Tywin Lannister

Oh please. That whole arc was stupid. Why the fuck would he like some rando he just found.

In the books they says he only smiled twice, once on the day of his wedding and twice when Jaime and Cersei were born

Tywin is one of the few characters I'd say is much better in the show than in the books. In the books he's an over-the-top hardass who just seems pissed at all times. The show version acts more shrewd and charismatic, and it's more believable that he's this revered genius figure among his followers.

Cause she was a smart kid, not an annoying cunt like his daughter.

>be me
>restored my families name and became one of the most powerful houses in westeros
>all by the power of sheer will and hard fucking work
>time to pass on my bloodline and let my kin hold the family title
>first two kids seem promising but I kinda wish cersei was a boy instead
>last child not only kills my beautiful wife during birth but also ends up being a deformed fucking imp
>jamie and cersei start fucking eachother
>their pompous and sheltered incest baby ends up on the throne and tarnishes the reputation I worked my entire life to uphold
>he fucking dies
>take tyrion prisoner because in the heat of things he has a lot of reason to do it
>might as well fuck his whore too, surely he didn't grow attached to a piece of fuckmeat
>get killed by abomination son the shitter

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Yeah because stannis is a literal Mary sue that has everything handed to him for no reason

His children were stupid cunts because of him.

He has a smug half-smile on his face when he melts down the Stark family sword

Kek

Your peepee

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Three times actually, he also smiled when his best bro Aerys made him Hand

A Summer Islander would've left her alone and fucked Ned!user. Then Ned!user would get ass pregnant because of the SI's fertility gods

Yeah, he was already fucking Shay before Bronn found her.

You know the reason people liked Stannis was exactly because he has barely anything going his way so I don't know what this bait is based on.

I can think of only two things:
>Magic demon baby assassinating Renly, followed by all the Tyrells running away and half of Renly's soldiers defecting to Stannis
>The bank of Braavos giving Stannis a massive loan even though they have no reason to expect him to win

I think there might be a book-lore explanation for this second part but it's been so long since I read one of the books that I can't remember what it is.

>all by the power of sheer will and hard fucking work
The gold mines probably helped.

>Just happens to be brother to the king
>Just happens to be worshipped by a hot magic lady
>Just happens to have a pirate lend him an entire fleet. Twice.
>Wife let's him fuck other women
He's a self insert Mary sue for retarded incels.

Can we have one fucking thread without Stannisfags?

>I remember the first time my father took me to court, Robert had to hold my hand. I could not have been older than four, which would have made him five or six. We agreed afterward that the king had been as noble as the dragons were fearsome….Years later, our father told us that Aerys had cut himself on the throne that morning, so his Hand had taken his place. It was Tywin Lannister who’d so impressed us

based

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>>Just happens to be brother to the king
How is that getting handed anything? He still has to fight for the throne
>>Just happens to be worshipped by a hot magic lady
You think she would have even noticed him if he wasn't already a prominent figure before? He was already a respected commander
>>Just happens to have a pirate lend him an entire fleet. Twice.
His own fleet was bigger. The pirate fleet merely held the rear in the blackwater
>>Wife let's him fuck other women
Woman don't "let" men in GOT fuck other women
>He's a self insert Mary sue for retarded incels.
Literally nothing for incels to identify with. Keep seething subhuman