And finally we arrive at...Rejinahld LADOO

tall, dfc, fat booty
the best combo

BILLEH LEE TUDDUL

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If you watch the revival scene you can see that Sallah Khan Thancbou is in it

dubs agen.. annagen.. annagen..

she used an ass double right

why is this a meme

I want you to stop saying odd shit like this.

Did he ever pass a message to Diz Kaze?

I need to rewatch this. I remember i was so ashamed of pirating it, i bought the dvd set.

Yeah, he didn't do it though, he had dem keez do it

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AND I WAS ALL LIKE
AK AND EVERYTHANG
SHIIEET

REGGIE LAHDOO

youtu.be/bdU_aaXdvSs

patrician identified

TALKIN BOUT MUFUGGIN LEHDOO

Whenever I feel like rewatching S3 I remember how awful the final episode was and it’s implications for the entire season and I lose interest. Fuck Pizza, S2 was garbage too and I refuse to rewatch it. S1 really was Fukanaga’s project.

Reggie Le Dew? Shiiiieeeeeeet. Now that guy was somethin' else.

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REHGEENAULD LAYDOOOOOO

REGGIE MUFUGGIN LAHDOO DID DIS!?

no this was just after her pregnancy and she confirmed she was booty'd up from it

REDGY LEDEW.

MOMMY

>got punked by S2
>refuse to watch another pizza season unless binging
>wait each week, ignore S3 threads
>finally last week, check them out
>see Yea Forums thinks its garbage
thank god I missed that bullet

So why did Rust Cohle choose Lone Star beer instead of going with Steel Reserve? Lone Star beer is only 4.65% alcohol, compared to Steel Reserve's 8.1%, in addition to this Steel Reserve tastes better AND costs much less. The writers really dropped the ball on this scene, if they were going for the "broken man" theme they should have went with Steel Reserve, it makes no sense to choose Lone Star beer over Steel Reserve when the latter is clearly and objectively the superior choice, not to mention Steel Reserve already has an established reputation as the broken man's high gravity lager of choice.

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>Don't be assholes.

Rust was based from the start.

S3 doesn't have any lasting impact, might as well just renamed Sharp Objects, True Detective:Roastie Toastie Edition and it would've had more impact than S2 and S3

Because Rust is a thinking man and wants to stay up all night contemplating the meaning of life and drown in the sorrow of his own thoughts. He doesn't want to blackout or become too shitty that he loses control. He wants the control. He likes the control. But he needs to take the edge off, so he chooses Lone Star. He's not simply your average cut of the mill broken man like any simple alcoholic. He's broken, but he's a broken intellectual, and his choice of intoxicant is a result of his brilliant mind.

what do you think the average IQ in this thread is

he's from texas the lone star state

He was a Big Guy. A lot bigger'n you

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Can you see Yea Forums up there on your high horse? Whatchu know about these shitposters?

131.

This is a 200+ IQ thread, you brainlets need to leave. Also, REDGYNUL LEEDOODOO

Hey Charlie, we're not gonna give you the Screen Actors Guild Award no matter how hard you try.

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GET OUT

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Sex isn't like it is in porn. You don't have 40 minute scenes where they do every position. Sometimes you nut in under a minute. Other times you go for awhile.

>what's that knee? Chi, shut the fuck up

who was Chi and why did he tell him to shut up?

Like pooping

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correct

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If you can't stay hard for at least an hour and make her cum at least 5 times, then you're not a man.

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>7777
fitting.

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what percentage of men are capable of this?

Could Charlie take Reggie in a fight? He's got manlet rage and a waifu to avenge.

I am, it’s not that hard. Condoms help you not blow so fast.
>t. Have smashed for hours on end without stopping.

Hell no

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>t. meth addict

safe to say none of us will split the atom

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DEM KEEDS

>*heavy drag off cig*
>Doara Laange
>Occult
>Ritual
>Murder

Is this real?

SALLACAN

any regular type dude
with a big ass dick

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Like you smell a psycho’s fear, or you’re in someone’s faded memory of a town.

Just stop.

should I burn this?

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women aren't size queens

>that feel when I'm literally Rust
>not Rust as he is, but Rust as he should have been

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r/wooosh

whose boat was it?

>CHU
>CHU
>CHU
Hmm...
Heavy shit!

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Old yachting buddy from 'nam.

Honestly Rust ruined the season for me. Too over the top. But Matt played the role well.

I think the biggest problem with seasons 2 and 3 was not having a single director working on them as a whole.

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Time is a tight pusy

>fucking some horny forbidden strange that looks like THIS
>not cumming fast

You sure you're not gay?

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I cried, hard

Yeah, because Pizza is an insecure manlet who exerted his creative influence over the series to make sure no one would outshine him in future seasons. Pair someone like Fukanaga with any other true crime writer and they would make a better season than S2 and S3.

She looks better as a milf in the series than in that picture

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>My life is a flat circle

quiet, marty

>You're looking at it wrong, Marty. Once there was only dark. If you ask me the True Detective™ is winning.

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>Pizza makes sure True Detective® loses the next 2 battles

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Talkim bout sum yeller kang

Rust was there to get a read on the two coons. He wasn't trying to get so drunk that he passed out. Besides, the entire point is that he wasn't broken. He came back to finish his work.

No, this is how neolibs see libertarians.

DA YELLER KAAAAANG

KAR KO SAH

DEEM KEEDS

The interview part of the season is my favorite. Becomes less comfy once it moves on, but overall season 1 is great.

>implying this wasn't sadcore comfy kino
youtube.com/watch?v=JaWGuyAZrLo

HAUNT DUCKS WIT A RAYKE. HI YE.

DATGIRL
DEMPARENTS
DOSEDAWGS

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THA YELLA KING

They're in Carcosa now

It has some good moments.
Surprisingly the fact that one of the detectives is black wasn't emphasized on as you would expect.

I can stay hard and fuck for 4.5 hours before my balls start to hurt really bad

lmao

just came here to fuck your lawn Marty

anyone have this copypasta typed up, i need it

Nope.

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Because Lone Star has way more symbolism than Steel Reserve does.

REGINALD LINCOLN, AS I LIVE AND BREATHE

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What's his name, Yea Forums?

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Based and 211 pilled.

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Tuttle bastard nº 87

>when the kino hits

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>YOU'LL BLEED BLACK COCK BOY

>YOU'RE AN UPPITY FUCKING... I WANNA SAY IT SO BAD
>SAY WHAT? SAY IT THEN HONKY
>I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT I'M JUST GONNA THINK IT
yeah they really subverted expectations...........

Blessed photo.

these little girls look just like puppies or dolls

Why does he wear the mask?

go to the archives you fucking redditor

Fun fact: The guy that plays Reggie and the guy that plays Charlie became very good friends even though they never met each other during the filming cause they both filmed at complete different places.

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Talmbout some board where they go to like uh..post the same shit, ever single day...repost yeah?

So how did they become friends?

She met a KEENG

TELL ME BOUT THE LADEW BOY

>UPROXX: Is that when you realized that you were suddenly kind of famous and people like me were digging around looking at your social media accounts and stuff like that?

>CHARLES: Yeah, but then again I guess that’s why social media is there. It’s been really strange. And I’m just really happy to be a part of it, you know? It’s cool. Like me and Brad, the guy who plays Charlie Lange, hooked up on Twitter. Now we’re going to go hang out.

>UPROXX: Did you guys actually get to meet in person during filming?

>CHARLES: No. We were never on set together. We met on Twitter after the fact.

witnessed

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>hooked up
TALKIN' BOUT

Well, well well.... if it isn't Marty Party Pants.... he come to my place of work... the bar... and looks like hes angry about somethin...... yeah, I know it.... I fucked your wife and I mowed your grass Marty and there ain't a damn thing you're gonna do about it. Huh? Huh? You wanna kill me? Go ahead.... do it.. pussy. Whatchu got there? .38 hollow points? yeah.... that oughta do it. that oughta kill me.... if it werent for that tight ass of your wives.... welll... we wouldnt even be in this mess

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pretty kino

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based steel reserve poster

I literally just watched it he doesn't say honky you disengenious fucktard

So are they making S4 or not?

Imagine if Pizza actually went through with the crossover and season 4 would have been a team up between Marty and Rust and Dorf and DEEM KEEDS

sallacan thank abou

Pizza was compromised after S1, now he's a good little boy that plays for their team.

you sayin' that's "lawn?" Them grass clippings you walkin' in with?

holy fuck, I never noticed how huge this guy was due to him kneeling in his last scenes, damn