die but know has to decide whether to save her or let her fate be sealed. He chooses to save her but in the process he gets himself killed because the protag never knew his cause of death until now...sacrificing himself to save the girl he loved.

Also Final Destination already fucked this idea over and over again for like 5 movies

>So he decides to let them go about their lives without letting them know about their deaths otherwise they'd be paranoid for the rest of their lives.
why would the people he saves be paranoid?

>just days after every journalist is sucking peele off for being the next fucking genius he completely ruins his image by being the face of this piece of shit
boy i bet he really regrets signing on for this

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because if he knew EXACTLY when and how they were going to die, they'd act like schizos and do whatever means necessary to keep themselves alive and not die from anything fatal, be it a physical accident, a health problem, etc.

The story's based on how people google certain health problems they've had whether they're muscles are aching, their chest hurts, kidneys acting up, etc. And the moment they find the cause of that problem, all of a suddent they're hit with major problems saying "YOU COULD BE DYING FROM BRAIN TUMORS, LIVER CANCER, PROSTATE!" or they find out certain foods give you too much cholesterol and can increase your risk of heart failure, and then they freak out and try to change their diet and health plan ASAP so it doesn't happen to them so soon.

I think we are all paranoid people and we want to live for as long as possible, that's why we try to maintain our health so we can live to to be over 100 years old, and reproduce so that our kin can continue our legacy. Basically existential crap.

...

>muh self fulfilling prophecy
WOW totally never experienced this storyline before, definitely didnt see it 15 years ago in the Star Wars prequels

>because if he knew EXACTLY when and how they were going to die, they'd act like schizos and do whatever means necessary to keep themselves alive and not die from anything fatal, be it a physical accident, a health problem, etc.
okay but why is the MC telling these people what could have killed them, instead of just tactfully saving them an moving on.

otherwise it's good.

u mad wh*te boy?

many people die from different causes of death, sometimes 3 or 4 people can die within the same day but the man won't have time to save them all. Also whatever it is people die from will never happen until years from now so there would be no point in rescuing them on the day that death is supposed to happen.

i personally attempt to self sabotage as much as possible when i find a health issue. i play into it in hopes of dying of "natural causes" so i don't have to kill myself♨️

good premise
check out Deep Breathing Exercises by Orson Scott Card for something similar

So does anybody know when the next two episodes are coming out? I made an account on CBS all access to watch the second episode but I don't think it's worth paying a subscription just to watch the others.

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yikes

>actually paid for CBS subscription service
wow you really are that stupid

>it's like the Twilight Zone
>but for black people

Hahaha! Even NPR trashed this piece of shit

Because it's their turn

You're using it wrong, dummy

>what is a free trial
wow you really are that stupid

kino👌

I literally said I used the first week free trial.

>wants to star all black in own productions
>reboots a series made by whites

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>you added your credit/debit card to your account
even if you quit from the free trial, they'll still charge you idiot.

>I'm crashing this plane... with no survivors.

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it was aight😂

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If I pull that off, will you die?

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At least forest whittaker didnt do a serling impression

>You're a big guy

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Are you retarded?

goddamn another one?
i should have seen it a mile away since his last name is a fucking currency

>white

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

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Twilight zone was novel back in the day, it just doesn't work now

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Fuck that, give me a like for that dietary solution.

Literally the whole point is that the joke was bad, stop being so easily offended.

>Half the episodes are overtly political and topical
>Already more than the original series
>One is so hamfisted about racism and evil cops

Sigh.

this ugly baby faced faggot is killing twilight zone now?
wtf i'm a racist now

~le sigh~🦕

I sure enjoyed hearing about pussy sucking in a Twilight Zone episode. It really matches the tone and feel of the original.

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>"There... I-I saw something on the wing! A man! A WHITE man! There on the wing!"

it would have been a kino move to make it black and white

I agree🏳️

modern liberalism was literally started by a pro war conservative the whole notion of progress is stupid because you can paint anything as progressive the green revolution was progress but now everyone is trying to stay away from gmos

just watched the first episode, ummm, does it get better? the twist, if you can even call it that, was pretty obvious, and the whole point was nothing special at all.

should I even watch the second one?

The guy tries to divert a plane crash by sitting in the middle of the aisle and sucking himself off in front of everyone to distract the people going to crash the plane.

not even gonna watch, was the twist that he was a hack all along and makes people die for no good reason?

I guess the 80s reboot will be better than this reboot then.

yes white is another way of saying semitic it started when europe accepted a jewish religion 2000 years ago

>The guy tries to divert a plane crash by sitting in the middle of the aisle and sucking himself off in front of everyone to distract the people going to crash the plane.
based♨️

Not enough if you’re still posting.

This show really ain't that bad. The political overtones are only frustrating because they are relevant and politics is tiring. Also, the crass way in which people talk is not exactly unrealistic by modern standards. Unless you were expecting a show set in modern day to feature a bunch of people LARPing as 1950s gentlemen from a more peaceful time in society.

the "twist" is that at the end he makes a joke about himself and disappears, and then the narrator says well kids you can't have everything you want without losing everything you love or something like this

Youy're right, and people aren't actually mad at those. Everyone is simply tired of THAT THING FROM YOUR YOUTH/YOUR PARENTS TIME IS BEING REMADE BECAUSE WE'RE OUT OF IDEAS

the white guy bumbles everything up by getting the evil white guy to crash the plane

>Watching Nightmare at 30,000 ft
>Dramatic music playing every time the camera cuts to a shot of a muslim
>Suddenly it shows a Sihk wearing a turban
>Plays the same dramatic music

Who the fuck was in charge of that decision? LMAO
Might as well throw in a fucking buddhist while you're at it.

I thought you faggots were just meme-ing, but this show was dog shit. What the hell, I thought Peele was kino

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thanks guys but I'm not going to read these since they seem like spoilers

see

No, Rod’s narration even clearly indicates that what he saw was real.

This guy's face annoys me.

Holy shit both of these episodes would be much better if they were 25 minutes long.

watch Bandersnatch

racist

>Plane lost radar over the Atlantic
>It still somehow has wifi

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I did, I actually liked it.

Why did he do it?