Honestly, it doesn’t look that bad

Thats a traditional thin crust though, deepdish pizzas are thick crusts.

south america was a mistake

>some new place opens up
>order pizza
>toppings are uneven
never ordered from them again.

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stop pretending to be retarded

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Cheese should not be falling off like that
All the dough should be cooked through
It's supposed to be the THIN CRUST

This. The meme of "hurrr whats wrong with this again" should stop.

The cheese is almost liquid fresh out of the oven. He's holding it like an idiot for the show.

>being this petty
I just order whatever has the best deals at the moment. Never use delivery because it's always cheaper to pick it up yourself. It's all about filling yourself up for a good price. Most pizzas don't taste that different unless you're some picky fag LARPing as an aristocrat. Gordon is a cunt.

>calling your customer an idiot
I hope you lose your job, your house and your dignity.

The pizzeria owner is the customer. The business is him and his show.

This. Nor funny anymore.

Zoomers and reddies have to abuse a joke till you hate it.

that's kind of gay

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fake news. he didn't know it was thin crust until the waitress said so

Kek

did they ever show the mong that cooked this. looking at some of this shit i think i could show up at a restaurant pretending to be a chef and get a job immediately.

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That shit would be fucking delicious after 10 or 11 pints.

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I like my dough a little soft and medium rare tbchf

Pretending to be a retard still makes you a retard.

Bro why?

>Pierce Brosnan sweating nervously

>gatekeeping memes on an anonymous cunny posting circlejerk

>not eating a classic t'dog at the cinema while watching kino

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>dog barely fills out the bun
chips look fine, giving it a 7/15

>late night Yea Forums food thread
>nobody posting
c'mon

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where get good pizza?

>continues to eat hand fulls of whatever the fuck toppings
kek

whatever is cheapest, everything tastes a lot better when you know you didn't have to throw many shekels to eat

Make one yourself. Go to a nicer grocery store and they usually have some pre-made dough for you to make your own.

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>pre-made dough
it's so easy to make dough though

but he might not feel like making his own

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if the pizza is that hot then he wouldnt be able to hold it for that long, especially if it isnt a thin crust

recipe for actually, taste wise, pizzeria-like pizza?

I made some pizzas in the past but the pie always is kind of off, whole pizza is not rly the same like from the pizzeria. pie should be soft, but mine usually ends up being crusty everywhere

>pizza
>pie
Stop this at once.

Because you don't have wood/coal oven

here's a pizza i made with a girl i like.
it could have used another couple of minutes in the oven but it still was pretty good.
we used just very little yeast and the dough rested for the entire day before we made the pizza. a pizza stone and just a few minutes at 250°C are enough and you'll have yourself a nice pizza.

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>Gordan is a hack
Who new?

>Most pizzas don't taste that different
Wanna know how I know that you're a 300 pound landwhale?

>crust the size of a loaf of bread.

You faggots better be joking. Thats fucking shit. everyone hates crust unless it's stuffed

is that fucking mayonnaise that he puts over the cheese?

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What the fuck is wrong with beaners?

>everyone hates crust unless it's stuffed
hows it feel being 5 bro? theyre literally just bread sticks

protip: add a pinch of sugar with the yeast it feeds on the sugar and activates better you shouldn't have to wait all day for it to prove

>that watery and super-thin layer of tomato sauce
>way too much fucking cheese
>like a liter of mayonnaise on top of the cheese
>dip 3 olives onto it after baking
>PERFECTO

what the fuck

...

thats not cheese. thats rice, and mayo

youtube.com/watch?v=vcfNpDtVqOw
>cooking pizza in a pan
>rosemary on pizza

holy fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=qxsGSVXJTY8

I feel nauseous

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