Why were Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig so much better than all the previous 007s?
Why were Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig so much better than all the previous 007s?
Oliver Nelson
Dominic Thomas
You know why pierce is best bond
Luke Campbell
Connery and Brosnan are the best Bonds. Craig’s Bond was just a knee jerk reaction to the success of the Bourne series.
Dominic Reyes
I was really hoping for a new Bond, instead we get bloated face Craig, limping around for another film phoning it in.
Casino Royal was great but it was all downhill from there
Caleb Flores
>swn breastfeed you
Leo Moore
Because 99% of this board weren't born when the others were around
>boomer mom still thinks Connery is best bond
Anthony Martin
Brosnan's Bond was awful, zero good films. Craig has one good film (CR) but it still has nothing on the others purely because how different it is
Jackson Gomez
Why excluding Spectre?
Hunter Cooper
Connery didn't even hit the 10 kill mark, he was shit.
Christian Clark
Goldeneye is amazing you fucking fuck. Fuck you.
Lucas Johnson
>Brosnan's Bond was awful, zero good films
Elijah Brooks
Dalton is unironically the best Bond.
Levi Sanchez
It really isn't. It's so embarrassing bad in all departments and feels like a cynical parody of what came before.
Cooper Campbell
>Goldeneye
>bad film
this, gentlemen, is a pleb
Carter Ramirez
wtf Roger Moore was the best Bond by a mile.
Jaxson Baker
samefag
Aaron Turner
nice baits faggots
Henry Evans
Lazenby was better.
Noah Perez
what a c*ck
Jack Peterson
People like you should be lined up against a wall and shot.
Gabriel Russell
Thanks for completely derailing my argument you twat
Andrew Williams
photoshop
Adam Nguyen
based architect🍆
Bentley Sanchez
Pierce is an architect.
Benjamin Wilson
Craig is the only one who has a decent physical condition. He's the most believable.
Caleb Allen
Connery
Moore
Dalton
Craig
Lazenby
*POWER GAP*
Brosnan
James Nelson
Skyfall is kino dude.
Jace Scott
just ask for the like if you are so desperate
Adrian James
By kino you must mean pretentious crap that thinks it's far cleverer than it actually is
Camden Garcia
fuck, my anus just dilated
what a dad🐰
Easton Diaz
This
Christopher Harris
Adrian Gonzalez
When I hit thirty, he brought me a cake,
three layers of icing, home-made,
a candle for each stone in weight.
The icing was white but the letters were pink,
they said, eat me. And I ate, did
what I was told. Didn’t even taste it.
Then he asked me to get up and walk
round the bed so he could watch my broad
belly wobble, hips judder like a juggernaut.
The bigger the better, he’d say, I like
big girls, soft girls, girls I can burrow inside
with multiple chins, masses of cellulite.
I was his Jacuzzi. But he was my cook,
my only pleasure the rush of fast food,
his pleasure, to watch me swell like forbidden fruit.
His breadfruit. His desert island after shipwreck.
Or a beached whale on a king-size bed
craving a wave. I was a tidal wave of flesh
too fat to leave, too fat to buy a pint of full-fat milk,
too fat to use fat as an emotional shield,
too fat to be called chubby, cuddly, big-built.
The day I hit thirty-nine, I allowed him to stroke
my globe of a cheek. His flesh, my flesh flowed.
He said, Open wide, poured olive oil down my throat.
Soon you’ll be forty… he whispered, and how
could I not roll over on top. I rolled and he drowned
in my flesh. I drowned his dying sentence out.
I left him there for six hours that felt like a week.
His mouth slightly open, his eyes bulging with greed.
There was nothing else left in the house to eat.
Ayden Turner
The fuck did Brosnan do to kill so many? Set off a nuke?
Jason Lopez
ok
cool🍶
Thomas Brooks
unbelievably based
Julian Perry
sean connery was better than both imo
Aaron Turner
Joseph Stewart
I will have a dry martini and for her a hot buttered chartreuse. And don't be shy with the butter.
Ryder Flores
lol no