tfw you'r a 30 yeard old semi-virgin who once fucked a hooker in his teens and never touched a woman since
i want to die, i feel worse than a legit virgin
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Tfw you'r a 30 yeard old semi-virgin who once fucked a hooker in his teens and never touched a woman since
Hunter Butler
Angel Ward
Matthew Long
Sometimes when I feel down, I take whatever little money I have set aside and try to get a hooker pregnant.
Isaac Martinez
i think of that sometimes too
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Brody Clark
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE "Your fortune: Excellent Luck" FROM ABOVE ITS ORANGE AND IF YOU LOOK BELOW ITS RED
Jaxson Clark
have sex
John Cruz
I wish I was a girl. they can make 80k a year just by being a surrogate
Liam White
source?
Jace Parker
You fucked up and now you'll never be a wizard, user.
Jayden Scott
Because it's and orange-red and LCDs display colors different depending on the angles.
Ryan Butler
don't worry, user. if you've only ever paid for sex you ARE still a virgin
Gabriel Kelly
Why don't you just fuck more hookers?
Nolan Cox
based
Jason Barnes
cringe AF
Wyatt Jackson
based zoomer
Elijah Rivera
Will I ever get pusy?
Ryder Sullivan
>have sex
>haha no it doesnt count
why dont you blow me
Asher Lewis
Your fortune: Bad Luck
William Davis
Yikes
Isaac Moore
Dominic Brown
Bruh
Zachary Davis
you need more likes
Connor King
this is a post I can get behind
William Jackson
>he's too pathetic as a man to actually charm a woman and any real girl is repulsed by the thought of even touching him
>he resorted to paying some nasty hag to touch his tiny peen instead
>he unironically thinks this counts
Caleb Rivera
how old are you?
also, regardless of your age, probably not.
Cooper Miller
brapped and sniffpilled
Grayson Martin
Will the next Avatar movie come out soon
Chase Thompson
>the hooker who i fucked said i should stop being so shy and was shocked when i said i don't have a gf.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Mason Bell
Andrew Wilson
last time I had sex was like 5 months ago with a trap I had been hooking up with. First trap I've ever had, was fun, but they hit me up recently and I don't really want to fuck them again tbqh
Landon Walker
god I wish I were those shorts
Grayson Johnson
Ryan Collins
will we all make it?
Your fortune: Outlook good
Noah Phillips
i'm 10 months thirsty i want to fuck a trap, i saw some trap vids, but they are so rare in my country, and i would legit fuck anything. I fucked my 50 year old neighbour last month while i was fixing her computer.
Oliver Hill
ooh
Aiden Mitchell
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Aaron Johnson
Matthew Harris
Christ, the smell of that "thing" has got to be unbearable.
Isaac Turner
will anyone ever like me
Brody Carter
>mfw next weekend i'm going to fuck a 5'1 girl with tits the size of my head and a pussy so tight i made her bleed one time
>mfw i'm going to make lonely and horny posts that night anyway
stay mad you literal virgins
Jeremiah Watson
Based!
John Martin
at what point do you regain semi-virgin status after fucking a hooker?
Jaxson James
nice I'd love to fuck an older woman. The trap was fun but they were kind of hyper and hanging out with them could get kinda exhausting after a while. My desire to breed traps has been sated for now.
Mason Taylor
😃
Cooper Howard
when you forget how pusy feels
Lucas Morales
>implying you're not already at semi-virgin status because you resorted to fucking a hooker
you go back to full virgin status after 18 months
Charles Gomez
I'M PICKLE RICK
Ethan Barnes
pls
Joshua Cruz
>tfw 34 year old kissless hugless never touch a girl thats not a family member virgin
Jordan Roberts
By your logic rape is not sex
Jonathan Ramirez
well I used a condom as any sane person would, so I don't know if I ever knew how pussy feels.
nice. it was about 18 months ago actually.