Why do comedy shows feel the need to make political commentary?

Why is her hair pulling like skin?

I don't see Bernie did he turn into Sneed?

Oh wait he's next to Beto. I like Tulsi but her dad said something mean about gay people in 1975 so she's out

based

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>I don't see Bernie
Front row. The one labeled "Sanders".

can't vote for chuck anymore

>people actually think like this

>OH NOES THE SMART PEOPLE ARE NOT AGREEING THE OPINIONS OF MY 80 IQ DADDY AND THE PEDO PRIEST THAT MOLESTS MY HOLE EVERY WEDNESDAY FRIDAY AND SUNDAY

cringe (formerly yikes)

Seething

>KIKES KIKES KIKES
>DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>HONK HONK HONK

don't make me post the suicide numbers

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t. shill

>implying your /pol/raid isn't the true shilling

Riddle me this, what is a little as 1% but also as much as 41%?

I think she's meant to be worrying about the amount of candidates splitting the democrat vote.

>implying any of these people besides Bernie matter

she knows that the democratic primaries are going to be an absolute clusterfuck shitshow that will divide the party and result in trump winning again

Rent free

>He's a Bernie bro
Yikes. R*ddit needs you back.

And that's a good thing!

I am unironically related to one of these people.
Weird as world.
I'm not even American.

Is it Pete Buttchug

>constantly gets TRIGGERED and posts on a completely unrelated board about muh libshits
>his whole life is shaped by his hatred of them
>he thinks he is the one triggering other
Yeah, no. When I log off I forget that you people even exist because you are so invisible irl. Enjoy your internet fame, loser.

No. It's one of the Jews. We spread our wings wide.

obsessed and absolutely seething

yang gaaaaaang

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Faggot mod

Sneed

If you hate the site and board culture so much than why are you even here

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the rent is being paid, my friend. Don't you worry.

Bernie?

Nice try shill.
Your faggotry does not represent Yea Forums. I'm here because I was always here, way before you came.
You are the one imposing your lame politically motivated may may on others.

Because he's paid to come here and be belligerent with a dumb shill opinion in order to try and shame people from thinking anything other than approved liberal groupthink

>Nice try shill.
>Your faggotry does not represent Yea Forums. I'm here because I was always here, way before you came.
>You are the one imposing your lame politically motivated may may on others.

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yang memes are so fucking cringe.

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Cringe

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Litterally talking about yourself, huh?
Is this supposed to be some high IQ 5D Chess?
You think people won't see right through you?

Who is the one that made a political post on Yea Forums to shit on a political party?
Hint: not me

who here /tulsi/? I'm a right winger, but since Trump doesn't want to stop wars for Israel, she's our only hope.

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>everyone who I don't like is a tranny
You couldn't be more wrong. Pretty low IQ rebuttal too. Only works on the kind of simpleton that usually makes up your party.

I can't wait for Trump to live tweet the democratic debates.

wrong thread sorry guys

Expect this shill to start screeching about Trump and Israel its part of their little handbook

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Back to redd*t

>I'm a right winger
>identifying with a side instead of voting for people that are addressing the contemporary problems
YIKES

>everyone who I don't like is a tranny
>You couldn't be more wrong. Pretty low IQ rebuttal too. Only works on the kind of simpleton that usually makes up your party.

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Why does a crowded republican party primary result in a successful election, and a crowded democratic primary result in a loss?

Was this post defending a political party

Thered no uber charasmatic outside of establishment miracle like trump

>starts political shilling thread
>constantly shifts the conversation over to political topics
>accuses others of being shills

Yeah before you insert your fangs.

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>people that are addressing the contemporary problems
Like them mispronouncing your name at Starbucks?
What's a contemporary problem?

Based 9 year old lisa more realistic than the tranny who infests this thread

When is /ourguy/ running for president?

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I think you lost track of the conversation, pal.
I'm the one arguing on the side of the libshits, even though I'm not one of them.
I'm not a Drumpfag.

Except theres way more than enough evidence about your little discord trannies. If youre so against the board culture why not just leave?

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Because Republicans are NPCs that are beholden to the party and will just do whatever is best so that their side will win.

Democrats are a diverse bunch, all trying to vote for some ideal. Berniefags don't care for Clintonites...etc Only centrist democrats care about MUH PARTY MUH SIDES.

>I think you lost track of the conversation, pal.
>I'm the one arguing on the side of the libshits, even though I'm not one of them.
>I'm not a Drumpfag.
You're also illiterate/autistic.

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No. It was making fun of your obsession with shitting on everything on the other side.
I'm not a democrat and not a liberal either.

>arguing on the side of thr libshits but im not one of them
>drumpf

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I wish the conspiracy was true.

Massive brainlet detected

>okay, first put a background of all our characters looking at the viewer with a very serious air
>Then put Homer and Bart holding Puerto Rico's flag, make it funny or something, we're the Simpson for Christ's sake
>also put a crying Lisa in the foreground

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Why do you

I'm pissed Webb isn't running again. He was the only sane/not obviously corrupt one running last election cycle.

>literally THINK OF THE CHILDREN in the bottom right

Lived long enough to become the villian

For me the one problem above all else is climate change.
There is nothing that comes close.
Currently back home on my small family farm and our yields this year have been a complete disaster.
All the weather patterns are whack.
Shit is going to hit the fan, soon.

>Bernie
>mattering
A lot of dems view him as the guy who prevented Hillary from winning. Plus he's white+male so he's got that going against him. Kamala is unironically their best bet, as sad as that sounds.

>implying the Chinese didn't make up climate change
I bet they stole your harvest too. Wake up sheeple

Dude, good luck changing the American culture to where everyone gives up their cheap, gas fueled self transportation.

>look at the current state of the world
>identify what you think are problems
>identify what you think would be solutions
>look for candidates who's policies are as close as possible to your solutions
this approach could lead you to literally any form of politics since it's all based on personal opinions

Hmmm, I can't find anything online about the Simpsons cast/crew/network donating their own money to the relief efforts??

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Hickenlooper
Say it with me
President Hickenlooper
I'm willing to vote this man on name alone just so I can hear everyone having to say it.
President Hickenlooper addressed Congress today.

I'm not mentally deficient. Why the fuck would I like Trump?

fuck Puerto Rico
how are we even related to them? why don't you fuck off.

Are there any candidates that support nuclear? If not you're SOL.

I didn't think Chafee or the Randlet were especially corrupt either

Partly aping John Stewart, partly because it nets many claps for low effort. Both stem from creative sterility.

The writers on the Simpsons are all middle-aged Ivy League Jews who get to keep their high-paying writing jobs despite the show not having been funny in 20 years. I'm sure most of them think it's a travesty that showbusiness is overwhelmingly white. Just don't ask them to hire a black writer, or anyone they aren't friends with really. They want the President to lose no matter what, but the idea that a Democrat might make them pay a higher tax rate on their million dollar incomes scares them and they figure that most of America feels the same way.

In other words, they're perfect Schultz voters.

Sorry discord tranny this entire thread is proof enough of your mental capacities

Because politics are funny.

BASED Yang. UBI will literally save American capitalism.

correct

Because the people who write these shows have political opinions which they feel the need to broadcast to the country through their massive platform.

I know. It's like WWI. Everyone could see it coming but nobody knew how to prevent it, or how to get people to work together to stop it.

I was specifically referring to the Dems but yeah, those two seemed pretty solid. Of course the front runners in both were sellouts.

Am I wrong in thinking that Biden would walk the election? He's super popular on the left and pretty inoffensive to the right

>Jim Webb
>sane
>rambled about how cool it was to kill people in Vietnam in the only debate he was in

The whole "YOU'RE A WHITE MALE" issue could be a problem for him.

sounds based

All the republicucks pretend to support nuclear but at the same time they don't believe in climate change, lol.
All the democucks say nuclear is bad but they believe in acting on climate change.
It's just a dark comedy, our time line.

Everyone thinks killing people is cool deep down.

Nah. Uncle Biden is already being dragged over the coals for old racist comments and the possibility of naming that nobody as his Vice President just so he can use another black person to get ahead politically. They ain't falling for his buddy with the blacks this time.

he's getting #metoo'd and is also white and a dude

Moderates finna boutta be dabbed on with nonstop trannie and nigger shit. It's gonna be funny.

>white dude would walk the election
he will just get twerked out of the podium by a bunch of black girls and he will say nothing about it

>Because the people who write these shows have political opinions

they also think they are smarter than the masses and have to 'educate' them.

Why aren't the Simpsons funny anymore
I mean they made political jokes all the time but this is just another level

Biden is fucking useless. He'll just be another Obama. What's the point of that?

I'm not sold on climate change but I can agree air pollution is a massive issue. I sometimes feel like climate change and air pollution should be packaged together to sell it to the public better, since any city dweller can attest to it.

It's not Trump and that's it.

sneed haha

the democratic primaries are going to be a kino shitstorm, looking forward to it

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Biden already had to apologize for being white and looked pathetic doing it. He's done.

>white
>male
>old enough that all of his voting record is not compatible with today's democrats
>too touchy
>news already working to take him out of the picture
>everyone's talking about how his early VP pick of an African American woman looks like he's just trying to fill a checkbox
He has no chance.

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Jesus Christ, everything these days is newsworthy.
my old /pol/ folder has a ton of creepy Biden pics, can't wait

making a woman feel bad now disqualifies you from office. Bloo Hoo.

biden is a doddering old fool who will never win anyway.

He's a pedophile and rapist

The only ones who aren't establishment shills are Yang and Sanders.
I know Yang from when he was a professor. His whole campaign is more of a futuristic political statement. I don't think he is expecting to win, but his whole way of going about things will probably appeal to right-wingers more than Bernie.
Yang tries hard to not TRIGGER them and Bernie does the opposite with
>MUH SOCIALISM

Warren, I'm not sure if I trust her.

But I fully expect Harris to the one with the full backing of the billionaires and their corporations.

>Democrats are a diverse bunch, all trying to vote for some ideal. Berniefags don't care for Clintonites...etc Only centrist democrats care about MUH PARTY MUH SIDES.
But wasn't diversity our strength?

Yang is a fucking idiot.

Is it better to elect a corporate shill just to have "your" side in office, even if the guy elected does not work for you?

Sounds based

>His whole campaign is more of a futuristic political statement
I don't want him to win, but I do want him to do at least well enough to make a mark, because he is talking about stuff that NEEDS to get talked about by both parties.

the first rule of sneed club is dont talk about sneed club
formerly there are no rules

The funny shit is theirs a few hours worth of videos of Biden oddly touching females of all ages and sniffing their hair, etc. Its something anyone especially Trump would have a field day with.

Doesnt help him that his potential running mate is the Moose Knuckle from Ga. Who has a smorgasbord of issues by herself.

>"JEWS ARE USING THE MEDIA TO SUBVERT WHITE SOCIETY AND CAUSE WHITE GENOCIDE"
>Posted on a board DEDICATED to Jewish media

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formerly sneed

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diversity is our strength only as long as there's a majority from which the diversity can pillage and share the booty

when there's no spoils to be shared anymore it's everybody for their own

You lost get over it.

oh and also Sneed.

Sneed and Chuck are libertarians

It was originally French.

Everything is political now and it’s ruined tv and movies.

If you’re on one side of the fence you’re obligated to support anything that promotes your political agenda, even if it’s total garbage.

If you’re on the other side of the fence you often wind up being baited into constantly complaining about the political content you don’t agree with in tv and films, not even realizing that you’re being played as a sucker and being tricked into promoting the thing you hate because of outrage culture.

Nothing can be judged simply on its merits any more. There is no more joy, no more artistic vision, no more creativity. Everything is politically loaded. It has ruined tv and movies for everyone, on both sides.

fucking kek

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Is that Steven Spielberg?

Sneed xD

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sneed sneed

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hollywood was always a propaganda machine, it just wasn't so obvious when everybody believed the party line

I know who I'm sneeding for

based libertarian nationalists fuck city slickers and fuck technology

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Because the Democratic Party is fucked and Trump is going to win again

Maybe people in the 90s didn't think that political allegiance was a matter of existential panic? Most people in show business were on the left then as well, sure, but their treatment of the right was more cartoonish amusement than murderous rage.

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sneedbump

You're a dumbass who sucks Assad's dick, even though he literally released jihadists from Prison in order to taint his opposition. You probably watch RT.

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I agree, bombing brown children gives me a hard-on too.

typical low-IQ Trump voter right here.

They also could look in the mirror and make a joke. As well as take a joke.
They made fun of the RNC and DNC in Stampys episode, they had fun with Clinton and Bush, and they made jokes of religions homos, and races.
Infact, alot of 90s comedies did the same like Simpsons, The Critic, Married with Children, Duckman, KotH, the PJs.
All those shows even dedicated an episode to bash the PC culture and how it robs us of our humor. Ironically, back then the Right was trying to make everything a censored safespace.

People were definitely way more chill about politics back in the 90's. There were still crazies, but there certainly wasn't as many as there are now. I think I agree with people who say the internet basically changed that.

Biden would absolutely crush Trump in the general election. Getting through the primaries will be a bigger challenge, however.

pedo joe?

Shut the fuck up Avi.

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I like how DeBlasio is the only one who actually looks like a regular Simpsons character

Not an argument. Assad has killed more people in Syria during the war than the US has. FACT!

kek, trump could literally just go on stage and play videos of biden inappropriately touching people and say nothing

>Assad has killed more terrorists in Syria during the war than the US has. FACT!

>Biden would absolutely crush Trump in the general election
>t. person from last week

Nobody would watch a strictly political show. Comedy is the sugar with your medicine.

Conservatives are the only ones who bitch about this because with the exception of Paul Joseph Watson their comedians...are a fucking shithole.

Yes, everyone who thinks Assad is a bad guy must be a Jewish shill. You caught me.

Might as well be.

Fuck off Vietnam Fucking Shit

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That's a sad truth, but I'm confident that an interventionist president will be able to up those numbers significantly. Why leave the high score to him?

The US and Kurdish forces have killed more members of Daesh than Assad's forces have, dummy. Like I said, Assad has literally released jihadists from prison in order to taint his opposition.

I really hope Yang wins.
He's the hero we need.

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Yeah it sure is a great idea to give up rights (that will never be given back) to stop Israeli wars that will eventually lead to Israel's downfall when arabs outbreed jews and start infiltrating their society.

I'm baffled at how the democrats think that Georgia candidate is even remotely close to being someone they want on a ticket, doesn't she have something like $200K in credit card debt?

Why does the poster have so much empty space in the corner where lisa is standing?

I miss when Lisa acted her own age and was just bright.

Sneed - Feed and Seed. CHUCK - FUCK AND SUCK WE GET IT HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK FUCK WHOOOOOA BRO LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK! FUCK AND SUCK!

Okay smart guy, explain this one then.

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loss

trump is already taking people's guns. don't act like it could get any worse.

*crushes u*

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I don't support Trump, you faggot. I'm just not an Assad dicksucker that pretends on the internet Baathism is based.
I'm also not a weeb, thankfully. Stop watching Japanese cartoons and start reading up on the ACTUAL FACTS involving the conflict in Syria.

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>smart people
>modern simpsons

Because Biden touched her.

Fuck, I never thought of it that way!

>feed and seed
>feed
>when you put gas into your car, you're feeding it gas
>sneed

nice try magapede you ain't fooling no one

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Rent free

I'm a globalist and an interventionist. Trump is not good for global trade or for our alliances. I am anti-Assad and anti-Trump. I know your tiny brain can't process that.

>Andrew Yang, Democratic Presidential candidate? What are YOU doing here?

he payed up around 999.60 when he should have payed $700 to $800 max

Hey buddy, no one cares that you're a devout Jew. This isn't jewishsingles.com

Seething MIGAtard

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To make you stupid hicks angry. HAHAHAHA

formerly Whig party

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Bernie is a senile old fuck who will be dead by the time January 2021 rolls around. If by some act of God he manages to live through his first term, he will be remembered as an idealist who bowed down to the neo-libs after realizing that all of his 'good ideas' were not feasible. Maybe he'll force through one campaign promise but without compromise it will end up a complete disaster.

No he isn't. And if people want guns, they need to show it, because Trump can't just say "muh silent majority" and get what he wants forever.