Name your top 2 films

Wuthering Heights and Master and Commander

Aliens
Gladiator

Based and redpilled person

Captain Marvel
Lost In Translation

Magnolia
Dogville

Hates women, reads books sometimes

Captain Marvel
Batman V Superman

Return of the Jedi and Chronicles of Riddick

Batman 89
The Hours

Under The Skin and Pan's Labyrinth

Bladerunner
Drive

lonely and horny

Fellowship of the Ring
Gladiator

Full Metal Jacket and Andrei Rublev
Can't fault Kanye's judgement there though.

Cruel intentions
The social network

Stalker
LOTR Fellowship of the Ring

Kek

Watchmen
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Ultimate Edition

IMO Two towers > fellowship

Chungking Express
Fire Walk With Me

A women that is single

aries
virgo
capricorn
scorpio
based and redpilled
pisces
pisces
leo
sagittarius
libra

I see you niggers posting your 2 movies but not guessing what other posters are like

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A true Kinothusiast and a God among men.

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Ugh an astrology-cuck

Bald Runner
Jurassix Park

Network and Chinatown

have down syndrome

fuck off, taurus

Memento
Spirited away.

Patrician but doesn't watch non-American movies. Probably 20 years old.

60 year old boomer who works as a cashier at a grocery store

>have down syndrome

Don't worry little fella...there's a whole big bunch of movies for you!

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Poop
Pee

supports republicans

The Master (Paul Thomas Anderson)
The Social Network (David Fincher)

Pretentious faggot

zoomer who thinks he have a good taste

Prisoners
Nocturnal Animals

>pisces

true

Damn :(

You have women begging to drain your balls 24*7 but you'd rather stay home and watch YouTube videos

To narrow it down would be hard but I suppose The Departed and Zodiac.

>In Bruges
>Snatch

drinks a case of beer every 3 days but doesn't think he has a problem
thinks the people he talks to on discord count as friends
has a selection of 10+ browser bookmarks for the facebook pages of girls from his high school, that he checks at least once a week for new pics
has two 20kg dumbells lying on his bedroom floor but hasn't touched them for 2+ months
plays a single game for months at a time (I#ll take a punt on either DOTA or Overwatch), then tries some flavour of the month shite for a couple of days and switches back to Dota/Overwatch
owns multiple sex toys
drinks too much coffee, to the point that he finds himself rapidly tapping his finger when sat still for more than a couple of minutes
EXTREMELY autistic about file management on his main PC
switches between multiple barbers whenever he needs a haircut, just so they don't begin to recognise him or try starting conversations
has multiple anime posters up on his bedroom wall
hasn't opened his bedroom window in multiple weeks, is completely oblivious to how bad it smells in there
is moderately aware of IT security concerns, to the point that he has a bit of tape over his laptop webcam, but still uses Google and doesn't bat an eye
subscribed to 1000+ channels on youtube but cant be bothered to clean out the shit
owns multiple shelves of DVDs/Blurays that he hasn't touched in over 2 years, but doesn't want to sell them
thinks he may have had a sexual experience with his older sister's friend when he was ~4 but can't remember if it was just a vivid dream
has a secret stash of several-years-old slightly-dirty panties that he robbed from female flatmates when he was at university

he does have good taste
Those are very good films
They aren't great films, it's not an impressive answer for a film nerd, at all, but he's got good taste.
Those are both somewhat mainstream films with somewhat wide appeal. He's not being pretentious at all.

For me, it's
>Still Walking
>The Act of Killing

Pretentious and cringepilled

>High and Low
>the great silence

High effort post. Thanks and

Dark Knight Rises
Commando

White male who's Had. Fucking. Enough. Of. This. Shit.

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What an awful opinion

Kek I'm not white but the other part is right.

A future mailman

Taxi Driver
Eraserhead

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Man of Steel and Schindler's List

>thinks the people he talks to on discord count as friends
...they don't?

Likes big guys.

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>drinks a case of beer every 3 days but doesn't think he has a problem
I can quit any moment

>plays a single game for months at a time (I#ll take a punt on either DOTA or Overwatch), then tries some flavour of the month shite for a couple of days and switches back to Dota/Overwatch
Absolutely wrong. I play heroes 3 for 20 years now

Over-educated shut-in who has turned down women because he couldn't be bothered to deal with them.

Alien
Stalker

Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

But I am a male man
For (You)

Teenager who doesn't want people to think he's a plebeian so he names one Tarkovsky movie and one mainstream universally loved blockbuster

Conan the Barbarian
Predator

cont

really needs a new pair of shoes but doesn't want to go through the anxiety associated with going to a shoe shop
gets the odd compliment on tinder from girls, but doesn't know how to follow up so is eternally single
is currently hunching over his keyboard
when he's alone, runs upstairs on all fours like a dog
has a notebook in front of him that he intended to record his dreams in. hasn't touched it in over a year
lives near a popular tourist attraction but has never actually been there
constantly worries about the thermostat in his flat/house
recently bought an expensive new graphics card for his PC, now regrets it but cant be bothered to take it out and get a refund
skims the headlines of a single news site every other day, gets the rest of his news from Yea Forums
has a letterboxd account where his most popular review has 2 likes
did 5 pushups this morning (nice one dude, keep it up)
has 10k+ tweets on his twitter account
visits internet-drama-related subreddits where he LARPs as a drumpftard

this is fun :)

Goes to Mister Universe competions

NPC trying to please tv by posting movies that would be called based but are also mass entertainment films.
Cringe worthy faggot
Trying to please /pol/ posters by pretending to be a devout christian
First honest opinion in this thread and good taste
Brainlet
Peak dishonesty
Brainlet tier bait.
Dishnoest opinion to show off your manliness. "Movies that girls don't understand" poster.
Good but pleb taste. At least it's honest.
Honest but cringe taste.
Honest, decent and soi taste
Yea Forums poster.
Pleb, O.K and honest
Partially dishonest and increibly brainlet taste.
Personification of the brainlet wojack
Pretty Good and a bit cheesy taste.
Pure pleb
Pleb but good taste.

>has a letterboxd account where his most popular review has 2 likes
SHUT UP I DELETED MY LB ACCOUNT REEEEE

Seven
GoodFellas

You're supposed to be guessing something about the person, not just rating their taste
you absolute homosexual

mean
i just like bleak sci fi settings i'm 30

>skims the headlines of a single news site every other day,

I get news from several sites on feedly actually.

Based user and yeah I tweet a lot. Good job

For most I did both.

Started watching movies 3 months ago

>who has turned down women because he couldn't be bothered to deal with them
c-correct, haha

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Posts quotes from clips of movies in Youtube comment sections

>A women
Still wondering why you're single?

I wish

Which dub/ost of Akira does he like more? Is he aware of the others existence?

Rosemary's Baby and Autumn Sonata

>really needs a new pair of shoes but doesn't want to go through the anxiety associated with going to a shoe shop
wtf how did u knoe

Definitely is. Kanye is a huge weeb. Look at the music video for Stronger.

>bald runner
lel

Napoleon dynamite and school of rock

Mulholland Dr
Rashomon

The Thin Red Line and A Beautiful Mind

Kitchen Stories
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

Pleb who really wants patricians to like him

A twink who still wears skinny jeans and flannel shirts

Braindead 18 y/o zoomer who listens to hip-hop

>taxi driver
>it's a wonderful life

No ima chad and I don’t wear shirts

You know, I have no fuckin clue. Anybody else could never pick a favorite movie or song? I probably can't even pick a top 10.
>don't forget to guess what kind of person I am

Oh really? Show us your cock then

Fury road & 2049

Kill Bill Vol. 1
Paid in Full

A redditor

Stay
Solaris

Loves only capeshit but still wants people to think he has good taste

Terminator 2
Alita Battle Angel

The thing
Jurassic Park

Harakiri and Cache

A decent dude to his friends and girl

Plays MTG with the same group of dudes you always have

CLASSIC, drinks whiskey, ignores modern politics

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Brazil

Badlands
Rushmore

Dr Strangelove
Blue Velvet

Buffalo 66'
Wings Of Desire

Likes to walk barefoot in grad i

Dune
Barry Lyndon

*Grass

Wow this is my answer too. Based.

Jurassic Park
Apocalypse Now

L O N D O N

2001: A Space Odyssey
Stalker

Magnolia and Taxi Driver

American Animals & Scott Pilgrim

Either those or

Hardcore Henry & The Raid 2

They’re all on the same level for me

>Nobody gave me a (You)

Nobody ever responds to my posts, and I guess therein lies the assumption of my personality. into the dumpster i go

You made a post whining that you didn’t get replies, so yeah, it’s your personality.

a gentle and kindhearted guy that comes off as needy and desperate. can't decide if he wants to fit in at work or revel in the loneliness but either way, he's depressed as fuck

Eiga Keion!
The Monster Squad

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Brazil
Wake in Fright.

an absolute chad. most likely a socialist

Goodfellas
Starship Troopers

prefers tea over coffee. wish he could go back to his WoW years

Akira & Ghostbusters

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2/2 What the fucking fuck

Damn im good

You know, I rewatched Akira recently and it really is a pretty great movie.

1. Whoa, Fat Nigger Bam-ba-Lam: Fat Nigger had a child Bam-ba-Lam The damn thing gone wild Bam-ba-Lam 2 (1987)
2. Herbie The Love Bug

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Innocence (2004)
The Passion of Joan of Arc
Throw as many guesses as to who I am, I'm sure you won't get any of them right

Schindler's List and Kingdom of Heaven: Director's Cut

Point break and sin city

The good the bad the ugly
Unknown soldier (the new one)

Léon
Alien

Amadeus
Lost Highway

Memento & Memento
Formerly Memento & Primer

Sunless (by chris marker)
Drive

Galactically based

The Thing and Apocalypse Now

Blade Runner
Love Exposure

Drive
Howl's Moving Castle

God Hand
Outrun 2 Coast 2 Coast

Gay niggers from outer space
Cannibal holocaust

2001
My other favorite is between Dogtooth, Under the Skin, or Lost Highway. Can't decide

Nobody cares.

I do. :)

I care, when you filter out the obvious trolls and movies you've already seen - this is actually a decent recommendation list

Chaddap bitch

Based mature poster

Playtime
Barry Lyndon

Leon the Professional
A Clockwork Orange

Alien and the Apartment

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Lawrence of Arabia

Whiplash and good will hunting.

Drive
Seven Samurai

Akira
Batman v Superman ultimate edition

Big Trouble in Little China & The Rock.

You’re Dolph Lundgren aren’t you?

There Will Be Blood
Doctor Zhivago (1965 version)

Collateral (Mann, 2004)
Edge of Tomorrow (Liman, 2014)

Kung Pow 2: Tongue of Fury
Problem Child 3

Actually Collateral and Rush Hour 2, based on times seen

Secrets of Kells and Planet Terror

Dumb & Dumber
Forrest Gump

Forest gump
Saving private ryan

Dead Man
Woman in the Dunes

Call Me By Your Name and The Green Ray.

Ernest goes to camp
Coneheads

Master and Commander
Amadeus

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Batman v Superman
Excalibur

A Man For All Seasons & The Lion in Winter

The Strawberry Blonde (1941)
Back to the future part II

Star Wars 70s
Guardians of the Galaxy

Withnail & I
Lawrence of Arabia

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The Human Centipede
The Human Centipede 2

Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend
12 Monkeys

The Matrix
Alien

Big Trouble in Little China
Red Dawn (1984)

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The most honest post on Yea Forums

Based commie hater

vocal atheist, has made parents cry on multiple occasions out of shame and/or embarrassment.

Wall-e
The fifth element

person who is depressed they were born in such a stagnant time before space exploration
scat fetishist
Painfully average intellect and looks but absolutely bro tier dude. Would get beer with/10

On the spectrum but doesn't let it get to him.

Unforgiven
Бpaт (orig "Brother", Russia, 1997)

Back to the Future Part 2
Tremors

A Brighter Summer Day and The Human Condition

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I wouldnt wanna watch "there will be blood" because the name sounds silly like something an edgy 17yo did come up with
Akira has great animation but absolutly nothing else
Shit taste

There Will Be Blood is mediocre and agree on Akira.

The Deer Hunter and The Conversation.

Return of the Jedi
Mad Max: Fury Road

Boogie Nights
Rocco & His Brothers

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Gladiator
Collateral

BR2K49 and Alita, obviously

Robocop
Robocop 2

Pulse (2001) and Don't Look Now (1973)

five easy pieces and one flew over the cuckoos nest. can you guess my third?
chinatown i have a thing for jack

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The Long Goodbye
Fire Walk With Me

Nice, we might get along

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bullied in school
autist
gay

I don't like the number 2, so I'll do 3.
>There Will Be Blood
>The Aviator
>The Social Network
Yeah, I have a thing for entrepreneurs. Who end up alone and miserable. Yeah, I project and have delusions of grandeur. Trust me, I have enough self-awareness to know who I am. Sure, I relate more to something like The Best Offer, but that's too depressing and when picking favorites I want something that will make me feel even a little bit happy.
youtube.com/watch?v=m3lF2qEA2cw

Either way, I like hearing people try and guess, so do me.

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Get a girlfriend you fucking loser.

Based
Great

Only Angels Have Wings
The Shop Around the Corner

how?

He's not me, and I don't need you to tell me what I already know.

Nightcrawler
Drive

Cringe

Tree of Life and Eyes Wide Shut

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Predator
Rat Race

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Batman v. Superman: Dawn of justice
Man of steel

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Achieved consciousness ~5 years ago.

Lost in Translation
Lawrence of Arabia

Don't have tinder because I'm a pussy faggot
Do have a bird at the moment though but I don't see her much

dude bro, long hair. Quite smart but under achieving in life.

pretentious

You sound like a religious nutjob

schizophrenic

gay

you are a person who sees beauty in art. You like to go travelling alot.

boomer

you are very feminine man

pseudo art reddit

edgy

you enjoy kino

Fellowship of the Ring
Bladerunner 2049

Blazzing Saddles

Die Hard

>aries
Nope. Virgo. But my rising is Gemini, not sure if it makes any difference.

children of men
Das boot

The Last Jedi
The Passion of the Christ

Lost in Translation
Trainspotting

The professional
Apocalypse now

The Fountain and A clockwork orange

t. average Yea Forums poster

You're a 34 year old accountant at a medium size firm. You're good at your job and close to a promotion to regional manager. You and your girlfriend have been together for 7 years now and you have plans to marry. Her parents don't agree with your religious stance so you're on bad terms with them. Your parents see her as their adopted dauighter.
You have been trying to get kids but no luck yet, you want one girl and one boy.
Your girlfriend is allergic to dogs so you have a cat, a European shorthair to be exact.
She's 4 years old and the most adorable thing.

Mine:
The Thing
Bloodsport

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
The matrix

Where Eagles Dare and The Thing

Star Wars (Return of the Jedi)
Snatch

Robocop and The Last Crusade

Phone poster

I Vitelloni.
Il Medico della Mutua.
Ovo Sodo.
Atlantis (the Nadia of blue Water knockoff by Disney)
Howl's Moving Castle / Porco rosso.
Trading Places.
Tre Uomini e una Gamba.
Il Capo.
Seven Samurai.
Ladybird.

Yeah, it's more than 2, I don't care.

I hate doing this so if I sound condescending it's because it's intentional, and it's ridiculous to extrapolate character traits from favourite movies (not as a stretch as physical characteristics)

20 something male, bland everyday man, with an inkling of artistic interest.

Male, 30 years old, laid back kind of guy, or at least laid back enough to enjoy mediocrity without fear of social stigma.

20 something male, conservative sensibilities. A cursive knowledge of history, just enough to be enamoured with old school values, while not realizing he his too tainted by modern secular sensibilities to even approach his ideal.

On the edge of 30, male, old enough to be sincere about his real favourite movies. Wants unsubtle overt emotion in his movies.

18-20 simpleton, american (both as a nationality but more importantly as a character trait) or 35-40 "boomer".

Cool guy, at least cool enough to be sincere without fear OR underage b&.

On the brink of 30, thinks his personal issues translate to his movie preferences. Unpleasant to be around.

Honest guy (any age). Chad enough to post his actual favourites.

Based, that is all.

Man's man OR incel larping.

You're a burden for others to interact with. Copy and paste male with extroversion issues so common in this era. Still enamoured in the american dream despite becoming skeptic about its promise (pick a side cunt, and work hard for real to find out for yourself).

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Birth of a Nation
Titanic

Oldboy
The Handmaiden

the original or the bad remake?

>You're a burden for others to interact with.
Eh, depends. Could be true.
>Copy and paste male with extroversion issues so common in this era.
Eh, not really. I do well with complete strangers. I'm pretty independent, and I've been in some pretty tight situations.
>Still enamoured in the american dream despite becoming skeptic about its promise
Why not? Not American, but I don't see what's wrong with a bit of optimism.
>(pick a side cunt, and work hard for real to find out for yourself).
But I already have.
>I hate doing this
So why do it?

I'm a (You) slut, duh.
Anyway see the issue with guessing people from their movie preferences.

>Unknown soldier (the new one)
All 3 versions are really good, the one directed by Edvin Laine being my personal favorite. The book is great too.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me and Power Rangers: The Movie.

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Smokey and the bandit
The man who would be king

My Neighbor Totoro
Stalker

Master and commander
Few dollars more

A real man. Something there is a very short supply of here.