Does your movie theatre have an Angela policy?

Does your movie theatre have an Angela policy?

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But what if my date is black?
Sounds very racist

what if it's a lesbian couple and the other person saw this too?

>date isn't working out
What? Can't they just say, "Hey, I enjoyed seeing you, but I need to be heading home."

um but all men are lunatic rapists that don't take "no" for an answer, sweaty

But women enjoy being raped?

That's what the cinema snipers are for; to keep an eye out for dates gone bad.

>go on tinder date
>she's significantly fatter than her picture implied

Can I still ask angie for help?

Not having sex with a woman just because she is fat is literally worse than rape

>tfw date has you involuntarily committed to the manlet asylum for falsifying your height verification

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So, can bars not hire people named Angela? Because that shit would get weird and annoying really fast.

>be girl
>go out on date with random incel
>order expensive drinks and food
>"oh, can I get an Angela, please?'
>bodyguard arrives to escort you home without ever having to pay for anything or talk to the incel again
god I wish I was female

can I ask Angela for a quickie? asking for a friend

But you'd still be oppressed.

>were female
Fixed that bit right there for you.

They also pay for your taxi home, hole shit it's brilliant. Incel pays for drinks, bar pays for DD.

thanks fren

just be yourself bro!

or else i'll call angela

Can a dude ask for Angela if his tinder date is a psycho whore?

>.UK
oi you got a sexual violence loiscense?

Hi I’m Chuck

>Ask for Angie at the bar
>Give her divorce papers
>It's Christmas

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I like how the poster lumps everything together
>Is your date not working out?
>Ask for Angela

>Are you fearful you may be brutally beaten and raped?
>Ask for Angela

And I'm here to suck

Having a bad date is worse than rape you fucking shitlord