Movies made as a joke

>Movies made as a joke

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Jesus Christ, Emma looks like shit now.

Emma looks like a mother.

>Jesus Christ, Emma looks like shit
fix'd

Abigail looks like shit now.

How did they sign up all 4 actors for this? They all are doing okay, no need to star in this straight-to-dvd sequel made 7 years too late

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I feel like everyone talked themselves into liking Zombieland as kind of a joke, but then no one really wanted to admit that they didn't actually like it, and we've all been living a lie for years and somehow that led to a sequel.

If you rewatch the movie now, Jesse Eisenberg is at his absolute most peak annoying nebbish jew mode and it pretty much makes the movie insufferable. The only good thing it has going for it is that it's the only time Emma Stone ever looked hot in a movie.

I have watched it once in cinema with friend and we both liked it, haven't ever rewatched it though

I liked it

I liked the first one, but why the fuck would there be another?

that's probably the only reason i care. must be an alright script

more like abigail breastlin lmao

>Jesse Eisenberg

How the fuck has this nerdy Kike done so well in Hollywood. He has the charisma of a lettuce.

My god I cant stand Jesse Eisenberg. Easily one of the worst actors in Hollywood.

zombieland was fun as fuck when it came out

Amber heard still looked pure on zombieland.

it´s amazing how much better men age then women

fun is a buzzword

>nut up

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What happened to the girl on the right?

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guys i think jesse eisenberg might be a jew

aging should be prohibited

>Harrelson and Eisenberg literally look the same
>Emma looks 45
Why did God make women this way

It's interesting you ask 'how' when his last name is berg. Top goy.

Aging is one of the worst memes you could fall for

>men look she same
>white roasties hit the wall already

jesse eisenberg is an annoying kike and should not be allowed anywhere near a camera. fact.

fuck eisenberg
brings shame to the good Jewish name

So this is what 10 years does to white women huh

its out already?

why do lolis have to grow up

>still no breslin tit pics to wank over

why even live?

lul there was a television pilot made too by amazon i think. it was bad.

zombies were a completely dead genre. shaun of the dead was a diamond in a strippers vs zombies shitpile. i think that fucking bad show walking dead (how does it get ratings again?) brought this back from the dead. anything zombie + namebrand = green light until the walking dead stops making money really.

zombieland itself was probably a 20 minute script that got stretched into 1hr20min. but it had a pretty nice slow motion intro, a few funny scenes i guess.

woody stopped smoking weed. thats why hes doing all this filming stuff now. probably trying to bank some shit for his family. honestly no clue.

as for the entire cast? probably some contract that says if they ever do a sequel they get paid XX amount and you have to sign the contract.

>only time Emma Stone ever looked hot in a movie.

Bruh.

I love Zombieland. One of the fun ones that come out from the dredge that is zombie obsession of early 10s

People try to recreate old image
>Poses are slightly or obviously different
>Props are different

This tingles my 'tism more than I can describe

Woody Harrelson looks like shit now

only 10 years for Eisenberg to go from cute twink to obnoxious looking jew
time is a cruel mistress

If you were 25 when Zombieland came out it sucked then too. Ruben Fleischer is a fucking hack.

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fucking kill me

she is

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