Now that the dust has finally settled, what does Yea Forums think of this film?

Now that the dust has finally settled, what does Yea Forums think of this film?

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Yea Forums likes it, contrarians dont, l+h fags venerate it and misconstrue the meanings behind scenes

Trash
Shit
Crap
Unnecessary
Dishonest
Awful
Boring
Pompous
Pseudointellectual
Derivative
Reddit

>l+h
what's that

Not as good as the first movie but not "bad"
A bit overlong and not very interesting from an aesthetic point of view
It had basically inverted the problems of the previous movie wherein Deckard was a noncharacter now K is fully realized and has an arc while the side characters are boring archetypes
Some good scenes and individual shots
Overall an unnecessary but pleasant experience in terms of "This could have been infinitely worse"
Villenueve's third-weakest movie

Although SOMEONE in the creation process absolutely had to have been like "You know this is going to flop, right?"

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lonely and horny

>Although SOMEONE in the creation process absolutely had to have been like "You know this is going to flop, right?"
Money laundering

Its cool but pointlessly long. Im not talking of Lawrence of Arabia enjoyable long that makes sense, no it's long for no reason other than being long.

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A waste of time and money. No waste of talent though.

A soulless flop
A completely forgettable awful flick
Event Horizon is how you make a soulful original passionate flop that is loved forever

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unironic kino. 10/10

The source of the worst forced meme of 2017 and 2018

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I've literally never heard of this; is it actually good or am I getting memed on?

fug
was meant for

Even Horizon is a terribly flawed movie that needed more content and is really overrated by its fanboys but it's nice schlock to watch if you've the time

it was well recieved because people went in expecting a cashgrab to try and profit off an old franchise like most studios seem to be doing nowadays
Once the movie itself turned out to be somewhat good and the K memes overflew the subreddit it became relevant

Almost as good as the first one

Event Horizon is garbage and you now it.

Better than expected.
Also fwr superior to original.

>muh horror in spez

best film of the year by a country mile

I mean, I liked BR49 a lot, but if you say it's better than the original then you realize you're a pleb right?

Best film of 2017, top 5 of the decade.

This, but the establishment refused to admit it. Guess it just can't compete with quality films like Black Panther.

No, I liked it, I liked everything about it
I'm not going to keep a kino facade and say only the films cultured swines parrot to pretend to be intelligent
I liked it and fuck the intellectuals

not that user but give me a rundown on the meme, pretty much every Yea Forumsshow or movie has those themes to some degree I don't get why this gets brought up all the time

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How is it reddit though???

Its borderline sneedchuckian.

The fact that black panther was bad doesn't make br2049 good
Black panther was race baiting capeshit
Br2049 was kino baiting for pseudointellectual brainlets

I enjoyed it. It's the best sequel to a classic Harrison Ford movie, but I know that isn't saying much.

>*screeching deep noise with depressing visuals*

The Force Awakens
Indiana Jones 4
The Witness 2: Martyrdom

K walking alone and meeting giant Joi to he and Deckard swimming ashore is the greatest emotional crescendo in modern film.

Truly great score, might be the best part of the film.

sauce on that pic

Not reading your post because of that fag image, fag

For me, BR2049 was a complete disappointment. And one of the most disappointing things was a lack of imagination. Joi was protagonist’s holographic companion – that could present so many opportunities! Shapeshifting, hacking, distracting enemies and she could even draw some schematics in the air when explaining something. And none of these was in the film. She was just a generic housewife, who even changed her clothes only a couple of times.

Yet, the most interesting (and at the same time obvious) opportunity creators missed was to make Joi’s primary form – a small cute equine-like creature. Not only it would make a better presentation of the question if she is just a pet to her owner or his equal, but also show how broad can be boundaries of relations.

Yes, there would be some challenges. Like sex scene between a human and quadruped creature would obviously not acceptable for such major film. But in that case, Joi could either become a human (remember, shapeshifting) or that scene could be simply dropped altogether, because frankly it doesn’t add anything meaningful to the film, nor is it fit the story (see Cinemasins video).

>How is it reddit though???
Some examples just from this thread
(fuck this fag especially)
(this faggot too)
(admittedly 2017 was shit year for cinema but this doesn't make br2049 good)
(gits was much much better than br2049, that's how shit br2049 was)
("classic Harrison Ford movie", do you get now why it's reddit?)
not everyone I quoted is reddit but this is enough evidence on why br2049 is the top reddit

Doppel
Rude

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i want a satyr boy

>thinking the film is good is 'reddit'

where does that rank on brightly coloured women?

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>thinking br2049 is a good film
this is reddit

Is this the source of inspiration behind the Dead Space series (or at least the 1st game)?

falls apart after the 1st viewing

>it's not LotR
That's how I knew it would be bad.

most reddit trash since Mad Max: Fedora Road. Embarrassing attempt at making a good film. You should be ashamed if you like it.

It's pseudo-artistic and pseudointellectual. Casuals laud it as amazing like Nolan's and Tarantino's shit films. It's just as reddit as TDK and Tarantula's last 3-4 abortions.

Unnecessary and didn't bring anything new to the table.

Harrison Ford has a glorified walk-on role which should have been a supporting role at a minimum but needed to be a co-starring role.

No Vangelis; No memorable new music...

Someone needs to tell Ridley Scott that it's time for the assisted living center.

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Here, I'm going to "fix" BR2049
Not really fix because it's an unmitigated dumpster fire, just make it watchable
>remove every scene with harison ford
>remove every scene with jared leto
>remove nexus uprising plot
>trim one hour from runtime
There, it's still trash but it's watchable now and not complete dog turd
Villeneuve you fucking hack

Arrival was shit
Blade Runner 2049 was shit
Enemy was kino
I haven't watched Prisoners
I haven't watched Sicario

based

>BR2049 is unironically considered a reddit movie
Just cause some 2deep4you fags on reddit like it (it's bound to attract redditors since it's pretty slow) doesn't mean they actually understand it.

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which reminds me, is Incendies good?

would have been a better movie if they explored the relationship between joi and K and just had the storyline about 2 nonhuman trying to experience "love" but instead they had to make it a bladerunner movie and bring harrison ford into it for no good reason and honestly it was just boring trash

>l+h fags
Why is that? I never watched any of the movies but I am kind of in that group so I may watch it.

And this is exactly why blade runner was dishonest
It pretended to pose serious interesting questions yet it didn't explore them and instead it was baiting with nostalgia and harisonford and cgirachel and immoreevilthantyrelandarealgodleto
It ended up being a directionless mess
Dishonest filmmaking at it's finest
Only stupid pseudo-intellectuals can like this "film"

Polytechnique>Incendies>Sicario>Prisoners>Enemy>2049>Maelstrom>Arrival

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Muchh better than the original