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What would you do with a kilo of unobtainium?
Jason Martin
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Lucas Campbell
shove it up my ass
Aaron Turner
stick it up my ass
Angel Foster
shove it up 's ass
Samuel Rivera
Hotglue
Blake Scott
put it in my butthole
Luis Lee
Make kino of unknown quantities.
Juan Fisher
Sell it to buy the rights to Avatar back from the mouse
Hudson Reyes
Sell it and make a ton of mone
Jordan Morales
Rename it to something significantly less fucking stupid
>inb4 cummies
Ian Gutierrez
Neytirium*
*not for digging up
David Lopez
blam all over it
Oliver Morales
>unobtainium
Cameron is cool and all but what the fuck is that writing
Joshua Brooks
dab on some blue niggas
Isaac Sanchez
not obtain it
Jacob Adams
Build more advanced weaponry to blast those blue niggers out of Pandora
Josiah Rodriguez
>Unobtainium
>Is obtained
Jesus christ Cameron is a fucking hack
Christian Hall
please do not call the na'vi "blue niggers", it's both offensive and incorrect
Anthony Morales
Use it to make "Limitless" pills
Lucas Turner
except it obviously isn't
Michael Taylor
Why didn't they just evacuate and nuke the zone from the orbit?
Brandon White
1. it would hurt the na'vi
2. they don't have the means
Grayson Gomez
Is Disney gonna insert niggers and feminism into Avatar?
Owen Ross
give neyney huge implants and lip fillers
Julian Cooper
building up & fortifying the site was expensive and eywa was spread over the whole planet.
Camden Watson
They needed some pusy
Parker Walker
it fits actually, most new elements found or created were named meme names
Noah Robinson
Do a 360 and walk away
Jayden Evans
how can they insert stuff that's already there?
Jordan Hughes
>nuke the very substance they were trying to steal
t.brainlet
Ayden Adams
based and bimbopilled
Brandon Thomas
unobtanium is a real word used in the science community.
en.wikipedia.org
Jordan Hernandez
genocide a bunch of blue cat niggers
Jaxson Ward
>Navi are surrounded by anti-gravity rocks
>still too dumb to develop flight
John Hill
suppository of glory
Angel Adams
it's a very specific genre of writing that's called hack writing.
Joshua White
>they don't have the means
just play the drive exhaust over bluenigger moon and they die lmao
Anthony Ortiz
Wich unobtainium tho
Michael Murphy
user...
Anthony Garcia
cringe, Neytiri is perfect
William Watson
Why didn't the humans just mine the mountain sized rocks that have so much of the mineral in them that they float off the ground instead of starting a costly war?
Easton Lee
make a qt necklace and wedding ring for Neytiri
Xavier Hill
please do not call the na'vi "blue cat niggers", it's both offensive and incorrect
Dylan Martinez
i think i’d not obtain it
Isaac Turner
But how can the pterodactyl fly? Do they eat unobtainium? Are they they made of unobtainium?
Wyatt Sanders
I'd use it to armor the fucking mech and then stomp the smurf fuckers into paste and get more.
Joseph Cruz
how do birds fly?
Their bodies are designed for it
Luke Sullivan
not with a giant blue nigger on top of them
Gavin Adams
please do not call the na'vi "giant blue nigger", it's both offensive and incorrect
Xavier Ramirez
It's not a military ship, they probably didn't even have nukes.
Blake Garcia
fake news
Jordan Gray
There's more to it than that.
Pandora has double Earth's air pressure, and 80% Earths gravity. Outside apparently humans can barely walk but it feels like they are running into a very strong gust of wind and hardly touching the ground.
Jeremiah Flores
antimatter drives have lethal exhausts user
Eli Long
well if it wasn{t for a fucking gaia monster god of planets the humans would´ve stomped those mfs
Dominic Lee
>this is suppose to be realistic
Jeremiah Flores
this pic looks worse than the prequels
Alexander Perry
the ships also can't turn in flight, they're aimed at earth/pandora and that's it. The exhaust is directed somewhere harmless
Thomas Jones
>literal actual speciestraitors
why is this seen as a good thing
Jeremiah Moore
Lol yeah
Parker Sullivan
how much is a kilo when it doesn't weigh anything?
Ayden Baker
they didn't bring any nukes their original plan was to use the avatars
Benjamin Brooks
because the RDA tried to genocide the omaticaya to earn money
Xavier Clark
>the ships also can't turn in flight
says fucking who? every spaceship built has thrusters separate from the main drive to orient the vessel
sizzle sizzle blue niggers
Lucas Myers
>The ship carries only enough fuel for the planned mission profile, and a minimal amount of additional maneuvering.
pandorapedia.com
Daniel Watson
>We need to find some Madeupdumbnameium
Jack Nelson
>minimal amount of additional maneuvering
so quite enough to kill them then
Blake Morris
snort it
William Rogers
no. They have to aim at Earth when powering up the engines otherwise they'll just fly out in space, minimal maneuvering just means they have like a few seconds worth of thruster fuel to get the aim just right
Joseph Thomas
no
orbit and irradiate with engines on low thrust
kill all the blue niggers
stay on Pandora & wait for the next ship
Adrian Sanchez
So they have to aim it where Earth is going to be, not where it is at the time of launch? That would give a very narrow launch window with little margin for error.
Jack Reed
They're riding those flying lizards cause muh I'm one with the planet USB attachment thing. Developing some flying technology with the help of rocks wouldn't be emotional enough to them
Isaac Green
> claims to be only scientifically literate film maker
> forgets how powerful a weapon an interstellar reaction drive would be
BRAVO CAMERON
Xavier Collins
Become an immortal demi-god, spend my new infinite time not worrying about money, work, or family. Just walking the earth.
Andrew Hernandez
1. these aren't car engines, it's on or off and once they're on you better hope the computers have done their calculations right
2. even if they irradiated pandora they would kill themselves since they also die of radiation poisoning or eventually run out of fuel for the life support on the ship
the ship is presumably loaded with super-computers doing all the heavy lifting. It's very advanced stuff obviously
Grayson Reed
>it's on or off and once they're on
No ability to throttle down? says who? sounds like bullshit
>they would kill themselves since they also die of radiation poisoning
nah, its not persistent like nuclear bomb fallout, its a beam of gamma rays and as long as it doesn't hit you, you're fine
Asher Richardson
read the article, they only need to accelerate and decelerate, turn it on and then off.
What it doesn't say is that it produces harmful raditation though
Henry Garcia
pretty sure jack sully dug up plenty out of her already
Jaxson Price
what would YOU do with a kino of unobtalium??
Ayden Campbell
grind it up and smoke it
Dylan Hall
biggest plothole
Adrian Murphy
so what was so special about this mineral anyway?
Aaron Gonzalez
>unobtanium
This is such a stupid fucking name. No better than General Grievous. It's so blatant.
Connor Sullivan
>every bluechimp is a chestlet
disgusting. and if theyre not naturally occurring just grow a fucking tittymonster na'vi sleeve so i can fuck its tits before anyone takes it out for a spin
Gavin Clark
Superconducter use for energy generation.
Caleb Myers
makes them cum in ropes