It's Mothering Sunday in the UK
What kind of films does your mother watch Yea Forums?
It's Mothering Sunday in the UK
What kind of films does your mother watch Yea Forums?
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>Mothering Sunday
Nobody calls it that
French films with lots of incest, especially mother-son. I really wish I was joking.
I really wish I was joking
Why? That sounds perfect
>be my mum
>favorite movies are Dune, Galaxy Quest, and Princess Bride
>favorite tv show is that one on HGTV with the queer selling people houses.
patrician taste honestly
Can I you mommy?
MOAR.
Mine eats up capeshit like candy. Even enjoyed Agents of Shield, Agent Carter and Gotham.
>It's Mothering Sunday in the UK
Who cares? This is an American site and we talk about American media here, you fucking queer.
Happy mother's day Anons
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Is she single?
I haven't been that pissed about getting blueballed on incest since Dexter.
>Mothering Sunday
Can Brits come up with a name for ANYTHING that doesnt sound corny af and lame?
>Dune, Galaxy Quest, and Princess Bride
not bad at all
>Murmur of the Heart
Sarandon totally does not take infant cord blood injections and foreskin facials...the karma she has earned thru liberal politics keep her young and vibrant as a youthful 75 y/o.
someone please post the Eva webms
How much do we need to raise with crowd funding for her to make full on porn vids? Just her jiggling her fat saggy tits around in slow mo.
Andi James is a good substitiute for now
It's mothers day and my mum calls up to argue with me. Am I supposed to care about this woman?
Usually my sexual fantasies involve me being brutally dominated by women but I want to make sweet, tender, romantic love to Sarandon
Someone post that rumor she's fucking her 16 year old bag boy.
That's one perfect mummy. It's there more? I can't find more via image search...
AUNTIE
Was this some sort of sick fetish?
>Mothering Sunday
What? yes they do
>this will never straddle your lap while you sit in a chair
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Only things she seems to watch are Paul Newman and Clint Eastwood films
>Except for tonight
>She's watching Stand By Me
She's started to move onto Tom Hardy a bit now though. She really enjoyed Locke which I was more than surprised about.
I fokken lever ya I swear on me mums laif
Why am I so attracted to older women...
Mummy Sondays are for sons making a sundae in between their two mummies
Your mom didnt hig you enough when you were a boy.
based and American-pilled.
>that tummy
Hhhnnnnnnggggg
Not him but my mom hug me a lot and am still attracted to older women.
post more mommies
Maybe its some of that, I don't really get along with my mother. Lack of affection growing up may have contributed when I think about this stuff.
I also remember my teachers bringing out my first sexual thoughts so that could also be a factor.
I want to fuck your mommies.
Not either of them but I definitely wasn’t hugged enough. Up until I lost my virginity I used to flinch whenever people touched me because I wasn’t used to it. It’s no surprise where my mommy issues come from. I don’t mind it though, if you can find a woman to satisfy those urges you’ll be in heaven.
Post mommy kino
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My mum's favourite films are Airplane!, Gone with the Wind, and Master and Commander
>going on the queen mary 2 in 7 weeks
>1 year lifting, cutting down so I can see my sixpack
>ship's average age is 40 and the spa/sauna is for both sexes
>already got hit on by a hot mom last time when I was dyel but didn't have the guts to take it
the time is now
The milfs are yours, take them.
in awe at the size of this lass, absolute unit
bursting at the seams
is she preggers in this; the gut looks absolutely awful. love the hair though.
godspeed, chad
based rented flat in high wycombe poster
>last update was in December
MOAR FUCKING WHEN?
Weirdly, my mom really likes Blade Runner.
A mammoth of a man.
>in costco wif mummy dearest
>buyin the good tendies at a bulk rate
>a banging milf starts talking to me
>l...life..isnt a porno they said!
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My Mom used to be a better Mother when younger and I had a milf fetish then but now the last 5 years she abused us and changed and left my Dad and now I no longer have a milf fetish.
Your psychological observations are shit.
They must be down to her knees when she's braless
I've always wondered if she looks any good without a pushup bra
I had a really hot milf teacher with huge tits in fifth grade when I first started masturbating. This is definitely what did me in. The first three hundred nuts I ever bast were when I was thinking of her. All through middle school and high school I mostly fantasized about any hot teachers I had, as they were fully developed women unlike my peers.
that's a good thing
NOW this is a based thread
Your mother is a woman of taste.
rec me some mother-son incest kino
id fuck Monica so hard, i would most likely dislocate my hip.
I don’t know what it is about Sigourney Weaver. I don’t consider her very attractive. Even in her younger years I thought she wasn’t attractive either. But for some reason I want to primally fuck the shit out of her.
I really want a mommy gf and I wish everyone the best in finding one. Guess I gotta work out and go into the real world.