OK here we go
>dragon easily killed
>he ded
>dragged from lake by chains which materialised
>is revived
>neck/chest is damaged or ripped open so impossible to draw air into lungs for breath
>breaths ice magically
>ice breaks ice wall,whereas it should strenghen it
Did I forget anything?
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>be army of unded magic ice walkers
>don't walk on ice until they see a stone on ice
the end of the season might of been good had the dragon been a surprise, but no the hacks had to literally show zombies who cant swim somehow manage to conjure giant metal chains into water dragging a dragon up and then have LE WOAH reveal of it opening its eye the previous episode
>place that's always cold has weak ice on a pond
>it's freezing but no one ever wears a hat
Yeet
>have 1 vunerable spot in massive ancient wall. Only made of wood and guarded by a few men
>send 2 lone giants to it
>don't rush it and bust it open with entire army,send them to climb the wall instead
>release giant Ice scraper. When it swings once its done. Literally impossible to reset into position
Why is the lake not frozen solid or at least one meter thick?
>Other dragon spends time on the ground for an extended period of time
>white walker doesn't throw another lance to bag another dragon
Only enough budget for one ice dragon I guess.
>epic battle need everyone to fight as outnunbered
>have one ace card...a giant
>don't give him armour or protection or a weapon
>don't let him even throw rocks
>make him stand still at all times
>have him rush a gate to catch one person who has nowhere to go despite their being an army to take the castle
>release giant Ice scraper. When it swings once its done. Literally impossible to reset into position
They literally show the scythe being pulled back into position by chains. And your first point is just as retarded, charging a choke point is the dumbest move possible.
Have you ever been trained in war?
Im a SEAL dumbass
And it shows it being pulled up not reset. It needs carried for 500m
It doesn't need to breathe because It's also undead.
Dragons are magic period. Ice dragons exist in the asoiaf universe. So do shadow creatures, roman empire fire elves, nature hobbits and other ice elemental creatures and humanoids.
Ice will not strengthen the wall because of the sheer force and pressure being struck at said ice wall. It's already a wall that requires constant repair etc, its not such a stretch to believe that with enough force and pressure it will crack and crumble beneath its own weight.
>wings have massive holes in them
>can still fly
DUDE ITS MAGIC WTF JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF
>be king beyond the wall
>master at planning and preparing for attack on wall
>stand unguarded
>don't hear huge Calvary thundering along ground
>don't use trees as disruptive warfare tactics
>stand still let horsies arrive with no fighting
wildlings are low iq people though. the sight of a windmill led ygritte to believe she's just seen a grand castle. they're literal cave niggers.
>be in epic battle
>some reason dead bodies stack themselves on top of each other
>get sucked into them
>cant breathe as lung contracted
>cant get out as weight of bodies too much
>as time goes on somehow manage to get more breathe and more energy despite extra bodies getting on top of me
>crawl out
>no one kills me
>doesn't know what a windmill is
>knows what a castle and silk dresses are
>knows words like traalalalala
If he can just revive a dead dragon and make him fly despite holes in the wings and make him breath blue fire despite his destroyed lungs, then why doesn't he just tie some ice zombies together and makes them fly and shoot blue lasers and ice missiles instead?
Good thread. Keep going
>set logic that wights die when theyre leader dead or too far from power source
>capture one in epic battle
>he can travel for days in scorching heat and doesn't die like the thousands of others next to him on the lake
>Battle of the Bastards
But sweetie that episode was the best.
>fall into FREEZING FUCK WATER
>crawl out no problem
>now in subzero temperatures with all your clothes soaking wet
>be completely fine
It pains me that people think Season 7 is good.
>want to discard history and become faceless man
>be allowed training
>constantly break the most basic of rules set
>constantly do opposite of what asked
>shit all over values of faceless man
>still be allowed to train
>continue to be a cunt
>be shown to be bested several times by other girl
>other girls bests me stabs me
>ha ha only kidding now ill kill her
Wight's die if the one that turned them is killed. That one wasn't turned by the White Walker that was with him. It's a terrible cop out to stop the entire army but still. "Too far from power source" is never stated and makes no sense anyway.
He’s an undead Targaryen, immune to ice. :^)
>be sold off whore
>desperate to become part of husbands traditions
>eats horse heart gets bum raped
>totally in love, love the dothrak
>constantly contradict husbands beliefs
>leads to him getting killed
>continue to Sully his memory but not doing the one thing expected of a khaleesi
>shit all over dothtrak traditions
>isnt immediately slaughtered for this, instead is revered
They still rot though. The hand that was brought to King's Landing the first time actually rotted away until it was no longer functional.
You could argue it was cold most of the way there since a good portion of westeros was already into Winter. Also not following the rules of decay is basically a mainstay of the zombie genre.
Do you charge choke points with entire armies a lot? Is that in your handbook?
>whitewalkers smart enough to be able to make iron
>they just never do unless it's for chains
sansa's part with the army in that battle for winterfell was pretty stupid.
Imagine being a woman and getting excited because a fictional character on a fictional show was written to go against fictional norms in a fictional time. Imagine going onto twitter and saying "YASSSS QUEEN" and thinking this is victory for women everywhere including women currently being stoned to death for touching a mans hand accidentally
This scene was literally Warcraft ripoff. The imagery doesn't work in GoT because it didn't establish itself as high fantasy series like warcraft did.
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Sansa's entire character is stupid.
>didn't establish itself as high fantasy series like warcraft did
What are you smoking?
>being this fucking autistic
Kill self
You just now it's going to have to fight one of the living dragons.
Finally we'll have an answer to the age old question of which is stronger: flames made of fire or flames made of ice.
This season is going to be so hype I can't wait.
Are there any real season 8 spoilers yet bros?
This shot was also ripped from Arthas' return to Lordaeron. I can't blame them though, the Lich King is fantasy kino.
>now
>This season is going to be so hype I can't wait.
Typical showfag.
Sometimes I touch my peepee when its gets hard from watching this show
>throwing glass at a pane of glass should strengthen it
what is wrong with you?
Its ice not glass you sperg
Do a chemistry lesson
it works for any substance you fucking idiot. throw enough bricks at a wall of bricks its gonna come down. seriously what is your iq? i know its under 40
also king dude rides it on the frontline like a retard instead of hiveminding it
>throw fire on fire...puts it out
>hurr durr duurrr mom
>pour water on water makes less water
that's you.
you spastic
This thread gon' be gud
But user we need it for a cool cover
you forgot the show is mostly about showing tits
UUURRRRRGGGGG
>Im a SEAL dumbass
he never makes this noise
walls arent built from fire or liquid water you STUPID FUCKING MORON
>I'm a seal dumbass
>I'm a dumbass
Yeah we know
Still offers no conclusion
Its literally an ice wall. ..built from ice
The ice breath from the dragon comes out as a liquid ice and solidifies into its solid state. Thus it would coat the existing ice with more ice REINFORCING it. Jez
I cant believe I have to explain this.
What dont you get
If you poured concrete over a wall it gets stronger not weaker you fucking troglodyte
concrete dragons don't exist you buffoon
Lmao SEETHING
>it didn't establish itself as high fantasy series
Huh???