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>Hey user, it's Sunday, wanna go to the old church?

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hey everyone I'm back

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REMINDER

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Think they have any chocolate old fashioned donuts there?

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Reminder that Alita is the cutest when crying.
I hope she suffers more in the sequel.

She's just so cute when in tears.

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>Where are the pants

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you've got a problem user
but you're one of us so I'll allow it

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>This is why you should go back to Akrham and never stop taking your meds user.

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>is this better dad

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wrong, she's cutest when being goofy and awkward.

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>image limit reached before 200 posts

finding the right pic is a pain.
i keep looking but if someone else has it already please post it

No Alita is cutest when smiling. This is where the most /healing/ can and does happen.

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>...
>Way too TIGHT

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I love the little sideways glance at the end

Damn, you know, watching sceens without audio really helps you focus on her movement. She is super cute there.

>is this better dad

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Anyone have the prop sword?

Looks so based:

youtube.com/watch?v=pwLOB9otcy0&list=WL&index=70&t=0s

Yes, I know Shadman already tore it apart saying its design wouldn't be practical, but it still looks cool.

>That's my girl

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F u old man

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That's so cute and wholesome.

different Shad
I held one of the plastic ones but there's also a limited run metal version

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this is a crossover we didn't need

This thread is off to a very healing start.

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The “don’t touch my daughter” overprotective boomer dad Ido is my favorite meme of the year

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it's /comfysunday/ hours.

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why no edo era ido

The first motorballer they show there was the guy they were originally going to use for Jashugan, at least according to the art book

it's kind of amazing and startling to see Rosa in other stuff and basically see Alita in every micro-expression she makes.

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Am I the only one who popped a raging boner when Grewishka talks about using her as a living pendant?
That’s the kinkiest thing I’ve ever heard in a pg-13 movie
AAAAaaagh just imagine

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why no chevy nova

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dude...

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>overprotective boomer dad
You know this is a recipe for disaster, especially in boys

attila alita?

I was legit shocked they kept that in the movie

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wish I still had the post that spurred this

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what about this one

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It's cute, like she doesn't want him to get too far away from her

It would be a nice meme if weta/rosa share an Oscar for best female performance

Smash together something from the following:

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of all the things to get hard over and that's what worked for you wtf man

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she's so good it's incredible

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I was legit shocked when I found out they actually showed it in the comics. I too got hard thinking about it and then I just had to rub one out when I found that page.

better I suppose.

>spamming the fucking board with this fucking mediocre movie every fucking day for the past 2 MONTHS
STOP IT ALREADY, THE MOVIE CAME OUT NEARLY 2 MONTHS AGO, STOP WITH YOUR WAIFU FANTASIES AND MOVE THE FUCK ON. IT LOST MONEY BECAUSE IT WASN'T THAT GOOD AND HAD NO AUDIENCE INTEREST. MOVE ON!!!!!!!

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Boy, Makaku sure had issues

>The line had been crossed.
I like to see cute sweat character suffer, but that's going too far.

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whatever floats your boat man

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yify rip when?

but did you watch the movie tho

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Fuck you with your mer.. huh pants

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Dubs of truth

You can say things aren't that bad with the namefags we have now, but you can't argue that things wouldn't be better without namefags. They unequivocally would.

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Have tripple

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>Making a drawing of Alita with some boy band looking fag when you can draw her with a Chad like Briareos

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I want my head to be crushed by those things

where are my yellow vests ?

he was pretty messed up huh

All the material you need to work with:

I'm not the guy reeing over all the generals but are you guys actually serious when you say Alita changed your life for the better or is at all roleplaying at this point?

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I wonder if $402,573,605 is enough for shadman to take notice and give us his interpretation of Alita

>MOVE ON!!!!!!!

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TRUTH

Alita gave me the strength to keep dilating everyday. If she can overcome her struggles, so can I.

I'm gonna use this as a copypasta

It's beautiful.

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I prefer the phrase, "Whatever blows your hair back".

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>STOP IT ALREADY, THE MOVIE CAME OUT NEARLY 2 MONTHS AGO, STOP WITH YOUR WAIFU FANTASIES AND MOVE THE FUCK ON.
Spot on until this point
>IT LOST MONEY BECAUSE IT WASN'T THAT GOOD AND HAD NO AUDIENCE INTEREST.
Now you are just wrong
>MOVE ON!!!!!!!
This

Most of us just really like it, but some people are genuinely so touched but the character and the story that it made them want to improve their own lives.

Source of inspiration, like watching the original Star Wars for the first time.

Not to mention many, if not most of us, when first seeing the trailers for the movie and hearing about it, either didn't think it'd be very good or that it would SUCK. So, a total 180 like that is also pretty special. Thus the /healing/ meme was born.

ESWAT? Like the fucking genesis game?

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>alita experience gives me a factory farmer worker assessment

O-okay...

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I just really like her as a character. And I see her as a daughter so I don't do any waifu posting or anything like that.
A lot of it is just hype, some of it might be real.
Maybe it's just that we haven't had a decent movie in a very long time, and the capeshit saturation makes it worse.

put some fucking effort in you melted popsicle

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You zoomers are not funny and have completely ruined this board

whatever puts wind in your sails, user.

tf is that? I've never seen that, I think ESWAT was invented by Shirow

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Honestly, I don't like the movie.

Alita's courage and positive nature gave me inspiration to improve my life. Since watching Alita (17 times so far) I have emptied all my piss bottles, showered for the first time in a month, and scraped the crusts of years-old boogers off the underside of my bed

>you melted popsicle
this made me audibly laugh well done

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What made it fall short for you, user?

Is this the most dramatic fight scene in all of kino?

I can never forget Alita's faces of anguish, anger, the sense that she dug to the deepest parts of herself and never turned away from it or wavered in her conviction that it was worth doing and her clear sense of self worth was worth fighting for aggressively, relentless, and ruthlessly with all her energy and focus to the very end cuz

FUCK YOUR MERCY

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WE DID IT AGAIN REDDIT

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Please leave Yea Forums

it's certainly a highlight for me which says a lot as I pretty much enjoy every scene in this movie.

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>watch any alita trailer
>scroll down to the comments
>EYES
>EYES
>EYES
>WHAT'S UP WITH HER EYES
>OH NO NO NO NO NO
>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER EYES

Jesus christ

Based like a boss xD

>Not to mention many, if not most of us, when first seeing the trailers for the movie and hearing about it, either didn't think it'd be very good or that it would SUCK
I was in love since the first teaser
I liked the big eyes and I liked the arms of an angel song

$2M over
too much for them to fuck with the numbers again

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Early genesis game. Used to be pretty rad you work your way up from beat cop to cyber rocketpack badass. From 1990. When did Shirow start his work?

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Don't cry, Alita

>Oh God, the eyes! How could anyone watch this?

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>Please leave Yea Forums

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>meanwhile she gets overwhelming support all across the globe and internet.

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I'm more positive, more optimistic, more emotional, I've started writing, started lifting, stopped shitposting...it's no meme, friend. As for changing my life, you'll have to check in a year from now, but I think a lot of this stuff is going to stick.

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>seeing a fucking sci-fi movie as some sort of epiphany
Cucks

Nice one.

Early 80's. I think his first work might have been Black Magic. I have that manga somewhere.

This.
absolute cutest moment was 'YEEOOW!'

Oh no, it's my ex...don't make eye contact, Alita

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>Do you love me now user?

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youtube.com/watch?v=vhTFkUpB8zc

Reminder that at least two of the posts you replied to were blantant shitposts.

try harder

no really
try harder please you're not even interesting

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An IMPORTANT message for all of you folks

>maisiewilliams.jpg

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...

I hope you too find something wonderful that has the power to change you one day; there's nothing to be gained from a life steeped in bitterness and cynicism.

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I'm a deeply troubled man with drug issues haunted by traumatic memories
my whole entire life is just cold bitter hatred

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I mean, considering it’s just estimates they can fuck it it up a little, but no way it goes back to 399, as it only needed around 520K for the 400 before yesterday

While that might be true they deserve the life they get.

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Neither wiki has a reference to the other, but given the time frame and similarities I doubt the genesis game wasn’t influenced by the manga.

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Imagine if all the estimates so far were wrong and when the final official numbers come in Alita has above 500M not going to happen but it would be cool

i'll make another with one you posted

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Straight from the Cuck Boat Man's life:

>"Cameron quit his job as a truck driver to enter the film industry after seeing Star Wars in 1977."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Cameron

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The first issue of Appleseed came out in 85 I think. If the game came out after then maybe they just copied that.

Just imagine when we get this in HD

>Yeow!
>not giggling when pupper is licking her face

Have you no soul?

I actually had a dream to this effect a few weeks ago.

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imagine being so sad and afraid to admit that you were inspired by something lol let the haters hate.

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>can I pet you?
oh my heart

HAHAHA!

This is already great, but, please, keep them coming!

Sorry, but the actually line is 'can I hug you?'

Alita Card Status: REVOKED

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Star Wars is actually a GOOD movie with a HUGE impact on popular culture. Not a mediocre anime movie.

too sick to watch it in the theaters today.
>cough cough

Alita changed my life for the worst actually, now I hate the reality in which I live in.

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honestly yeah and the only real criticism I have of ABA is the contrast between the underworld fight and the actual ending
the showdown with Vector was so god damn anticlimactic compared to FUCK YOUR MERCY

>Not my Alita

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dios mio.. what a vile woman.
youtube.com/watch?v=jNyJT4LIKQQ

>started as an honest worker
>self learns how to make movies
>goes on to make the two highest grossing movies of all time
>cuck
I can't express how much of a little insignificant petty person you must be

Whats the yeoow?
When she’s watching Motorball in the screen?

>"I remember you! Hows' it goin' lil guy? hehehe"
best and cutest pupper exchange you plebs

Did you read the reviews back then? It's not like it was universally panned, but reviewers were calling Star Wars fans incels before the term even existed:
>Pauline Kael of The New Yorker criticized Star Wars, stating that "there's no breather in the picture, no lyricism", and that it had no "emotional grip".[178] John Simon of New York magazine also panned the film and wrote, "Strip Star Wars of its often striking images and its highfalutin scientific jargon, and you get a story, characters, and dialogue of overwhelming banality."[179] Stanley Kauffmann, reviewing the film in The New Republic, opined that it "was made for those (particularly males) who carry a portable shrine within them of their adolescence, a chalice of a Self that was Better Then, before the world's affairs or—in any complex way—sex intruded."[180]

Alita: Battle Angel is a GOOD movie with a CULT impact on popular culture, much like Blade Runner was. and many consider Blade Runner to be THE greatest sci-fi movie of all time. This film was based on a MANGA and the OVA (one-shot anime movie).

Blade Runner, although a 'flop' at the box office, gained an international cult following and eventually garnered a sequel...35 years later, but, still.

loooooooooooooooooool

And now that she has a Berserker body only a fight with another Berserker could be as interesting. Or whatever the Zalem equivalent to a Berserker is, if they have such a thing.

>a sequel...35 years later
A complete shit totally unnecessary sequel

Do any anons want to go to the Alita Experience with me tonight? :(

A different character wearing Alita's stolen berserker body but that's sequel territory.

Well there it is. No classic was ever born classic, it happens over time.

That one moment was SO crucial to her character, it's amazing.

Because in that scene, we were seeing BAD-ASS, rebellious Alita in full for the first time. So, the audience might be wondering...

"oh, well....is she not going to do her cute, fun stuff anymore?"

And that one little moment with the pupper says so much, that although she's a re-invented bad-ass who's about to get into serious business at the bar, she's still sweet, caring, maternal, fun, and remembers and cares for people she's made a positive connection with. Such excellent screenplay writing.

No, am I supposed to know you?

Makes sense. Learn something new every day. I’ve tried to watch Appleseed before but couldn’t dig the animation style. Maybe I’ll give it another shot sometime.

>calling BR2049 shit
>on Yea Forums

Do you know where you even are?

Shit reviewers have existed through all time, but now sites like Rotten Tomatoes are actively recruiting even shittier reviewers because of "diversity" programs that allow reviews from publications which previously wouln't rate. Literal blogs are now counted as "professional" reviewers.

This is pretty good work

>anticlimactic
those are fuckin' fighting words right there partner

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Alita in the sequel is going to be totally different though, she's gonna have serious issues with her past and memories too otherwise the sequel will be shit

Yes, do you?
Only reddit faggots like br2049

it's almost like people can be multi-faceted individuals or something

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Which one?

the first time she sees Zalem

Sure, okay. I'm all for that. It's a different type of struggle.

1st Movie: Who am I? How do I fit in?

2nd Movie: Okay, I fit in, and now I know who I am, but now that I know who I am, I know I did TERRIBLE things. How can I live with myself an avoid doing terrible things in the future? How can I atone?


Sounds good to me.

So refreshing to see a character that isn't reduced to their one-line sales pitch. Of course, Alita isn't unique in this, but for action movies it's not something we commonly see.

>wrote and directed two of the four movies that made over two billion dollars
>one of only three people to dive to the deepest part of the ocean and the only one to do it solo
>Best Picture and Best Director Oscars for Titanic
>married five times, had a kid with Linda Hamilton, one ex-wife is the only woman to win the Best Director Oscar
>wrote the scripts for Aliens, Terminator, and Rambo: First Blood Part II simultaneously
>wrote the first draft of Spider-Man
>had an altercation with Harvey Weinstein and nearly hit him with an Oscar
you're not very good at this are you user

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we're gonna see sad, heartbroken Alita and it's going to activate the "PROTECC" urge in all of us on an unprecedented level.

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Yes, I do like it, and I thought it was the perfect sequel. Fight me.

>Yes, I do like br2049, and I thought it was the perfect sequel
Sad

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>had an altercation with Harvey Weinstein and nearly hit him with an Oscar
It pleases me to hear this. I've disliked Weinstein for a while due to his studio politics - I honestly had no idea about the sex stuff. I still don't like how Cameron ripped off some of his ideas, but that's water under the bridge and settled via lawsuits long ago.

user it's not nice to fight the criminally retarded

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>not realizing I was being ironic towards trolls
>not realizing I was stating that James Cameron was inspired by a sci-fi movie, the very thing trolls are calling us incel over
>not mentioning that Jimbo also won a Best Film Editing Oscar after being shown how to edit alone from his buddy Robert Rodriguez.

Step it up.


Seriously, though, can we claim now that James Cameron is the greatest Canadian of all time? Who could even compete?

not her best interview I'll admit
she's still a total babe tho

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>PROTECC urge
Unless you are an überchad like Figure Four you can't protect Alita

Of course not, but that doesn't mean it won't awaken

I would tongue punch her fart box. Just saying!

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ah yes irony I know this word
let's just pretend I replied to a different comment

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>only reddit blah blah blah
If you're one to know then you have to go back

'protecc' might not have been the right word then. I guess 'console/comfort' because seeing her sad is like seeing your gf sad. You're brain just overrides everything in you to make them feel better.

wow! Very cool user!

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>xhe doesn’t know

Jesus, I didn't realize Cameron was this accomplished

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thanks!

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It's going to break me but I'm ready.

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Repost/lastpost.

>Mirror (Act I)
>Chapter 1: pastebin.com/05E7WaXs
>Chapter 2: pastebin.com/Y3dZLtBS
>Chapter 3: pastebin.com/6NWvZyta
>Chapter 4: pastebin.com/4b4UpY10
>Chapter 5: pastebin.com/bFpmk3yU
>Chapter 6: pastebin.com/iQHgt79m
>Chapter 7: pastebin.com/P2qkdTiC
>Chapter 8: pastebin.com/5H0ATwdF

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See:

I was responding to this troll:
I love Boat Man.

it's breaking me just even thinking about it. That scene at the end as she starts breaking up before heading out is so anguished and I know the sequel is going to spend a bit of time with her being sad and lonely. I'm going to be obliterated.

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Reminder that A:BA is a 2nd grade level watcher film, as you have to watch it several times to catch on the foreshadowing and characters motive.

I guess I might be misunderstanding, but

>2nd grade
>7-8 year olds
>PG-13 movie


hmmmmmm

It would be really cool if this scene happens at the start of Alita 3 but I don't believe they have the balls to pull it through, it's too Japanese

And of course Alita 2 ending with Alita completely broken and defeated, mentally and physically, just like in the manga between scrapyard and tuned

Based

I'm up through Chapter 4 and this is significantly better than I was expecting considering you made it out to be a sprawling, off-the-rails mess. Genuinely compelling stuff; you've really got a knack for this. Chapter 2 in particular was fucking excellent.

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Speed 2?
Condensed crashposting right here

that's not even all of it
>honorary doctorate from Carelton University
>honorary doctorate from Brock University
>honorary doctorate from Ryerson University
>honorary doctorate from California State University
>inducted into Canada's Walk of Fame
>star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
>inducted into Science Fiction Hall of Fame
>#1 on the Guardian Film Power 100 list of 2010
>#30 on New Statesman's list of 50 Most Influential Figures 2010
>Visual Effects Society Lifetime Achevement Award
>13 Saturn Awards
>four Golden Globes
>long list of other awards
he's a beast

>Fallen Angel, near the end
>Alita defeats Zapan, almost dies
>gets arrested for using a gun
>pic related
>doors close, blocking all light
>credits roll

>mid credits
>Alita wakes up in a white room
>gets recruited by Zalem
>Gally's theme plays as she leaves through the door
>youtu.be/JB29x1lC_Jc
>credits continue

>film 3 opens with shots of the badlands to this music, then slowly pans down to reveal it's Alita playing her harmonica
youtu.be/m6BQKFs3-VM

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Can Alita have orgasms?

>five people get cut in half
>three beheadings
>dog gets killed
>side character turned into a sentient pile of organs
>fuck your mercy
>2nd grade
hmm

And, from everything I've heard about him or from him, he really is a genuine, cool, kind, down-to-earth guy.

Anyone else in his position would be pompous, stuck-up, rapey, mightier-than-thou trash.

BASED JIMBO FOREVER!

How do you even get honorary doctorates?

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Shit, this sounds like the synopsis for an ISIS video.

HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS??

TOO BASED.

youtube.com/watch?v=gDQtrSKGOUU

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Thanks my man. I was kind of worried it wasn't.

>HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS??
Blue blood and no boobies

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furthermore
>on Time Magazine's list of 100 most influential people in 2010
>Vanity Fair named him the top earner in Hollywood for 2011 with $257M
>species of frog named after him
>co-developed the 3D Fusion Camera System
>highest grossing 3D director with just one movie
>net worth $700M
>discovered multiple new species on his solo dive to the Mariana Trench
>member of the NASA Advisory Council

It would be cool but not gonna happen because there is a completely different story boxing compared to manga
Movie Nova lives in Zalem and is Zalem, the man behind the eyes, so Alita can't work for him, I honestly don't know how the story going forward will be structured but I'm almost sure we will get punished Zapan kino I hope they manage to pull it off because it's so easily to get the Zapan fight wrong and ridiculous, also they should make it R and go all out in violence gore and body horror

>species of frog named after him
ONE OF US

what is the last time you had fun, honestly

>why james cameron cast rosa

>make Battle Angel PG-13 because it's a coming of age story
>wait 4 years and make Fallen Angel R because she's now of age and the story is more adult

>Can Alita have orgasms?
She has a brain so yes, you just have to put the electrodes in the proper place

>not James Cameron coming to cast Rosa

Why exactly did the movie have to be PG-13? Fox not wanting to trust Rob with their money for an R?

You have done good work, or the faculty likes you, or you donated some money. As an academic I don’t place much worth in honorary doctorates beyond “that’s nice”.

lol
I might bust out my tablet and make some Pepes based off of it
actually just making them orange would work

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>You don't make a coming-of-age story about a teenage girl and make it R
Paraphrased quote from Cameron in an interview.

well it's fundamentally a coming-of-age story about a teenage girl and Cameron thought it wouldn't make sense for it to be rated r in that case

>numbers prove sequel
>now THIS a freaking FROG
There are no coincidences.

>Bump limit
This is now a thread for the true /ourgirl/

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uuuaaaaAAAAGH it’s so hot to think about god damn it
he could keep Alita alive and conscious for decades with that strong heart of hers
24/7 cyberpunk Fritzl treatment holy shittt

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Nasty woman

>I spot some thiccness off the starboard bow

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i want to die

if you keep doing this
i'll eventually join you

Join now user

What did Shad mean by that?

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Has a CM thread ever hit bump limit?

>You're scaring me user, please stop

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i'm too tired right now, sorry

we're here for you fren

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huh

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So we can hope for an R next time?

That he is close to commit suicide by making alita porn

>mailbox head

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no!
how could anyone do that to Rosa
>pic not related

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Ok, I'll keep fighting the good fight

she has a head like a Lego figurine

UUUUUNFFFFFFFFFFF
so much for nofap

She wants you to live.

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haha that’d be so weird if someone put her underwear in her mouth, right? haha..

I'm happy for this
Post shad's gordon ramsay homage

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SOOOUUURCEEEE

but think about it tho

Everyone has wings they cannot see. If there is one thing I desire for this world, it's for everyone to fly with their own wings!

American Horror Story: Murder House I believe

It's sexy at first... then...
>youtube.com/watch?v=1KOyd-RC16A&t=9s

WHOSE RULES DO I LIVE BY

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>sequel status
>never ever

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Delicious

what's wrong?

is that Scott Mendelson cartoon ?

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pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttt..............

based scott
youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>before and after
>i'm not just the president for the hair club for men..

>stabbed a dozen times
I'm sure she'll just walk it off

>looks worse than his super villain image.

My God.

>she does
>but not alive

no matter how shitty my life is i know i can enjoy a cappuccino and watch alita on any given evening. i love this movie and im sad that it's slowly starting to drip from the good timeslots in theatres. i hope i'll feel better soon bros

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Stage one is enjoy other works.
Stage two is making your own.
Find your feet, jump, and fly with your own wings.

I really like the animation and art style of the OVA

Damn

based alitist good-will poster

Anime of that era was pretty great in general.

3 weeks ago Alita was at 382 mil, Marvel about 500 mil. Now it got over 400, while Marvel doubled.. Yeah, about that..

>Everyone has wings they cannot see.
>If there is one thing I desire for this world, it's for everyone to fly with their own wings!
What did Alita/Kishiro mean by this?
I don't get it

It's pretty solid for what it is
I think people unfairly try to compare it to Akira or Ghost in the Shell but it had like 1/10th of the budget

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>comparing a Marvel movie propped up by a decade of blockbusters and funded by Disney to an adaptation of a semi-obscure Japanese comic from the early '90s
hmm

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It's the sixth week of Alita, it's not climbing as fast now, I'm actually impressed it reached 402, I expected to stay under 400
Captain Marvel is a huge financial success, I guess people are really invested in MCU and Avengers and I'm completely unaware of it

drink Red Bull

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believe in yourself/have good self-esteem you silly goose.
>implying anybody here gives a shit how much a capeshit movie makes

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Ah, the broken souls again.
May you find healing here but probably not in this life anymore.
youtube.com/watch?v=mY9X9Ud8UWk

lyricstranslate.com/en/forest-rangers-lullaby-soldier-arms-angels-lyrics.html

Lullaby For a Soldier (Arms of the Angels)
May your dreams bring you peace in the darkness
May you always rise over the rain
May the light from above, always lead you to love
May you stay in the arms of the angels

May you always be brave in the shadows
[?] Till the sun shines upon you again
Hear this prayer in my heart, and we? ll ne? er be apart
May you stay in the arms of the angels

May you hear every song in the forest
And if ever you lose your own way
Hear my voice like a breeze, whisper soft through the trees
May you stay in the arms of the angels

May you grow up to stand as a man (up)
With the pride of your family and name
When you lay down your head, or to rest in your bed
May you stay in the arms of the angels

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This user gets it. I've been putting off writing a novel for years, but after a bit more Alita fan fiction I'm diving in.
It was always meant to be a young female warrior's come-of-age-and-take-on-the-world kind of story because that's my jam, so I don't know how the fuck I'm going to make it it's own thing post-Alita.

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>Lullaby For a Soldier
Reminder that this is an eulogy for a dead soldier

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>guy hits her in the temple with the bowl
>get uneasy
>guy makes her strip as she cries
>i'm out

Call me a pussy, I don't give a fuck. Rosa's too closely associated with Alita in my mind to stomach this

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here user have a happy Rosa

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There's something seriously wrong with me
I didn't have this reaction the first 14 times I saw ABA but the 15th time that whole LIVING PENDANT shit awakened in me a paraphilia I never knew I had
I don't want to be a sadist
especially not against my dear gallygoober
But now these intrusive fantasies have completely colonized my mind
In my mind's eye I see myself as Grewishka/Makaku taunting my little captive Panzercunny WHORE as she wails for Ido to rescue her, I feel her pathetic ineffectual writhing against my chest and a dreadful satisfaction fills my very soul
I'm a MONSTER and I will deserve my eternity of Hellfire
I am such FILTH
I NEED TO KILL MYSELF

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Rare comfy Rosa, thinking about the alita sequels releasing.

fag

Keep /alita/ comfy please

Grew pls leave.

okey dokey

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wuss! just kidding I don't like seeing that sort of stuff to begin with and seeing Rosa/ourgirl in it makes it more difficult.

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Just saw it after the intense ammount of shilling on this board.
Can you tell me why are you praising this movie so much? I am not saying it was bad, a standard popcorn movie, but I would never see it again for a year at least, because I would remember every single scene.

This is for your own good, friend. I'm sorry.

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I love that bum, very cute

no plz

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GODDAMN IT BOATMAN NOT THE CHURCH

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Alita will never shoot me with her 10mm auto revolver god fucking damn it
that's the death I deserve

stop this now

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Anyone want to edit Mendelson's face over Sherman and replace cats with Alita?

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>Can you tell me why are you praising this movie so much?
Not a day goes by without thinking about this
I liked Alita so much and I think it speaks more about my immaturity and regret

Which is literally what Alita is, only the nanotech is keeping her from oblivion.

Also soldiers aren´t the only one getting broken, yet having to keep on.

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Very nice OC. 10/10.

>I NEED TO KILL MYSELF
go with your gut feeling

>I NEED TO KILL MYSELF
I have a better idea

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I will never know peace in this life
kill me Alita

BAAAAAKERRR???

Can anyone explain how the bread meme became a thing?

It seems like a complete abomination to me, just wondering. /ourgirl/ should be above this absurdity.

It was a counter to another disgusting meme, and it stuck because it was brilliant.

I gotchu senpai gimme a sec

>I don't want to be a sadist
Well Alita's a sadist too if it helps.

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is 26 too late to learn how to draw competently?
asking for a friend

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Having bloodlust isn't the same as being a sadist

By this standard basically all famous warriors through history were sadists...

If I could become a deckman I would unironically do it
I almost did by going to become a helpdesk callcenter wageslave but they turned me down
Deckman or suicide booth

generals old meme

No user, though unfortunately your loss of mental plasticity will make it harder. Just gonna have to grind like you've never grinded before.

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>is 26 too late to learn how to draw competently?
It's never late, start with Loomis

fresh bread

She's a berserker, not a torturer.

>getting turned down by a callcenter

How does this even happen? Most of those places will take anyone with a pulse because their turnover is so extreme...

I got fired by a callcenter once. I used it as a reality check and motivation to join the army. Best decision I ever made.

Not true. It doesn't drop that much.
BUT your learning style will have to adapt and it'll have to be more incremental.

She's a sadist, she's enjoys causing people pain. Well at least in the first half of the turned arc anyway. She kinda loses herself in her sadism before coming back to her senses thanks to figure.

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>tells people to avoid her because she doesn't want to see them hurt
>hurr durr sadism
I mean, sure, you can pretend if you want. I'll let you.

>How does this even happen?
I literally don't know, I have qualifications but this completely demotivated me, hence deckman
Like if you answer everything in the interview and despite telling everything correctly in interview and being confident I will have at least a minimal pay I got turned down I mean fuck, it's over, everything was futile
Maybe I lack pulse
>join the army
Fuck don't remind me, worst decision I ever made, I should have joined the army when I could, I was literally getting on the bus to go to the recruitment office but someone called me and offered me a job which I took and ruined my life

spotted

You don't know what sadism is apparently, all you need to do to qualify as a sadist is enjoy the act of being cruel or derive pleasure from causing others pain. Sadists can be selective in their sadism, just because you're sadistic doesn't mean you necessarily want to kick puppies in the face.