Do american women really do this?

>not telling her yes, and she should bend over afterwards so you can wipe her clean
come on man

>I don't want to smell her rotten shits while I'm showering

What are you, a faggot?

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i mean, she could just open a window or something.
the hot steamy air from the shower would rush out the open window, taking the shit stank with it.

>these people having huge platforms and people care what they think
Where did it all go wrong lads?

>not letting her shit on you and then finishing your shower
are you a homosexual?

Where did she learn to do this!

If you'd ever been in a relationship you wouldn't find that wierd. I've fingered my gf until she squirted piss (yes it's piss) onto the bedsheets. Who cares about sharing the bathroom at that point?

I had an ex gf that would fart on me and laugh like it was fucking funny and one day she did it when we were over at my parents house and I grabbed her by her hair, dragged her kicking and screaming into the car and packed up all of her shit and left it at her parents house. Women are absolutely disgusting but that was too much even for me

> He's never seen a girl pee in person IRL

Have sex.

Of course you did buddy

Ah. A fellow redpilled Cadillac of men, I see.

It was weird when I had my first girlfriend and she would change clothes in front of me, I wonder if she’ll let me hang out when she changes now

>It's piss
Lies

My wife is fine peeing in front of me but she's embarrassed to poop in front of me

Same exact thing here pal. She'd do it and do it and do it even though I told her every time I don't like it. Then she did it while I was eating and I just had enough. I clocked her right in the mouth, she fell down and started crying. I kicked her out of my apt while she was still sobbing and that was that. That was the only time I was thankful I lived in a shithole 2nd world country because the cops here don't do shit for women and women don't even report abuse. Her pussy ass brother came by the next day to tell me if I come near her he'll kill me, like I even wanted to come near her

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT! I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE, you mamby pamby pound of bitch!

As someone with a peeing fetish and, therefore, I enjoy seeing women pee, I welcome when my girlfriend does this and have even explicitly asked to watch her pee. I enjoy this feeling of intimacy and seeing the urine trickle from between the overlapping of her crimson pubic hair. I love touching her afterwards to feel the warmth and wetness before she wipes.

I am a freak even though I don't think piss fetishes are that uncommon. I really want to get her drunk and have her squat to pee as that does incredible things for me and constitutes a whole other aspect of the fetish for me.

Faggots, I'm surrounded by FAGGOTS!

No man with a peeing fetish has ever had a girlfriend, and that's a fact

Crimson pubes? I think we're going to need proof man.

Post her nud s

I feel way too awkward asking for nudes because this is my first real sexual relationship. If I had any I'd share.

I've had a thing for redheads since high school and a thing for pubes since a year-and-a-half ago. Picture my joy when on the second date she stripped down and I came face-to-face with her fire-crotch.

its a running joke with my fiance and I, she’s always trying to piss while i’m at the sink or something and i just nope out of the room

Piss fetishes can't be that weird.

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>asking to watch her pee and feel her piss-soaked pussy lips is fine
>but asking for some good old fashioned nudes is too much
???

did he nut?

she wants intimacy dork
tell us more~

god you're sick

Why do women jack up their face with surgery

...

I don't really know what more you'd want to hear. She is a cute, shy little redhead with a pixie cut. She isn't very toned but definitely not fat. She has a great ass and wonderful tits. Her stomach is wonderful and we enjoy giving each other ASMR. She enjoys being choked and getting spanked which are pretty vanilla for women. Last time we got intimate, she told me she enjoys feeling my open hand on her stomach while I finger her.

She is really smart and enjoys listening to a bunch of the weird psychadelic folk music that I really enjoy and showing me some metal that she occasionally listens to. She reads a bunch and is currently writing a sci-fi screenplay for one of her college courses and reviews poetry for a magazine she is involved with. She also does theater. She just makes me so happy. Fuck. She wants to pursue graduate school which I hope keeps her close to where I will be pursuing my PhD but I don't want to keep her from the bright, bright future she will create for herself.

That's definitely more than what you wanted to hear and really off-topic for the thread.

>he doesnt have his gf spread her legs while she's shitting so he can pee through the gap

Plebs, the whole lot if you.

wholesome

we have metric tons of intimacy. again, we’re engaged. i come home, she’s cooking for me, i wrap my arms around her from behind and kiss her neck just under her ear and smell her hair. she just knows i dont want to see her pee so she giggles and is just a shitter about it. i am a shitter to her in other ways.

Pee yes. Poop no.
A decent master bath should have an enclosed toilet anyway.

and then you wake up

you did the right thing bud

unless you only have one bathroom and it was an emergency, in which case I’d just get out of the shower and let her blow the lines

It's almost entirely British people.

They really do do.

Faggot.

Not even a fetish. It's just something girls do around their men. And tbqh, around their girlfriends too.

nah, got her hooked on OoT last month, her first real game since frogger for ps1. I came home from work and shed been like this all day

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ugh the domesticity of this is sickening

Then I guess I just mean amongst men if it's so commonplace in females. Piss fetishes have to be common among men, methinks.