You HAVE been on the world's greatest theme park kino, right user?

This is top 3 but Splash Mountain is the greatest theme park kino.

Last 5 times I have gone to Animal kingdom it has been shutdown.
I have literally never rode on it

That's a shame. You are missing out

Based

>tfw we will never get another ride ever again like Splash Mountain full of animatronics and music
>the future of theme parks is just 4D movie theaters

fuck my shit up familia

Maybe if you live in Universal Studios. Disney still makes plenty of animatronic rides.

Maybe not to the massive scope of Splash Mountain but that ride was only possible because it recycled tons of animatronics from old rides

Better than the gay Indy ride

Who here /teddybearlady/?

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If you are talking about the Great movie ride you are a fag.

He's talking about the Indiana Jones ride in California that the Dinosaur ride is a reskin of.

It's also better than the Great Movie Ride too though. Don't @ me.

>tfw my college program is over

I want to fucking go back lads

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Where did you work?

Did you get any DCP pussy in the fuck dorms?

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When I was younger my family took as to Universal Studios instead of Disney. How does Disney compare? Granted it's been probably 15 years since I've went to Universal and they no longer have the Back to The a Future ride, the Jaws ride, E.T, The Mummy house, and others.

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I worked as a cook at the Epcot Food and Wine Festival.

Fuck yes I did
>Come home to my housing complex one night at 4 am
>Some girl I have never met is sitting outside
>She calls me over and starts saying some random shit about finding her friend I couldn't understand (I was already smashed at this point)
>Suddenly she asks if she could come up to my room to fuck. Out of absolutely nowhere.
Every single story you hear about the Disney girls are true

Universal is "come ride a simulator of whatever we could license!"

>exposed midriff
It's essentially consent.

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>the disneyland one has been replaced by capeshit
Did they not change the disneyworld one?

They are both great for their own reasons but universal doesn't have the "magic" that Disney does. Visiting Disney is honest to god like leaving planet Earth and entering another dimension while universal still feels like you are in an amusement park

As far as the quality of rides go id say they are on par. However universal has the tendancy to use more screen rides while Disney prefers practical animatronics

nope

The Disney World one (the original) is still untouched and likely won't be changed since Guardians of the Galaxy is coming to Epcot.

I heard some rumor that they are replacing the twilight zone theming yet keeping the haunted Hollywood Tower Hotel aesthetic, but that's just a baseless rumor. I wouldn't take it very seriously

>tfw managed to experience the "Back to the Future" ride before they closed it down.

feels great man

>let's you spy on his daughter in various states of undress in her bedroom
Is John, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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Everyone talks about the "magic" that Disney has and I didn't really get that sentiment until I started watching comfy Disney blogs on ride history videos on youtube. Does Disney have any live shows comparable to WaterWorld?

Jesus christ, I've rode this ride one time. No one told me what it was and I was like 10 years old.
The window opens at the very top of the tower and I'm like 200 ft in the air, literally pissed my pants lads...

Yes I have been on the Twister ride. Gone forever now though sadly.

The Indiana Jones DHS show is stuntkino, and one magical night they made an autistic boy's dream come true.
youtube.com/watch?v=biJLNXBsjk8
and that boy was George Lucas

The night time fireworks show in Magic Kingdom is seriously mind-blowing

youtu.be/VWrxn4wXyPk

>went to every disney theme park in the 90s when i was younger than 10
>loved it, have only great memories
>went back a couple years ago in my mid-20s
>105+F weather literally being cooked alive walking around soaked in sweat
>endless queues
>spend 12+ hours a day in parks of which 10+ hours are in queues, 1 hour is walking around from one ride to the next and 1 hour in actual rides
>everything is 3x the price it should be for some reason, it gets to 5x when it comes to food and beverage
>i really can't stress the whole queues thing enough, it's surreal

yeah, theme parks are definitely a "for kids" thing

You just became jaded. I went when I was 22 and had an even better time than when I was a kid

How’s her foot game?

Worse than Brie Larson

Can confirm. Kinoship Earth is a fucking trip.

>not going to disneyworld or land as a kid
wtf were your parents poor or something?

>greatest theme park kino
>western hemisphere

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enjoy your radiation

Many, many times. This is one of the few rides I don’t mind waiting in line for, it’s so comfy. I need to get back there I haven’t been since 2012.

This, I miss it so fucking much and no one I meet outside of Disney will ever understand

Sounds like poor planning desu
It's still very possible to not spend more than 30 minutes in any one queue if you actually take the time to plan your trip, understand FastPass etc.

Easily one of the most underrated rides. Notwithstanding the fact I got a handjob while riding during my first CP.

It's all true, see above.

Objective top five US parkskino:
1. Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
2. Indiana Jones Adventure
3. Splash Mountain
4. Spaceship Earth
5. Dinosaur (yes it's the same track as Indy but Dr. Seeker makes it worth it)

I swear to God some day I will go

Wear a fallout suit

When did you get that "CP" handjob on Spaceship Earth? Wonder if the IR camera monitoring recorded your crimes.

>Calling anither grown man sweety on Yea Forums.
>actual adult

Based. I fingered a cp on spaceship earth

Would you?

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Unironically more attracted to the Hannibal Lecter animatronics in the frozen Epcot ride

I pissed myself on this ride when I was 8

Why is he so perfect bros?

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Nobody will ever understand why I'm so desperate to go to Starlight Cafe when I'm in Disney

lighten up, fag

My family did Disneyworld and Universal years ago and personally my favorite ride was the Mummy ride at Universal. Ride it like 7 times.

Oh wow, I absolutely love Disney world, it's so based so many of you guys love it too. I can't wait to see Star Wars World

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I understand.

I see you've never been to Disney Tokyo

Are you saying that I should ride it 7 times or that you rode it that many?

He prolly means he rode it but you need WHERE'S MY CUP OF COFFEE imprinted in your brain

>go on Jungle Cruise
>get litty

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Based and satisfactuallpilled

Which one of you faggots took him?

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>everyone in this thread

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>create twitter account for internet points
>fake heart attack when police want to take your cell phone
kek

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I live in Orlando. I’m tired of Disney and Universal.

I live in Orlando too. Want to do drugs together?

>leave expensive ass animatronic sitting in an abandoned building for 10+ years unguarded without not even so much as a security camera in place
>knew people were constantly breaking into said building to take videos and pictures of the place
>be surprised when their valuable item was stolen

None of what you said is justification for theft.

>not taking your kids and your wife to theme parks with your disposable income from your 80k salary job

let me guess, you don't have a wife, kids, or a job right?

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Hey hey people

Kevin Perjurer here

Those are great big beautiful digits

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>voluntarily associates with Disney Dan
why?

According to people on the inside, Buzzy was never stolen. Imagineering removed him one night without informing anybody so when security saw it was gone the next day they freaked the fuck out and immediately filed a police report.

The only thing that was ever stolen from that area was one of Buzzy's gloves, which has been missing for years.

Tell me this: who the fuck would be able to move a 300 pound animatronic without leaving any bit of evidence?

I only inject alcohols

>tfw going in September
Cannot fucking wait. Haven't been in 3 years. Shame DHS is going to be fucking packed due to shit wars opening.

On the plus side, true kinoland will be less packed

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inb4 janny deletes this thread for being offtopic and allows 4 twitter screencap threads to say up

Egotistical asshole honestly

>excited to finally try Be Our Guest
>hyped as fuck for the grey stuff since that's what everyone mentions
>it's literally just an oreo mousse frosting

wow that was underwhelming

>1 minute long river ride with screens
>motion simulator with screens
>regular food but blue so its AlIeN FoOd!!!

Wow thank god they went with that slam dunk over this piece of shit

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>literally pissed my pants

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>still file police report
>leaves huge mess of hydraulic fluid on the ground
Back Door Disney indeed, you are such a massive faggot.

Avatarland really is great but I still think the most immersive themed area in any theme park is the Harry Potter areas in universal

Be Our Guest is overrated trash. It's a tourist trap. Cool aesthetics but the actual food is garbage.

Jiko at Animal Kingdom Lodge is where you want to go for the REALLY good food. Absolutely top of the line stuff for a similar price to Be Our Guest.

t. Ex-cook at WDW.
I know what I'm talking about

>No!

>who the fuck would be able to move a 300 pound animatronic without leaving any bit of evidence?
You say that like Disney Security is a crack team of highly trained operatives.

>put on yellow reflective vest and hard-hat
>use clipboard
>put buzzy in a box
>walk right out of the service door and off the property

what are the absolute best restaurants at each park? i'm usually on the dining plan so don't give a fuck about prices. is the new jungle cruise place any good?

There arent any and I dont understand the people who pay 100+ dollars for a ticket to then go spend an hour and a half at an overpriced restaurant that would be 3 star quality if it WASNT located within the park

Just grab a burger and refillable cup from one of the stalls and keep hitting rides till you pass out. Das how 2 theme park

You don’t know shit

Oldfag bros - remember when the skyway existed? Remember when it used to go through the Matterhorn to get to get to Fantasyland?

youtu.be/_6BthmoJCPQ

Good times.

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Not the cook but I just went and liked the Liberty Tavern in MK. I went once to the 50s diner in HS and that was pretty great too.

>Calicuck

nobody gives a shit about disneyland, walt was so disgusted by it he wanted a replacement.

>is the new jungle cruise place any good?
Here's your entree, bro.

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>50's prime time
>via napoli
>sat'li canteen

Yea Forums is a WDW board.

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*turns a 20 minute wait into a 45 minute wait in your path*

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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>nobody gives a shit about disneyland

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There are so many South Americans at DW it’s insane

God I hate these fucking cunts, they're literally everywhere in the parks now.

fuck this ride, shit is painfully loud

obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/blog/2012/01/19/president-obama-promotes-tourism-disney-world

But think of how much money disney is making from stuffing the third world through their gates

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Post celebrity park stories
>be me
>ride thunder mountain over and over right before park closes
>check out ass of 7/10 milf in front of me
>recognize scar

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>Be 6ft 3
>Finally visit Disney and try the matterhorn because it's everyone's "childhood"
>mfw it's jerky as fuck and feels like I'm about to snap in half
>Can't enjoy every jump out of fear my head will get taken off
Worst ride

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nah

The food at 50s prime time is awful.

Food wise?
Polite Pig at Disney Springs
Flame Tree and Satuli Canteen at Animal Kingdom
Honestly nowhere at Hollywood Studios. At least not until Star Wars opens. 50s prime time and Sci Fi have great asthetics though
The Crystal Palace Breakfast in Magic Kingdom

Honestly though the 3 parks I listed aren't great in terms of restaurants. All of the best Disney restaurants are at resorts and Epcot/Disney Springs. The places in Epcot alone are too long to list.

Disney world is a retard trap. If you ever meet someone who loves it or has actually paid to go there (God forbid if they've been multiple times) you can be assured they are low iq

I went to Universal over spring break, and I'm pretty sure I got a concussion on one ride. My head got tossed around like never before.

TOP TIER RESTAURANTS FOR EACH PARK

EPCOT
>Teppan Edo
>La Hacienda De San Angel
>Via Napoli
>Le cellier is fucking overpriced trash if you want a fucking good steak just go to one of the resort restaurants

ANIMAL KINGDOM
>Satu'li Canteen
>Tusker House
>Yak and Yeti

HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS
>50's Prime kino
>Mama Melrose
>Brown Derby is good but not worth the cost
>Sci-Fi is fucking trash in terms of food but kino in terms of ambience, go there once for lunch and stomach their shitty burger and never go back

MAGIC KINGDOM
>LITERALLY
>FUCKING
>NOTHING
JUST GO TO FUCKING PECOS BILL OR STARLIGHT CAFE BECAUSE THIS PLACE HAS NO GOOD TABLE SERVICE MEALS.

WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT

it's your fault for being a freak

Ohanas and the restaurant in the Wilderness Lodge Resort. Don't listen to anything else

>The food at 50s prime time is awful.
Sorry they didn't have any chicken tendies and fwench fwies for you, but the food there is legit good.

>be me
>be young kid
>be in goofy's bouncehouse
>suddenly big security guys come in and begin talking to the adults and escorting certain people out
>wtf
>suddenly michael fucking jackson comes in with one of his "boys"
>they start bouncing up and down
>standing near the wall like "wtf"
>MJ ignores me
>Does not rape me
>leaves after a while with big entourage of people
>decade or so later I realize I must have been an ugly kid

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I’m 90% sure I saw this ho at the 50s prime diner like a month ago

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No it's bland and awful. I have been half a dozen times and the only food that is passable is the fried chicken.

I'm not saying it's a bad restaurant. The atmosphere and concept is super fun. It's just not good food and if you think it is you need to broaden your horizons

Aids Lincoln isn't looking too good.

I guess amusement park rides BTFO lanklets and manlets

What is objectively the best Resort?
pic related

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Good luck tomorrow Eric

my family never stayed at the resorts because they're expensive as fuck :(

Space Mountain feels that way for 5'6". I can't imagine what tall people feel like on that ride. It's still fun as hell though.

>drinking around the world with a bro at Epcot
>stop at Via Napoli for a food break
>have amazing pizza and qt waitress
good times

It's too hard to chose. I love so many of them for different reasons.

Boardwalk is my current jam though. Maximum comfy. Great environment for adults. Especially at night

I'm 6'0'' (fuck you 5'11'' manlets) and I've never had an issue on it, but I always request the front seat for extra legroom.

Pop Century is legitimate kino, cheap, nicely themed, and renovated rooms.

I don't get why anyone stays at the premium resorts unless you have little kids or something and plan on staying at the resort for long periods of time. Just give me a bed to sleep on and I don't give a fuck.

>It's just not good food and if you think it is you need to broaden your horizons
That pot roast melts in your mouth. Go eat some garbage in Marakesh.

Only resort worth staying at is one of the Lowes Hotels at universal orlando because your room key functions as an unlimited fastpass. My sister and I were absolutely dabbing on linecucks for 4 days straight

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>not living the true value life
amateur

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9 Dragons in Epcot may not be anything special food wise, but it's a great choice for walk ins getting tables pretty easily compared to the ones you need reservations for. Epcot in general is awesome for the food kiosks alone. Going around the world eating snacks and drinking all kind of alcohol is worth the price of admission. Fish and chips and a Bass Ale in England is pretty damn comfy as well.

Say hello to the best bar in Disne- NO THE BEST BAR IN THE WORLD

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>Fish and chips and a Bass Ale in England is pretty damn comfy as well.

Fuck I love Rose & Crown but just stepping foot in there is a nightmare. It's too fucking small for the amount of drunk idiots in there screaming their heads off. You're in fucking theme park pub at EPCOT, get your beer and get out.

That's not Nomad Lounge

Pretty sure the point of a pub is to get a beer and chill with the buddies

>get your beer and get out.
>drinking beer from a plastic cup
goddamn Americans

Don't project, the grand Floridian is the best Zachary
Thanks tho

Boardwalk is my favorite. Easy walking distance to Epcot, along with a reasonable walk to Hollywood Studios. There's a solid high end restaurant option on the grounds, along with plenty of snack options. The Beach Club and Yacht Club are nearby, which offers other nice options as well.

The front is also great because you have nothing in front of you but darkness. My favorite thing to do is to scream at the people making the slow incline as you fly by them.

I was just about to post this

I really want a black pearl but it seems pretty expensive to RNG cocktails

Hopefully the new Beauty and the Beast library bar will be similar to it with the animated shit happening with certain drink orders

Cool, you can do that in a civilized way like every other place at Disney serving alcohol and not scream and curse at the top of your lungs. You're at a pub, but you're still at Disney you moron.

If you go to Disney World and don't check out The Void in Disney Springs you are seriously missing out.

Its a Star Wars VR experience that is seriously unmatched in it's industry. Incredibly imersive and pants-shittingly cool.
I need to make this PSA because it has zero marketing despite being one of the best attractions in Disney

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>he's never been to Club 33 before

kek, and you call yourself a disney """"""connoisseur""""""

Is that the Chilean Sea Bass I've heard so much about?

I got way too high before I went in here and couldn't comprehend what was going on. They had to escort me out
7/10, that robot from Rogue One was cool.

based
will do this next time

>visited last Spring
>hop on Grindr to see what's up
>bunch of florida daddies inviting me over to chill

bruh i'm moving to florida

I've never been inside the actual restaurant. The counter service section can be cut throat when finding a spot, but it's a great spot to relax in the shade. I'm going back in May, so maybe this time I'll give the pub a shot.

>NIGGERSSSSSSS

Yeah, DW really needs tons of glass ware being dropped / discarded all over the resort.

The GF is worth staying at once, but it is severely overrated. It's been some time since my family last stayed there, however. The decorations for Christmas are fantastic though.

Universal> DW
Prove me wrong.

My point was to stay in the pub and enjoy it from a real glass like an adult, brainlet.

I enjoy the craziness of it all because generally I’m pretty sloshed by the time I get there

None of the deluxe resorts are worth it. Contemporary, Grand Floridian, Polynesian, they're all severely overrated. If you like the decor nothing is preventing you from walking in, enjoying what it has to offer, and hopping on the Monorail back to the park.

Cheers!

too many latinos for my taste desu

The fuck happened that you needed to be escorted out?

Yeah, there's a short list of resorts I like staying in when my family can get discounts. Boardwalk is my favorite.

Cringe

They'll remove you if you are intoxicated / unable to handle the attraction. You won't get kicked out, but he probably just got asked to head elsewhere. From what the user shared it sounds like he was caught up in the spectacle of the VR experience and wasn't actually participating. If it's a group experience he may have been acting in a way to diminish the quality. Who knows.

Apparently I didn't hear a voice prompt to enter another room so I just stood there like an asshole for 5 minutes waiting for something to happen.

user's comfy jerking off spot

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NBC shills plz go

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Can we all agree dole whips are nothing special? I hate when people tout how good it is. It's just pineapple flavored soft serve dumbass.

Disneyworld creeps the fuck out of me

Some weird child trafficking shit goes on there

When I went to Universal, I went on the Harry Potter ride, felt nauseous, went on the Simpsons ride and threw up all over the seat beside me. It was because you're essentially strapped to a couch and watching a tv screen while the couch moves around. They were ass

I know it's a bit of a drive but Busch Gardens Tampa has way better rides and is just more fun in general than any of the Orlando parks.
Also, security is pretty chill so you can go back to your car and get high whenever you want. Great place to drop acid - between the rides, the crazy shit going on, and the animals.
Also, for like 90 or 100 bucks you can get your ticket and an all-you-can-eat pass, which pays for itself even if it is just for drinks.
TL;DR - Disney and Universal is for zoomer babies, BG is for adults that want actual fun rollercoasters and rides and shit while doing copious amounts of drugs.

My arms break out in weird pimples if I eat dairy so I like it.

>coaster jocks
You people are the worst, prioritizing "belly go tickle" over story and theming.

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This isn't Hollywood.

There is literally no reason to host child trafficking at an amusement park

It’s in driving to Tampa then I’m just gonna chill at Clearwater all day

Fuck yeah.

t.faggot
Your loss. Though, if you are in Orlando I can understand why you would be content just being anywhere else but the worst city in Florida.

And Dale Mabry full contact all-nude strip clubs at night.

I'll never forget getting in that creepy elevator for the first time

Disney cucks get out. Universal boys ww@

>here's an exposed steel coaster
>here's another one
>here's another one
No imagination.

Imagine being such a feminized faggot that you prioritize the gay ass set dressing of a ride over the physical experience of riding it.

Also, Falcon's Fury is way better than Tower of Terror.

I’m not gonna argue about cities with you because I really don’t care but I actually live in winter park and I’m probably better than you

Retard.
There is a reason Rock N Rollercoaster is one of the best rollercoasters in the world despite being off the shelf

Well I have a pilot's license so roller coasters by themselves aren't very thrilling to me.

That's hilarious.

Weren't you with a group? Just follow them

>I live in winter park

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If you don’t know what I mean then you aren’t anywhere near my level buddyboi

Based

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>he posted from his stepdad's poolhouse

Magic Kingdoms HM is so much better honestly

As is it's Splash Mountain, Thunder Mountain and Jungle Cruise, but every DL vs MK discussion devolves into Socal passholes screeching about "muh Pirates."

Not giving any more detail on it but I was hired for another CP after it happened so I'm almost positive I didn't get caught.

I haven't. That's why I specified US parkskino.

Defunctland is cool but I hate how much filler he injects into his videos. He didn't need to describe the entire history of flight for the Eastern Airlines video, he was just trying to get that sweet sweet ad revenue.

>Tour group lets me pass their group in line for Dinosaur
Only time I've seen any of them show common courtesy. Can't count how many times I was working and had to tell them they couldn't all just sit on the ground.

Polynesian is fucking kino. On one of the last nights of my CP I stayed there with a group of friends, I had just got off work and was waiting for them in an empty lobby and that combination of music and lighting is so perfectly melancholy in this weirdly beautiful way. Plus trader sam's and Ohana are both kino.

Based

Also based. It's only good mixed with vanilla. But there are better park treats.

Lol

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Winter Park is even lamer than Orlando proper. It has all the shitty aspects of Orlando but you still have to drive awhile to get anywhere good. Also, living there makes the odds of you being white slimmer.
Shitty music? Weak design? Holy shit, if you think RnR is one of the best rollercoasters in the world I feel sorry for you.
I've flown single engine planes before. It is nothing like a rollercoaster. It is very relaxed and easy going. Unless you are a fucking test pilot, you're full of shit.

Land has the better Thunder Mountain after it got the renovations a few years back.

My closest family lives ~1000 miles away and one day you will learn to accept that some people are vastly more successful than you. No more (you)s as you are derailing a comfy park thread

Also, who's trying to see Galaxy's Edge at opening? I have a trip booked for DLR this June. Fucking nerve racking waiting for them to open up reservations.

I got drunk at Bush Gardens and road the Griffon and vomited on everyone behind me.

youtube.com/watch?v=kVyxMGSdvZw

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The dynamite end sequence is better but the sight lines of MK's is far superior.

I want to go to DLParis JUST to ride Phantom Manor.

Is there even another reason to go?

Actually looks haunted

X2 is a god tier roller coaster and im glad I live 15 minutes away from Magic Mountain

>ebragging about an overpriced mcmansion on a mongolian throat singing board
Say that to my ear you fucker

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Did they have to write Barry Sonnenfeld a check for that ripoff?

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There is a trick during Thunder mountain where the train makes a 180 degree turn. While it makes this quick turn there is a windmill there. If you focus your head on the windmill you can induce vertigo.

*remains absolutely perfectly still in your path*

Heh, nothing personable joe

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I mean...they are both based on actual home architecture, so if anyone is getting a check its some long-dead house designer

Not with RnR getting the Iron Man re-theme. Avoided Tower of Terror getting the GotG treatment thank God. Space Mountain is still stuck as Star Wars too.

I don’t care at all about Star Wars but I know someone will end up dragging me there. It’s gonna be an overcrowded shitshow. Didn’t that toy story dog ride have like 5 hour wait times at the beginning? I can’t even imagine what Star Wars will be like

>More successful than you
>Lives in Florida
You know how I know you're a nobody?

>spends 6 months in the Orient researching authentic fabrics
>builds structurally unsound AA
Tony Baxter must be rolling in his grave

I went to Disney world recently. I noticed there is a lot of empty land outside the park. Why don't they just seize that and expand?

So what’s the next attractions on the chopping block?

My bets:

Magic Kingdom
>Country Bears

EPCOT
>Figment

Hollywood Studios
>Muppets (or Indiana)

Animal Kingdom
>Rafiki’s thing nobody visits

I did Slinky Dog Dash on opening day and waited 27 minutes. Posted wait times are artificially inflated to keep people with the autism pass in check.

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disney is the gayest burger shit ever, get some culture

About a third of the 43 square miles has been developed, about a third can be developed and the remaining third is reserved for conservation and water management.

As a kid my parents took my siblings and me to the parks every single year, and we live near Philly. I think I've been there almost 20 times total.
Also Spaceship Earth is kino

Disney already owns all of that land. Something like 40 square miles. Some of it they're contracted to preserve, but there's a lot of speculation of them building a fifth gate.

I thought Rafiki's closed last summer?

Tower of Terror is horrible, debate me

Honestly the Iron Man ride and Star Wars Space mountain are good reasons to go. Anything that isn't in the American Parks

What's the college program best for? I currenrly take all my courses online, not sure if I could sign up

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Americans:

I hate tipping. Am I going to get problems if I don't tip at DW?

At universal its ET. they are just waiting for Spielberg to kick the bucket before they wipe it out and replace it with Harry Potter. Last time I went it was list riding through a dusty warehouse of nightmares with all of the mineral deposits near the water features and busted broken animatronics. It also had like a 30 second wait

Cheap labor of willing, attractive young people.

Daily reminder that Disneyland is best park because its the only one Walt built with his 2 Jew hating hands. There is a certain magic in Disneyland that you can't emulate in Florida, or anywhere else really.

Future-proof. There are a million things they can do with that land over the next 2 decades

Just for refurb, it’s reopening sometime over Summer

Please tell your fellow third world shitholers to stop invading DW thank you

>At universal its ET. they are just waiting for Spielberg to kick the bucket before they wipe it out and replace it with Harry Potter.
I refuse to believe this is true. I will be livid. I love the ET ride, it is literally the perfect ride even has ET saying your name at the end.

Would have terraformed more if not for journalists like Carl Hiaasen revealing Disney destruction of Florida limestone base.

Likely no, they can't get confrontational least they risk their jobs. In fact you can go without tipping anywhere in America unless you plan on frequenting a place multiple times during your trip.

I'm going there this week I'm 23, gonna smoke and relax on my nice vaca

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It's theirs and I'm hoping at some point we will get a stateside version of DisneySea, but with Mystic Manor included. Foreign disney is way too kino but I dont want to spend 2k just on plane tickets

Rafikis just closed for renovations and is now reoppened. It's not going anywhere

Mission Breakout!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tower of Terror

I'm not sure if you'd be eligible but it's fucking incredible if you're a typical Yea Forums autist. You're basically guaranteed a solid group of bro-tier friends and possibly a gf by the end of it. Everything about it builds your self-confidence, plus the experience both working and on your days off is top tier fun, even if your location sucks.

If you're asking about roles, attractions, character attendant, and character performer are the best roles but the latter two are fairly hard to get. I did quick service for both my CP's which kind of sucked but it balances out.

Yeah, it was pretty fucking boring and shitty Much prefer a roller coaster to this soi slurping nonsense of "dude it felt like I was falling bro!"

>even has ET saying your name at the end.
That was broken when I went, but you should expect it to get the axe soon. It's not very popular and it's a shell of itself.

Best rollercoaster in america, apollos chariot is a close second

Theme park kino coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=MvYrAf13Z8I

Indiana Jones stunt show is actually getting a renovation soon

Gratiuity is included if you are on the dining plan

[laughs in great leap forward]

*Wins Golden Tickets Best Water Ride for 4 straight years in your path*

Nothing personal, burgers. Guess you'll never know what real DarkKino looks like

youtube.com/watch?v=b89Ro2_HtNk

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Doesn't really matter. Even if your major has nothing to do with Disney they will happily throw you into concessions and let you work.

Your obstacle might be taking your courses online though. I'm not sure how they feel about that.

It actually is true. ET is only still up because Speilberg threw a hissy fit when they closed the one in Hollywood

>bottom left
'ATE YANKS
'ATE DISNEY
LUV BLACKPUUL, SIMPLE AS

Norf

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>kinos your path
nothing personnel, capeshitters

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ugh Americans are so disgusting

Those two are great. I'd also recommend 6 Flags' Superman, and Busch Gardens' Cheetah Hunt. The new Cobra's Curse or whatever at BG is also pretty cool.

>DUDE ITS HOT NOW ITS COLD NOW YOURE GOING BACKWARDS LMAO

I saw Ben Shapiro at Mickey's Magical Map. He walked by me after the show and I said his name. He shook my hand and was really awkward. It was surprisingly difficult to refrain from calling him a fag

NOBODY likes Figment anymore. Kids don’t have a fucking clue who he is. Adults who grew up with him are ashamed of what he has become. Disney needs to put him out of his misery already.

Knotts isn't even the best theme park in the OC. I feel all Knotts-fags actively hate on Disneyland because it's the superior park. Have fun on your crappy calico log ride, while I go down to Splash Mountain

>Disney needs to put him out of his misery already.
Or do the right thing and re-create the original attraction people actually DID like

youtube.com/watch?v=MRIr6Bz15vM

It's actually great. You lose.

What the Disney jews did to that poor imaginary dragon is unforgivable. There was so much potential for cool stuff with Figment.

Needs a 'sponsored by Greggs" sign

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>swearing in a Disney park
SECURITY

Not even close even if Rocket Raccoon gives me a boner

What’s your favorite drink at Epcot? I really like the cucumber margarita in Mexico

>muh log rides
Over the weight max for a real rollercoaster, capeshitter? That's some tough turtles.

One of my favorites from the kiosks is the grapefruit beer at Germany.

Who here /ready/ to wait 12 hours in line for Star Wars land opening

Call me crazy but I love the monorail at Disney World, especially when it stops in the middle of that hotel. Also any monorail/train around a park is just comfy.

During my CP program I'd ride the monorail just for fun all the time

it broke down last time i was on it

which track did you go on? one track is way bumpier and jerks you around more. the other is very calm in comparison

>ride
>made for adults
Ouch

A real ride has both themeing and thrills.

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hahaha that's exactly how it be

Does Disney world still have that ride where it shows the theoretical future with people living in space and underwater and all the changes and discoveries we would make? At any part of that ride was there a part where only white men would work and pay taxes as minorities invade, refuse to work, hold back all progress and demonize all white men on major media outlets?

please stand clear of the doors, user. Back in the early / mid 90's they would let you ride with the conductors and give you official co pilot wings. No such luck anymore.

NEVER BEEN TO ANY OF THEM.

Heading to France later this year and will be going to Disney Paris, anything I should know?

Beware of Chinese tourist

Are you thinking of Horizons? It's been long gone. The choose your own adventure at the end was fantastic.

Post your underrated former attraction kinos

>Martin Short
>Eugene Levy
>You ride a snake
>An animatronic mummy pops out of the screen and attacks the audience
Pure kino

Only thing better was Questor

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I wonder why.

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Yes, I have. AMA.

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I've been. It blows any other Disney park out of the water. Probably because it's not technically run by Disney.

Go find yourself some Dole whip. Pretty sure most Disney's have it. Shit is god-tier

That and 9/11. The conductor during one of my few opportunities was the husband to Hulk Hogan's babysitter for his kids. I still have the wings sitting around somewhere.

Their haunted Mansion is the best one in the world

They still did this in 2005, I rode up front with my dad. The crash was a couple years later I think.

>Horizons
Yea thats it. I remember some of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sa3Mkiv--6o

None of this will ever happen in our lifetimes thanks to multiculturalism.

>be eight year old
>dad always gets us Six Flags season passes
>tfw love rollercoasters
>tell friend how I love rollercoasters
>friend's mom: "Wow user that's so neat, have you been to Disney World?"
>no lol what's that
>"Oh it's the best theme park, they have all the best rides there"
>beg my parents to take me
>fly to Florida for summer a year later
>ticket check, can't contain my excitement
>walk around
>there's no fucking rollercoasters
>Epcot is a bunch of a gay shit and tourist traps for old people
>Magic Kingdom is more gay shit for little girls and adults that watch Disney movies
>Tomorrowland is some kind of avant garde sculpture garden with muh Space Mountain
>Animal Kingdom has like two major rides
fuck all of you

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Awesome. I never asked to sit up front past my early adolescents, so figured it was something they stopped allowing for quite some time. The crash pretty much sealed the deal.

I thought EPCOT was the most boring shit ever when I was a kid and I only liked Test Track. After I hit 16 I realized how great it was.

fucking this, i can't believe i share a board with you fags

What a spoiled little faggoty brat.

Like every ride at Busch Gardens. Fem-user above just didn't like how the superior BG rides weren't dressed up like his favorite dolls.

Also, kek'n hard at how all the Disney rides are being turned even gayer with all the Marvel faggotry.

California Grill
Boathouse
Morimoto Asia
Be Our Guest (only for the themeing, food is hit or miss)
Ohana (Breakfast, only if you like characters)
Boma or Jiko

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=512&v=Rfh7A0lH1ac

Some dudes snuck around in it and filmed the entirety of the process not too long before they shut it down.

>believing anything>great movie ride
Cope posting at its best. Never ever zoomer faggot.

That's the most Florida shit I've ever read. Just missing some gators.

Six Flag's Great Adventure is the best rollercoaster park in America.

Nice going to watch now. Being old sucks but I feel early 90's Disney was kino for kids to go through.Took my kids through it now and they didn't give a shit.

We went to Knott's Berry Farm which was kino.
Sorry you're such a feminized soi slurping retard that princess cosplayers singing Disney tunes is appealing to you, I'd much rather ride rollercoasters.

This. You can always spot a faggot when they claim that the Disney parks are worthwhile. They are strictly for young children and immature women.
Forgot to mention that the Disney rides are seriously lacking in the "thrills" department.

yeah, it really was. I still enjoy the parks today, but the difference in crowds is absolutely ridiculous.

Here is the most Florida video you will ever see

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Yeah I feel really grateful for having done that. It was a really cool experience.

Going in September. Rate my plans /dwg/

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>projecting this hard
I was calling you a spoiled brat for taking those trips for granted when the point is spending quality time with your family, you cumrag.

Autism/10

>Dismembers you
Top theme right there

Come to England. Join us

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>Morimoto
You know how I know you are a pleb?

What's wrong with Morimoto? I like asian food.

It's been a long day
Without you my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

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cowfish isnt that good

I was eight, you incel. Wasn't exactly my main concern. My parents divorced pretty shortly after that, so a lot of value that contains huh.

>autism

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Agreed, space mountain scared the shit out of me first time I went on it. Genuinely was doing my best hunchback of notre dame impression the whole time

Morimoto is what the poor proletariat think is high class food because they see it on tv. If you were really trying to impress your girl you would take her to Club 33 but they don't accept poor faggots like you.

thorpe park is actually peng and alton towers is top comfy
on school days of course so you can get bare sick by doing everything 5 times

...

>not planning your Orlando trip in heavy detail
honestly youre a moron

This. When you pay almost 10k to get there you better make sure you get the most out of it.

based universal

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The other day I took a flight on Delta and the seat belt wouldn't fit around me. I realized I joined this club and I put myself on a diet immediately. Hope I can keep it going. Going to go full keto and see what happens.

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Honestly I never had so much fun before. Better than the Disney parks.

I bet they divorced because of the disappointment you turned out to be.

Post it in the new thread

friend of mine said dan offered to share a joint with him at the polynesian once

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I did Port Orleans when I was a kid. It was really cozy for 10yo me. But I dont know where it falls on the teirlist. Probably poverty section 8 cause we were poor

Nobody like Cedar Point anymore?