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sunday comfy continues aw yiss.
Why do I have to wait months to see her movie at home.
>Hey you, yes you. We want more! Work on your writing!
I'm ready.
Anyway user, if you've reached that point I suggest the military if you're physically able. At least that way if you die you'll do so in a noble fashion with a few bucks in the bank. If you're lucky you might even bang a stripper.
>Your in the street and this guy comes up to your girl and tells her to STEP ASIDE-
-What do?
>Suddenly, K is Australian.
1 coin for this fresh OC, user
>user, why is the folder 'Alita' on your computer over 1 tb?
I say "DAYM BRIES FEET LOOKIN LIKE THAT NOW? SHIIIIIT"
I let her step aside into my lap, if you catch my drift. ha ha that sick but think on it tho
Hey, look what i found on my local 3D scrapyard.
A chibi head without a body.
Don't tell me what to do
I'll do it when I'm ready
>become patriot, engage revolution mode
>resistance turns all walking tanks into burning junk piles
>finish the mission, destroy Zalem
>move to URM with my perfect waifu
are you sure you can rebuild that, doctor?
what
nothing
it's a virus
go away
Ethics ask the question not, "Can we?" but, "Should we?"
Some things are better off in the trash.
I've been procrastinating today and needed this, thanks.
I might have a fitting body, somewhere on an External HDD.
781 hours in photoshop
>PLS?! I NED ET!
>*sob*
I'M NOT JEALOUS OF YOUR TALENT OR ANYTHING FUCK
lol I just found that on google
but yes whoever made that is a beast
tfw addicted to Panzercunny ideations but don't want to be
how do I restore her as a wholesome character in my mind
i love you
stop being Makaku.
I need a screengrab of Alita looking hella mean. Anyone got one?
A masterpiece...
These threads tricked me into watching this movie, it was shit. Luckily I saw it for free so it didn’t make a dime off me. I knew you waifufags were full of shit and bad taste
Look at the bigger picture instead of just one piece.
yasss
>last 30 seconds of Motorball
i could run through a fuCKING WALL RIGHT NOW
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oops didn’t mean for this to be a reply
Dr.Ido sums up the latest news.
youtube.com
At least we made it past the damn 400, with theaters kicking it out of the rotation now.
Maybe superfans will jump in and campaign the local theaters directly.
Seriously thinking about it myself.
i have this if you want
This movie really triggers the Captain Marvel cucks, eh?
lmao fugg not quite what I needed but here's this a for a laugh
Imagine winning at the boxoffice and you still feel like a loser lmao
Enjoy your movie, Brie! kek
heh he he he
HA HA HA HA HA
>unreleased movie
>shill general for a trailer
Shh, user, it'll be alright. It'll be better for the wait. If i force it, it won't come out good.
thank you now pls subscribe to my patreon for many more high quality edits
D-Desert Punk!?
>If i force it
That's hot.
>It wears the Alita on it's skin... Or else it gets the boxoffice again.
Oh yeah, purity and beauty always triggers the evil ones and their mindless drones.
No, Alita.
LIVING
PENDANT
Who's this tranny?
>tfw 5 monster cans on my desk
>want to drink another but I just had one
>that much caffeine will end me rightly
>but I'm hooked
FUCK
based GANGSTA sticker. i'd make a patch or an enamel pin but I'm not sure if anyone would understand it
>tfw went through six redbulls last night
>in a row
Alita memes are the new hipster swag, we're so obscure that you could probably go months before anyone managed to figure out what it means.
...at least where I live.
switch it up with a red bull
that's the kind of fan support I like though. The more obscure the better. I'd love to have a Factory patch sewn onto my work jacket.
>having this much of a tolerance
I don't even want to imagine that withdrawal, user.
I... don't even get withdrawals anymore. Sometimes I fall asleep right after having one.
My life is a grey hell.
Lots of people in the hospitality industry have insane caffine tolerances
I think that body looks like shit, i think i have to refurbish it completely.
This might take a while.
Guys I literally had a dream last night that I went to the movie theater to go see Alita
send help
>end me rightly
I see you’re a student of Panzer Kunat as well.
Plausible.
Well at least you have channeled that hell into something useful, doing great things for our general.
Personally I fear the day caffeine does nothing to me. My life will be basically over, I already sleep way more than is normal or healthy.
i'm not going anywhere
i'm installing ue4
3 weeks of not taking any coffeine and your brain is back to baseline.
So you too are an apprentice of the dark arts? A creator who knows how to manipulate the vertex, the edge and the polygon?
>32
>life is going nowhere, been out of military for 4 years
>starting to have an urge to go into contracting
>afraid I might have royally fucked myself by "just" being an artilleryfag
>everyone I talk to says they only want infantry guys with combat experience
FUCK
Help me anons, I've hit rock bottom and don't know where to go from here
>in the old thread
>didn't see we have a new thread
>see the thread slide off page 10 and get archived
>thought it was the end of an era
Phew. The comfy continues
>
>3 weeks of not taking any coffeine and your brain is back to baseline.
7 days, actually. Biologically.
Psychologically? Way longer.
Fresh work in progress by Louie H on twitter
This. I've tried to get "back to baseline" before and it never quite works as well as I hope it will.
VERY NICE
>hospitality industry
You mean whores, right?
>contracting
What is contracting?
merc work
That's boss. Too much ass, but boss.
Coffeine alone like in drinking coffee or coffeine and sugar like in Red Bull or other drinks?
there is a huge difference
We all know who's responsible for these stupid generals
Think Blackwater
That ass is summoning impure thoughts, send help.
not really, i suck at modelling, i can program a bit.
i was making a game with ue4 and blueprints, but i quit when i realised it could't be turned to online multiplayer because of the way i made it.
i named the project GALLY, it was like 3 years ago
dat ass is da help
grow stronger
>merc work
DO IT LIKE IMMEDIATELY
You have the skills to handle guns bro and military training
Better be a merc that an office wageslave or any other wageslave or even worse an unemployable neet
Just do it, become a merc
I don't care what your country or nationality or ideology is but being a merc is something honorable
>too much ass
IMPOSSIBRU!
Learn a trade. I got nothing against it, but why does being a contractor interest you?
Panzercunny ideations?
Mercenaries have pretty high standards, compared to the government enlistees.
Damn Aussies
Because skillset, and money.
>Please stop this.
Stop pretending to be a prude Alita, you were a total cocktease in the manga
I'll think about making some; the GANGSTA snip might be too niche, might get more interest with the factory logo
>Have the pedohiles left user?
>Is it safe to come out?
Yes, it's fine to come out, and bring that ass with you.
Trips confirm, switching to maximum comf.
>i can program a bit.
That's another powerful arcane art-form.
Have fun with UE4.
Gonna have to hide a bit longer, it seems. Pendant-Man is stalking.
Stop this, before I make you stop.
>What could you do to my ass with such a little thing user?
what if alita was a giant amazonian woman
>What was that?
gd alita murdered him
You might have to force me, but I'd be okay with that.
fire in the hole I'm tossing out a weapons grade Rosa webm to distract them!
>that shot of her ass as screwhead drags her over wrapped up in chains
I shall aid you in these dark times user.
>mfw that face frequently means "stop fucking around and stick it in"
>the way she subtly grinds on that buckle
OMFL
Rosa is growing on me
That's not a very appropriate reaction picture for this user.
;__;
That's odd, I fell for her almost instantly.
I'm sure she is user
Ok how about this one
Can't help but wonder if she was getting into it...
...Perfect
you mean you're growing for her user
This, but actually the opposite. Pick your employer carefully.
Alita sucks, Captain Kino is where it's at
put some black behind the text
don't do it if you are making shitty oc on purpose
>some cuck actually made this
The absolute state of 2019.
what is at it?
>mug to hide tumblr nose
well at least they did that but you're still gettin' a beating boi
Well, it had to be somewhere.
took you long enough
This crash meme is just getting better and better.
I'd like her bouncing on me, if you catch my drift. ha ha think on it ho
Another outstanding job cutanon
>WHOA check that ou-
i tried black but it didn't work as well
You need better contrasting colors on the grey scale. White and black are best, usually, and expected.
Nah
not the whole text fag.
there must be something black under the text.
if you made it in paint just cut two rectangles, paint them black and place the text on them
Sequel when
If you put the text on a separate layer and select it by color, you can then add Gaussian blurred shading under it with "draw on selection."
Sooner than you think.
lewdposting is IN
>I don't think so
Oh fuck we passed 400m again when I was asleep? Nice.
pastebin.com
>Is it, now?
Looks like this pic needs an update
Were there any survivors?
>IN
More like IN-decent.
i never understood this, does he see through the eyes of all cyborgs? how did he not know who did this to grewishka if he was riding him?
comfy as fuck
it sure does
HOW ARE YOU CHINK SHILLS STILL HERE?!?!
THERE'S TONS OF SCREENSHOTS OF SITES HIRING SHILLS FOR THE MOVIES AND STILL MONTHS LATER YOU'RE STILL HERE YOU FUCKING NEET SHILLS
the chibi is cutie
$402m but we don't need any of it.
WE
DO
IT
FOR
FREE
Marvelcucks really hate this movie. Dunno why.
Damn is hard fapping in /d/ with the catalog not working
You guys think its worth it? Or are getting signatures a hebrew mind trick? Because WHEN Alita gets a sequel and the opening box office is +$100 million I might actually make money ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>THERE'S TONS OF SCREENSHOTS OF SITES HIRING SHILLS FOR THE MOVIES
This movie? Proof?
If they could prove it's her actual signature? But that just looks like a child took a marker to it.
we are here for you, so you don't feel alone
YOU ASK EVERY THREAD AND EITHER I OR OTHERS HAVE POSTED AND YOU STILL ACT SHOCKED, KYS. SHILLS ARE GETTING DOXXED TONIGHT LADS
>RENT
>FREE
WHERE TO GET THIS FIG??
I NEED IT
You realize we can just go back and check, right liar?
oh really
The Pedo are gone, I'm the suffering user, would you cry for me? You are so cute when you cry.
I get a weekly check and I cash it in for Alita smiles.
True, just checked some other signatures and they look a fair bit different. But who knows, I aint no signature dealer.
This is true of all of us here
I know you guys at Disney have laid off the FOX marketing team for the movie and don't like seen it promoted but you can go and choke on a dick.
100% accurate, my man.
>turns her head before she turns her eyes
Great little detail
Wait, what? Where's my fucking cheque?
Thanks for seeing them off user, the pedos dont belong here. But I can settle for you, suffering user.
>laid off the FOX marketing team
It's the 6th, no 7th week, of the movie
7th
It's hardly on any theaters anymore and blu-rays are months away
Whatever job the marketing team had is done and they are moved to other projects
Not everything is a conspiracy
i've been following these generals at least for the last week and haven't seen this fyi
Or, like the news said, Disney fired them before they were finished.
Choke on a dick.
they got laid off the same day of the merger, all movie social media got shut down. so yeah
>39 posters
>182 replies
I think you may be right
sorry it's late user, here is your payment.
It truly is
it's time for Dr. Ido to realize she really is a little older than he thought...
I'm pretty sure Weta just tried to completely Ctrl c + + v Rosa's performance, so all of the eye details and hand and finger movement were all Rosa.
What. The. Fuck. Is . That?
delet
Why the FUCK was this unironic masterpiece marketed so fucking poorly
why did they shoot themselves in the foot like this?!?!?!?!
it's called ahegao
>”what’s this bread meme”
Imagine being this much of a newfag
It’s a Yea Forums meme, but it has given us some spicy alita pics
Image limit looking pretty close for 200 replies.
Gonna need you to delet that, friend.
>39 posters
>190 replies
Nope, nothing suspicious here Chink spitters. How is it having women with small asses and no tits? And being hollow, pale insectoid imitations of mankind? And having thousabd of your people killed by escalators or traffic insurance scams? Lol, insects, killed by the thousands and breed by the millions.
good morning, user!
This general is an OC printing press.
Merci.
user, here look at this. Now put your dick away when looking at Alita, thanks.
u best delet this boi
>everything on the front page has less than 10 replies
I wonder if this shitposter is 20% of our trolling?
Man, I’m reading volume 5 and Stain from Boku no Hero Academia looks too much like Zapan
REMINDER OF WHAT THESE THREADS ARE FOR
basically yeah
after she saw the movie she was criticizing her performance and self-conscious about something she was doing with her mouth, and then they pointed out that even though Alita is all CGI they still managed to put everything Rosa did on the screen
Don't dox me please
>hey boss alita is coming out the next month
>what is alita
>it's the new film produced by cameron and directed by rodriguez
>...
>the one with the big eyes...
>oy don't remind me, it's that mango, animu remake?
>yes boss
>that crazy bastard jim, he pressured us to release, he was threatening to hit me with an oscar statue, can you imagine?
>so boss, how do we market it?
>market it? it's animu, it's gonna flop, not that it matters, we are getting merged with disney
>nothing at all boss?
>eh, just make a minimal marketing campaign, that crazy bastard jim scares me
You can tell your chink by the way you type. You imitate the Yea Forums culture decent but there's humor and geniuneness missing. Hollowness. Soulless. Chink
Fox didn't care because they were selling out. They didn't want to work with Cameron on it in the first place, since it was a risky passion project.
But Crazy Jim made it happen anyway.
>You now realize "Fuck your mercy," has the same cadence as, "Fuck your marketing."
maybe they are __________________________________________for you
Nah we like women here
Please doxx me. I wan everyone to know how poor I am, how I’m unemployed, how no one has paid me a cent for any shilling, and that I, like everyone else here, genuinely likes Alita that much and is willing to make OC and discussions for her for free.
Here’s your (You), because you made me mad.
You sound angry. Why not stay a while and tell us what's wrong, friend?
This Alita needs to be superimposed on a riot with the caption, "/alita/ thread in Yea Forums."
Glad to see Jerome is back samefagging, he's latest derail attemp is call everyone a chink shill, well you see Jerome, before the jannies come and clean all your shit again I got a reminder for you.
*AHEM*
Jerome, Jerome
Oh are you here again?
You must be obsessed
Sperging in pain
One hundred copes
Trying to derail
You may think you are witty
But your shilling is frail
Well now I am living
To watch Alita at the Kinoplex
Oh but please Jerome
Don't forget to have sex
Thanks everyone.
based. These chinks are pretty obvious. I'll give them credit, they're much more subtle than most nonwhites and smart, but they lack creativity, heart, warmth and geniune soul
>AH AHHHHHH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!!
>before the jannies come and clean all your shit again
This always gets a chuckle from me.
O B V I O U S
>lack creativity, heart, warmth and geniune soul
PERFECT description of the movie
perfect description of you
>>have sex
chink shill. You all have similar editing styles too, unlike posters of other threads.
>creativity, heart, warmth and geniune soul
>PERFECT description of the movie
Fixed.
>Oh, great. Alita is here
based best delet posters
And also these threads
have children
WHAT’S THE MATTER, MAZAPAN
YOU A LITTLE BITCH?
Why are "fandoms" such insufferable faggots?
D-DON’T HURT ME
I don't remember this from Alita
Based and redpilled
>there's a correct way to meme-arrow
>wrong.png
Wanting Alita to be hurt just because you like how she looks when hurt isn't very healed of you.
no he gone
Requesting alita's heart from the art book, preferably a transparent one.
I got two versions friend.
> ever since watching Alita I haven’t had a bad day
Does anyone have a link to the "Starfall" story our writeanon posted last night?
I love the idea of Jimbo walking into some Fox execs office with a baseball bat. He's acting polite like it's a normal meeting but all the while he's idly swinging the bat around.
test
Not writefag but I have it in my tabs still.
>pastebin.com
Kek
I watch Alito now every time I dilate, it eases the agony of constantly forcing my gaping wound open for the rest of my miserable life until I kill myself
>You okay bud? Looks like I clipped you.
>You sure? Looks like it really hurts.
>You know what, we should have safety precautions for this sort of thing, right?
>Guess what makes things safer?
>Me getting my movie.
>Glad we had this talk.
Thanks, user
>The darkness around you is absolute now, and you feel a spike of fear rise through you before you feel the warmth [of] Alita’s nanotech fingers envelop your own.
That's my favorite part
Yeah, read his other stuff, too.
>pastebin.com
AW LOOK AT THAT
I'm dying it's so cute.
shouldn't be surprised by it at this point, but still
FAGGOT
Based. Also
It is now 43 posters and 247 replies. We have only gained 4 new posters yet have gained 65 new replies.
These same chinks are shilling the whole thread
I don't like to see Alita cry but I am sad so I welcome you to join me in listening to this song: youtu.be
>>I mean... 7 whole replies, user. 7!
It's never too late to ahev a good life!
Get your shit toghether, grow your dick and balls back and face life head-on!
>posting fanfic without warning
AT LEAST SPOILER THAT SHIT YOU GIGA FAGGOT
FUCK YOU FANFICFAGS SHIPFAGS ARE WORSE THAN NAMEFAGS
so mad i laughed at you
so an average of 6 posts per user in 2 hours
literal spam!
it's obvious user. No one comes in these threads unless they see it and drop in for a second or so.
Any anons going to Iron City in LA tonight?
This movie fucking ruined this board, so damn dad
Like every fucking thread on Yea Forums
>complain about generals being an echo chamber for autistic fandom
>complaining not enough people linger and post in the generals
WHICH ONE IS IT, JEROME?
Look at the current catalog. It's a shitshow. It's not just this general getting hit with trolling.
Frankly, this general has less of it.
lol this guy is so ass-pained. It was funny at first but it's gotten tedious quick. Back to comfyposting.
I'm sick of this shit. After this is archived please don't make another general.
_________________________No.
Let's make +300 more
Looks like Jerome has fully mobilized tonight, I recommend NOT replying anons, thanks.
>Oh cool Peter Stormare is the villain
>don't realize it's Norton until he takes his goggles off
Am I fuckin retarded or what
imagine how much they are going to whine when the blu-ray is out and we start making reaction pictures out of every single fucking frame of the movie.
Excuse you, this movie SAVED this board. Most thread on Yea Forums are the following:
>not related to movies or TV. At all.
>feet
>celebrity gossip, unrelated to movies or TV
>what tv/movie character do you wanna see BLACKED?!??
>r9k-tier tfw no gf baww threads, maybe mention a movie at some point
>pol-tier talk vaguely related to movies and TV
>porn
>spam
>feet
>spam
Whether or not you like this movie, we are a Platonic ideal thread of OC, discussions, passion for more material, passion for fellow fans, passion for merch, ALL related to a MOVIE.
/ALITA/ didn’t ruin this board. We /healed/ it.
Yeah, sorry user. :(
is this from the art book?
and i wish i could, im out of town. today is the last day, fuck
he's getting angrier and more desperate every time another attempt at killing the generals fails
I'm a little concerned for him desu
No more free (You)s
You probably also didn't realize Casper Van Dien.
Or the actor for Jason Vorhees.
Or that Grewishka was Rorschach.
The movie kinda sucked desu
onward to 999!
agreed it got boring
it's gonna be glorious.
fucking touching, what was the story behind this?
The stress will give him cancer in a few years, 10 bucks says he'll die and it will take 20 days for anyone to notice.
This but it appeals to these people's pedophilia waifu fantasies
i REVEL in it
I thought it was James Cameron.
...
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
>out of every single fucking frame of the movie.
don't forget extras
Fair point
>don't forget extras
I'm going to break my hand.
>mfw the only thing keeping me going is The BluRay and Sequel infos and both are quite some time off.
A B-tier virtually unknown actress past her prime just wrapped up filming a big budget action film which ended up making 402M and made her well known
She was actually really fucking amazing in her role
last scene she filmed for the movie and got teary-eyed.
I wonder what her last scene was?
eeeeewwwww
bread's in the oven
I don't believe that anybody feels the feels I feel about you now.
somehow her crying IRL is even sadder than when she's acting
Dreams do come true, after all.
Smells good user
I'm glad you guys enjoy it! As always I've got more cozy drafts kicking around.
GIVE
smellin GOOD
Incels
you
NEW
>Be Rosa Salazar
>Dream of being a great actress since I was little
>Finally start landing some minor roles
>Not a big deal, but they pay the bills
>Eventually get the change to star in a big movie
>I can't fuck this up
>I try my hardest. I put everything I have into this project
>The crew is very kind to me. RR and JC are like the dads I wish I had
>I wish it could be like this forever
>Filming finally wraps up and I can't help but break down in front of everyone because I don't want this moment to end
>I don't want to part ways with all these people that filled my heart with so much happiness
>This movie is for them, the people who took me in and made me feel like we were a family
>I hope critics like it
>And hope it makes a lot of money
>Because it's all for them
no more tears please
You forgots...
>Previous movies failed.
>#MeToo bullshit she went through.
>new general
This is now a thread for discussion of Captain Kino
dude she was awesome when she shoot the lasers
The cat was a better actor.