>2093
2093
Brayden Richardson
Brody Gray
They used it to chop space wood to power their engines.
Luis Powell
>2 millions years of human evolution
>humans are still using pointy things for weapons
Eli Morgan
FPBP
Lincoln King
>2093
I know, white redhead women should be long extinct. Ridley is such a fucking hack.
Cameron Roberts
it’s also a MP3 player
Asher Adams
They knew they'd be landing in a planet and didn't know what they'd find.
Justin Morgan
More effective than a knife would be a red hot laser beam that extended into forever.
Brayden Hill
I know this is a meme, but why would they NOT have analog tools?
Lincoln Evans
>2 minute abortions
Leo Russell
Luis Williams
Austin Howard
I don't undertand.
Landon Roberts
>white people still exist in 2093
I know this is sc-fi but come on...
Cooper Young
>exploring other planets with trees and plants
>not bringing shovels, axes, and other tools
Wtf kind of complaint is this? Only a basement dweller would think of such a thing.
Brody Sanchez
It's called physics.
Nicholas Wright
The axe obviously wasn't positioned in the ship to be used on trees.
Jackson Gomez
To be honest this Earth broom being in Disney's Star Wars really pissed me off. At least cover it in tin foil and make it look like a Space broom
Grayson Russell
It's funny how often you see observational comedy threads on the saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame subject.
Oliver Lopez
This is like asking why firemen have axes. They're not chopping wood either, faggots. The point is, in an emergency situation, there's a million and one uses for an axe.
Cameron Phillips
Yes, pointy things concentrate force into a smaller area to cut things.
William Thompson
list them
Ian Richardson
chop aliens to bits.
Adam Martinez
Why didnt she use laser axe?
Cooper Bailey
chop through stuff that's in your way
Ian Martin
It’s also interesting that in Prometheus some of the soldiers have energy/laser guns but in covenant they’re just using regular ar’s
Jayden Rodriguez
that and the fucking Oliver Twist hat
Josiah Evans
Why did they sack her?, she was much better than that potato from Covenant.
Gabriel Rivera
If someone isn't telling you something important you can axe them about it
Liam Thompson
Where is her jetpack?
Aiden Martinez
it got fired.
Luke Wood
It looks so awkward to use
John Williams
Scott was terrified that an English character with a Swedish accent would be the plot-hole that sank his career. If you watch the movie, you'll hear Noomi Rapace attempt an English accent before giving up by the sound of it. This is the kind of detail going astray that is sure to displease a man like Scott no end. His solution to the problem? Kill it off screen and try to sell it as some delightful plot twist. So not only do we have to be introduced to a new character, who babbled stupid shit about a log cabin, we also have to be blind not to notice what a disastrously poor substitution this was.
Eli Reed
that would be great on a space ship in the middle of space.
Sebastian Long
>This is the kind of detail going astray that is sure to displease a man like Scott no end.
legit question, is Ridley going demented?
Kevin Rogers
To give you the upper hand when discussing the bonus situation.
Tyler Price
>going
he has been man
Dylan Sanders
>she will never use your ballsack as a punching bag
:(
Dominic Cook
chop your dick off to stick it to the patriarchy
William Baker
Using it as a movie prop