Why does this make so many people seethe?

> Doesn't include "It Follows"

What a shit list

Truman Show
The Hunt

Cringe /pol/tard

Yep, that's gonna be a big like from me
Have sex

Soigument.

The only scary movie is problem Child Returns

Kys white boy

At least post the full version.

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Cringe😃

Waste of dubs incel.

based zoomer destroyer

Shit Follows was complete garbage

This is bait

It was one of the best horror movies of this decade. Keep seething incel.

Poor bait mate

Wan's movies don't deserve to be there desu
They're way worse than soihorror

Rolled 6 (1d6)

If 4 and up, u r gay

And how are "Zodiac" and "Threads" considered vintage??? What Netflix-raised faggot made this?

But it IS bait you turbo faggot🦑

❤️

True.

>Have sex
No

yep

Does anybody unironically think eraser head is scary, though?🙁

💔

reminder that the only problem with sinister is the slipknot guitarist

I believe this comes under NPCment. Cheerios faggot.

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Eraserhead is terrifying once you get it.

It's unnerving.

This picture did a great job safetynetting the potential ebin combacks.

What's there to get?

Fatherhood and shit

I never see anyone seething over this image. It's literally just shitty bait, which is what people always point out. I don't know how autistic you'd have to be to consistently mistake people pointing out that your bait is shitty for people "seething". Yikes.

more like did a great job refuting itself

>if I just point out the obvious flaws in my logic now, my logic is somehow less flawed
retard logic

Do you even watch anime bro

>> Doesn't include "It Follows"
>What a shit list

It follows is great.

It's about STDs and GRIDs. It was amazing seeing every couple in the theater stop fooling around and snuggling as the movie went on.

It's one of the few "movie experiences" I'll remember forever and am glad I actually saw it outside my kino station for a date night.

Have sex

>It's about STDs and GRIDs
No it fucking isn't you utter brainlet. That is the most idiotic reading of a movie ever. I have no idea why this shit caught on. STDs do not go away when you fuck someone else. Jesus.

>It's literally just shitty bait, which is what people always point out.
NPCment
>I don't know how autistic you'd have to be to consistently mistake people pointing out that your bait is shitty for people "seething". Yikes
Soigument.

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I watched that shit for free and wanted my money back

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>It's about STDs and GRIDs.
Damn I never thought about it that way.

It's missing Suspiria remake

Does it make you feel better about yourself, somehow? It's so confusing. What do you get out of pretending that people are super mad about something you've said? Does it help you feel subversive and edgy? I really don't understand the motivation. Help me understand why you go so far out of your way to pretend that you are an emotionally illiterate retard

It's because degenerates feel better when they spread it. Misery loves company. Brainlet.

Nice anime image

Correct.

I like just about every movie up there except Mothman Prophecies, it's a piece of shit.

I mean, Critters and Prince of Darkness are both "HORROR", but they aren't really the same "genre".

It's tough to hate on Blair Witch - it was the trailblazer for shitty self made go pro shaky mockumentary horrorshit, it's viral marketing is STILL taught in marketing books. The power went out when I went to see it and I got a free ticket too, so I actually didn't pay to see it.

>No it fucking isn't
haha what a moron

I still didn't watch this shit. I only know that ending is supposedly the most disturbing thing ever filmed.

kys weeb

>trying to force your brainlet theory this hard
Lmao, please. Even if there are some demographic of people who "feel better" after infecting others with STDs (which by the way is already a huge stretch), that is blatantly not the same as a sex-related miracle cure. Just stop.

How can you have never watched Suspiria? Are you underage or something?

>people who "feel better" after infecting others with STDs
Aren't those fags?

>t. degenerate

Yes. They are called "bug chasers". Disturbing stuff. True real life horror.

cuz your thing has like every popular 'scary movie' listed

If you really, truly believe in your heart of hearts, that the filmmakers set out to make a movie which was a subtle allegory for the pozzing community, OK. You do you. There's no arguing with something that dumb.

>Even if there are some demographic of people who "feel better" after infecting others with STDs (which by the way is already a huge stretch)

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>No it fucking isn't you utter brainlet. That is the most idiotic reading of a movie ever. I have no idea why this shit caught on. STDs do not go away when you fuck someone else. Jesus.

Umm, yes it is sweatty. You always carry the knowledge with you that you gave someone else a death sentence and that you WILL eventually die when your victim sex partner faills to get laid and does something like post here telling kino experts that their professional interpretations are incorrect for .............incel reasons.

everyone who shares the curse eventually dies, everyone who has sex in the movie and passes on the curse WILL die if they don't die of natural causes first.

>Have sex
No, I don't want to get a spooky curse and have to go hogging to pass on the murder ghost.

>I watched that shit for free and wanted my money back
Reddit is gay and you can't say nigger. I have three accounts there that no one can see or respond to. Coontown was awesome.

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>t. homofag who got subtly dabbed upon in a film format without him realizing
Behind closed doors you're the laughing stock of the world.

>Even if there are some demographic of people who "feel better" after infecting others with STDs (which by the way is already a huge stretch)

>2019
>being naive
Lmao

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For the reason that for that to work as a metaphor, the movie relies on every single person who spreads the STD to be part of that demographic, not because such a demographic doesn't exist.

Lmao, you really are going to take it there. That's hilarious. Yeah, you're right. It Follows was about the pozzing community. Holy fucking kek.

>doesn't explain why those things are bad
>lists no characteristics of actually good horror movies
>any requests for elaboration or examples of good horror movies are met with accusations of being an NPC or Soiboi
This clearly is bait though. The fact that it acknowledges people are going to call it that is further evidence

>evil dead remake

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>Carrie instead of F13 Part 3

>backpedaling
You're being laughed at because you think bug chasing isn't a thing

cannibal holocaust unnerves the fuck out of me and i want to vomit when i see it

Suspiria (original), Last House on The Left, I Spit on Your Grave and My Bloody Valentine would be solid additions.

>Eden Lake
The way it ends is so fucked.

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Serbian Film is tryhard shit

That's what chad horror do, son.

You know you're wrong when you have to twist words to make yourself look less stupid. I have referred several times to the pozzing community. I'm clearly not denying its existence. Sorry buddy. On that topic, I don't know if you know anything about David Robert Mitchell - maybe you saw Under the Silver Lake, maybe not, but it's pretty fucking hilarious to suggest that he made a movie that was a secret anti-gay tirade about the pozzing community. But hey, that's what you believe, apparently. So good for you. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, even if it is one as hilariously retarded as that.

>Zodiac
>vintage
>being a horror movie at all in the first place

>Zodiac is horror
Confirmed bait. Nice try, though.

>no poltergeist darth maul crossover
>no based tranny nun movies
Watch anime

you're entitled to an opinion, but the rest of us aren't.

You might be the biggest little underage faggot here right now on 4chin

neck yourself.

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I like both the soihorror and the chadhorror wtf

You read
>Everyone is entitled to their own opinion
and you got to this
If only you could read properly, maybe you wouldn't get triggered so quickly

nice reddit spacing captain autism

alpha triad is nothing more than torture porn - which was edgy for it's time, but boring.

I mean, I can log into Liveleaks for an hour and see the same thing for Cartels - but IN REAL LIFE!!!!!

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You're basedchad bro!

freddie krueger flicks are soi as fuck lmao and the shining is chad

>watching any horror film made post 2000

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The movie is anti-gay by correlation. Gays are overwhelmingly more like to spread STDs than straight people.

Yeah! Even though there's uh, not actually any homosexual sex in the whole movie. But sure. Also, the movie is definitely about STDs. Nice one.

>Suspiria (original), Last House on The Left, I Spit on Your Grave and My Bloody Valentine would be solid additions.

maybe you should make an actual good list, these chad/onions combos are nothing more than bait threads - and we're all hooked.

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AIDS is now universally transmitted due to rise of assfucking even among hetero couples and this movie is depicting modern times, yeah.

Where would you put Mercy Black?

Is Drag Me to Hell soihorror or chadhorror?

Sorry if it makes your people look bad but it is.

Where is It Follows?
That is top tier sóy horror

Let's not forget that the patient zero of AIDS was a faggot. It wasn't called the gay cancer for no reason.

>Is Drag Me to Hell soihorror or chadhorror?

drag me to hell is just a fun summer/halloween movie to see once and never again.

It wasn't terrible, but she had to kill her cat and she still died, lol.

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Hereditary is peak soi. It Follows is chad horror.

Yep. So just to summate, it's a movie about the pozzing community, in which every person is representative of the pozzing community, and the thing they pass on is not actually an STD (because of course, you don't cure yourself of STDs by having sex with other people), but simply helps them feel solidarity, and less alone, as they now share the burden of AIDs, (specifically) with others.

"It Follows" - a movie by David Robert Mitchell.

hahahahahahahAHA

Yea but the ending was pretty cool.

The Hunt
You spend the whole movie fearing that he'll never get to fuck the loli, like in his original plans

In the end he regains the town's trust, so in a couple of years he can start fucking the children

So, IT FOLLOWS is actually based and redpilled?

How will fags ever recover (From GRIDs)?

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>It Follows is chad horror
Nope. It's pure reddit shit

Why do you type like a gigantic fucking faggot?

>“I've got gay cancer. I'm gonna die, and so are you.” - Gaetan Dugas

This could've easily been the movie's tagline but faggots would riot by having even more diseased buttsex.

He doesn't regain the town's trust, someone even tries to kill him at the end. That's why the movie is called "the hunt". He'll be the target of a hunt for all his life. Watch the movie.

The 80s were based. Fags were dropping dead left and right😃

>you don't cure yourself of STDs by having sex with other people
lol neither do the characters, because eventually the last person who got it dies and it backtracks to kill the others

nah, heREDDITary is reddit. It Follows is something else.

Except in the movie, you don't actually die if you have sex with someone else

They're both redditcore, don't fool yourself.

You're right, and that does sound a lot more like how STDs work.

Have you even watched the movie? If you pass it on you live in fear because you don't know when it will return.

Horror without harming human body isn't really a horror. It's a thriller or jumpscareshit
The whole thing is about making violence look believable

Add Halloween to this list.
CRACKS
*sips*

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Do you think STDs are like cancer or something, and they go into remission and then come back later on unexpectedly? I really don't see the correlation

pretty sure you're thinking of gore

>fag in denial

That was his rival child rapist that's only mad he poisoned the well of hot children

>Horror without harming human body isn't really a horror

You're wrong. So, very, very, wrong.

Eraserhead, Freaks and Poltergeist. Now go to your room and continue not having sex and say 10 Hail Kinos on your Yea Forums rosary.

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Not remission nigger, "it" leaving and coming back is a metaphor for the state you put yourself in from being promiscuous and getting STDs from all the butt fucking. They never know when they're gonna die, only that they're hopeless.

That's a yes then

Were they all having anal sex? That must have passed me by. Whoops. Man, I really missed a whole bunch of stuff in that movie apparently

If they were it wouldn't be metaphorical and the film would just be your biography instead.

Ahhh, so it's a metaphor because they put the peepee in the baby hole, not in the pooper. Got it.

>Eraserhead, Freaks and Poltergeist
Soihorror

It's metaphorical because it's an invisible demon and not an actual in-universe STD

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please go back to comics and toys and live the kino discussions to the experts

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And because of the pooper penetration though, right?

zodiac aint horror

The pooper penetration that happens irl and is the prime propagator of STDs, yes.

So all the sex in the movie is a metaphor for pooper sex

Not exclusively, but pooper sex is a significant component as I said before.

Ok, so only most of the sex in the movie metaphorically representative of pooper sex?

>And because of the pooper penetration though, right?

I legitamitely don't like you. I don't like what your post, I don't like how you write, and I hate your attitude.

You're one of those annoying little faggots who would sharpen his pencil too loud if it got you irl (yous) and you could niggle some poor soul more by acting like you don't know what you're doing.

It would be pretty cool if you lost your gallbladder, had kidney failure or lost a tooth - a front one.

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It's all about pooper sex if you want to interpret that way.

Hey, man. I'm just trying to get to the bottom of all these penetrated bottoms, and we are making progress ()

Homosexuality and narcissistic disorder are also correlated, now that you mentioned it.

Thinking you're unique or special for having a fear of the ocean or deep sea is peak soipinion.
even worse when coupled with
>OMG I cant play subnautica I noped out so hard guys! deep sea is so le spooky skeleton

The only point of watching horror movies is using it as an excuse to bang a chick.

>Thinking you're unique or special for having a fear of the ocean or deep sea is peak soipinion.
>even worse when coupled with
>>OMG I cant play subnautica I noped out so hard guys! deep sea is so le spooky skeleton

I don't know who your talking to or what your point really is, this isn't reddit and we aren't your friends.

BUT - I thought oceanphobia shit was gay for weak people, but one time I went snorkling by myself as my gf and diving partner was being a little bitch and cramping up and I didn't want to stop as I was seeing so much cool shit at a new spot.

The weather started to get bad, visibility started to fade and the waves started getting rough and I was waaaaaaaaaaay out from the shore (dumb move), I had to start swimming pretty hard at a diagonal path to try and beat the current.

I saw something big and gray zig zagging my way with fluid ease and I thought I was fucking dead, I had no chance - I was shark meat.

I almost pissed myself, and this 300 pound Grouper comes up to my face and just takes off again.

I haven't been in the ocean without a dive knife since.

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>this isn't reddit
>post filled with reddit spacing

>>this isn't reddit

>>post filled with reddit spacing

I just retroactively reddit spaced your post. Look at me, you're now part of reddit too.

In all honesty, the reddit spacing meme was very funny and a veritable (you) generator factory. It still makes me laugh, and I've always posted like this and always will.

Walls of text are tough for my old Gen Xer eyes.

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kek, imagine posting this unironically

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>kek, imagine posting this unironically

The Descent was enjoyable. The initial twist of Insidious was entertaining - all the actors are likeable.

(please like this post - I don't have any likes)

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>horror movies don't need to be scary
Nobody says this, right? Right?!

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they don't