It isn't nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be

It isn't nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

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It was forgettable and stupid.
Really unnecessary sequel, kinda like Incredibles 2.

No, it's worse.

Aliens. In an Indiana Jones movie.

Aliens are real, so its fine

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They were inter-dimensional beings

As a huge fan of Indiana Jones I would say this movie was fun and forgettable

OP is on a fishing expedition, I dare you to name one good thing about it you absolute cunt

Absolutely. Only things wrong with it are...
> The fridge survival.
> Shia swinging on vines.
> The effects for Cate's eyes getting burnt out were poor.

>Aliens. In an Indiana Jones movie.
So? He is a pulp adventurer, there is nothing outlandish about aliens existing as well as the supernatural.

It's actually better than Temple of Doom, I'll give ya that.

It's factually better than Temple of Doom and Temple is the first Indy movie I remember seeing in the early 90s as a kid.
1 > 3 > 4 > 2

It's a 5/10.

If Lucas actually made the Scottish Castle flick, it would probably rank alongside SKYFALL.

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what the fuck

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I still don't know which czech pornstar they managed to cake so much make-up on and it irks me.

From a dimension we didn't know about which makes them by definition...aliens.

- Cate Blanchett is a great villain.
- Whole opening at Area 51 is great even with the absurdity of the fridge survival.
- The whole skull mystery is great, the moment when Indy turns completely baffled ask "what is this thing?" is chilling.
- Shia is fine in his role, his acting stands out when he sees Oxley's asylum cell.
- Scene with the Indy forced to interface with the skull while Spalko narrates about her communist plans is unnerving.
- Special effects are mostly all solid except the eye burning mentioned here - - Them going with a sc-fi path is unique and cool for the franchise.

I want a Last Crusade-style bonding flick set in Maoist China. The homages to past films and contemporary history is very interesting, the goofball shit could be toned down a hell of a lot.

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Not even him, but you're seriously going all pleb.

delet

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Oh, an Indian Jones movie? The same movies in which a man's heart is torn from his chest so that cultists may appease an existent Hindu god, and the man survives this? The same movies in which people's minds are taken over after drinking the blood of said god? The same movies in which a medieval knight lives for thousands of years in a cave by drinking from a wooden cup? The same movies in which fucking energy ghosts are release from a box and melt people's faces and blow holes in their chests with magical lightning? But "aliens" are too far-fetched.

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Could be cool.

>adult Short Round

Completely this. I don't know why oldfaggots are so blind when it comes to this with Indy. I was born in 89 which makes me younger than a good deal of them but holy shit.

well OP, it seems your thread has been derailed

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Aliens were fine, I just hated how they revealed it 5 minutes into the movie like what the fuck. It should've been a mid movie surprise. Also
>Shia acting like a tough guy
lmao

>Elsa seduced both Henry and Indiana
it would be so funny if she seduced Shia next

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It was only good because shia le beef was in it