WAKEY WAKEY WAGEY

>God I wish I can go back to 2004 everything in my life is so much better I was so much happier back then now every day bleeds into the next

I know that feel!!!FACT!!!

called in sick to work today, gotta farm these likes

I like the way you think, gotta have those priorities right, have a like, it's on me

got you back homie, checked

thats a bit too sexually implicit for a kids movie

I don't work, I just watch movies all day

based and redpilled

This, except I barely watch any movies or shows either despite spending so much time on Yea Forums.

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I DRIVE

I'm at work doing nothing!

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showscore

:STOPMUSIC: :666:

alarms going off, wake up wagies. it's monday
you might end up back in the wage cage some day, or even in a labor camp.

lol

i actually called out today but i'm still up because I'm not sick and wanted to see the april fools joke this year

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Your mommy never show love to your daddy?

t. Greg

I haven’t worked in over three years

BASED LIKED
like me back too fren

Sit in traffic niggas I’m gonna spend my day with my dog hanging fucking TRANNYS!

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PUT THE WAGIE IN THE CAGE
WHAT CAGE?
THE CAGE WHERE HE COWERS
AND GLOWERS!
AND WORKS ALL DAY
FOR
MINIMUM PAY
PUT THE WAGIE
THE WAGIE IN THE CAGE

AND GOLDSTEIN SAID
DANCE WAGIE DANCE
DANCE WAGIE DANCE
PUT MY JEWISH SPELL ON YOU
WORK WAGIE WORK
WORK WAGIE WORK
THINK OF ALL THE PROFIT MADE
REMEMBER THERE'S NO BREAK TODAY

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what boob jiggle?
somebody post the boob jiggle!

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Shame that you don't have a better attitude about this.

I recently started a new job after 5 years of doing absolutely nothing and I'm very happy, even if the pay is low. I finally have a purpose, a reason to get up in the morning and try my best.

Unless their parents are in a sexless and loveless marriage, they've heard and maybe even walked in on their parents fucking. There's nothing out of the ordinary admitting sex happens

Wagie wagie, try to cope
Realize there is no hope
Lay your head down, try to sleep
Do not think about the NEET
Dreaming in your empty loft
Soon your alarm will go off
Trading your life for a wage
Tell yourself you're not a slave
Wakie Wakie, don't me late
This will always be your fate

WICKEY WICKEY WA-WA-WAGIE

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>tfw called in sick today because I felt like it

I put my two weeks notice in friday

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I work, but I watch movies all day while pretending to look busy.

Niggers. I hate em
Women. I fuck em
I
Am
Based

Indeed you are!🐲

same here bro

>post 9/11

I got my bros at /pol/!

I have to fucking get skelly before I have to go to work goddamnit

BELIEVE!

Based and dogpilled

I fucking hate my job and i fucking hate my life. Im gonna kms today i can't anymore fucking end me please i just cantbsjsksbsksoan

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dice+1d6

if i roll a 1, 2 or 3 i'm going to call in sick to work

Pointlet coming through

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...

Rolled 1 (1d6)

fuck let me try again i really don't want to go to work

enjoy your day off fren

y-you too😃

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I'm not happy Bob

office jobs are unironically comfy as fuck

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How can anyone complain about sitting down, relaxing, and going on Facebook etc. for 8 hours?

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oh snap

based

It gets so fucking boring especially when you have to keep looking over you shoulder so no one sees you on Yea Forums and not working. Also having to pretend to work when there is nothing to do or stretch shit out as long as you can is the fucking worst. Yeah I'm getting paid to sit here and shitpost but id rather be home so I can get high and be comfy. At least I have a cubicle and not some shit open office where everyone can see everything.

Not all office jobs are created equally. Sure, I'm posting from work right now and I have a significant degree of freedom that not everybody enjoys. But shit will hit the fan quite often and any sort of leisure time is a pipe dream for most of the week. Don't get me wrong, it still beats the fuck out of manual labor but on Mondays especially I miss the NEET life.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GIVE ME LIKES RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I think I lost points👌

desperate😂

>. At least I have a cubicle
FUCK YOU

I fucking wish I was that lucky.

Literally have to share a fucking table with 3 other motherfuckers.

I've got these dubs.

I work at the seed and feed🐆

Cringe get a job loser

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>At work
>Just post on Yea Forums all day
>People keep praising me for the "great job" I'm doing and how helpful I am
I'm like 99% sure this is Hell

Wait, are you a shill maybe? That's the only possible explanation!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

I have never seen a single movie or television show, not even once in my entire life

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I wish I was a shill at least I could be positive about something

Sorry you have to suffer like that user I hope they don't annoy you all day with bullshit small talk. I'm also not in the office all day the other parts of the day I have to drive around aimlessly doing nothing for the most part but I have to listen to this fat bitch go on and on about her fucking dumb kid and her ex husband, also she smells like literal hot garbage to the point I gag sometimes. I imagine that's what an open office would be like just listening to people blab on about their stupid lives or make small talk like I give a fuck about whats going on with your damn kid.